wall jump

For freshmen, the CET-425 and CET-[-] should be another national large-scale examination after the college entrance examination.It's no longer the tens of millions of people who are in the college entrance examination crowded the single-plank bridge, but it has become a pole vault. The [-] line goes to that column, no matter what method you use, even if you touch the pole, it's okay, just pass it.

Speaking of this exam, it's really strange. No one tells them what to say, but everyone who is going to take the exam wants to do their best to pass the exam.

There is still a week before June 6th, and the occupying army begins to move.

On the seat, the books occupying the seat are spread on the table in piles, and they are blue, red, yellow, white and black, all kinds of colors.

Everyone in the classroom is writing hard, racing against the clock, fighting hard and making final preparations.Everyone was serious, wearing earphones, and practicing their listening skills. Even the young couples who usually came to the study room to talk about love, this time they all changed their minds.

The classroom is full, and students who come late can only run to the corridor, hold cushions, or sit on the steps of the stairs, or bring their own small saddles, and squat by the wall. All places where they can stand are occupied The students are full, and the learning atmosphere is very strong, as if it is unreasonable for anyone to make a phone call or chat for a long time at this time.

Zhuang Ran and Li Xian walked from the first floor to the fifth floor, from the main building to the new building, but they couldn't find two seats next to each other.Tsk, everyone occupies two seats by themselves, and the two of them are embarrassed to sit next to others with a big face.

The two walked out from the new building side by side, sighing in unison.

"Damn it, there aren't so many people studying for the final exam, okay? It's as if anyone who can't pass will be asked to kill him. Li Xian, what the hell are you talking about?" Zhuang Ran sighed. , took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it, put it in his mouth, and squatted at Li Xian's feet.

"I think this matter is understandable. After all, it is the CET-[-] and CET-[-] exams. The Millennium Imperial Examination is gone, but the influence is still there." Li Xian lifted his foot and kicked Zhuang Ran's ass. "Boyfriend, are the people in your dormitory finally unable to stand your oppression, and are planning to follow Chen Sheng and Wu Guang's uprising and overthrow you as a tyrant?"

Taking advantage of Li Xian kicking him, Zhuang Ran sat down on Li Xian's feet. The two stood on the steps, one standing with his pocket in his pocket, and the other squatting smoking a cigarette. Looking from the side, they could see A little taste of the quiet years.

Zhuang Ran finished smoking the cigarette and stood up.

"I'm fucking angry when I talk about this. Those grandchildren, fuck, collectively isolated me. I got full marks in the English test last semester. Then, I applied for CET-[-] and CET-[-] together, and the result was I am hated by others, now I have to be careful when I go back to the dormitory, or I won’t even be able to see your boyfriend’s scum today, tsk. See how I deal with these idiots after the exam!"

Li Xian originally thought that he would be unprecedented in applying for consecutive exams for the fourth and sixth grades. As expected, he should not underestimate their male gods.Putting an elbow on Zhuang Ran's shoulder, he said, "Boyfriend, let me tell you, I also applied for the CET-98 and CET-[-], and scored [-] in English last semester."

"Fuck, shut up quickly! Keep your voice down, this is a secret, I'm afraid others will find out and kill us both, shh~" Zhuang Ran put his index finger on his mouth, as if he was afraid of leaking the news, he looked around again, but fortunately, everyone In the classroom, no one heard the news that both people and gods were angry.

"What you said was all my words. You left by the minute just now, why are you still walking by the second?" Li Xian stretched out his finger and pointed at Zhuang Ran with an expression of disbelief, using the tone of Ma Li in the sketch Speaking of.

"Fuck, do I have to cooperate with you, aunt, I have no choice~" Zhuang Ran pulled Li Xian's finger away, and couldn't help laughing.

"Boyfriend, you see that there is no space in this study room. Go to the old house? Let's go?" Li Xian asked, shaking the car keys in his hand.

"I really think that these four and six grades are prepared for you. This is an excuse. It's beautiful. If I don't agree, you will be sorry for these students who have occupied the study room." Zhuang Ran took the car keys and put them in his hand After turning half a circle, he whistled at Li Xian.

If he didn't know that Zhuang Ran was a top student in the basic classics class, Li Xian would have felt that his boyfriend was a gangster in society, especially Zhuang Ran's half-length hair, which grew like crazy recently like eating chemical fertilizers. A rubber band can be tied.With this idea, it's not too far to try.

Passing by the school supermarket, Li Xian asked Zhuang Ran to wait for him for a while, and he went in to sell something.

Zhuang Ran glanced at him several times, and said hesitantly, "You're not buying a condom, are you?" After finishing speaking, as if thinking of something, he added, "But it's useless to buy, our school supermarket doesn't have lubricant ah."

Li Xian thought he would just buy a rubber band, but in the authentic Northeast dialect, it should be a leather case. Although it is also a case, it is obviously not a member of a family. There is a galaxy in the middle, how could Zhuang Ran Such a laissez-faire brain's imagination led to such an unreliable conclusion.

Li Xian gave Zhuang Ran his middle finger and entered the supermarket.

Standing outside the supermarket, Zhuang Ran felt that if Li Xian really bought a cover, he would probably have to put on a few layers of face, otherwise he would be too embarrassed. Although everyone was fighting in the study room, but they couldn't help but give up on themselves. It was all luck. Or the seniors and seniors who have passed the exam are free to wander around in the supermarket, tsk, thinking about how many people are staring at Li Xian, Zhuang Ran feels that it's okay if his boyfriend's face is not thick enough.

"Let's go, male god." Li Xian took out a plastic bag of food from the supermarket and walked over.

Li Xian was not at all incapable of accepting Zhuang Ran's ability to drive.Because God is omnipotent.Seeing Zhuang Ran skillfully controlling the steering wheel with one hand, Li Xian felt that Zhuang Ran's car should be older than himself.

"Boyfriend, you are so proficient, when did you learn it?" Li Xian was rummaging through the things he bought, and finally found hair ropes, black ones, Japanese rubber rings, there are estimated to be more than 100 in one bag.

Zhuang Ran looked in the rearview mirror, turned his head, and completely ignored the black hair rope that Li Xian was holding.

"Three or four years of driving experience with a driver's license, five years without a driver's license, probably, isn't junior high school a rebellious period? If I don't rebel for a while, I feel that I have never been young. Tsk, at that time, I feel that the whole world is like me. If you have a grudge, I think everyone looks like a fucking idiot, skipping classes all day long, and following a bunch of fast-paced drivers, then they will learn how to drive." Zhuang Ran sighed deeply after saying this, his eyes were a little empty, as if he was reminiscing Those years of foolish youth.

Li Xian paused for a moment with the hand holding the headband, raised his eyebrows, and turned his head, "It's amazing that your boyfriend still has such a time, your mother doesn't care about you?"

Zhuang Ran smiled, his mother didn't know about his past at all. "My mother and the others don't know. In their eyes, I am a top ten son. The main thing is that I can get the first place in the school without studying all day. The teacher can't do anything about me, and I didn't find my parents. Finding parents can help me. What are you talking about, your child fished for three days and posted the net for two days, and went out to hang out with others, but when he came back, he was better than this child who studied stupidly at school? Tsk, I can’t find it, besides, our head teacher relies on Let me go around showing off to others, but her student is the first in the school? So I just turned a blind eye."

"Is it because you're annoyed to find out that you like boys and not girls?" Li Xian asked.

Zhuang Ran stepped on the accelerator, accelerated and rushed out, a drift parked the car across the open space under the old building.This racing car came so suddenly that Li Xian was almost burned to pieces.

"Boyfriend, just now I suspected that you might have exaggerated your past, but now I withdraw my suspicion, I think I underestimated your past." Li Xian sat back on the seat, and the black rubber bands in his hands fell apart. car.

"Baby, have you minored in psychology?" Zhuang Ran put away his usual laughing look, with an indifference that Li Xian had never seen on his face.

"It's just empathy, my best friend." Having said that, Li Xian took a breath, "He also likes boys. He was in the first year of junior high school, and he was obviously confused, struggling, and afraid."

Zhuang Ran also sighed, "Li Xian, actually, there's nothing I can't say. At that time, I found that I liked my best Tiezi, you know? It was just one day that I suddenly discovered that I like it. People are used to being casual and unrestrained, so they just said it directly."

Zhuang Ran opened the car door, got out of the car and lit another cigarette. Just as he was about to smoke, Li Xian followed him at some point, snatched the cigarette, put it in his mouth, smoked most of it in one breath, and then slowly raised his head Spit out and pinch the cigarette between your thumb and forefinger.

Looking at Li Xian's smoking posture, Zhuang Ran suddenly remembered who once said that people who smoke in this posture are more casual, have a rich inner world, and are also cautious.

"After finishing speaking, did the person just turn around and leave? Do you think that I treat you as a brother, but you want to fuck me?" Li Xian flicked the soot that was about to burn in his hand.

In the dark night, the sparks from cigarette butts make people feel that this summer night is hotter.

"Well, I was scared away and transferred to another school the next day, fuck. You idiot." Zhuang Ran turned and went upstairs.

Li Xian knew that Zhuang Ran's idiot was meant for his reckless self at that time, who hasn't had the youth of an idiot yet?Tsk, I took out the plastic bag from the car, and picked up the small rubber bands scattered all over the floor.No, you have to braid the male god when you go upstairs.

When Li Xian came in with his things, Zhuang Ran turned on the light in the study, and was doing the fourth grade paper, tsk, the speed of free conversion.

"Boyfriend, let's make a bet, just this set of papers, remove the listening and composition, whoever gets the higher score wins, bet?" Li Xian put the plastic bag in his hand by the table, pressed his hands on the table, and tilted his head. body said.

"Fuck, are you afraid of you? Come on, what are you betting on?" Li Xian threw the pen in his hand, leaned on the chair, and looked at Li Xian provocatively.

Li Xian shook a small bag of black rubber bands in his hand, "If you lose, I'll tie your hair into a braid." He said with a smile.

"Did you go to the supermarket half a day to buy this?" Zhuang Ran couldn't understand why Li Xian had such a soft spot for his hair.

"I'm disappointed that I didn't buy a set. Duang~ I bought your favorite potato chips, spicy strips, chicken feet with pickled peppers, spicy duck neck, and oden! I'll heat up the rolls for you when I'm done." Li Xian opened the bag and took out the things one by one.

Zhuang Ran was really surprised, Li Xian actually bought his favorite snacks, oh my god!Fuck, so fucking happy.

"Come on, boyfriend, come here and give me a reward." Li Xian pointed to his face.

Zhuang Ran stood up, kissed Li Xian hard on the face, and then kissed lightly at the corner of his mouth.

"It's so sweet, boyfriend. For this pile of food, I have to try to get along with you for a long time." Zhuang Ran picked up the chicken feet with pickled peppers and started eating.Halfway through eating, I suddenly remembered that Zhuang Ran couldn't eat chili, especially pickled chili!

It's time for revenge!Not to be missed!

Zhuang Ran jumped over the table and pressed Li Xian on the sofa in the study, "Hahaha, little lady, follow me."

"Boyfriend, the speedometer of your kindness and revenge is too fast, is it successful? The little girl can't stand it." Li Xian sang in Qin opera.

Li Xian took advantage of Zhuang Ran's retreat, quickly got up and ran out, opened the door halfway, and was grabbed by Zhuang Ran from inside.

"Fuck, if you don't come in today, I don't want to make a bet with you." Zhuang Ran's voice through the door was a little muffled.

Li Xian felt that braiding a male god's hair was a rare thing, so he let go of his hands helplessly, and stood beside Zhuang Ran with a heroic look.

"Baby, I'm very happy to see you so unwilling." Zhuang Ran quickly kissed her after speaking.

If someone came in from outside at this time, they would probably be scared to death. One, kissed with pride, and the other, burst into tears.

"Boyfriend, if I don't win today, I don't call you Li Xian!" After speaking, he drank two glasses of water, but he couldn't suppress the taste of pickled peppers in his mouth.

"Don't talk nonsense, let's start, boyfriend." Zhuang Ran took out two new sets of grade-[-] papers and spread them on the table. The two sat across the table, looked at each other and began to answer.

The moonlight slanted in from the window and sprinkled on the papers of the two, evenly distributed, half for each person.In addition to the sound of breathing, there is only the sound of the carbon pen rustling on the paper.On the clock on the wall, the second hand is spinning round and round, and the game has begun.

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