[British American Entertainment] Oops, my brain is so big!

Carlos murmured to himself: "Does Xiao Gongju, the shit shovel officer, understand what I'm talking about? Why is there such a murderous look in her eyes..."

With a meow, I looked at me pitifully with those big cat eyes.

My God, as a member of the Winter Soldier, where are your unyielding arrogance, your indomitable spirit, your nobility and glamor, your clean eyes, your icy murderous aura, etc.?How is your morals?According to my opinion, your lower limit must still be on the earth and have not traveled with you.

It seems that without an electronic arm, there is really no way to rely on inheritance and memory to learn many skills that are pretending to be self-taught.

I hold Carlos, a Siamese cat in the shape of a water ball, in a daze on the small sofa in my room. The only light is the changing nebula outside the small transparent window, which is as beautiful as clusters of colorful stars. Stars and clouds.

As a person who is still in the punishment period, even though I used to be extremely noble, I couldn't even find out the destination of this journey on the Dark Asterisk.On the one hand, it is because the little princess was surly and withdrawn before, and she was extremely difficult to get along with; on the other hand, it is also because the accuser, Luo Nan, has strict military discipline and orders like mountains. Then his subordinates have no reason to continue offering me as a princess.

Fortunately, Carlos is a very spiritual Siamese cat—of course, he can even speak authentic English—under normal circumstances, I only need to help him smooth his hair and scratch his stomach, and I really didn’t do anything like shoveling shit Pass.

This does not rule out the reason why Carlos, a male cat, is also shy and solves some physiological problems very consciously and neatly.

Carlos rubbed against me: "Little Gongju, I really miss my home planet, Earth, and the Phil family on Earth. I don't know if they miss me the same way. The meatballs made by Debbie are so good. Yes, I can't tell what the food of the Smurfs is, hey."

...Even if you can't tell what it is, you can eat a spherical body?

Comparing the other Smurfs and myself, they are obviously lean and strong. I think it can only be Carlos's own problem if I want to eat them in a ball shape_(:3ゝ∠)_

Carlos continued to complain: "Seeing that you are so thin even though you are a member of the royal family at the top of the Smurf race, you know that your food is really not good. If you have time, you should come to the earth for sightseeing. I promise to feed you one by one." Get fat and white."

As a No. 0 Smurf, I am happy and proud, and the first thing the militaristic Smurfs think of when they arrive on the earth is how to occupy this beautiful blue star, not just food. It’s true that the Cree can only fight witch?In addition, the Cree people are born with blue skin, which can never be changed. How could it be possible to turn white one day?You are so naive, even taking the hot white rabbit whitening pills in District 11 is useless.

"Little Gongju, if you have a normal complexion, you are really pretty. I swear by my precise eyes that have been peeking at Phil's collection of pornographic books for many years."

I vaguely rolled my eyes at the starry sky outside, and this Siamese cat deserved another knife.

Speaking of which, I really miss my life on Earth. It’s been a long time since I’ve followed a new show. Is the series okay in my lifetime? Most importantly, will I be able to catch up with the premiere of the second season of Selling Computers when I go back?

Although I can't even tell what time it is, the nebula outside and the stardust in the vast universe are twinkling, beautiful is beautiful, but it is extremely difficult to tell day and night from it.

Perhaps the only person I confide in has never responded. Carlos, a cat, has been talking to himself for a long time, and it is a bit boring. The * sleeping position dozed off.

At this time, I really miss my soft and sweet male ticket, but unfortunately, the Smurfs generally cannot act privately without the order of the chief, especially when I am still in the punishment period, I have become a key surveillance object.

Hey, I can only pray that today's front-loading washing machine is operating normally so that it won't be too late.

Probably because I sincerely and silently recited two hundred and five in my heart. The last time the black hole is great, the author is so cute, and soon my door was opened from the outside, and a mixed-race Cree came in, whose name was It's Kloss.

"Come with me, Your Royal Highness, the master wants to see you, take this cat with you."

He finished speaking bluntly with an expression that I owed him 80, his eyes were too lazy to give me another second, he shook his head and left.

Thinking that your dark complexion and weird decorations on the top of your head can't cover up your hopeless hairline, I'm jealous and envious of Bengong's dark, thick, crow-colored hair, so I just say it, anyway, I won't tell What brand of shampoo are you and I using.

I hummed a few times on the spot, and seeing his footsteps gradually receding, I really didn't intend to turn back at all, so I quickly picked up Carlos's ball and trotted after him.

No matter how much you want to be aggressive, you can't change the fact that the name of this stupid cat in my arms is almost the same_(:3ゝ∠)_

I followed behind the alien marinated egg and slandered.

The alien stewed egg stopped, turned around and said coldly to me: "Your Highness, let me remind you again, your current status is only the official of the master, if something happens, even Her Majesty the Queen will not be able to save you!" you."

...Thank you so much for not directly mentioning Ronan's pet shit-shoveling officer?But why is this braised egg so hostile to me?Did I rob his wife or stab his kidney?

Braised Dan snorted and said, "Don't try to provoke the master again, otherwise—"

He stared coldly, turned around and continued to lead the way, his bald head was shiny with oil, dark and silky with the luster of chocolate.

While following in the footsteps of the braised eggs, I thought seriously: Why are the braised eggs so bald, why is the scalp still so oily?Does he wash his hair or not?Do you use a professional degreasing shampoo?

It's a pity that before I could think of the answer, the marinated egg had already brought me to an iron door that was not in the middle of winter, and only glanced at me, beckoning me to open the door by myself with two white eyes in the darkness.

With a ball-shaped stupid cat and the excitement of seeing my male ticket soon, I decided not to argue too much with him, and pushed open the door by myself: the dark inside is still dark, probably the name The reason why it is called the Dark Star is that basically this starship is not equipped with a lighting system.In the empty but still dark hall, there are only two dim purple lights shining brightly, like the two most beautiful stars in the night sky.

"Cecilia!"

A strange purple light flashed, and then the target accurately approached me——

Cheating father, cheating mother, cheating fans to death!What kind of purple light is this? These are Ronan's eyes_(:3ゝ∠)_

With the help of the limited light brought by the starry sky on the zenith, I struggled to recognize that the black humanoid object in front of me was one of my male gods, Ronan, but it has been passed through by my male ticket.He was wearing a black armor with a few big x's painted on his chest, as if he had failed the exam. The crown on his head was in the retro style of Egyptian Pharaoh, and the costume painted on his face was probably a combination of retro and Gothic The abstract art, the skin of the Smurfs like me can’t be seen in dim light. Generally speaking, it’s not much different from a stewed egg at first glance_(:3ゝ∠)_

Seeing how happy I was, he reached out to take the ball in my arms, Carlos, and then grinned at me: "I was worried that you would wear it, but fortunately not."

The dark teeth in the dark lips and the black eye makeup are absolutely perfect. I think I understand a little bit about this little imperial prince who is as literary, artistic, sad and picturesque as I am. Why don't you wait to see Ronan, who is considered a match made in heaven.

I held my forehead weakly: "My God, the Virgin Mary of Jesus, you are really lethal after putting on makeup."

He smiled again: "Yeah, I think so too, it's pretty cool to be dressed as Ronan the Accuser—although I tend to feel insecure when I don't have eyebrows."

This sentence is so speechless, let me think about it carefully and then complain about it!

God damn it!Are you an eyebrow freak? Why do you feel insecure without eyebrows?Isn't it safe enough for Ronan to be so cool and crazy?Your sense of security has been so morally degraded that you need two eyebrows to maintain it?In the end, I really didn’t mean to praise your makeup looks great. The only thing I want to do now is to find a bottle of cleansing oil and give you a beautiful, flawless face with only missing eyebrows. It’s really violent. Sending heaven and things crazy, director Juju, do you go to the rooftop to read the water meter? Check the gas? Talk about life? Receive express? I want to send you blades. You love opening doors!

My male ticket couldn't accept the colorful screen-swiping theater in my heart at all. He moved his dark lips and blinked his big Ziyouyou eyes, looking as if he was confused without knowing it.

Even so, I still suddenly feel that he is a little cute, what should I do?Have I gone in some weird direction in aesthetics?Is there any medicine?I want to chew pills to calm down.

Facing my sudden silence, Carlos in my boyfriend's arms squinted his eyes: "Young birthday, the two Smurfs are going to fall in love, holding hands, kissing mouths, teaching bad children to affect their physical and mental development, Parents are going to boycott the radio station and ban it—"

I slapped the chattering stupid cat on top of its head, kneaded it vigorously like kneading dough, and then let it go until the mosquito coils were about to light up in its cat's eyes. I lowered my voice and said softly, "I said Yes, I will castrate you."