[Comprehensive British and American] Dog-eared boy

Coulson was summoned by Nick Fury because of a sledgehammer that fell from the sky. Of course, these have nothing to do with Inuyasha and the others.

It is rare to see Inuyasha lying on the carpet but not sleeping but playing with his mobile phone.

Steve asked curiously.

"What are you doing, Saya?"

"A new netizen." Inuyasha said without answering the initials

"Netizen?"

"Well, a cute guy who is a bit of a middle school student." Inuyasha shook his phone. "Would you like to try it?"

"Are you embarrassing his aging machine?" Tony said.

Knowing that Tony was dissatisfied with the fact that he didn't use the mobile phone produced by Stark Industries, Steve smiled and said with a smile.

"I really can't use these modern devices very well, but I thought I could give it a try."

Tony rolled his eyes, and he didn't have any idea about the fact that he had amwayed smartphones many times, but was not accepted by the strong elderly people, and changed his mind just seeing Xiao Ye chatting with someone!

Tony: Me!Genius Inventor Billionaire Playboy Iron Man!Not angry at all!

"Are you a netizen from Gotham?" Calling up the data panel, Tony frowned and looked at the results of the investigation and asked.

"...Can you restrain your desire for control?" Inuyasha looked at him speechlessly.

"I just checked the IP address of the other party, but the system he uses is so difficult to crack! Are you sure that there is nothing wrong with your netizen?!" Tony, who tried to hack, but failed because he didn't care, looked disbelieving.

"Hmm, I don't know, it's just a netizen anyway." Inuyasha put down his phone. "But now I'm interested."

"NO, stop your thinking, Dad won't agree!" Tony said with a serious face.

"It's a pity that I made an appointment with the other party before you spoke for a second." Inuyasha flashed the chat page on the phone, showing his white teeth, and smiled brilliantly.

"I disagree! A netizen whose home network system is so difficult to crack, who knows if he has some bad ideas!"

Inuyasha he made a face at Tony.

Tony: Hey!So angry!

"Tony, I think you may be thinking a little too much..." Seeing the tense atmosphere between the two, Steve tried to smooth things over.

Tony: ...Look, soldier, let me give you another chance to speak again.

Against Tony, say it again!Don't you want a salary? !Staring at people, Steve changed his words very simply.

"But this is not targeted! I think it is still possible, maybe you need to be more cautious!"

Inuyasha witnessed the moment when Captain America, who represented firm justice, turned his back...

Didn't expect you to be such Captain America.

At this moment, Jarvis suddenly said, "Sir, my system is under attack."

Tony spread his hands, looked like I was right, and turned around to compete with the other party.

Inuyasha looked down at the page displaying the message prompt with the eyes of the two adults' ignorant children.

My dad Gao Fushuai: What happened to you?My father's face suddenly turned dark. He was already gloomy, but now he looked like a black coal ball.

My dad is short, rich and handsome: yes, he is now competing with an unknown hacker. If he is right, it should be your father, although he did it first.

My dad Gao Fushuai: Wow!It turns out that the hacker who almost broke through the system protection of our home was your father. Your father is awesome!

My dad is short, rich and handsome: ... I can hear the gloating in your tone.

My dad Gao Fushuai: Who told the old man to take care of things and things every day, it's rare to see him like that, of course he should be happy.

My dad is short, rich and handsome: ...

My dad Gao Fushuai: Then it's done!See Weekend!My dad stared at me, I'm going offline first hahaha~

My dad is short, rich and handsome: ...

My dad is short, rich and handsome: ... ok, goodbye.

Turning off the phone, thinking of the rippling wavy symbol behind Gao Fushuai, Inuyasha thought that he was real leather, but why did he somehow feel that his father and his old father were a bit contradictory?

Looking up, he saw that Tony was no longer in the living room, Inuyasha asked suspiciously.

"Where's Tony?"

"Going back to the studio angrily holding the computer." Steve recalled Tony's expression. "Looks like it failed again."

On the other side, Bruce Wayne quickly counterattacked because he discovered that someone was trying to hack into the Batcave's network, but the counterattack failed.

Although the other party did not succeed in invading, but seeing the other party stop trying to attack and leave behind a lot of doge emoticons, the already low pressure appearance instantly became more terrifying!

Bruce Sweetheart, who always turned into Batman at night, emptied the pile of annoying dogs with a deadpan face.

"childish!"

And although the invasion was not successful, Tony, who still harassed the opponent with his own technology, was quite refreshed.

It would be even happier if Gouzi didn't insist on meeting the mysterious netizen face-to-face!

No matter how hard Tony tried to stop his dog son from seeing netizens, there was one and only one result in the end.

That is failure!

On the weekend, Inuyasha was still leisurely preparing to go downstairs to the Wayne Building in Gotham to meet netizens under the black face of his old father.

"...Why didn't that kid come to New York?!" Tony Stark, who was fully armed and followed Inuyasha, said dissatisfied.

"...Hey, Tony passers-by are looking at us strangely. Instead of doing this, we might as well just follow." Steve said helplessly after taking off the mask and sunglasses on his face.

"I agree with Steve's opinion, I think Xiaoye has discovered us a long time ago." Pietro nodded in agreement.

"We can't hide it from Xiao Ye's ears and nose." Wanda said, taking off her mask.

Steve was silent when he thought of how frightened he was when he saw Inuyasha's dog ears for the first time.

"Oh, he's gone far, follow up!" Tony followed up persistently as if he didn't hear the complaints from a few people.

Steve:  …

Pietro:  …

Wanda:  …

I feel that Tony has become more and more lively after there are more people in the family, hehehe.

Of course Inuyasha knew that Tony and the others were following, and they were idle anyway, so they went out for an outing as a family.

But all of them wore white masks and black sunglasses, sneaking around, and they really looked like mentally retarded people.

In order to be able to recognize each other at a glance, Gao Fushuai said that he would wear a pair of cat ears, while Inuyasha chose the pure gold turban bought by his old father with straight male aesthetics.

I don't know why the two of them hurt each other.

When I came to the place that Gao Fushuai said, Inuyasha looked around and only found a bear boy wearing cat ears...

Seeing the child approaching with frowning eyebrows, Inuyasha twitched the corners of his mouth.

Inuyasha looked down at the imp standing in front of him.

"Tall, rich and handsome?"

And the kid looked up at Inuyasha with disgust.

"Short, rich and handsome?"

"Aha, you said you would bring a golden square scarf, I thought you would put it in your pocket or tie it somewhere, but you walked all the way with it on your head?!"

"This is a headscarf." Inuyasha said with his hands in his hands.

"What kind of shit aesthetic is this? Is your dad an upstart?" Damian Wayne looked disgusted.

Onlookers Tony Upstart Stark: Don't stop me!I want to teach this kid what is polite!

The three people pressing Tony desperately: Tony calm down!He's just an ignorant kid.

"I quite like it." Inuyasha touched his scarf.

"Okay, anyway, you just want to wear it blindly just because you look good." The Damian kid said with his arms around his chest. "For the sake of your good looks, I admit that you are qualified to be my gay friend!"

Inuyasha couldn't help laughing.

"I'm Damian, what's your name?"

"Inuyasha."

"Your name is much more handsome than your aesthetic!"

"Are you a second child?" Inuyasha said helplessly.

"No! My second brother is the second child!" Damian said bad things about Jason without hesitation.

Jason, who was also dispatched to follow Damian, couldn't help but explode.

Dick and Tim pulled Jason desperately to prevent the scary headlines of "The strong man beat up the child in the street. Is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of three views? Where is the future of Gotham?"

"Did those perverts squatting in the woods follow you?" Damian raised his chin as a gesture.

Knowing that Damian was referring to Tony and the others, Inuyasha nodded.

"It's my family."

"Are your family comedians? Are they serious? Hidden jobs are like a joke."

The four of Tony playing around: ...

Steve: I, Captain America, have never been so humiliated!

Captain America, whose reputation has been ruined by Tony, a big funny man, has a lot of words in his heart, let's not talk about it.

Inuyasha, who felt that some of his family's idiots were caught out, felt that they had to save some face, also said very seriously.

"Do you know the three people hiding in the six o'clock direction? There seems to be someone staying there in the three o'clock direction."

Three Robin Birds: ? ! ! !

A black bat: ? ! ! !

etc!We are not the comedians on the opposite side!Why is someone with the best hidden technology suddenly discovered? ! !

Comedians on the opposite side: ...

After hearing this, Damian turned his head abruptly, and then ran aggressively behind him.

Watching the birds suddenly startled in the woods, and the faint sound of fighting.

Without any guilt, Inuyasha took out a lollipop from his pocket and ate it.

"I want to eat too." Pietro leaned in front of Inuyasha and said, finally resigned to his fate and followed Tony and the others secretly.

"What about you?" Inuyasha asked, taking out some lollipops from his pocket.

The four of them reached out and took the lollipops.

Of the four, only Steve was a little embarrassed, but he was more of a veteran of World War II who was good at deployment, and he was obsessed with Stark's distorted style of painting.

Steve: I am clearly a capable faction, why do you have to make me an idol faction? !

Damian: Are you sure you're not a joker? !

Steve: Heartbroken...

The Starks: Well, lollipops are delicious!

The author has something to say: The Bat Family: Entrusting the task of saving the world to such a group of idiots, Marvel is cold