wall jump

When you are suffering, 5 minutes is as long as a lifetime, and when you are having fun, a weekend is not as long as 1 minute.

In a blink of an eye, it was Monday, and it was eight o'clock, but there were still many students walking into the classroom on campus.The sense of urgency of ringing the bell immediately failed to make these students speed up their pace. Their half-wound legs could not support too fast speed.Besides, the students still have a hot breakfast in their hands.

Zhuang Ran and a few people from the dormitory were also among them, but they didn't have a breakfast in their hands.Six people, five people have empty hands, not even a shadow of a book!Lu Guang carried a black backpack with the name of the school printed on it.This schoolbag is that they won the first prize in the debate competition in the college when they just entered school.

When a few people saw the prize, their faces were stunned!Should each person carry this schoolbag once a day, or should each person carry it for a while on the way to school.The last few people threw their schoolbags to Xiao Liu Luguang in the dormitory. At that time, Lu Guang was still a very innocent child, and he didn't expect his fate to become a schoolboy in the future.

There are two classes in the morning, the compulsory course English and the elective course career planning.

Accompanied by the bell for class, I entered classroom 101 of the main building. I wanted to enter through the back door, but found that the back door was locked. Fuck, Zhuang Ran frowned, and went back to the front door.As soon as I entered the teacher, I was greeted with a lot of attention. I looked at each other, and there was nothing unusual about each other. Only when I came back to my senses did I find that the English teacher who was in class today was not here.Several people looked back at Lu Guang.

Lu Guang didn't expect the teacher to skip class, it was too unreliable, so he planned to ask the English teacher what happened because he was the representative of the English class.There were a dozen missed calls on the mobile phone, all of which were called by the teacher when we were on the road just now, but I didn't hear it. Finally, I read a text message sent by the teacher, asking them to go to 104 of the main building to attend classes with the clinic of Chinese and Western medicine.

After Lu Guang told the class monitor, that is, Zhou Peng, the boss of the dormitory, everyone started packing their schoolbags and flocked to classroom 104. Fortunately, Zhuang Ran’s basic Chinese medicine class had less than 30 students, otherwise the largest classroom in the main building, 104 There is no room for students from two classes.

Zhou Peng asked everyone to wait outside the door first, then knocked on the door and invited the English teacher from the Chinese and Western clinics out, and briefly explained the situation.The clinical English teacher is a 30-year-old male teacher of medium height, black and fat.After hearing what he wanted to do, he did the same thing as Lu Guang. He probably wanted to make a phone call to find out. He stared at his phone for 30 seconds, and maybe he saw the text message from the English teacher's phone call. So their English teacher How unreliable it is.

Xiao Heipang led the students of the basic classic class of traditional Chinese medicine into the classroom. There were about 100 students in the classroom, and they expressed strong curiosity about more than 30 transfer students. Pinching the arm of the deskmate, the clothes were stretched by two inches, which shows how excited and restrained he is.The male students have long avoided the fierce girls in their class, and they feel a breeze when they see the new girls.

Sitting below, Li Xian was also very surprised to see Zhuang Ran in the crowd. Did the male god go to the wrong classroom?

Due to the arrival of more than 30 people in the classroom, the seats were changed again, and the first few rows were specially reserved.

As Li Xian's iron man, Qiao Tong didn't intend to move to other vacant seats, especially with Hao Shuai, who had never been in touch with each other, and his best friend, rich man, who was his arch-rival.

Li Xian saw the male god Zhuang, so he naturally wanted to sit with the male god. Seeing that Lao Tie didn't move, he knew he would move.

Qiao Tong felt that the world view was about to be refreshed, and Li Xian still had such a noble character.He saw that Li Xian was sitting in the third row next to a tall and thin boy, and when he glanced at the boy's profile, he realized that was Li Xian's legendary boyfriend?She really looked up to him.

"Students, today's situation is a bit special. We have to teach two classes together. New friends, students from the basic classics class of traditional Chinese medicine, come, everyone welcome!" said the little black fat English teacher on the podium.

The students in Zhuang Ran's class were very embarrassed by this, how could they feel like they were going to stay in this class permanently in the future.They are temporary, temporary, temporary.

The teacher on the podium was obviously not in the mood today. After saying this sentence, he didn't intend to officially start the lecture.Instead, I would like to share with you a fun thing I met over the weekend.

The students in Zhuang Ran's class felt that this teacher really had the same style as their English teacher, and he was worthy of being a friend.

The male teacher told about an unfair incident he encountered at the CCB on the weekend. When he described it, Xiao Heipang was filled with righteous indignation.

Hei Pang only accepted cash for shopping, so he didn’t bring much cash, so he went to the bank to withdraw money. When the ATM malfunctioned, he had to go to the counter to handle it. As a result, the staff at the counter disliked the small amount he withdrew and refused to give him Handled, and the attitude is extremely bad.

"You're a freshman. I'm ashamed to be like a grandpa and aunt. Do you want to take this cash? Wherever you want to go." The female staff at the counter twitched the corners of her mouth, and she spoke as if nothing happened. The staff members chatted, but the two staff members looked at Xiao Hei Pang with embarrassment, with helplessness written all over their faces.

Because at this time, there were not many customers in the bank to handle business, and the ATM machine was indeed malfunctioning, so why didn't they handle it for him, he felt that it was boring for a freshman gentleman to meet this naughty woman.But looking at the woman's unscrupulous appearance, it is obvious that she came in through the back door and asked for connections.The more I look at her look, the more I feel the need for theory.

Xiaopang said outside the window, "Then tell me, how much will you take?"

"How much I don't want to do it for you today, I will wait on the sidelines, and wait for the ATM maintenance personnel to come. Don't delay other people's business, the next one." The counter girl will be like rushing to the market.

"I haven't finished this yet, don't be the next one. There are only three people in this room who need to do business, and the two windows next to me are empty, so I can finish it. Don't you all write on the wall?" Do you serve the people? I am the people, and if the people are unhappy, I need to ask your supervisor to come out.” Xiao Heipang put his hands on the counter and said coldly.

"Whoever I like to summon, whoever I want to summon, it's not easy for me. What do you want to do?" The counter girl said out of the window with excitement.

At this time, the other two customers in the bank couldn't stand this outrageous service attitude, and persuaded the staff at the counter to handle it or have to handle it, who made your ATM break down.

There was a lot of commotion here, and the supervisor of the bank also came out to persuade him.

"Yezi, you're not usually like this. What's wrong with you today? You're so hot-tempered? Hurry up and apologize to the customer." After speaking, he glanced at Xiao Heipang again, and pulled him to the VIP room.

"I'm just sitting here, what's wrong, bullying our people, right? She just covered her head and face with this, scolding me in front of so many people, ah, to apologize to me, you have to sneak around, behind people's backs .” Fatty sat on the chair without moving. "Ye Xiaoqiu, I also took a picture of the counter number here, little girl, I really want to tell you, don't think that you are the only one who finds someone to get you in, you are a head taller than others, and those who find someone to come in just stop here." Keep silent, stay quietly. Don't make trouble for the person who helped you, and I don't need you to apologize, just withdraw the money for me now. "

Xiao Heipang deeply remembered that at the beginning, the woman said that she withdrew less money, so she withdrew [-] at once.Under the nose of the supervisor, the woman's arrogance was greatly extinguished, and she handled the business honestly.

After taking out all 5, Xiao Heipang took it apart casually, and deposited it in [-] times. After depositing all of them, he took out another [-].When I went out, I made a complaint call.

Zhuang Ran and Li Xian looked at each other and felt that the teachers in their school were very individual.

In the end, Xiao Heipang warned everyone with righteous words, sometimes you can't just give in, and you should file a complaint to protect your own rights and interests.

"Boyfriend, what would you do if it were you?" Li Xian asked after class.

"Fuck me, if I guess I have to have a face-to-face first to see what this girl lacks in the five elements, and then I will lose it back. Some women should be gentlemen, but some, you gentleman may think you are useless, so, Why are you being so polite, beat her to death, why are you pretending to be world peace at this time." Zhuang Ran leaned on Li Xian and said in a low voice.

"Male god, male god, male god, I'll show you something fun." Huang Wei, an idiot who remembers eating but not hitting, has no eyesight at all.

Several people in the dormitory pointed to their heads together and shook their heads.

"I saw a Weibo, why do I feel so much like a little black fat?" Huang Wei sat next to Zhuang Ran, with his arms around Zhuang Ran's neck, like two brothers.

Before Zhuang Ran could answer, Li Xian took Huang Wei's arm off and looked at him with a frown.

"Fuck, brother Xian, you're really good. I still live in the same room with the male god every day." Huang Wei added without fear of death.

Zhuang Ran felt that Li Xian and Huang Wei would have to fight sooner or later.

"Little black fat? English teacher?" Zhuang Ran couldn't agree more with Huang Wei's ability to give others nicknames.

I looked at Weibo and clicked it. It really looks like it. The photo is the ID card of the English teacher. The ID number and address are mosaiced with text. The most difficult and unreasonable customer I have encountered in my life is also fascinated.Hug next to the comment.

The latest news on Weibo is a new job, accompanied by a work photo in formal attire, which seems to be a government department, and in the photo you can see a municipal government on the table.

"Do you want to tell our temporary English teacher that his complaint was successful?" Huang Wei felt that it was still necessary to tell the English teacher, after all, the bank had really taken measures.

"Stop the meeting, don't you know the best thing to forget is not to remember, don't worry about it." Zhuang Ran patted Huang Wei's arm, Huang Wei looked at Li Xian's reflection, turned around and ran back to the team, feeling safe Much stronger.

"Does Huang Wei get beaten all the time in your dormitory?" Li Xian asked endlessly.

Zhuang Ran looked back at the people in his dormitory, and smiled, "It's just a child, and it's always easy to make mistakes. The pistachios in our dormitory are heartless."

Tsk tsk, Li Xian glanced at Zhuang Ran, but said nothing.Looking back at the few people in his dormitory, he suddenly felt powerless.When will my dormitory be normal again, hey~ the road is long and long, the road is long and long.

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