Please sign for your missing male ticket [Liao Zhai]

01

My name is Wang Yixi.

I have crossed.Since time-traveling has become a big stalk, I won't go into details. The only thing I want to say right now is that I'm on Wang Erxi's body.

I know you don't know who the Wang Erxi I'm talking about is.

I didn't know at first either.Until one day when I was out of my mind, I searched on Baidu to see if there was any successful person with the same name and surname as me. As a result, with a shake of my hand, I found Wang Erxi.

02

It's better not to find it.

03

The well-known Wang Erxi, whose name is similar to mine, comes from "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio" written by Pu Songling.The article about Wang Erxi has a very blunt and Thai style title, called "Shemale".

It's about...not important anymore.

I want to tell you the climax of this story right now.

The climax is that Wang Erxi was eunuched.After being eunuched, it's not over yet, he was also washed with blood by the person who eunuched him.

04

Oh, it's time to say "I" instead of "he".

After all, the body my soul wears is exactly the same as the shell I have used for eighteen years.

05

I know that in the composition of some junior high school students, there have been sentences such as "Sima Qian has been castrated again and again", but the reality is, I can't do it.

Although a real man can't say he can't do it, but at this point, I really can't do it.

You can't even come here.

What's more, what I'm wearing is not a real man, but a liar and rapist dressed as a big man in women's clothing.

06

It is said that as a book traveler who is familiar with the plot, he will be able to achieve a great career by virtue of his familiarity with the plot.And the plot I am familiar with is that Wang Erxi, because of the knife in the crotch, was spared the knife in the neck.

So, here comes the question, which knife are you going to suffer?

No matter which knife you choose, I choose not to be knifed. ... Try not to get stabbed.

07

Putting aside whether to be stabbed or not for the time being, the biggest problem right now is that, as a soul wearer with no money, no food, no cheats, I will be kicked out by Mrs. Li and starved to death on the street.

That's what happened.

When I came here, I happened to be stuck in the original body. Wang Erxi won the sympathy and love of Mrs. Li by virtue of her miserable life experience and superb craftsmanship, so she was able to live in Mrs. Li's house.

Like most old women, Mrs. Li is kind, soft-hearted...practical.The original Wang Erxi has a pair of skillful hands, and he is proficient in sewing and embroidery. The butterfly embroidered can't wait to fly from the embroidery cloth with a flutter of wings, but I can only sew needles and noses for the old and dim-sighted old lady Li.

The clothes made from the purse embroidered by Wang Erxi, the original body, can be sold for money. From the money sold, Mrs. Li deducted the board and lodging expenses spent on the body of Wang Erxi, the original body, and made a net profit.When I came to my place, apart from being able to sew needles, the rest of my role was to chat with Mrs. Li.

Not to mention losing money, but also a waste of saliva.

Mrs. Li had seen Wang Erxi, the original body, doing work before, so she didn't think about clearing my skill points when she saw me holding a sewing dustpan and doing nothing. What Mrs. Li thought was that I It's because I'm used to her family's food and I'm starting to get lazy.

The Chinese nation is a particularly euphemistic and reserved nation. The euphemistic and reserved Mrs. Li, boiled cabbage with half a plate of clear water, and told me without any tact and reservation that I had to work or leave.

Mrs. Li is old, so she doesn't think there is anything wrong with eating such a clear soup with little water, but I can't.The body I passed through was only ten years old, and I was at the age of eating meat and steamed buns. Without meat and steamed buns, I only ate a few vegetable leaves, and I could only hold a growling stomach. Sitting in the yard basking in the sun, in order to move less and reduce consumption.

Mrs. Li, who wiped her mouth after eating, caught a glimpse of me lying dead in the yard, rolled her eyes with heartache, and went out to find someone to chat with.

08

When Mrs. Li came back, I was holding an ax to the firewood to get rid of the label of "eating idle food".It is said to be chopping firewood, but it is actually looking for something to do when there is nothing to do.The firewood in Mrs. Li’s courtyard had already been split neatly by the wall. What I call chopping firewood is to pick out the fat firewood that is fatter than other firewood for secondary processing.

Anyone who has watched a few costume dramas probably knows how to do the job of chopping firewood.It is divided into two steps, the first step is to stand up the wood; the second step is to split.

The steps in TV dramas are simple and clear, but TV dramas are all derived from life but higher than life. The most important point is that the wood in TV dramas can stand up, but the wood in life can’t stand up. stand up.

When I found a corner with great difficulty and stood the wood there, the ax in my hand was stopped by a voice behind me before it fell.

"Good sister, you can't chop firewood with your stature."

In "Dream of Red Mansions", it is written that when Wang Xifeng first appeared on the stage, it was "a person hears his voice before he sees his form". The Chinese teacher told us that Cao Xueqin wrote this to reflect Wang Xifeng's pungent character and her detached status in Jia's mansion, but this At this moment, I can say responsibly, teacher, you are wrong.Cao Xueqin has only one purpose in writing this way - to highlight Wang Xifeng's moving voice.

The speaker smiled and took the ax and put it aside, and while putting it away, he said to Mrs. Li: "The firewood here is a little rough. I'll talk about him when he comes back."

"No need, no need," Mrs. Li said, throwing the wood into the pile of firewood. "Thanks to you, my lonely old lady, I can have no shortage of firewood, so it's fine." She winked and said, "This is on the east side..."

"You can just call me Sister Wan." Sister Wan, who has a beautiful voice and a beautiful voice, took my hand with a smile, and said in a warm voice: "As soon as I saw you, I fell in love with you. From now on, we will be called sisters. I will call you Ximei. OK?"

NO.No, I refuse.Wearing a person named Wang Erxi is enough to hurt, and then Ximei Ximei yells, I will cry for you to see if you believe it or not.

09

Did not cry, did not refuse.

In Sister Wan's sight, my neck rebelled.

It is always easier for good-looking people to do things. Although I am gay, but out of appreciation for beauties, this betrayal is justified.

Let me emphasize that my neck rebellion was purely because of my admiration for Sister Wan's beauty, not because of any gay feelings.Even if I'm gay, there will never be any handkerchief friendship with my big sister and my little sister.My position is a hard-boiled tough guy gay.Do you know Xiong Gong?I am that one.

...But now it is estimated that the convincing force is not very strong.After all, I'm wearing women's clothes, and I have a new nickname, Ximei.

Sister Wan chatted with Mrs. Li for a few words, and then brought the conversation back to the main topic.Sister Wan patted the back of my hand and said: "I'm the only one at home now, and it's boring for me to be bored at home all day. Can you come to my house to stay with me for a few days?"

No wonder Mrs. Li was full of joy when she came back, she found me a new home.

To be honest, after eating and drinking for free from Mrs. Li's house these days, I feel very sorry.Since someone is willing to take me in, then I have nothing to refuse.What's more, in this way, the plot of Ma Wanbao peeping at Wang Erxi from the crack in the wall in the original text can be avoided, and the good brother who grew up under my crotch may be able to escape the tragedy of being beheaded.

10

Peeking at the (pseudo) little daughter-in-law from a crack in the wall, tell me what kind of character Ma Wanbao is.

11

There are many different kinds of time travelers in the novels, film and television dramas, among them there are lucky ones who have no worries about food and clothing once time travelling, and there are also a lot of hard-working people who run naked after time travelling.My situation is much stronger than that of those time travel compatriots who are forced to run naked. At least I have clothes to wear, and I also have replacement clothes.

Sister Wan followed me into the house to pack the clothes. The clothes were just dried and put away this morning, and I haven't had time to fold them yet.I folded the clothes casually and prepared to stay at Sister Wan's house for a long time.Sister Wan looked at my folded clothes, smiled and shook her head, unfolded the clothes again, spread them out on the bed and folded them again.

Comparing people to people makes people mad.Sister Wan's way of folding clothes is neat and beautiful.When Sister Wan finished folding the clothes, she didn't let me take them. She hugged the clothes in her arms and dragged me outside.

Mrs. Li sent me out of the house with the attitude of saying goodbye to the God of Plague, without even saying a polite word like "come to play again".

Sister Wan's house is right next to Mrs. Li's east. After Sister Wan led me into a wing room, she found me some clothes that she hadn't worn before sitting down to rest.

"I heard from Mama Li that you ran out because you couldn't stand the beating and scolding from your in-laws?"

no.First of all, I am a man and will not have in-laws.Secondly, Wang Erxi, the original body, said this in order to give himself, who is a man disguised as a woman, a person who is bloody but popular with the masses, so that he can get close to these gossip and innocent girls and young women.

It has to be said that the original Wang Erxi is also a master in the world of cheating and rape.

Sister Wan saw that I kept my head down and didn't answer, probably thought that I was immersed in painful memories and couldn't extricate myself.She sighed and comforted: "Don't worry, no one will bully you from me, just stay here with peace of mind." While speaking, Sister Wan hugged me into her arms and stroked my back from time to time Back to show relief.

Even if I don't want to admit it anymore, I have to say that I, Xiong Gong, who has been single for 18 years, feel the power of a boyfriend...and waves in Sister Wan.

If the original Wang Erxi hadn't been occupied by me, I wondered how he could jump three feet high excitedly at this moment, but my soul wears Wang Erxi, I can only jump out of Sister Wan's embrace with a blushing face. struggle out.

Here, I would like to emphasize the praise of Sister Wan's noble conduct.Her noble conduct is mainly reflected in her care for people who are prone to blush.She didn't say that I was blushing, and she didn't point out the reason why I was blushing, she just changed the topic calmly.

"My husband has gone out for a while, and he should be back in a few days. He is very nice and easy to get along with. You don't have to be afraid of him when he comes back."

Except for Ma Wanbao, I am not afraid of anyone.

I nodded in response and shifted the content to the issues I was most concerned about. "I don't know how to call Mr. Lang?"

I’ve watched too many plots of hiding and hiding in the enemy’s base camp. I’m not stupid. Make plans for the day.

"My husband's surname is Ma..."

Horses... selling batches?