[Comprehensive British and American] Dog-eared boy

When Damian came out with the Bat family, he saw five people gathered around and whispered to eat lollipops.

Batman: They are really here to have fun!

See Bruce Wayne Tony raised his eyebrows.

"Wow, look who I saw, our Brucey baby is secretly stalking minors? There must be something in the tabloids tomorrow~"

"Tony!" Captain America gave a disapproving look.

"If you say that, wouldn't the street performance art of Iron Man and Captain America be more eye-catching." Bruce looked at Tony's configuration calmly, and was surprised to find that their character designs collided even more... …

Captain America, who is clearly tracking but is said to be street performance art: I shouldn't have promised Tony to come out today.

As the two presidents with the same personality, they have always been kings in this circle, and even their classmates must be at war.

The other people watching seemed to be able to see the electric sound of the fierce fighting in the eyes of the two facing each other.

"How did you find out?" Jason asked with a dark face, thinking that he was actually picked out by a skinny boy.

His leg was kicked several times by Damian and it was still aching.

"It smells." Inuyasha said honestly, and then took the initiative to lower down｜so that under Batman's disapproving gaze, he would be familiar with Damian, who was ripping off his clothes and looking for candies.

"Ah? Are you serious?! Are you a dog?!" Damian, who found two lollipops, looked at Inuyasha's honest expression with disbelief.

Inuyasha could indeed smell it, and the smell of this family was filled with a very sweet smell.

It should be some kind of dim sum. It smells good and I want to eat it.

But Tony and the others feel that Inuyasha's ability is too unfriendly to heroes who often need to hide in disguise. It's really insecure to take off your vest with a light smell.

"So, is it now a comedy exchange meeting for two big families?" Tony rolled his eyes.

"With all due respect, you, Stark, are the only one who is a comedy." Bruce straightened his suit. He originally wanted to come and see Damian's netizens, and then left after making sure it was safe. As a result, the plot took a sharp turn as if he had pressed the fast-forward button. There was a collective horse-losing meeting.

Bruce: ...

Why is Stark so annoying!

"Who?! Who are you talking about?!" Tony took off his glasses to reveal his beautiful big eyes, with an expression of disbelief. "Aren't you wearing contact lenses when you go out?! I'm the Iron Man that everyone loves?! It's not the same as you, a dramatist who bumps into my character!"

After today's incident, Tony also understands that bloody Bruce Wayne is Batman's sponsor!he!Bruce Wayne is Batman!

How can there be a defense system that even Iron Man can't break through in a family of young and old? !Don't say that Batman installed it for his gold master, this joke is not funny at all!Only the Bruce Wayne is Batman equation can hold!

Money is a superhero with superpowers, why are you so good? !Returning two faces is not afraid of schizophrenia!

"I don't need to look at it at all. Anyone with a discerning eye can tell which side is responsible for the joke."

Well, the two families are at odds with each other.

The bat family is serious, calm and steady.

The iron family is sunny, lively, silly and sweet.

Who is responsible for making jokes and judges.

"I'm different from you. In my opinion, children should be happy instead of being controlled by reason."

"...they are not children when they choose to take responsibility."

The two old fathers were happily pinching each other, but the topic became more and more serious. When the two finally stopped, they found that their support group was gone.

Looking around, I saw a few people in a dim sum shop not far away.

Tony: "..."

Bruce: "..."

At this time, you don't wave flags behind your teammates, but run hand in hand with your opponents to eat and drink at dim sum shops, are you doing things? !

The angry old fathers glared at each other and took out their mobile phones to send text messages to their pig teammates.

There is no plan to settle accounts in the past.

Oh, they don't want to see the headlines in various entertainment tabloids tomorrow become "Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark join hands in snack shop, suspected to be out of the closet!" Bad news.

The pig teammates who were summoned by their respective heads of the family took out their phones that rang at the same time.

Then together: ...

Pig teammates: Not only do we not want to answer the old father's call, but we also want to eat for a while.

"The old man is really annoying." Damian looked at the message on the phone with a displeased face, his face was still stained with cream, arrogant and cute.

"Tsk, you've been driving us here before, and now you're driving us back." Jason rolled his eyes.

"It can't be helped, Bruce has always been like this." Tim said with a yawn.

"I can only talk next time, thank you for your signature Steve. Next time you come to Bludhaven, I will treat you to dinner." As the eldest son Dick first set an example, even if he still wants to be with the American Idol America The captain chatted for a while.

Steve nodded with a smile.

"Okay, I should go back to my city, or the group of garbage will make trouble again, don't forget my phone number Pietro." Jason picked up his jacket and said.

"Don't worry, after I finish the exam, I'll go play with you." Silly Pietro made an OK gesture to Jason.

"Then I should leave Wanda too. What you said, I will make a book list for you when I go back." Tim stood up immediately.

"Thank you, you don't need to worry, you should pay more attention to rest." Wanda looked at Tim's dark circles and said with concern.

Damian: ...You are all so cooperative. Doesn't it make me seem ignorant and vexatious when I say I don't want to go back? !

Three Robin Birds: Exactly!You are very ignorant and unreasonable!

Against the eyes of his three elder brothers, Damian refused.

"Wipe your face." Inuyasha took a tissue and handed it to him.

Damian took the tissue and wiped his face carelessly, still unhappy.

Inuyasha ruffled his hair.

"Go back, I'll bring you a present next time."

"Hmph! Don't treat me like a child! Next time if you forget, I'll smash the glass in your house!"

Inuyasha thought carefully about the degree of shatterproof glass in their home, and felt that it was still necessary to give the child some hope.

Watching their family leave, the Stark family also stretched themselves, stood up and prepared to coax Princess Nini of their Stark family.

Unlike the two tit-for-tat old fathers, Steve and Inuyasha get along well with Batman's four Robin birds.

Also spontaneously formed two groups of Sipi.

This is probably because the bat family is a proud cat family.

And the Stark family, except that Tony is a mixture of two attributes of the canine cat family, is probably because of the silly white sweet canine family.

The Wayne family couldn't refuse this kind of upright sunshine and straight ball.

……

On the way home, Damian was still texting Inuyasha.

My dad Gao Fushuai: I can assure you that my dad has to make you a watch when he gets home.

My dad is short, rich and handsome: ...

My dad is short, rich and handsome: I checked the eyes, they are all from the watch team.

My dad Gao Fushuai: I just heard the snickering of the idiot Tim, what do you think of Inuyasha?

My dad is short, rich and handsome: Just like I am being ordered by the short, rich and handsome to change my screen name, this situation can probably be called an online live broadcast?

My dad Gao Fushuai: Tsk, hang up first, we'll talk later at night.

My dad is handsome and handsome: ok.

My dad Gao Fushuai: Your name...

My dad is even more handsome: www, bye~

Seeing Damian quickly change his name to Inuyasha, he couldn't help laughing, this little guy is quite cute.

Then he looked up and met Tony's resentful gaze.

"What's the matter with being short, rich and handsome?! Where am I short?!"

"Didn't I change everything as you said? What else do you dissatisfy?"

What dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction a lot!You have the ability to choose a screen name and you have the ability to explain it!Don't just sit there and make no noise!I know what you want to do!

"Are you sure you want to hear it?" Inuyasha said with narrowed eyes.

"No, I don't want to hear..." Looking at Inuyasha's expression, Tony felt an ominous premonition in his heart, but he spoke before he could stop Inuyasha.

"Tony, you have to know that if Wanda hadn't saved you, you would have truly complied with that sentence. There are eight members of the family, and Tony is the shortest."

Tony:  …

Tony: Take my palm cannon!I'm going to kill this dead boy! !

Steve immediately reached out and held Tony, who wanted to beat his son violently.

"Tony, calm down! You're still driving!"

"No! Jarvis is driving the car! I'm going to beat him up now!" Tony was furious.

"Hoo~" However, the old father was already so angry, Inuyasha was leaning against the car window and whistling very leisurely.

Tony:  …

Tony:! ! ! ! !

I will beat this unfilial son to death today! !

Then the furious Tony was pushed back by Inuyasha with one hand.

Tony:  …

Tony calmed down holding his wounded heart.

Inuyasha played with his hair happily.

Steve: ... skin.

Wanda: ...real leather.

Pietro: ... skin on top of skin.

Steve helplessly patted the shoulder of Tony, who was sitting on the seat in a shadow growing mushrooms.

"Don't be sad Tony, I will help you avenge."

"Old Popsicle, you can rely on you at critical moments!" Tony moved his face.

"From tomorrow onwards, if you exercise with me, Xiaoye can at least use two hands to push you down." Steve looked distressed at his silly son.

Tony:  …

I'm looking forward to the result and you just tell me this? ! !I can't go on!separate!We must break up! !

It's different from the happy atmosphere where a group of unscrupulous bear children in Tony Stark's car laughed into sand sculptures.

The atmosphere in the Batcave is not so relaxed.

After Damian and Tim had a bird pecking game, Tim went to make a book list for Wanda, and Damian, he struggled with his homework.

Bruce opened the folder belonging to Iron Man, clicked on the sub-file in the file, and began to organize the information obtained today.

He could see that Iron Man's three adopted sons were all good children, so he didn't refuse Robin and their contact with Stark members.

But even so, their danger cannot be denied, and one must always prepare for the worst.

Bruce leaned back in his chair, sorting through the information in his head.

The eldest son, Inuyasha, saved the twins restrained by the mutant suppressor, so he is not a mutant but a capable person.

Wearing a hood to hide the anomaly, having long cheek hair, an optical illusion leading the average person to think his ears are covered under his hair...

The conclusion is that there should be ears under the scarf, and there are no abrupt protrusions under the scarf, indicating that the ears are soft and thin.

During the chat, he did not refute Damian's ridicule. It should be the ears of cats or canines, and the ability is the five senses of animals...

The twins, whose identities are mutants, are currently studying at X Academy. The school is far away from Stark's residence, and they don't use transportation.

One of the abilities is super speed or teleportation, Pietro always wears goggles so he is super speed.

In the short clip from the last incident caused by Justin Hammer, you can see the surging red energy, which is Wanda's ability.

The twins have a strange attitude towards Magneto. They once searched for the traces of Magneto and left after finding it. Combining the places where they have stayed and the available experiences, Magneto and the twins are at least three generations of blood relationship...

Bruce sorted out all the information in an orderly manner, and deduced basically correct data based on very little information.

This is the Dark Knight of Gotham.

……

As for Stark, who was far away in New York, he wore data glasses and there was no frivolous smile on his face.

"Jarvis, open the superhero data module."

"Yes, sir."

The author has something to say: two messy old fathers who bumped into each other, hhh

Reporter: Why do rich people like to adopt｜children? !Is this a special preference for Xi Dang Dad? !

Tony:  …

Bruce: ...