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On the campus, there is a banner of "National College Students' English Test Band 70 and [-] H Medical University Test Center" ten meters away. Looking around, there is a sense of dislocation that makes people feel that they are in the [-]s and [-]s. Chinese-English bilingual edition.With one sound, each word fell into people's hearts like raindrops.

There are still 10 minutes before the entrance. There are only three teaching buildings outside the school. In fact, there are only three teaching buildings in this school. There are already students waiting outside.

After a week or more, I sharpened my gun before the battle, no matter whether the gun in my hand could be used to kill the enemy, the posture was beautiful anyway.

Zhuang Ran's school always has some very strange regulations. The small classroom in the main building with the least interference, the best conditions, and the fewest number of people is not for everyone to take the exam. The basic class of traditional Chinese medicine must have the priority, because the school has to The most superior conditions of these students in the palm of the hand, followed by the students with the best English scores in each class.

When Zhuang Ran found out that his examination number was next to Li Xian's, he felt that the two of them must have been sworn enemies in their previous life, otherwise their fate in this life would almost fly out of the sky.

Zhuang Ran's test number is 08 in the 0824 test room, and Li Xian's is 0823. According to the distribution of dragon tails in the exams over the years, the two should be at the front and back desks.

8:40 to start sound audition.

Oh, by the way, it must be explained that Zhuang Ran's university is very conservative and needs to adjust the radio channel to listen.After some students bought a cheating second-hand radio, they found that the channel was manually adjusted. It was the kind of small black box with black adjustment buttons on the side. You had to pull the antenna half a meter away to hear it clearly, and you couldn’t use your hands. Dosou, one Dosou may listen to two channels talking at the same time, a bit to the left is a male and female conversation in English, and a bit to the right may be a brainwashing advertisement for a big bargain or a rhinitis to find Chang Gung.So for many students, the CET-[-] test is not a question of listening comprehension, but a question of listening!

Of course, our male god Zhuang Ran and Li Xian would not make such a low-level mistake. The two of them bought the best quality audio headsets a long time ago, as long as they put on their ears and listen to it, there is not much to worry about. .

9:40 listening test begins.

Regardless of the fact that the main building is filled with all kinds of English masters or the school's darlings, it is the nature of all students to commit crimes. Some people really forgot to wear headphones!Also with a manual radio!Open all the way!

"Hi, Susan! You're looking.....□□arttoday.......Questions8to11arebasedon...youh□□ejustheard...Question8:Where...probablygetajob "...

"Oh my god, what's wrong with my buddy, let someone cook it? - What the hell, isn't this a recent rhinitis? - Tell me earlier, go to Chang Geng, it will work."

The most amazing thing is that the public advertisements are very clear, and the hearing is deaf all the way.It is estimated that the classmate later realized his conscience and felt that what he did might be immoral, or that listening or not listening would not affect his performance, so he simply turned off the radio, lowered his head and painted the answer on the answer sheet in a cool manner.There are 10 minutes left before the exam, hand in the paper and leave early.

"Fuck, the whole idiot has reached a fucking new level. Fuck me, the grandson's fault is the fault of the young master's hearing loss." Walking out of the examination room, Zhuang Ran said depressingly.

Li Xian felt that the boy had finally found an excuse for losing points. "Boyfriend, I sacrificed my life for righteousness in the end. I turned off the radio." Li Xian said with a smile.

"Fuck, whose body was sacrificed, and what righteousness was taken? He almost ignited the fuse, and he died with two pops and pops." Zhuang Ran felt that the classmate was also a strange thing. After all, it was the National Level [-] Examination, at least , Even if you are riding a donkey, you have to buy a better radio to cope with it.With such a casual attitude, it is estimated that the fourth-level grades are also quite casual for him, tsk.

The Level [-] Exam had just ended. When I came out of the examination room, everyone around me was talking about the Level [-] Exam.

"Damn it, I found out that I didn't wear earphones during the sound test. It's God's will." A chubby watermelon head said.

"Is it useless to wear earphones? At first, I thought I was on the wrong channel. After listening to it for 10 minutes, I realized that I was speaking English!" The sister Hua, tall, fat, watermelon-headed, looked unlovable.

"I'll go to the fucking fourth level, what are you playing with, why are you translating the Yellow River, ah, look at it, the teacher who gave this question is so hard to think about it, the third in Asia and the sixth in the world, I can't fucking think about it." I won’t be able to translate it soon, almost translated it into Asian3, World6, origin, flow through, and injection. How can it be so fucking amazing? It’s not good to stay still. Who are the prosperity and disasters? I have never I’ve seen it before! Fuck.” A group of boys were talking about translation.

"Mine is Pearl River. How do you say South China? I spelled HUASouth in Chinese. I was naive. Originally, I bought an experience ticket for the fourth level. I didn't expect to enter the venue and do the tour." A boy was helpless. Shaking his head, he was slapped severely by reality.

Zhuang Ran quietly asked Li Xian if he thought the test questions were difficult, and Li Xian said it was okay, it was quite simple, especially the translation, the words usually used to fill in the English lyrics were more difficult than this.Zhuang Ran also felt that Level [-] was quite easy, especially the listening comprehension. The speaking speed was too slow. If he didn't get a full score, he would be sorry for the recorder who worked hard on the conversation.

"Hehe, who is this~ Brothers, yo, come and see." He was dressed in white short-sleeved, blue jeans, holding a transparent test bag in his hand, followed by four boys of about the same height. The other person is our bastard Huang Wei.

"Fuck, let you guys be arrogant for another afternoon, and see how I clean up you after the exam tonight, wash them up and wait for me!" Zhuang Ran turned around and walked to Huang Wei, slapping each of them on the back one by one, Huang Wei It fell twice.

"Male god, why did I take it too long? It's not fair." Huang Wei stretched his backhand and rubbed it. where to go.

"God, let's wash it up. This is a bit too much information. Brother Xian is still on the sidelines." Wu Yongxin rubbed his hands and smiled wretchedly.

Li Xian felt that he owed Huang Wei's words just now and Wu Yongxin's, so he probably had to be beaten.

Sure enough, Zhuang Ran went over to give everyone a slap, but Huang Wei still got two more slaps. This time he learned how to be smart and didn't ask for absolute fairness.

Zhou Peng, Peng Hao, and Lu Guang looked at Wu Yongxin and Huang Wei, and gave each other a look to beat them up again, and their screams immediately attracted the attention of people around them.

"Brother Xian, our male god Zhuang still has to take the sixth grade exam this afternoon, why don't you go play with me?" How did Peng Hao know that Brother Xian also had to take the exam.

Zhuang Ran rolled her eyes after hearing Peng Hao's words. "Brother Xian has to accompany me to take the sixth grade exam."

"Hey, the male god is a bit unreasonable. He doesn't give people some freedom. As the saying goes, distance creates beauty. You two are tired of being together these days. Don't worry, but three days I haven't gone back to the dormitory, luckily the student union knows someone." Huang Wei said.

"Hey? It doesn't matter to you, what a joke, Brother Xian is taking the test with the male god!" Zhou Peng really couldn't stand Huang Wei's IQ.

"Brother Viagra, your thoughts are too nasty, and you don't get tired of dating someone, isn't he a god?" Lu Guang took the initiative to walk away from Huang Wei in order not to be dealt with too badly.Raise your hands to show your innocence.

"Brother Wei, I'll fucking beat you up sooner or later, my mind is full of filth, fuck." Zhuang Ran gritted his teeth.

"If you have time in the future, let's make another appointment to play golf. Today, Zhuang Ran and I finished the exam at 5:30, and everyone happened to go out for dinner in the evening. You can choose the place. The brothers are our witnesses. In the future, if I have Zhuang Ran to watch But where the eyes are, the brothers also help out." Li Xian glanced at Zhuang Ran, his eyes were very gentle, which made his whole body soften.

Zhuang Ran also felt that it was time to go out for a dinner. After all, he and Li Xian had been together for almost three months, so he needed to give him an official identity.

From the initial misunderstanding to now seeing how the two get along, Zhou Peng and others feel that the two of them are really a good match when they stand together.If it weren't for Li Xian, they wouldn't have imagined who could be worthy of Zhuang male god.Although the male god is full of foul language all day long, he really cares about the few people in the dormitory, and they are lifelong friends.Even if they each have wives and children in the future, no one can replace the friendship of at least seven years in college.

How many seven years can there be in life, and how many trustworthy friends can we meet in seven years?

The friendship in college is always simple and pure, without the slightest calculation.Everyone can say bad things about a certain teacher without any scruples, complain about a certain leader in the courtyard without any scruples, and even talk about the bad food in the cafeteria, and they can have a lively discussion all night.

Blaming Fang Qiu is all about youthful friendship, they can talk about the past, they can talk about the future, they are familiar with each other, and they use countless unimportant things to piece together important events.

A few years later, when they graduated and chose a career, they all tacitly stayed in this city. There are too many precious memories of them here.

The author has something to say:

This year is the day when my idol's jersey is officially retired, the number 8 and the number 24 two jerseys.When watching the video, I was deeply impressed by a sentence from Jenny Buss, the daughter of Old Buss: "Kobe, we know that retiring jerseys is not the motivation for you to play, but we also know that today will come. The reason why we have to retire two jerseys , because the number 8 and 24 alone are not enough to represent your honor." From high school to now, I have always liked this Kobe, because Kobe, who likes to watch the NBA, suddenly recalled the days of youth full of warmth, our 18 Years have passed.Tribute to idols, Manbaneverout!

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