[British American Entertainment] Oops, my brain is so big!

"Wait! Can you hear me?! Oh oh! Xiao Gongju, you can really hear me!" Stupid meow jumped three feet high, I really don't know how it can do such a difficult movement with its current body Yes, it defies gravity.

"What's wrong with this cat?" Amidst the high-frequency noise Carlos made, the most handsome Smurf in history who held it down with extraordinary skill asked.

"Can't you understand what Carlos said?" I asked strangely. It seems that the Smurfs are not as omnipotent as I imagined.

"Carlos? You said this Siamese cat is—" Obviously he missed the point of my words. When mentioning Carlos, the first thing he thought of was probably the bathroom play that made me bleed profusely. Under the cover of his face, I couldn't even observe whether he was blushing now.

"Wow, Smurf, do you know me?" Hearing his name, Carlos stopped his fuss, clung to his arm, blinked a pair of gem-like cat eyes and looked at me suspiciously, "Little Gongju , This stupid big guy doesn't seem to understand, please translate quickly."

I just rolled my eyes at this stupid cat who seemed to make demands for granted.

Young man, where do you come from? I am confident that I will translate for you. I am a noble and glamorous princess of the empire, a member of the royal family!Although there is nothing wrong with my current identity as your stupid shit-shoveling officer, I will never give in to you!Even if I succumb, I will only succumb to the male god Da Da and my male ticket!

"Cecilia?" The fine cat tilted its head at me at the same time, "What's the matter, your expression looks...huh?"

"Then I have to ask the stupid meow in your hand." I snorted and stared at Carlos condescendingly, "You speak English well, write it yourself if you have the ability."

To actually say that my male god Da Da is an idiot, what a shame!And why do the Smurfs—oh no, the Kree speak English too?Is the world unified?

Carlos wailed: "Oh, cute little princess, how can you bear to treat a poor kitten wandering in the universe like this? Just a little generosity of your golden kindness will make your angelic smile even brighter charming."

You have the nerve to say that you are a "poor little kitten" when you have such a figure?The thick skin of this stupid meow is beyond my expectation.But it's a pity that my heart is made of titanium alloy, so I can't be generous under normal circumstances.

What is unusual?Well, this situation needs to be decided by face.

Ignoring the stupid Carlos, who was unable to land on all fours and tried to struggle like a dog, I pointed to the stone wall behind my male ticket that was engraved with dense alien runes and asked: "This looks like something from "Guardians of the Galaxy". The big screen for the video conference between Ronan and Thanos?"

I walked over and touched it closer, but sadly found that although the general memory bank was synchronized, it was a pity that I obviously forgot to synchronize the text——I became an illiterate who could not understand these tadpole characters at all!

It was probably because Carlos, who was overweight and overweight, was holding Carlos for so long that his hands were really sore. He finally put it back on the ground with some reluctance, walked behind me and said: "The LED display of the Star Age is still embedded as a whole. It’s definitely great for watching movies.”

Such a high-tech product, the first reaction is to watch a movie...

With a light cough, I rubbed my chin and asked very seriously: "Can this one order a song? A song about the Smurfs or something?"

As she said that, she turned around, but she didn't expect to be pulled into his arms by him.

hell!Ronan's big armor is harder than my face!

While listening to someone's undisguised laughter above my head, I leaned against his chest that was constantly resonating, silently clutching my nose and thinking tearfully.

"What are you laughing at..." What are you laughing at!I'll kill you laughing again!Well, I can't bear to kill this annoying little goblin qwq

"Do you really want to order a song? But I can't find the activation switch for it." He put his arms around me and asked with a smile in his voice.

Alien Technology's humanized design is obviously insufficient, there is not even a smart butler voice control device, bad review!At this time, how much I want Jarvis from Nini's family to guarantee that one display screen can play more than eighteen different tricks!

I want to hear you sing the song of the Smurfs yourself, although there is no English version_(:3ゝ∠)_

I sighed sadly, stretched out my hand to hook his neck, and looked at him pitifully: "Honey, can you sing Little Star?"

He smiled, rubbed my forehead and replied, "I can't sing Little Star, but I can sing Big Apple."

I blinked my eyes and looked at him with my most expectant eyes, and then I heard him sing affectionately in my male god Li Peisi's sexy, low and slightly hoarse voice:

apple round applered,.

apple apple lee eat.

Young birthday!I can't close my legs at all!I regret not wearing headphones!Itchy ears are about to get pregnant!Oh my god, my male ticket is really a genius to be able to sing nursery rhymes like this!

I think my face must be hot and red, and there are sparkles in my eyes. Of course, this is not the reflection of tears, but an involuntary physiological reaction caused by seeing the beautiful things in front of me.

He lowered his head and kissed my cheek, then whispered in my ear: "You know, your face is redder than an apple..."

Help!It seemed that there was something strange rolling around happily in my ears—could this strange feeling be the rumored, fetal movement?I'm so shy, Ren's family is just a young and beautiful girl who is not married to Yunying, could all this be too fast?

Just when my pink girl's heart was pounding, and sweet heart-shaped bubbles were about to materialize all over my body, I heard an abrupt male voice lazily muttering: "Alien Smurfs are shameless, I want to torture the single place on the earth to death in front of me, you can’t be so shameless and have no lower limit, show off quickly—"

Before I finished the last sentence, I grabbed the soft flesh at the back of my neck and lifted it from the ground with one hand: "Do you want to die, stupid meow?"

I think I must be full of deterrence when I speak word by word, Carlos blinked his round cat eyes innocently, and meowed weakly.

"What is it talking about?" The male ticket behind me asked suspiciously, probably because my reaction just now was too big and too fast, which surprised him a little.

I picked Carlos up and held it in front of him and replied, "It's cursing us to show our love so quickly!"

Angry, I ignored Carlos's pretended obedience, and seriously thought about where to cut the knife.

"It's just a cat, don't worry about it, sweetheart." My boyfriend, wearing Ronan's Smurf leather, grinned at me again, showing a mouthful of black teeth.

How can you, who loves to chew betel nuts, fall in love with me, who wants to be a Mary Sue?

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but burst out laughing. I found a male god with such a unique appearance to play the villain, but gave him such a face that couldn't be seen at all, it was really violent.

He took Carlos in my hand, hugged him in his arms and asked curiously, "Can you really talk, Carlos?"

Carlos: "Life! Look closely, this Smurf looks more like Phil! Is my head about to be damaged by outer space radiation?"

Maybe Carlos' answer was just a monotonous meow to him, so I saw him looking at me pitifully, with undisguised curiosity and thirst for knowledge.

I dryly translated: "Stupid Meow said you look like Phil, and then it suspects that outer space has an impact on its meager IQ."

Carlos frowned: "What do you mean by 'poor IQ'! Let me tell you, my IQ... at least crushes Mamadou!"

I sneered: "Hehe, the suspicious pause in your middle has already exposed everything. By the way, I am a dog lover, not a cat slave, so don't try to continue to be cute to me."

Carlos was dissatisfied: "You are racist! What's wrong with the cat! It's soft, fluffy, warm and has pink and tender pads. It couldn't be more lovable!"

It raised its paw with difficulty, and posed a pose of a Sailor Moon transformation.

I disdain: "Dog Xingren have everything you said."

A weak voice sounded hesitantly: "I said, you..."

Carlos frowned again: "As a woman, you don't think that a Siamese cat like me is cute, well-behaved and cute. Is your taste salvageable?"

How audacious to question my -- the exquisitely elegant taste of a woman so perfect and a masterpiece of creation!I narrowed my eyes and looked at it coldly: "Can you control your deep baritone voice a little bit when questioning my taste as a woman?"

Carlos meowed and wanted to pounce on me and scratch me, but unfortunately he was held tightly in his arms.

It flapped its short legs that were disproportionate to its spherical figure: "You Smurf with a human face and a beast heart, I really misread you! Sure enough, women with flat chests are narrow-minded! Petty! Disgusting!"

"Can you..."

I said angrily: "What's wrong with flat chests! Look down on flat chests! Don't have flat chests if you have the ability! Women with flat chests are magnanimous!"

With a snort, I issued a decisive blow: "Sure enough, the species with penis cuts are always yin and yang, and they are jealous of all the beautiful things in the world."

"do not……"

Carlos was stunned: "Why do you know this?!"

It subconsciously looked between its legs, and immediately covered its mouth after confirming that Ding Ding was still there.

I smiled triumphantly: "I know a lot! Stupid cat!"

Carlos had an unlovely expression on his face, wanting to cry without tears: "It's over, it's over, my biggest secret was found out by this little Smurf... If she uses my handle to force her into prostitution, should I refuse? Woolen cloth……"