[British American Entertainment] Oops, my brain is so big!

Hi everyone, my name is Cecilia.Before time travel, my goal in life was to become the girlfriend of the god Lee Pace, woman, wife, wife, and mother of children—the ranking is not in order—but during the time travel, it seemed that I accidentally fell in love with someone who didn’t even have a name. Unspeakable gibberish.At present, I am an Internet addicted girl who is caught in online dating and time travel, and I probably won’t be able to stop until the end of this article.I just want to tell all my rivals that even so, I still love my male god Da Da deeply.

In addition, when will that bastard change his face, how can we have a good relationship in this way?

Oh, by the way, this time I finally know why the previous article insisted on adding special effects for upgrading and giving me a large patch of fighting skills, because today I am a Smurf.

Sure enough, there are never cookies in the sky, only poop. I thought it would be easy to hang up until the full level, but I didn't expect to soar out of the earth by accident and come to the world of the Smurfs.

Here is the hala planet in the Large Magellanic Cloud, which is very far away from the home star Gaia in my heart. There is a group of very "cute" Smurfs_(:3ゝ∠)_

Come on, get ready to sing:

There was a group of Cree on the other side of the star that day

They're handsome and beautiful it's a pity the make-up is so heartless

They live freely in the ancestral Hara star

They are cold and evil and do not care about each other

oh blue kree

oh blue kree

Together, they wiped out Kotati overnight.

They made persistent efforts to kill other stars

Yes, nothing wrong!I am the Kree female who belongs to one of the three great appearance empires, the Kree Empire, and I can't even decide on mating issues by myself!What a sad story, who made the Cree have an evolutionary handicap, but are extremely sensitive to the issue of genetic purity.I vaguely remember that there was a time when the god of the Cree people—the life computer known as the supreme intelligence seemed to save 300 billion and nearly 98% of the people in one breath to save the Cree and make it evolve.

Fanatic nationalism is really scary, so diewhyucry, if you don’t die, you won’t die_(:3ゝ∠)_

The last sentence also includes this time the male god Da Da - the cool and domineering opening, and the supreme accuser Ronan who received the box lunch in the end.

In the movie world, it’s like this: the artifact is in hand, the army I have is Ronan, and seeing the big revenge, he accidentally commits a crime. The villain always likes to chatter at critical moments instead of killing the protagonist and his party directly. Be careful to be shrouded in the debuff of the magical fighting dance halo debuff of the earthling Peter Quill, who is both useless and funny, but he is the protagonist. .

However, since this is the ending, then I, who is already on the Dark Star, probably cannot escape the ending of "Guardians of the Galaxy" being killed by my immediate boss Ronan.

I, a character who is noble, glamorous, elegant and tearful, capable of dismantling and assembling simple weapons in ten seconds, who is like the soul of Iron Man Sao Nini, was demoted to accuser for some unspeakable reasons Under Ronan's command, he became an officer with a glorious mission.

Some of the unspeakable reasons are that the girl in the original body is the Kerry woman who is the closest match to Ronan's gene after being screened by certain programs. The combination of the two of them has a high probability of giving birth to the next generation of genetic evolution.However, this girl doesn’t know why she just doesn’t want to. She wants to pursue free love and sex because of love so she doesn’t want to be a reproductive machine, but her gene sequence is really rare and she also has a queen sister, so even the House of Representatives of the Kerry Empire There is nothing I can do about her.

The House doesn't, but Ronan does.

Let’s talk about Ronan’s character design first. The racial commonality of being cruel and evil is full, and his strength is also certain. As one of the highest accusers, of course, he can’t be criticized by anyone.

Therefore, although Princess Sissi is a royal family, since she dared to openly disobey the instructions of the Supreme Wisdom, she must be charged.

This is not because he was rejected for the first time in his life—although Ronan, who was rejected indirectly, was greatly annoyed and became angry because of love and hatred, absolutely not.

So the final result was that Her Majesty the Empress personally ordered her sister to be escorted to the Dark Asterisk to go out with Ronan, as a great, glorious, and arduous mission officer.

Don't ask me what a chanshi officer is, I don't want to know at all.

Also don't ask me what the hell Princess Sissi is, I don't want to know at all.

There was a sound of light but heavy footsteps, and as soon as I looked up, I saw Carlos's face that impressed me even after a long time.

The reason why this guy appeared on the Dark Asterisk has always been an unknown mystery. Of course, why Ronan, whose painting style is cruel, ruthless and unreasonable, raises such a pet that he eats is also an even more mysterious mystery. If it is not for memory At one time, I saw this Siamese cat sighs to Tian Chang "I really want Debbie's meatballs woohow", and I will not find that the true body that I was once traveled will meet at this moment.

Hey, the trajectory of fate is really unpredictable.

I nimbly dodged my head and dodged a ferocious pounce from Carlos. In fact, its figure probably had special effects added, it was as round as a water-filled balloon, and it was duangduangduang when it walked. .

Carlos yelled dissatisfiedly: "Oh, you shit-shoveling officer who is being lazy and dazed again, if I didn't bother to hug you because you look good, how dare you hide!"

I blinked and didn't look at it, just pretending I didn't hear anything.

I think I can understand the reason why it keeps meowing, probably because I accidentally got on it one time—it was an experience that was extremely* and very blood-consuming.And I have no way of knowing whether the other Cree on the Dark Star can also understand Carlos's meow-because they basically pass by with blank faces and without squinting, and just don't look at me.

Ni Meng, this group of scumbags who don't wink, this palace is a public opinion!Little princess!

Carlos leaped forward, his chubby body duang landed on my shoulders, he lifted the pads with difficulty, and gave me a weak touch: "Don't give up on yourself like this, little gongju, at least you are already in this group of Smurfs. Even if you look like a hibiscus, I can understand why you don’t want to marry a gothic version of a bald Smurf with heavy makeup. But, you just have to think about this kind of thinking so far, you Can't beat Ronan."

Yes, Carlos was right!I!Ultimate evolution full version integrated version of Cecilia!I thought I was ready to be a flat-chested man who saved the planet!Unexpectedly, he turned into an alien who is always ready to invade other planets and galaxies. The most important thing is that the version has not been updated and the skills have not been upgraded, so it is normal that he cannot defeat Ronan_(:3ゝ∠) _

I sighed desolately and sadly, life is already so difficult, why can't I have a good relationship.

Carlos chattered on my shoulder, even if I had Nezha possessed, I felt the pressure on my shoulders was unprecedentedly heavy and suffocating: "Actually, think about it from another angle, it's not a big deal to marry a Smurf, anyway, you I am also a Smurf. Besides, as far as I know, as long as Ronan removes the dark gothic makeup on his face, he is still handsome without makeup--and he has a good figure, the buttocks--you really Stop thinking about him?"

I desperately resisted the urge to poke this chubby Siamese cat with a needle, pretending that I really couldn’t hear anything, and focused on the disappearing Hala star outside the window, It seems to be immersed in the unpredictable nebula.

Although my heart is screaming that I want to fight to the death with this fat cat who probably sneaked a peek at the male god's bath before me, but as a Smurf with only thinking, personality and three views, I have to fight with a cat or something It's so cheap - and I'm still a little Smurf!

I pretended well, but Carlos obviously enjoyed himself more. He licked his paw and said to himself: "But I don't support feudal arranged marriages. After all, this kind of marriage is basically impossible. Happy. To get married, of course, you still need free love to collide with sparks of love, although sometimes this is unreliable, at least in general, these passions can maintain a happy marriage for a long time."

It put on a deep thinking posture, trying to put its whole body on my shoulders with all its strength, but unfortunately it didn't succeed because its belly was too big.

Carlos had no choice but to go back to the way he was at the beginning, lying on his stomach half dead: "Ronan is still very good, he is very generous and never talks nonsense. Even if I am like this now, he will never let me lose weight. If If Phil was around, he'd be yelling 'no' at me again, and then he couldn't stop lecturing."

"Speaking of Phil, I don't know how he is now...I really miss them..." Its tone became a little low, and it rubbed my shoulder and said, "Little Gongju, I'm telling you secretly, If it weren't for Ronan's smell that resembles Phil's, just because of his magical appearance, I really don't want to be picked up by him."

That's because they are the same actor, idiot meow_(:3ゝ∠)_

Carlos continued: "Speaking of which, there must have been no Earth species that could reach my level before. Maybe I can become a superhero who saves the universe in the future? What nickname do you think I should have? "

Seeing that your spherical body doesn’t look like the earth species, you are still saving the universe, and you are not afraid of blowing your body apart—but as for the nickname, you can probably call it Dongri Warrior, Baji Xia Shenma, I still have a little imagination Moe...

Carlos patted me with his paws with pads: "It's decided! My name is Giant Meowman!"

This GUI...? !It's unbearable!

I directly tore it off my shoulders, grabbed the back of its neck and threatened, "If you dare to scratch me again, be careful, I will castrate you."

Carlos quickly covered his lower body with his short limbs, and nodded desperately with tears in his eyes.

Only when you lose it can you know how to cherish it. I am afraid that there is absolutely no cat on this starship who can appreciate the preciousness of Ding Dingjian better than him.