Please sign for your missing male ticket [Liao Zhai]

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"Mingyoutang." Sister Wan raised her eyebrows after speaking, and asked, "Why this expression?"

"Oh? Oh. I just heard that your surname is the same as my husband's..." It's the same as the executioner under the crotch...

"It's a coincidence."

"Yes... ah." Wiping off the sweat that was frightened by Sister Wan's husband's surname, I persisted, "Has Mr. Lang been called by this name all the time? Has he never been called by another name? For example, Wanbao?"

"Ma Wanbao?" Sister Wan thought for a while, and said, "There is someone named this in a family on the west side. What's the matter? That person is your husband's relative, are you afraid that he will take you away?"

I'm afraid he will take my chicken away.

Now that the executioner has matched the number, he can relax a little bit.After I nodded in response to Sister Wan's words, I slammed my mouth for a long time, and finally said cheekily: "Sister Wan, this... I live in the same village as Ma Wanbao. After working for a while, you lend me some money, and I will definitely return it to you."

Those who live with Sister Wan will have to borrow money from Sister Wan in the end. If I were Sister Wan, I would let such a pushy guy go back wherever he came from.

Sister Wan didn't ask me to go back where I came from. Sister Wan just frowned, and said a little embarrassedly: "I can't decide the money at home, and I can't promise it to you easily. When my husband comes back, I will ask Ask him to talk."

...to call for Sister Wan.

"Look at your silly smile." Sister Wan tapped my forehead, and then asked: "What do you mean, are you going back to your husband's house?"

However, I could not go back to my husband's house.

"I don't plan to go back. I want to find a remote village and put down roots there."

"I won't go back..." Sister Wan thought for a moment, and said, "If you don't go back, why don't you just stay here and save yourself from living in a place you don't know. If you are afraid that Ma Wanbao will recognize you If you come out, change your name and go out less. Our two families are quite far away, and he won’t come over easily, let alone recognize you. Take ten thousand steps back, if he recognizes you, I will There is also a way to deal with him."

If he recognizes my handsome face and finds out that I'm a man according to the development of the plot, I guess it's not Ma Wanbao that Sister Wan will deal with, but me.

Moving away Sister Wan's hand on my shoulder, I sighed resentfully, and went out to do important things.

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I have done this important task once at Mrs. Li's house. Although I can't say that I am familiar with it, it is at least a skilled worker.As for what the big thing I did was, in a word, it was plugging the gaps in the wall.

In the original text, Ma Wanbao got a glimpse of Wang Erxi's appearance through a crack in the wall, and then fell in love with Wang Erxi, which led to a series of things happening.It can be said that the cracks in the wall occupy an extremely important position in this chapter of "Shemale".In other words, in order to avoid the separation between me and classmate Aji, it is urgent to seal the cracks in the wall.

Anyone who wears books and dramas will emphasize the promotion of the plot, lest Ma Wanbao, under the impetus of the plot, go to a house and see the cracks in the wall of Sister Wan's house, and the courtyard wall of Sister Wan's house must also be repaired.

The courtyard wall of Mrs. Li's house is as dilapidated as the old house, but Mrs. Li still wants to mend the broken house, and Mrs. Li doesn't care if the courtyard wall is broken.At the beginning, in order to get Mrs. Li to agree to repair the courtyard wall, I talked and talked all afternoon, and then bothered Mrs. Li and let Mrs. Li click her stubborn head.

Now at Sister Wan's place, I plan to see how many places the courtyard wall of Sister Wan's house has been damaged, and then consider how to persuade Sister Wan.

Turning around in a circle, the broken part of the courtyard wall of Sister Wan's house is zero.

Sister Wan's house is the same as Mrs. Li's house, both of which are old houses with a long history.Due to the age, the courtyard walls are also damaged due to the long-term wind and rain, but these damaged places have been repaired here and there and painted with the same color as the surrounding paint. It's not that I looked up and down so carefully, I really can't see that the wall has been repaired.

The person who patched the wall should be a skilled worker.

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While walking around the courtyard wall, Sister Wan almost prepared dinner.At the end of summer and the beginning of autumn, the weather was neither too hot nor too cold, so Sister Wan didn't put the food in the house, but placed it directly in the yard.

"Mencius" said that if God wants to assign a big task to someone, he will first let him suffer from hunger.Looking at the food on the dining table, I guessed that the meal of boiled cabbage at noon was a big task from heaven, so I let it be hungry first.

On the dinner table, there is meat, steamed buns, and a pot of wine that smells very fragrant.

Sister Wan poured a glass of wine and handed it to me, and said as she handed it: "I always feel that I am very close to you, so I want to form Jinlan with you, don't you dislike it?"

Can this be disgusting?I immediately shook my head to express my attitude, took the wine glass and touched Miss Wan's wine glass, it was a good start for our sworn brotherhood.

By the way, did I say that I will not have a handkerchief friendship with the big sister and the little sister?Forget about it.

The process of becoming a sworn brother is very simple. Sister Wan and I drank our glasses of wine and introduced ourselves to each other, and the sworn friendship was concluded.Kneeling on the ground and chanting "Don't want to be born in the same year, same month, same day, but want to die in the same year, same month, same day"?Sorry, no.

The floor is very dirty, and the clothes have just been washed for a few days. Please respect the fruits of labor of the working people, thank you.

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The ancient people did not have Wi-Fi, books, or televisions, and their night life was extremely boring.When I lived at Mrs. Li’s house earlier, in order to save some pine oil, Mrs. Li would make up the bed to sleep as soon as it got dark, which made me lie on the bed and watch the moon rise from the willow branches to the sky. The sky is in the middle.

Oh, let me make a digression. In the ancient times without smog and light pollution, the moon and stars are really clear. Have you heard of the starry sky?I have seen.

Sister Wan's house is not like Mrs. Li's house, which is ready to go to bed as soon as it gets dark. The night activities at Sister Wan's house are very artistic.At first, Sister Wan took out a chessboard, meaning she wanted to play Go with me to pass the time.

Sister Wan's idea is very good, but, regarding the game of Reversi, not to mention that I only play backgammon, let alone my level of chess, have you ever played backgammon against a teenage friend?I am at that level.

Sister Wan is a considerate and considerate Sister Wan. When she saw my troubled appearance, she knew that I knew nothing about Go.Sister Wan didn't insist on teaching me how to play Go, she just pushed Heizi to my side, and said concisely: "It's better to play backgammon instead."

After a few rounds, the exhausted sister Wan put away the chess pieces and changed her night activities.

This changed nighttime activity has become reading a storybook.To be honest, I don’t quite understand this script. I don’t have a complete set of procedures for switching between traditional and simplified characters in my mind. I can’t even figure out that the word “Zhi” is a representative character. Substituting things is simply a particle without any meaning.

Fortunately, the education level of women in ancient times was generally not high. My half-baked level can be justified if I put it in the vast majority of women as the base group.

——If there is no sister Wan to compare, I actually want to say that I have entered the echelon of talented women. ... Well, the pseudo-mother version of the echelon of talented women.

Sister Wan's ability to read and write is obviously better than mine.Seeing that I couldn't turn a page for a long time, she simply took the script and explained it to me.

The storybook is about a clichéd story about a young lady scholar who fell in love at first sight and then met again. After listening to Sister Wan tell a few pages, I made a good guess about the follow-up plot. Mandarin duck, the scene where the scholar wins the laurel to marry the young lady, I can guess it.

After listening half-listening and half-slandering for a while, I found that the direction of the plot was not quite right.After the scholar made love with the young lady, he took the money that the young lady gave him and disappeared without a trace. From then on, all the talk was about the affairs between the young lady and the maid.

If I were to comment on this script, it would be only four words, and the details would be inappropriate.

After Sister Wan read more than ten pages of the script, she closed the script and warmly invited me to take a bath with her.Please note that the "together" mentioned here refers to the kind of "together" in the same room and the same bathtub.

I looked at Sister Wan's face that became more and more bright under the light of the candlelight, and I thought it was a good thing that I replaced the soul of Wang Erxi, the original body, and took up this shell.If the original Wang Erxi was still there, the grass on Sister Wan's husband's head would have grown into Hu-Lunbeier anyway.

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I guarded the blackness on Sister Wan's husband's head.

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When Sister Wan was taking a bath, I also became sleepy, and I didn't care about brushing my teeth and washing my face. As soon as the quilt was spread, I lay down on the bed and went to see Duke Zhou.When I was half asleep and half awake, the quilt I was holding in my arms was suddenly torn away, and immediately after that, a body with fragrance lay down beside me.

...I'll do it!Sister Wan!

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It is said that Liu Xiahui is a real gentleman if he sits still in his arms, but I am a little better than Liu Xiahui. Facing the beauty's sleeping face, I curled up on the edge of the bed and opened my eyes until dawn.As soon as the bright colors were reflected outside the window, I took out the quilt, grabbed the dress, put it on indiscriminately, and left the room.

The temperature in the morning was still somewhat cool. I stood in the gusts of cool wind, opened my mouth, inhaled, opened my mouth again, and inhaled again. Instead of sneezing, I felt shivering.

Sister Wan's family neither raised chickens nor ducks, so naturally there was no work to feed chickens and ducks. I walked around the yard a few times and finally found something I could do.The water tank in Sister Wan's house is almost bottomed out, and I can do the job of fetching water.

Put the bucket, fetch water, turn the handle, and a bucket of water will come out as soon as I see it... If I didn't sneeze and slip my hand while carrying the bucket.

The bucket slammed back into the well with such a loud sound that it couldn't cover the voice of the people who watched me fetching water from a distance, "It's unlucky for water tools to fall into the well."

Who is this crow's mouth?