Please sign for your missing male ticket [Liao Zhai]
Chapter 3 Shemale
19
As the old saying goes, there is no gold and no man is perfect.Comrade Crow's Mouth, who is hated when he opens his mouth, his shortcomings may all be due to his mouth.
I scrutinized Comrade Wu Yazui with a critical attitude, and stared at his face for a while. After my wounded heart was soothed by Comrade Wu Yazui's handsome face, I turned around and thought about the great cause of fishing.
It was not yet bright, and I didn’t have a flashlight at hand. In order to see the scene in the well, I could only stretch my neck and look hard.Dimly, but you can still see the bucket floating on the water.I remember that there was a long hook standing next to the water tank in Sister Wan's house. I thought it was just the right length for fishing buckets.
Youdao said that it was the right time to doze off and deliver the pillow. Just as I was thinking about going back to get the long hook, Comrade Crow's mouth spun around in front of me holding the long hook.Comrade Crow's mouth didn't say to give me the long hook so that I can rely on myself. Instead, he quickly hooked the bucket to tie the well rope, put his hand down and pulled it, and helped me fill the bucket with water.
Comrade Crow's mouth, oh no, he is a comrade with a good face and a straight mouth, a good comrade who serves the people.
Then, Comrade Renminhao untied the well rope, held a bucket in one hand and a hook in the other, and walked straight into Sister Wan's house.
Did I...didn't I say where I was going?And, am I enjoying the treatment of a soft girl?
Sister Wan obviously just woke up not long ago, and right now she is leaning against the door and acting in the 3D version of the beauty awakening.Seeing Comrade Renmin who was carrying a bucket to pour water into the vat, Sister Wan didn't ask who the volunteer was, but just said angrily, "I guess you'll be back in these two days", then pointed to the long hook and smiled. Said: "Did you drop the bucket into the well again?"
"I saw her fetching water from the well and wanted to help her, but I didn't expect to do something bad with good intentions."
Above, please listen to the question.Excuse me, what did you hear from Ma Youtang's words?
First, Ma Youtang emphasized my excellent behavior of being hardworking and simple, getting up early to fetch water;
Such a handsome guy, I'll call him Brother Tang just for my cousin.To tell you the truth, if I had a little red flower seal, I would be able to cover brother Tang's face with little red flowers... Well, let's put it on my hand, after all, it's a pity to block such a good face.
"You just miss your broken wooden bucket." Sister Wan spat and stuffed the wooden bucket into Brother Tang's arms, pushed him and said, "One bucket of water is not enough, get some more."
Seeing that Brother Tang had to go out to fetch water, I followed Brother Tang, wanting to express my gratitude to him, but my neck tightened and I was pulled straight by Sister Wan.
"Don't worry about him, he can do the work by himself. You went to fetch water just after getting up? Go, wash up."
20
I just want to ask, does your women's washing also include combing hair, changing clothes, painting eyebrows and eyes?Heart tired, forget love.
21
When I was sitting at the dinner table, I had a premonition in a trance that after eating, I, dressed up in such a costume, would be dragged out by Sister Wan to walk along the streets and alleys.However, no, Sister Wan just dressed me up exquisitely and let me have breakfast.
In Sister Wan's eyes, I'm probably a life-sized SD doll, or the protagonist in a dress-up game.
22
I saw that Brother Tang was so elegant when he was drinking water, and I thought that Brother Tang should be a scholar no matter what, but I didn’t expect that not long after dinner, Sister Wan urged Brother Tang to go to the field to work.
Either I look down on brother Tang, or I have never seen a peasant brother who faces the loess and his back to the sky has such smooth and smooth skin.Uh... Doesn't it sound like my brother Tang is too sissy to say it's smooth and slippery?Then change it to fine-skinned and tender meat noodles.
But don't tell me, brother Tang put on a bunt and walked out of the courtyard with a hoe. He looks very special, especially like an actor in a movie.
In short, not like a serious farmer.
After Sister Wan assigned the task to Brother Tang, she brought some squares of embroidered cloth and bundles of colored threads, and it seemed that she wanted to be a female celebrity.Sister Wan picked out a piece of pale pink embroidery cloth and handed it to me, then piled the colored thread between us, and said, "I've seen your embroidered handkerchief from Mama Li before. You are exquisite. Now that you live with me, I will ask you for a piece of everything I say."
Not to mention a piece of handkerchief, even a suit of clothes and a quilt, as long as Miss Wan speaks, I will embroider for Miss Wan without sleep, but the premise is that I must know how to do it.
If you say that you don't know how to embroider at this moment, it will hurt sister Wan's heart if you don't refute sister Wan's face.After thinking hard about the embroidered cloth for a moment, I decided, don't be cowardly, just do it.
As for how to explain what the final embroidery looks like... Embroidery may not be able to be embroidered, so what are you doing?
Once you have made up your mind to embroider, you have to decide on a pattern.As for the embroidery patterns, I can still name a few names, but when it comes to reality, all I can remember is a picture of mandarin ducks playing in the water.
Probably these hands also understood that besides sewing a needle this time, they also had to poke the embroidery cloth randomly. After sewing the needles, this hand consciously and spontaneously pierced the first stitch on the cloth.Looking at the first needle that landed in the center impartially, I felt that it was quite relevant.
The subsequent development of the plot is like a god's help.I, a person who lived for 18 years before my death without even sewing a pair of socks, unexpectedly learned how to embroider without a teacher after dying.I originally intended to embroider two big yellow ducks that had successfully lost weight, but each stitch on the embroidered cloth turned into a lively and playful mandarin bird.
That feeling, as if I have embroidered this pattern countless times, and the needlework and embroidered cloth under my hand are so familiar that it makes me nostalgic.
——Thanks to the original body Wang Erxi for the skills left behind.
Of course, if this skill attribute can be more stable, I will be more grateful to him.
The inertia of the body lasted for a short time, and I didn't know which corner I hid again. After the mandarin bird was embroidered, when I embroidered the mandarin bird again, my hands felt wrong no matter what.I embroidered a few stitches stiffly and pierced a hole in my hand.
The blood soaked the embroidered cloth, staining the mandarin bird's forehead red.Sister Wan saw my gurgling bloody fingertips, and exclaimed, she wrapped my fingers with square embroidered cloth, and then we both witnessed the scene where I dropped a big teardrop and hit the embroidered cloth, Just right, it landed on the place where the mandarin bird was dyed red.
WTF?Am I crying from being pricked by a needle?I remember when I was wearing crotch pants, I would prick the pointer without blinking. Now, when I was pricked by an embroidery needle, I cried?
Sister Wan was probably also shocked by my sudden drop of tears, she let go of the embroidered cloth that was pressing on my wound, and coaxed: "It's all right, no more bleeding."
No, still bleeding.My heart is bleeding.
23
After such a mess, Sister Wan didn't let me continue to embroider anymore.After she put aside the half-drawing picture of mandarin ducks playing in the water I embroidered, she looked at the sky and got busy with lunch.
I originally followed Sister Wan into the kitchen, thinking of helping Sister Wan or something, but the kitchen was too small, and I couldn't turn around once I entered. The assistant was not regarded as a roadblock, but instead.
Sister Wan saw that I wanted to help, so she poured a pot of tea and handed it to me, and put a veiled hat on my head, and asked me to bring tea to brother Tang.Regarding the point of guiding the way, Sister Wan's point is quite simple and rude.I followed Sister Wan's instructions and walked northward. After walking for a long time, I saw the most desolate piece of land that Sister Wan said.
In the fields of other people’s homes, dense wheat and corn are all grown, and there are lively scenes of busy autumn harvests everywhere. Brother Tang stands alone in a sparse field, bending down to cut a few handfuls of wheat.
The direction that brother Tang was cutting the wheat was facing me, and when he looked up, he met my eyes.Or say that the working people are the most beautiful. Brother Tang’s glance made me dizzy. By the way, even the sparse wheat field behind Brother Tang has a soft light effect in my eyes.
Sparse, but tidy!
When Brother Tang saw me coming, he stopped harvesting the wheat. He gathered the wheat he had just cut, and beckoned me to go under the tree to enjoy the shade.There is a book under the tree, and a small wind blows across the field, rolling up and closing a few pages of the book, and the words written on it can be vaguely recognized from the ups and downs of the book cover.
It says, Wang Zhen... what... book.
""Wang Zhennongshu", the agricultural works of the previous dynasty." Brother Tang said and turned the book to a page that was folded at the corner. I leaned next to Brother Tang and lifted the curtain. The part that brother Tang is reading now probably teaches people how to harvest wheat.
Brother Tang, is this... learning now and using it now?
Maybe it was because the surprise on my face was too obvious, Brother Tang coughed lightly in embarrassment, and said: "I am a man of Jinming, and I can't raise enough crops, so I rely on theoretical knowledge to enrich myself."
As expected of my big brother!In a word, it perfectly blends feudal superstition and scientific truth together, help you!
In the end, brother Tang was defeated by my staring admiration, and put away "Wang Zhennong's Book".After he moved a relatively flat stone for me to sit on, he nodded his head, meaning to ask me why I was wearing a veiled hat.
When eating in the morning, Sister Wan only told Brother Tang about my general identity, but didn't go into details. When Brother Tang asked, I repeated the lie I had made up earlier.
Brother Tang stroked his chin thoughtfully after hearing this, stared at me for a long time, opened his mouth as if he wanted to say something, but finally closed his mouth, and said after a long time: "In order not to let Ma Wanbao recognize You come? He went on a study tour, didn't Wanniang tell you?"
As the old saying goes, there is no gold and no man is perfect.Comrade Crow's Mouth, who is hated when he opens his mouth, his shortcomings may all be due to his mouth.
I scrutinized Comrade Wu Yazui with a critical attitude, and stared at his face for a while. After my wounded heart was soothed by Comrade Wu Yazui's handsome face, I turned around and thought about the great cause of fishing.
It was not yet bright, and I didn’t have a flashlight at hand. In order to see the scene in the well, I could only stretch my neck and look hard.Dimly, but you can still see the bucket floating on the water.I remember that there was a long hook standing next to the water tank in Sister Wan's house. I thought it was just the right length for fishing buckets.
Youdao said that it was the right time to doze off and deliver the pillow. Just as I was thinking about going back to get the long hook, Comrade Crow's mouth spun around in front of me holding the long hook.Comrade Crow's mouth didn't say to give me the long hook so that I can rely on myself. Instead, he quickly hooked the bucket to tie the well rope, put his hand down and pulled it, and helped me fill the bucket with water.
Comrade Crow's mouth, oh no, he is a comrade with a good face and a straight mouth, a good comrade who serves the people.
Then, Comrade Renminhao untied the well rope, held a bucket in one hand and a hook in the other, and walked straight into Sister Wan's house.
Did I...didn't I say where I was going?And, am I enjoying the treatment of a soft girl?
Sister Wan obviously just woke up not long ago, and right now she is leaning against the door and acting in the 3D version of the beauty awakening.Seeing Comrade Renmin who was carrying a bucket to pour water into the vat, Sister Wan didn't ask who the volunteer was, but just said angrily, "I guess you'll be back in these two days", then pointed to the long hook and smiled. Said: "Did you drop the bucket into the well again?"
"I saw her fetching water from the well and wanted to help her, but I didn't expect to do something bad with good intentions."
Above, please listen to the question.Excuse me, what did you hear from Ma Youtang's words?
First, Ma Youtang emphasized my excellent behavior of being hardworking and simple, getting up early to fetch water;
Such a handsome guy, I'll call him Brother Tang just for my cousin.To tell you the truth, if I had a little red flower seal, I would be able to cover brother Tang's face with little red flowers... Well, let's put it on my hand, after all, it's a pity to block such a good face.
"You just miss your broken wooden bucket." Sister Wan spat and stuffed the wooden bucket into Brother Tang's arms, pushed him and said, "One bucket of water is not enough, get some more."
Seeing that Brother Tang had to go out to fetch water, I followed Brother Tang, wanting to express my gratitude to him, but my neck tightened and I was pulled straight by Sister Wan.
"Don't worry about him, he can do the work by himself. You went to fetch water just after getting up? Go, wash up."
20
I just want to ask, does your women's washing also include combing hair, changing clothes, painting eyebrows and eyes?Heart tired, forget love.
21
When I was sitting at the dinner table, I had a premonition in a trance that after eating, I, dressed up in such a costume, would be dragged out by Sister Wan to walk along the streets and alleys.However, no, Sister Wan just dressed me up exquisitely and let me have breakfast.
In Sister Wan's eyes, I'm probably a life-sized SD doll, or the protagonist in a dress-up game.
22
I saw that Brother Tang was so elegant when he was drinking water, and I thought that Brother Tang should be a scholar no matter what, but I didn’t expect that not long after dinner, Sister Wan urged Brother Tang to go to the field to work.
Either I look down on brother Tang, or I have never seen a peasant brother who faces the loess and his back to the sky has such smooth and smooth skin.Uh... Doesn't it sound like my brother Tang is too sissy to say it's smooth and slippery?Then change it to fine-skinned and tender meat noodles.
But don't tell me, brother Tang put on a bunt and walked out of the courtyard with a hoe. He looks very special, especially like an actor in a movie.
In short, not like a serious farmer.
After Sister Wan assigned the task to Brother Tang, she brought some squares of embroidered cloth and bundles of colored threads, and it seemed that she wanted to be a female celebrity.Sister Wan picked out a piece of pale pink embroidery cloth and handed it to me, then piled the colored thread between us, and said, "I've seen your embroidered handkerchief from Mama Li before. You are exquisite. Now that you live with me, I will ask you for a piece of everything I say."
Not to mention a piece of handkerchief, even a suit of clothes and a quilt, as long as Miss Wan speaks, I will embroider for Miss Wan without sleep, but the premise is that I must know how to do it.
If you say that you don't know how to embroider at this moment, it will hurt sister Wan's heart if you don't refute sister Wan's face.After thinking hard about the embroidered cloth for a moment, I decided, don't be cowardly, just do it.
As for how to explain what the final embroidery looks like... Embroidery may not be able to be embroidered, so what are you doing?
Once you have made up your mind to embroider, you have to decide on a pattern.As for the embroidery patterns, I can still name a few names, but when it comes to reality, all I can remember is a picture of mandarin ducks playing in the water.
Probably these hands also understood that besides sewing a needle this time, they also had to poke the embroidery cloth randomly. After sewing the needles, this hand consciously and spontaneously pierced the first stitch on the cloth.Looking at the first needle that landed in the center impartially, I felt that it was quite relevant.
The subsequent development of the plot is like a god's help.I, a person who lived for 18 years before my death without even sewing a pair of socks, unexpectedly learned how to embroider without a teacher after dying.I originally intended to embroider two big yellow ducks that had successfully lost weight, but each stitch on the embroidered cloth turned into a lively and playful mandarin bird.
That feeling, as if I have embroidered this pattern countless times, and the needlework and embroidered cloth under my hand are so familiar that it makes me nostalgic.
——Thanks to the original body Wang Erxi for the skills left behind.
Of course, if this skill attribute can be more stable, I will be more grateful to him.
The inertia of the body lasted for a short time, and I didn't know which corner I hid again. After the mandarin bird was embroidered, when I embroidered the mandarin bird again, my hands felt wrong no matter what.I embroidered a few stitches stiffly and pierced a hole in my hand.
The blood soaked the embroidered cloth, staining the mandarin bird's forehead red.Sister Wan saw my gurgling bloody fingertips, and exclaimed, she wrapped my fingers with square embroidered cloth, and then we both witnessed the scene where I dropped a big teardrop and hit the embroidered cloth, Just right, it landed on the place where the mandarin bird was dyed red.
WTF?Am I crying from being pricked by a needle?I remember when I was wearing crotch pants, I would prick the pointer without blinking. Now, when I was pricked by an embroidery needle, I cried?
Sister Wan was probably also shocked by my sudden drop of tears, she let go of the embroidered cloth that was pressing on my wound, and coaxed: "It's all right, no more bleeding."
No, still bleeding.My heart is bleeding.
23
After such a mess, Sister Wan didn't let me continue to embroider anymore.After she put aside the half-drawing picture of mandarin ducks playing in the water I embroidered, she looked at the sky and got busy with lunch.
I originally followed Sister Wan into the kitchen, thinking of helping Sister Wan or something, but the kitchen was too small, and I couldn't turn around once I entered. The assistant was not regarded as a roadblock, but instead.
Sister Wan saw that I wanted to help, so she poured a pot of tea and handed it to me, and put a veiled hat on my head, and asked me to bring tea to brother Tang.Regarding the point of guiding the way, Sister Wan's point is quite simple and rude.I followed Sister Wan's instructions and walked northward. After walking for a long time, I saw the most desolate piece of land that Sister Wan said.
In the fields of other people’s homes, dense wheat and corn are all grown, and there are lively scenes of busy autumn harvests everywhere. Brother Tang stands alone in a sparse field, bending down to cut a few handfuls of wheat.
The direction that brother Tang was cutting the wheat was facing me, and when he looked up, he met my eyes.Or say that the working people are the most beautiful. Brother Tang’s glance made me dizzy. By the way, even the sparse wheat field behind Brother Tang has a soft light effect in my eyes.
Sparse, but tidy!
When Brother Tang saw me coming, he stopped harvesting the wheat. He gathered the wheat he had just cut, and beckoned me to go under the tree to enjoy the shade.There is a book under the tree, and a small wind blows across the field, rolling up and closing a few pages of the book, and the words written on it can be vaguely recognized from the ups and downs of the book cover.
It says, Wang Zhen... what... book.
""Wang Zhennongshu", the agricultural works of the previous dynasty." Brother Tang said and turned the book to a page that was folded at the corner. I leaned next to Brother Tang and lifted the curtain. The part that brother Tang is reading now probably teaches people how to harvest wheat.
Brother Tang, is this... learning now and using it now?
Maybe it was because the surprise on my face was too obvious, Brother Tang coughed lightly in embarrassment, and said: "I am a man of Jinming, and I can't raise enough crops, so I rely on theoretical knowledge to enrich myself."
As expected of my big brother!In a word, it perfectly blends feudal superstition and scientific truth together, help you!
In the end, brother Tang was defeated by my staring admiration, and put away "Wang Zhennong's Book".After he moved a relatively flat stone for me to sit on, he nodded his head, meaning to ask me why I was wearing a veiled hat.
When eating in the morning, Sister Wan only told Brother Tang about my general identity, but didn't go into details. When Brother Tang asked, I repeated the lie I had made up earlier.
Brother Tang stroked his chin thoughtfully after hearing this, stared at me for a long time, opened his mouth as if he wanted to say something, but finally closed his mouth, and said after a long time: "In order not to let Ma Wanbao recognize You come? He went on a study tour, didn't Wanniang tell you?"
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