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Li Xian was very apprehensive about seeing Zhuang's mother soon, and wanted to gain some experience from the corners, but to his disappointment, there was really no practical operation to learn from, and it was really the first time a big girl got on the sedan chair.

"Boyfriend, we've been wandering around for a long time, can you give me some constructive advice?" Li Xian pulled Zhuang Ran into the safe passage of the shopping mall, and looked upstairs and downstairs to make sure. After no one was around, he quickly ran to Zhuang Ran's side, powerlessly put his whole head on Zhuang Ran's shoulder, and breathed a long sigh of relief.

"Damn, with your posture, I almost fucking thought you were going to play wild games here." Zhuang Ran clicked his tongue and laughed for a while.Even Li Xian's head shook.

"Tsk tsk tsk, boyfriend, do your admirers know that their male god is so shameless? What have I done to make you misunderstand me so much?" Li Xian felt that the longer he spent with Zhuang Ran, the more he would be able to I realized that what is beauty from a distance, and what can only be seen from a distance, not to be played with.

Zhuang Ran tried hard to push Li Xian's head to no avail, and immediately turned to the fourth rib. When he pressed down, he found that Li Xian's hand was already in ambush there. Tsk, this hand speed, 300 mph, the boy is speeding.Zhuang Ran changed his fingers into palms, and slapped Li Xian hard, but Li Xian's hand was as firm as a rock, and he didn't move at all.

"Fuck, I fucking practiced another survival skill of yours, baby, pay the tuition, hurry up." Zhuang Ran leaned against the wall behind him and lit a cigarette.

"Let's discuss. We are alumni, and we have an unusual relationship. Can we get a discount?" Li Xian asked, maintaining the same posture as before.

"If you don't talk about our relationship, I can still give you a half discount for the sake of the alumni. Now that I have said it, let's pay the original price. 250." Zhuang Ran put his left hand in his pocket, leaning against the wall, and his right index finger Holding the cigarette between his middle finger and his middle finger, he spit out a string of smoke rings.

Hearing Zhuang Ran's words, Li Xian finally moved his head away, looked Zhuang Ran up and down, sighed, shook his head, pulled Zhuang Ran's arm holding the cigarette, blinked his eyes for a long time, and finally successfully created the effect of teary eyes .He opened his mouth and said, "Master, only I can know what's on your mind. You are lighting two stalks of light grass for that lamp. Don't worry, I'm afraid it will cost oil. I'll just pick one stalk now." After taking the finished cigarette in Zhuang Ran's hand, he twirled it on the trash can beside him.

"Stupid, don't be blind if you're uneducated, sir, my blood is rosy, my face is like a peach blossom, bah, my body is healthy, I look like a dying person, I won't close my eyes even if you pick out a fucking stalk of light grass , I have to receive the tuition fee to drive west of Hexi, apprentice, pay the training fee as a teacher, otherwise, your ration will be cut off tomorrow." Zhuang Ran took a breath, and then said, "Also, don't talk to you Dropping the book bag in front of the male god, Lao Tzu could memorize half of "The Scholars" back then, and now the whole book is no problem."

"Master, Mrs. Li is wrong, I'll send you a red envelope right now. Just wait." As soon as Li Xian finished speaking, Zhuang Ran received a 250 red envelope, notes, and tuition fees on his mobile phone.

Zhuang Ran patted Li Xian's face with his mobile phone, opened the door and left, followed by the little follower.

"By the way, haven't you bought anything yet? Leader, please give me some advice, for the sake of the 250 red envelope." Li Xian felt that it would be more reliable to ask the male god for help.

"Let's buy flowers, don't women like flowers?" Zhuang Ran thinks that this is a universal choice, and my mother should also like it, right?

Li Xian didn't expect that the male god would give such an unreliable answer. All women like flowers, but my mother hates all kinds of flowers. Even cauliflower, with a flower name, can be shot.

"What the hell, what are you doing with all this fuss, look at you, this day and day, you have raised two uprights, and you are stupefied, I won't say anything about you, I can grow up Come on, why are you pretending to be a fool by talking to me here? If it weren’t for the old lady who cares about you, just think about your bouquet of broken flowers and you’ll be fine. Dream about marrying a daughter-in-law, go think of beautiful things!” Passing by a couple of young lovers, they looked not too old, and the one who said this was the heroine holding a rose, with curly hair, high heels, and smoky makeup.

Standing next to him was a tall, thin man with a gold necklace. Li Xian glanced at it and found that there was no tattoo!Bad review!So substandard!What about the tattoos of Zuo Qinglong and Right Baihu?What about the little Lolos who promised to jump forward and back?What about the big black sunglasses and the small wallet?Tsk.

The girl was swearing, and the boy coaxed behind her, saying a few words from time to time, "It's enough to give you some face, why do you put your nose on the face? You are used to it all day long. When you get home, let's see how I deal with you." !"

However, just listen to this, in the Northeast, who is going to take care of whom?The words of the Northeast man can be directly translated into, daughter-in-law, save me some face outside, and you can deal with me as you please when you go home, without fighting back.

Zhuang Ran and Li Xian looked at each other and shivered at the same time.Women are terrible, they both thought at the same time.

The two chose a fresh-looking flower shop. The name of the shop was Auntie, tsk, a very unique name, and the flower seller was a big brother in his 30s!Sitting in front of the counter and cutting roses, Zhuang Ran and Li Xian walked into the store, except for the robotic female voice who repeated "Hello, welcome" for countless times, there was no second voice .

The big brother at the counter didn't even give them a look. The rose in his hand was much more interesting than the two of them. With his courage, he must be the boss.

The two looked at the store for 5 minutes, and found that the flowers were quite complete, and they were particularly bright.But when it came to choosing what flowers, the two began to have difficulties.He looked at the big brother on the counter for help.

The eldest brother finally cut the bouquet of roses in his hand, looked up at the two of them, and said, "Who are you giving it to?" After speaking, he put the flowers in his hand on the shelf.

"Boss, if you want to give it to your elders, it's the first time you meet your parents." After Li Xian finished speaking, he turned around and asked Zhuang Ran, "What kind of flowers does your mother like?"

The boss who returned to the counter, heard this, his eyes fluctuated, and he glanced at the two small customers in the store.

"Ah, my mother, I really don't know." After Zhuang Ran said this, he was a little embarrassed. Apart from carnations, he never gave his mother any other flowers.

"God, you were really born to your mother, didn't you pick it up?!" Li Xian's peach blossom eyes were almost rounded by him.

"Tsk, my mother never said that, and I haven't seen her accept any flowers." Zhuang Ran explained.

The two looked at the boss for help.

"Here, the third row on the left hand side, pink perfume lilies, the fifth row on the right hand side, pink carnations, Huang Ying by the door behind you, choose whatever you want, and I'll pack it for you when you're done." The boss brother said and lay down on the counter Playing with the mobile phone, the game is still very naive Super Mario.

The two chose to spend a while, and the sound of thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump thump. At this speed, there is no hope for the princess to be rescued.It is estimated that at the end of the battle, the princess and grandchildren will have a nest.

Tsk, Zhuang Ran wants to snatch the phone, I'll play!I come to play!I can pass this game with my eyes closed!Let's save the princess!

Li Xian picked four very gorgeous perfume lilies and more than 30 carnations, and the number of Huang Ying was very random, one handful.Holding it to the boss, the boss looked at it very disgusted and took back two pink lilies.Wrapped in pewter crepe paper and tied with a purple ribbon bow at the end.

At the end of the checkout, the boss pointed to the price list on the wall and asked them to calculate it for him by themselves, and added that there is no refund for more.This business is really capricious.

When Li Xian scanned the QR code to pay, he glanced at the boss, he was still playing Super Mario, the 2-1 level, the boss had to wait for the green mushroom, but before he could eat it, he turned around and let the turtle behind him eat it, and died again , tsk.

After scanning, let the boss take a look, but the boss ignored him at all.Still fighting wits and courage with green mushrooms.Zhuang Ran probably saw it too, so he cleared his throat, "Boss, you have to jump on the mushroom quickly, the key is to watch the timing."

The boss paused the game, glanced at the two of them, and handed over the phone. Zhuang Ran successfully ate the mushrooms with the phone, and reached the bottom again, thump thump thump~ biuX5, the boss stretched his neck in surprise looking at the phone.

"How can you ride on the flag?" Another studious came.

"You have to speed up, go back and forth, then press the accelerator button, and quickly press to take off." Zhuang Ran is a good teacher.

After the two came out of the store, another customer entered the store.

"Yo, have you passed this level? Didn't you bring any practice?" A man with a little twitch came to the counter and sat next to the boss.

"Two little boys just came here. They bought flowers to meet their parents. They probably saw that I was playing too hard, so they gave me some temporary guidance." The boss can also say such a long sentence in one breath.

"You, your mother will let you go home for dinner this week." Little Jiujiu said.

"Oh? What did you say to influence the old lady? In the past eight years, you have been run on a lot, and Tian'er ran there to give you a cheap one." The boss put away the phone and saved the file by the way.

"After so many years, I still remember what your mother said at that time. The old lady is getting old, and she thinks too much about her son, and she doesn't want to go on like this anymore. Let's go back, this week? Huh?" Little Jiujiu shook Boss shoulders.

The boss was stunned for a moment, yes, it's time to go back, it's been so many years.

Here Zhuang Ran took Li Xian back home, and was startled by the battle in the room as soon as he entered the door.What a crazy situation!grandfather!grandmother!Grandpa!Grandma!Dad!Mom!all there!

Zhuang Ran looked at his mother begging for help, and raised his chin. Ms. Chen Shuzhen, please explain!

Li Xian, who followed behind to enter the door, was also in a cold sweat. Of the six people sitting on the sofa, two of them appeared in Dad's mouth very frequently!

Chen Lao and Chen Lao's daughter, Chen Shuzhen, this, this, male god Zhuang, why didn't you tell me earlier!Mr. Chen and Ms. Chen are your grandfather and mother, what a cheating boyfriend!Li Xian stood behind Zhuang Ran, holding flowers in his right hand, and pinched Zhuang Ran's waist with his left hand.

"Fuck, what are you pinching me for?!" Zhuang Ran jumped a long way away, frowning and looking at Li Xian.

It's over, it's over, Li Xian felt that he was ashamed and humiliated. In front of so many relatives of the male god, he choked his precious grandson/grandson/son.What kind of evil is this? Can the time go back to 1 minute ago and start everything again?

Li Xian saw Zhuang Ran standing in the team of his family, and instantly felt that he was even weaker.Li Changqing, Dean Li, come and save your son, he needs a dog soon, hurry up!

Father Li was in class and sneezed three times in a row.

The people on the other side of the sofa all looked over here.

"Well, grandparents, grandparents, and parents are all here today." Zhuang Ran pulled Li Xian and walked over, sitting on the sofa next to him.

"Son, your grandpa and the others are coming to the hospital for reexamination today, and your grandma and the others happen to have an exchange meeting with us. It's just a coincidence that I forgot to tell you in advance." Ms. Chen Shuzhen said. "This is Li Xian, right? The flowers are so beautiful. Auntie likes them very much. Thank you."

"Auntie, um, I don't know, today, people, um, everyone is here, I thought" Li Xian was interrupted by the grandma opposite him in the middle of his speech, because sitting next to the old man he didn't know, it should be grandma, Li Xian guessed with.

"Tsk tsk, look at this kid, tsk, he looks really juicy and rare, it's okay, we old ones didn't notify in advance, next time grandma comes, you have to make up for grandma's flowers, grandma I like hyacinths."

Li Xian guessed right, it was Grandma Zhuang who spoke, she looked very handsome, chubby, kind-hearted, with a gentle smile on her face, which made people feel a little close.

"Yeah, it's really eye-catching. I heard from Zhuang Ran's mother that your name is Li Xian. Grandma will call you Xianxian in the future. The full name is very natural. I am Xiaoran's grandma. Since his grandma just opened her mouth to ask There are hyacinths, and grandma wants one too, grandma likes gardenias." The old lady was wearing reading glasses, her hair was neatly arranged, and the dimples at the corners of her mouth could be seen when she smiled.

"Okay, I'll bring them with me when I come again, grandma, grandma." Li Xian really likes these two old people, and his impression of grandparents and grandparents is very vague. Passed away one after another.Looking at the old people in front of him, he suddenly felt that his relatives had returned.

After Zhuang Ran's re-introduction, Li Xian greeted them one by one.

It is said that people from the previous generation are very close, and the four old people really like these two half-old children, especially when Li Xian confessed his father, Zhuang Ran's grandfather became even closer to Li Xian Because Li Xian's father is Mr. Chen's most proud student. For so many years, apart from his grandson Zhuang Ran, he has completely fallen into the old man's eyes. Li Xian's father is definitely the only student that Mr. Chen praises endlessly.

When making dinner, the two old ladies even asked Li Xian what he likes to eat. When the stir-fried beans, pressure-pot carp stewed potatoes and Coca-Cola chicken wings were served on the table, Li Xian's eyes almost disappeared.Besides, these dishes are much more delicious than those at home.

Seeing Li Xian eating big mouthfuls without any pretentiousness, the first impressions of the old people, including Zhuang Ran's parents, on Li Xian were much better.

"Xianxian, do you know? Xiaoran also likes to eat these dishes very much. You said how similar you two are." Ms. Chen Shuzhen suppressed the restlessness in her heart and tried to speak in the calmest tone.

"Ah, is that so? I really didn't notice, but Auntie, I found out one thing. Man, that Zhuang Ran, although he said he wasn't picky eaters, he was actually quite picky. When the two of us went out to eat, he deliberately didn't like eating food." Let people add chicken essence and eat spinach and rapeseed, but if it is used as a side dish in noodles, he will definitely not eat it. He eats carrots, but he can't accept carrots as meat stuffing..." Li Xian remembered having dinner with Zhuang Ran scenario.

"That's right, ouch, don't tell me, it was difficult to raise when I was young. The little guy never eats egg yolks when he eats eggs, and he likes to eat celery leaves and the water in egg cakes when he eats celery. Every time, let us play more." Grandma also remembered the funny story about Zhuang Ran's picky eaters.

"Also, it's obvious that you don't know if you ate fish when you were older. It's strange that my little grandson eats fish eyes, fish skin, and meat from fish belly. It doesn't count. Every time I have to eat the fish tongue, which is the upper jaw of the fish, and I especially like to eat the fish brain, ouch, this kid." Grandma added.

"Hey? Why are you all staring at me about the rotten rice? Am I your grandson/grandson/son? I picked it up!" Zhuang Ran leaned on Li again after finishing speaking. Xian muttered in a low voice, "Fuck, baby, you're in serious trouble, and your boyfriend is upset, just wait and see how I deal with you."

"Yo~ grandma, grandma, Zhuang Ran just said to go back to school and clean me up." Li Xian said looking at the two old people who were eating opposite.

Everyone laughed when they heard this sentence, and Zhuang Ran was even more ashamed to see it. This dramatist is sick again, so he must be stupid.But it's quite rare, tsk tsk.

After dinner, Zhuang's mother asked Li Xian to stay at home, but it was the first time he came to visit, Li Xian felt that it should not be too obvious, so he declined.Li Xian said that he came here by car, and his home is quite close to here, and he will be there in 20 minutes.Mother Zhuang and the old people didn't insist on staying any longer, and asked Zhuang Ran to send Li Xian out before leaving.

While sitting in the car, Li Xian also came in.

"Boyfriend, will you go home with me too?" Li Xian said with a smile.

The two sat in the car without turning on the lights, the car was dark, and the light from the street lamps on the side of the road didn't get in at all.

"Tsk, grandma and the others really like you. Your boyfriend is quite attractive." Zhuang Ran looked at Li Xian.

"That's right, the hardware is there anyway, so it didn't embarrass you, right?" Li Xian felt it necessary to ask.

In the darkness, Zhuang Ran could only see the vague outline of Li Xian, and reached out to touch it.Lifting Li Xian's chin, he leaned over, kissed him, raised his lips, and the two looked at each other.

"Do you want it?" Zhuang Ran moved forward again.

"Boy friend, every time you say this, I feel that you put it in the wrong place, and I have a bad association with 16G. If it's still like the last kiss, I suggest that you don't report it in the future, okay?" ?" Li Xian held Zhuang Ran's face with both hands.

"Then, don't you need to stick out your tongue?" Zhuang Ran asked.

Li Xian was really defeated by the face of the male god this time, how did the male god say this calmly.

"God, I want to interview you. When did you start being so rascal?" The two got very close, and the breath of Li Xian's words fell on Zhuang Ran's face.

"Begin getting to know you." Zhuang Ran pushed away Li Xian's hand, leaned forward, and pressed his lips tightly against it.

Taking advantage of Li Xian's opening his mouth to breathe, Zhuang Ran stuck out his tongue quickly, as if exploring the way, and swept around, first the gums, and then touched Li Xian's tongue, entangled again and again, refusing to give in.The flames of war have passed, and a lot of people have lost their lives.For the first time, Li Xian knew that a kiss could cause such a big commotion.

No, my heart rate is a little high now!

God, can't slow down!

My brain is like lighting firecrackers, crackling!

His breathing became more and more rapid, and he felt that he might be the first person to be suffocated to death by kissing. He had long forgotten that he could breathe through his nose.

After an unknown amount of time, Zhuang Ran finally let go of him. For the first time, Li Xian felt that air was a very precious thing.

"Boyfriend, the nose is also used to breathe." Zhuang Ran posted it after finishing speaking.

The author has something to say:

It was updated very late today. I originally wanted to make it earlier, but I met up with friends and went out for a whole day. By the way, I also watched Director Feng’s latest movie Youth, and I felt a lot. When I saw 1976 in the movie, I suddenly remembered that I had just finished watching it. Life and death in Shanghai, that turbulent era...

After watching the movie, I cried and soaked two bags of tissues. My friend asked me why I still feel so deeply when I didn’t live in that era.I thought about it, because of a certain sentence, a certain type of person, a certain scene, a certain emotion.Many words in it are impressive: a person who has never been treated kindly can know kindness best and cherish kindness the most.

The final monologue of the movie:

I can't help thinking that the youth of a generation has passed away and their faces are completely changed. Although they talk and laugh as before, it is not difficult to see the changes that the years have brought to everyone.On the contrary, Liu Feng and Xiaoping seemed more contented. Although they didn't talk much, they were gentle with others.Forgive me for not wanting you to see us getting old, let the screen keep our fragrant years.

After coming back to calm down for a long time, I started to write the article. I have revised it. Now, I am going to bed. I will definitely be able to go early tomorrow.