[Comprehensive British and American] Dog-eared boy

Steve stayed in the end, as for what happened in the middle.

Steve laughed helplessly whenever he mentioned this, while Tony snorted coldly, then turned around and listed what happened that day as the highest authority.

Steve stayed except because he didn't want to disappoint the kindness of the children, Tony Stark's concern.

Also for their safety.

After all, even Inuyasha, who was still a child, would send agents to follow him, let alone Tony as Iron Man.

And Tony didn't live up to his identity. When he started to hate, he said that no one would dare to say that he was the second.

He is Iron Man when he puts on the iron suit, but he is just an ordinary person when he takes off the suit.

In Xiao Ye's words, if he didn't wear a battle suit, Wanda could overwhelm him regardless of his ability.

Although Xiao Ye finished saying this, Tony raised his palm gun and wanted to hit the child.

Steve admits that he was initially biased against Tony Stark due to some reports.

Although he doesn't agree with some of Tony's practices now, but after only a few days of getting along, he can understand that under the layers of protective shells erected by Tony, the tenderness that belongs exclusively to Tony Stark.

And Tony was right about what he said that day.

'You'd rather live in a crappy little apartment (here Steve vehemently retorts that he doesn't live in a crappy apartment) and be watched by a bunch of crappy agents than accept an invitation from a friend to live in comfort and out of sight of the mess At home, have you been frozen for too long and your brain has problems? ! '

Steve thought he was insane, so he stayed.

He has to admit that staying with friends is indeed much happier than being alone.

And if you don't understand anything, you can ask Jarvis, which has helped him accept everything in modern society faster.

And he can usually help Tony when he is working, and work part-time as a bodyguard when Tony is out.

Tony: Iron Man doesn't need bodyguards, thanks.

If you have nothing to do, go to the gym to play sandbags, chat with Jarvis, and teach the little girl Wanda to cook.

At this time, the men of the Stark family felt a little bit out of sorts.

What the hell is this mother's sense of déjà vu with her daughter.

Even Pepper saw it once... for a long time.

As the executive CEO of Stark Industries, she usually doesn't have much time for housework, and doesn't spend much time with Tony.

Pepper felt a little guilty at first, that as a girlfriend he didn't have time to date Tony or anything, and then he felt that he was being led into a ditch.

She has no time who caused it!It's her boyfriend!

Hey, suddenly I feel so angry!

"Honey, I think you're looking like you're going to throw a file in my face at any moment."

Tony, who was holding Pepper's waist, trying to rely on the charm of a successful man to keep his girlfriend to stay overnight, suddenly looked at his girlfriend's eyes and the alarm went off.

The strong desire to survive made him grab Pepper's hand and kiss him.

Steve and the three who were stuffed with dog food abruptly.

Steve: Everything is fine here, except that Tony is too crazy to show affection.

Three: Has he forgotten our existence?Is our brightness not enough, or he is too thick-skinned.

The three of them thought about it, and felt that it was because Tony was too thick-skinned.

Tony Thick-Skinned Stark: ? ? ? ?Have you forgotten that dad is the head of the family? !

Pepper, who was instantly discouraged by her old cute boyfriend's coquettishness, sighed helplessly.

"Yes, I really want to." Pepper tapped Tony lightly with the file folder.

Tony, who didn't expect Pepper to come like this, blinked and pretended to be dissatisfied.

"What's this? No more hot nights, and you still get beaten? Don't be so cruel to me, Pepper."

Pepper couldn't help laughing as he looked at Tony, who was a showman.

She stood on tiptoe and kissed the place she just touched.

"No, this is a small gesture of love that belongs exclusively to Tony Stark."

"Emm, where did you learn the rustic love talk?"

"do not like?"

"Oh, I think it's good. You can say a few more words. Rustic love words and billionaires are a perfect match." Around Pepper's waist, the short, rich and handsome face had a characteristic childish smile.

"Pfft, hehehe." Pepper, who was teased by her boyfriend, smiled for a while, leaning on Tony's chest.

Then he coughed and said.

"Although I really want to be with you, I'm sorry Tony, I have to go now."

Tony let go of Pepper and pouted.

Then Pepper looked at Steve and said.

"Steve, please take care of Tony." The background voice is Tony's, I don't need an elderly person to take care of me!

"If Tony stays up all night doing experiments again, I'll trouble you to drag him out of the studio."

"Don't worry Pepper." Steve nodded with a smile.

Tony whispered to the side whether he still had human rights.

She then turned away after Tony and Pepper exchanged a sweet kiss.

"Why do I feel a little flustered, Wanda, do you take sugar as salt?" Pietro held the sandwich and smacked his lips with a complicated expression.

"No, I didn't make anything." Wanda was also sweetened by Tony and Pepper's dog food.

Inuyasha, who was also caught, looked at Tony's complacent look and said blankly.

"Tony must have saved the galaxy in his previous life to find such a good girlfriend as Pepper."

Tony snorted proudly, completely indifferent to his son's performance of finding fault.

Huh, a group of single dogs, they are all jealous of Dad!

Steve. Although he has a crush, but the other party is already married, and is still an old single dog. Rogers: ...

Dog · There are a bunch of glamorous banshees around me · I have never left the singles · I have been single for 500 years · I am really single · Yasha: ...

Wanda, still young, Maximov, no boyfriends, single dog, Stark:  …

Pietro, still young, Maximov, a bunch of younger brothers, single dog, Stark: ...

Wow!Give us dog food, but also hit us, why is Tony, short, rich, handsome, present, winner of life, Stark so annoying!

However, the annoying Tony, short, rich, handsome, present, winner of life, Stark could be even more annoying.

"What about food? I'm hungry and want to eat!"

#Let us eat dog food and urge us to cook? ! #

#Look at your little belly, are you still ashamed to ask for food? ! #

#I am not only embarrassed to beg for food, but I am also embarrassed to keep urging! #

Finally, under Tony's majestic (self-confident) gaze, Steve went to cook.

Sure enough, Dad is very courageous (I think) when he is serious, Tony thought while stroking his beard.

Steve: To be honest, I was actually afraid that the kids would starve, and it had nothing to do with you.

While waiting for the meal, watching Steve and Wanda busy in the kitchen and Pietro, who was not helpful, thought Inuyasha drinking milk.

Maybe it's not the vision of mother and daughter, but the vision of grandparents...

After all, looking at Tony and Pepper's sticky appearance, it is impossible for Steve to succeed in the position.

……

After Steve jumped into Stark's pit, Nick Fury really had mixed feelings.

The joy is that Captain America looks at the troublesome Iron Man, and finally he doesn't have to worry about Tony Stark not being killed in some invisible corner, and he kills himself first.

The worry is that since the captain entered Stark's territory, the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. have also had the urge to jump ship to work in Stark Industries.

Nick Fury: Isn't the power of fanboys and girls too scary? !Sober up, you are agents with the supremacy of reason!

Call to stop an agent passing by, Nick Fury said.

"Let Coulson come over, there is a mission."

"I'm sorry Director, Agent Coulson went to find Stark."

Nick Fury: ...

Nick Fury: ! ! ! ! !

Is it because Captain America jumped into Stark's pit, Coulson, are you planning to jump into Stark's pit too? !

Phil Coulson: ...not impossible.

Tony Stark: No way!ugly refusal!I do not want!

Rejecting three times in a row hurts Lao Tie.

However, as an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., no matter how much he wanted to stay in Stark's pit and suck the captain, Coulson still had to obediently go back under the call of his officer.

Watching Coulson leave reluctantly, Inuyasha lay on the table with a toothpick in his mouth, feeling that there were too many flaws.

"Agent Coulson's appearance as if he was forced to part with his lover is too exaggerated."

"Your description is really scary. Not everyone can accept the situation that you have to take off the skirt in one step and the other party is bigger than you." Tony, who was manipulating the data board, looked disgusted.

"language!" Steve looked at Tony disapprovingly. "Be careful Tony, Xiao Ye is still a child!"

"Aha, you can't prevent children of his age from being exposed to these things. You know, there is a class called physical hygiene now." Tony rolled his eyes, apparently a little speechless for such a conservative Steve.

"That's a serious and rigorous class Tony, you can't confuse the two!" Steve was also very helpless for Tony, who was full of nonsense.

"Then can I change to a serious and rigorous wording? Davido!"

"NO!"

"Aha, is Captain America so authoritarian?!"

"You are making trouble for no reason, Tony!"

Seeing the two who quarreled almost every day, Inuyasha rolled his eyes, stood up and stretched, ran to the sunny glass window and lay down on the spot before going to sleep.

Pietro and Wanda, who saw the two arguing after returning from practicing their skills, also went to Inuyasha and asked as usual.

"What are they doing this time?"

"Hmm...the collision between the seasoned playboy and the grandpa's old virgin." Inuyasha yawned and explained.

Wanda Pietro: "..."

This explanation has a bit too much information...

"language!" ×2.

Inuyasha turned his head to look at the two people who scolded him at the same time.

Tony frowned with a headache.

Steve blushed in embarrassment, but still wanted to stop Inuyasha from uttering any more shocking words in a serious manner.

"Heh." Inuyasha snorted with a half-smile, turned around and continued to sleep.

Tony: ...Where's my Palm Cannon? !Bring it here!

Steve: ...Sure enough, the cherub-like appearance back then was all fake!

Wanda & Pietro: When it comes to stabbing the knife straight to the point, even if the wall is not supported, Inuyasha will be served!

The author has something to say: Inuyasha: Seeing that Pepper Iron is so sticky, there is little hope for Shield Iron to become a leader.

Steve: Superior?nonexistent!I, Steve Rogers, Steel!iron!straight!male!

At this moment Sergeant James passed by.

Steve: Bucky, I just grabbed two movie tickets, let's go to the movies together!

Inuyasha looked at the movie ticket with Titanic written on it, and smiled coldly.

I really believe in your evil!

(The small theater has nothing to do with the text~)

The next chapter let dc come and play

ps: This article is an official match, Tony and the captain are all joking.

(Although I am an omnivorous party and usually eat all kinds of cp, if there is an official match, then I will never dismantle it in the article I wrote, unless the purpose of my original article was to think about who would vote for women.)