Please sign for your missing male ticket [Liao Zhai]

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"I said why I haven't seen Ma Wanbao for a while. It turned out that I went on a study tour." Sister Wan put a bowl of rice in front of me, and after picking a few chopsticks of meat from it, she said happily: "This is great. , Ma Wanbao is not here, you can live here with peace of mind."

I took a bite of the rice with a wry smile, but didn't answer Miss Wan's words.

Ma Wanbao is not here, I can indeed stay at Sister Wan's house for a while longer, but it won't be too long.According to the development of the plot in the original text, sooner or later the government will receive an order from the court to search and arrest the cheating gang. At that time, the villagers will suspect my identity.The original body, Wang Erxi, was able to escape this catastrophe because he was castrated into a eunuch by Ma Wanbao. Therefore, when the old ladies in the village touched him and identified his gender, he could rely on his empty vagina. - fool around.

but!I don't want to have an empty lower-body!The mountains have no edges, and the heaven and the earth can't be separated from Erliang Jun!

Therefore, in order to avoid being searched by the officers and soldiers, I had to go, and the farther the better, the farther the better.

Sister Wan was only concerned with imagining the future for me, and didn't notice my expression.After she finished planning and perfecting the blueprint, she brought the topic back to the present.

"I heard from Mama Li that you are good at giving massages at night and treating women's abdominal diseases. I feel sick to my stomach this morning. Can you give me a massage?"

Silly girl, how could Wang Erxi in his original body treat women with abdominal diseases? He told Mama Li so that he could use this as an excuse to climb into women's beds.

After I silently glanced at the silly girl, Sister Wan, I went to look at Brother Tang who was almost cuckolded by my wife one after another, and found that Brother Tang was also looking at me now.

Brother Tang's eyes were full of exploration and curiosity, more or less, with a little playfulness.Brother Tang, could it be that... you want to learn massage from me?

Brother Tang didn't look at me for a long time, and continued to eat in suspense.And when I was studying the deep meaning of Brother Tang's eyes, Sister Wan decided the massage time by herself.

"It's Xu time."

……What?

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Sister Wan said massage at Xushi, but it really means that the massage should be done right at Xushi.I don't know if it's an illusion, but I always feel that when Xu Shi arrives, the eyes of sister Wan who closed the book of the scholar's running away without a shadow are shining.

Brother Tang tapped the words "Xiangjingyuan" on the script, and gave me a look.This time, I understand Brother Tang's eyes.Brother Tang's eyes are saying, ask for more blessings.

Sister Wan didn't clear up the picture album on the table in the main room, she picked up a lamp and pulled me into the wing room.After entering the wing room, Sister Wan didn't say to light up all the lights in the room, but just lit the incense burner with the light.

If there is any fragrance wafting in the room, Sister Wan looked up at me sideways, then put down the lamp, straightened up and unbuttoned her clothes.

... Friends, I am not the only one who feels that the atmosphere is not right, right?

Sister Wan took off the beanie and folded it casually, then put the beanie on the chair.I stared at the waist-hip curve that Sister Wan showed when she bent over, turned around and fled out the door.

Outside the door, Brother Tang stood.

Brother Tang didn't ask me why I rushed out of the house in a panic, he just patted my shoulder meaningfully and went into the house.

The solitary lamp burning in the room could not even reflect Sister Wan and Brother Tang clearly. I wandered back and forth in front of the door a few times, thinking whether to stick it on the door to eavesdrop on what Brother Tang was saying to Sister Wan , the door was pushed open.

The beanie was worn on Sister Wan's body in an uncluttered manner, as if it had never been taken off.Sister Wan stood at the door with her arms folded, sighed at me, and locked Brother Tang and me together.

Not long after the door closed, the lights in the house went out.Brother Tang and I looked at each other silently for a while, and said, "Go to my room and rest."

Uh... my mind is a little messed up.

I would run out of the house because I had a hunch that Sister Wan was a lesbian and was eagerly asking me to polish the mirror.So the current situation is that I, who rejected the lesbian date, was asked out by the lesbian husband again?

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The noble people are all alike, and the dirty people are all dirty in their own way.

And I was without a doubt the dirtiest one out there.

Brother Tang said to go to rest in his room, that is, I went to sleep in his bed in his room, and he went to sleep in the main room with the quilt in his arms.As for why Brother Tang didn't go to sleep with Sister Wan... Sister Wan is probably really a hooker.

Brother Tang is going to sleep in the main room so as not to tarnish my reputation, but such a thing as a woman's reputation...I really don't have one.Let brother Tang go to the main room to play the floor for something unnecessarily, how can I bear it.

With a disturbed conscience, I snatched the quilt that Brother Tang was holding, and wanted to go to sleep in the main room by myself, but I didn't expect Brother Tang to stand in front of the door and meditate for a moment, then said: "Then let's all sleep in this room."

Oh, this is to sleep in bed and down from this room.As long as brother Tang doesn't sleep on the floor, I can sleep anywhere.I followed Brother Tang's advice and found a spacious place in the house. I wanted to make the floor bed at that time. Brother Tang copied the quilt I was holding and spread it neatly on the bed.

There are two quilts on one bed, no one hinders the other, and no one touches the other.

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No one can touch anyone before falling asleep.

Brother Tang is an upright and good young man, and I am an upright and good young man.The problem is, brother Tang's integrity refers to his character, and my integrity refers to Er Liangjun's.

When I woke up from the first shot of the morning, I saw that brother Tang was looking down with his head down.I followed Brother Tang's gaze and looked down, and saw my legs wrapped around Brother Tang's waist like a husky.My Spartan moved back, and saw a little wet mark on the position where I moved away.

Wet... marks...

If God can grant one of my wishes, I hope, evaporate in place.

God ignored me, as always.

Brother Tang didn't point to my lower body and asked why I hid a water spray gun between my legs. He calmly got out of bed and went to the closet to take out two pairs of shorts, one for him and one for me.

After Brother Tang gave me my panties, he took off his trousers and changed them.As soon as the panties were pulled back, I saw brother Tang's Erliang...or it might be Mr. Three, Four, Five.

I'm still growing, I'm not jealous of brother Tang.

After I changed my panties awkwardly, the nerve in my mind also turned around.I can't blame brother Tang for deciding to share the same bed with me last night, it turns out that he has already noticed my gender.As for why Brother Tang hugged the quilt to sleep in the main room at first... Maybe he was cooperating with me in acting.

Now that it's all broken, I won't cover it up anymore.After I put on that cute girl skin again, I asked, "Brother Tang, how did you find me..."

When brother Tang heard this, he nodded his Adam's apple as an answer.

I usually wear high-necked clothes to cover up my Adam’s apple. Brother Tang can tell that my Adam’s apple is different. It should be the opening when I stretched my neck to look into the well when we first met.But just having an Adam's apple can't explain anything, after all, women with prominent Adam's apple are not uncommon.

Before I could ask any more questions, Brother Tang said calmly: "And, I hope you are a man."

What does it mean?

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Although I don't know what brother Tang said to sister Wan last night, but what is certain is that brother Tang never told sister Wan my real gender, so the scene at breakfast today was very strange.

Sister Wan's attitude towards me is still as gentle as a spring breeze, but her attitude towards Brother Tang...is a bit subtle.Its subtlety is mainly reflected in the fact that when brother Tang finished his porridge and wanted to fill another bowl, sister Wan immediately stood beside me with a pot, and filled my porridge bowl to the brim with one spoonful.

Sister Wan served me porridge with good intentions, so I naturally couldn't just let the porridge bowl sit there and not respond, so I thanked Sister Wan and brought the bowl to me. So I brought another spoon to my porridge bowl...

Let's not talk about it, I'm going to the toilet to run porridge.

After breakfast, Brother Tang went to the field with "Wang Zhennong Book" and a sickle to combine theory with practice. I rested with my bulging stomach in my arms, and waited until the porridge in my throat had no urge to stagnate. Get up and wander around looking for work.

Sister Wan is a good hand at housework. For the tasks I can think of inside and outside the yard, Sister Wan has already done it one step ahead of time.I wiped the cups, coffee table, stove, window, and places that are prone to dust and dirt, but I didn't find anything that needed to be wiped.Behind the corner door, under the chair and under the table, I walked around the dead corner of the sanitation, but I didn't even see a hair.

Alas, if I knew this earlier, when Sister Wan was going to wash clothes by the water, I would follow whatever I said.

It's hard to know early in the world.

After getting it, I still have to exert force on the water tank.

Brother Tang didn't fetch a few buckets of water yesterday, so Sister Wan asked Brother Tang to come back for dinner.After a day of washing and washing, the water in the tank is not much more than when I saw it.I found the water bucket and locked the gate of the courtyard familiarly, and decided that the task this morning was to fill the water tank.

I'm the kind of person who can't stop once I start something.So when I filled the water tank in Sister Wan's house to seventy-eight percent full, and saw Mrs. Li coming to fetch water, I took over the work in a big way.

Mrs. Li seemed to be apologetic for throwing me away like a hot potato. At first, she refused me for a long time. Later, she saw that my attitude was determined not to be polite to her, so she followed the trend.

I didn't use the willow canister held by Mrs. Li, but directly used the bucket from Sister Wan's house to fetch water for Mrs. Li.

There were no problems with the first few buckets of water, but the more I poured into the water tank of Mrs. Li's house, the less water I poured.Mrs. Li looked at me all the way back from carrying water, dripping water marks on the ground, and asked hesitantly, "Is this bucket leaking?"