Please sign for your missing male ticket [Liao Zhai]

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According to Brother Tang, the bucket had already been knocked loose by him, and it was only a matter of time before the water leaked.But no matter whether brother Tang said this to comfort me or it was true, it can't change the fact that the bucket broke in my hands.Mrs. Li should also feel sorry for this, so she offered to make a new willow jar for brother Tang, and she also wanted to teach me this undisclosed craft.

Willow jar, as the name suggests, is a bucket made of wicker.Mrs. Li makes money by weaving wicker willow pots and so on, so there is always a shortage of willows ready to be weaved at Mrs. Li's house.

When she said she wanted to teach me, Mrs. Li really didn't hide a bit of selfishness.Even how to pour water on wicker and how to soften it when handling wicker, Mrs. Li taught me every detail.I heard it in a cloud, and all my thoughts were put on Brother Tang who came in carrying the firewood.

Mrs. Li looked at the firewood that Brother Youtang was picking, and quickly put down the willow sticks, saying that there was still a lot of firewood in the house. Brother Tang just smiled when he heard this, and untied the firewood as usual, piled them against the wall and prepared to split them.Mrs. Li had no choice but to thank Brother Tang a thousand times, and then came back and taught me to weave willow jars.

To use an inappropriate analogy, Mrs. Li's current mood is probably similar to that of a tutor who is supervised by her parents.In short, I urgently hope that I can learn amazing things under her guidance.Unfortunately, Mrs. Li is obviously not a good teacher, and I am obviously not a good student.

Earlier, when Mrs. Li said that her craft was a unique skill that would not be passed on to outsiders, even though there was an element of Wang Po selling melons in it, what Mrs. Li said was also true.

Mrs. Li had a bad life. Her husband died early and her child died early. She was alone and widowed for most of her life, relying on the craft of weaving wicker.Mrs. Li's craftsmanship is so good that it is famous in ten miles and eight villages, but Mrs. Li with outstanding skills, her teaching experience is worrying.

When I lived at Mrs. Li's house, I also saw Mrs. Li weave willow pots. The ones she made were quick and good. Usually, it took me to sweep the floor, and Mrs. Li would finish the weaving.Now Mrs. Li knows that she wants to teach me, a layman, that it is not enough to edit at the previous speed, so she slowed down and edited slowly in front of my eyes.

Here, it is necessary to introduce Wang's theory of relativity.What Wang's theory of relativity says is that the speed that Mrs. Li thought was slow, to me is not only not slow, but also flies fast.After Mrs. Li finished weaving a willow pot at the speed I swept the floor twice, she asked, "Have you learned it?"

...I didn't even see it clearly.

Mrs. Li looked at me with a confused face, then looked at the wicker that I hadn't folded since I got it in my hand, and said, "I'll teach you again and you will be good."

This time, Mrs. Li changed her teaching style from just demonstrating without explaining, and re-edited it at the same speed as I scanned the floor four times.

I see it, I see it clearly.However, where are the four places that Mrs. Li said "press here, bypass here"?Can I apply for off-site assistance?

After the second demonstration, Mrs. Li stopped demonstrating and teaching. She pouted at me and said, "Make it up."

I bit the bullet and nodded, took a few wickers in my hand and folded them, and then I couldn't do anything.

At this moment, Mrs. Li also saw that she had taught me a stick. She took a deep breath and stared at me, as if she was going to make a big fuss at me.Fortunately, Mrs. Li was blocked by Brother Tang before the big wave started.

"Looks pretty smart, but she's slower than Wanniang in learning things."

"She's not as good as Sister Wan." Mrs. Li commented tactfully.

Hearing this, Brother Tang walked up to me with a smile, looked down at the willow stick in my hand, and said, "If he can't learn it, then don't teach it, so you won't have to worry about it."

"You." Mrs. Li took my wicker, and continued weaving according to the crease I made, and said: "Sister Wan, and sister Xi, too, if you see they can't learn it, let them go!" Let them be lazy and don't learn. If all the teachers in the school are like you, the ones you teach must be blind."

Brother Tang didn't refute, just drank his saliva and walked back to the wall to continue chopping firewood.

In one courtyard, Mrs. Li was in charge of weaving willow pots, and Brother Tang was in charge of chopping firewood. I was responsible for pouring water for them to fan the wind, and occasionally watching Brother Tang lose his mind.

Even though Brother Tang was dressed tightly all over his body, when he raised his ax and swung his axe, his bulging muscle lines were still revealed from time to time under his clothes.The vigorous sense of power is hidden under the clothes, ready to come out, it seems that it will break free in the next second, but it is always silently bound under the clothes, tied in every muscle of Brother Tang.

Rough, yet restrained.

It's really... awesome.

Mrs. Li was not idle when she was weaving the willow jar. After she finished talking about whose daughter-in-law gave birth again, and whose son was beaten again, Mrs. Li suddenly lowered her voice and whispered: " Have you heard?"

Usually when this sentence comes out, it means that the person who hears this sentence will say "what did you hear?" Passed the message to Mrs. Li.

Mrs. Li didn't make a fool of herself either. As soon as the topic came up, she uttered all she wanted to say.

"Recently, it seems that someone dressed up as a girl and went around to teach people how to be a female celebrity, in order to get close to the daughter-in-law of a rich family. Qian Shun's family in the neighboring village, his girl seems to be given... oh..."

What Mrs. Li said later, I couldn't hear clearly.I only know that the roaring back and forth in my head is that my life is over.It was thought that the fraud gang was exposed after someone was arrested, but it turned out that there were rumors in the market before the arrest.After I transmigrated, I didn't have the memory of becoming the original Wang Erxi, but as long as I thought about it, I could guess that Wang Erxi's routine was not too different from that of the cheat-rapist.

Is Mrs. Li saying this now, purely gossip, or...

"Sister Xi, sister Xi? Why is your face so bad? Are you scared?" Mrs. Li reached out her hand as she said, as if she wanted to comfort me, but when I looked at Mrs. Li's hand, I subconsciously I just want to hide back.

The small stool I was sitting on was not stable at all, and when I dodged for a while, the small stool was shaking and was about to fall down. Fortunately, before it fell down, a pair of legs stood firmly behind me, stopping it. Stopped my downfall.

"The firewood is all chopped, can you see how it's done? I heard from Wanniang that last time some firewood was too thick to burn."

Mrs. Li didn't go to see the firewood. She looked at me, then looked up at Brother Tang, and even said to Brother Tang: "Sister Xi, her in-laws treat her badly, and her husband doesn't know how to protect her. She couldn't stand it so she escaped. It's not easy for her to go out alone, she needs someone to rely on."

Brother Tang didn't answer Mrs. Li's words. After he pulled me up, he changed the subject and said, "It's getting late, let's go first."

Mrs. Li gave me a hesitant look, but finally shut up and sent brother Tang and me out of the courtyard.

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I had a hunch that brother Tang had guessed something, but since he didn't say a word, I couldn't rush to deny something.

The distance between Mrs. Li's house and Sister Wan's house was only a dozen steps. Brother Tang and I walked back in silence. As soon as we got to the door, Brother Tang said, "I forgot to take something."

"I'll go..." Brother Tang walked quickly to Mrs. Li's house before taking the words out of his mouth.I looked at Brother Tang's back and rubbed my eyebrows, then turned and entered the door.

The meals in the main room were already set, and there was still steaming heat.I was stunned for a while at the dinner table before I felt something was wrong.

Miss Wan... what?

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Sister Wan was lying in the room, looking sleepy and listless.

"I'm fine, you go eat." Sister Wan raised her hand as if she wanted to push me, but when she was halfway through, she put her hand down again. "Close the door when you go out, I want to sleep for a while." After finishing speaking, Sister Wan closed her eyes and stopped talking.

Seeing that Sister Wan was going to sleep and it was not good to stay in the house anymore, I followed my advice and withdrew.Standing outside the door, looking at the fluttering clothes on the bamboo pole, I suddenly opened up.

What a god, Mao Sai suddenly realized.

I ran into brother Tang's room in three steps at a time. I opened the closet and opened it.

My trousers are still quietly lying in the corner of the closet, and brother Tang's trousers are also lying beside them, but the problem is that the one on the edge of the two trousers is missing.

We're all adults now, ready to drive fast.

So when Sister Wan, who drove the fast car, saw my wet pants, what was she thinking in her heart!Thinking about it is cruel!What's even more cruel is, what kind of mood did Miss Wan move all my clothes into this closet!

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If sister Wan's experience was written into a lily article, I guess this article would be included in the list of top ten heart-abusing lily articles.

There is no other reason, just when I thought that the torture was beyond cruelty, Sister Wan stabbed herself again.

"If you like Ximei, give her a title. Although she is fleeing and has many inconveniences, you can't just let her follow you so vaguely."

... Sister Wan, don't talk about it, I feel like crying when I hear it.

Brother Tang was reading a book from there, but as soon as Sister Wan's words came out of her mouth, she immediately fooled Brother Tang.Brother Tang frowned, looking like he wanted to ask Sister Wan what she was talking about, so I hurriedly stopped Brother Tang before he could speak.

"Sister Wan, you're thinking too much, then...that's water marks."

"Water trace?" Sister Wan looked at me suspiciously and said, "Don't speak for him."

"No, that's really a trace of water." No matter how untenable the calf I'm talking about is, I will let this matter pass in the face of the world, at least, I will strangle Sister Wan's mind to win me and brother Tang to death in the cradle.

I can't break Miss Wan's heart.

Sister Wan didn't let go when she saw that I was biting to death, so she didn't say any more. She sighed and said something like you, and left the main room.Just when I was wondering what "it's up to you" meant, Brother Tang walked up to me quietly and asked, "What do you mean by water marks?"