Fake Slackers

Century City is not far ahead, and the golden wings sign on the top floor of the building, which is about to fly, reflects light under the sun.

The bus turns into the street.

The urban area is crowded with people, pedestrians shuttle on the road one after another, and the bus can only slow down.In the past few minutes, the traffic lights alternated twice, and the golden wings were still on the other side of the road.

Xie Yu laughed angrily when he saw the news.

There's no shame in this fucking, there's plenty of shame.The face is very large.His skin is too thick to be pierced by shells.

"..." The distance between the parking spaces was too narrow, Xie Yu shifted his position uncomfortably, stepped on the raised design under the front seat with his heel, and cursed in a low voice, "Stupid."

The car is driving too slowly.

The sound of cars outside the window was a bit noisy.

Xie Yu raised his hand, hooked the edge of the mask with his fingertips, pulled the mask down a little, and took a breath.

A few minutes later, the bus finally resumed its original driving speed, the golden wings got closer and closer, and the stop announcement sounded in the car: "The next stop, the final stop, Century City, all passengers please prepare to get off through the back door. "

There were a dozen people left in the car.

A few stood up early and walked towards the back door when they heard the station announcement.

Xie Yu didn't move, he just pulled up the hood and put it on.He was wearing a black coat with a baggy style and a baggy hat that hung over his head and covered half of his forehead.

Coupled with a mask, it basically covers the entire face.

Then Xie Yu moved his fingers and sent a message to "Title King": It's almost there.

Don't want Bilian to seriously describe her outfit today to him.

Xie Yu selectively ignores those exaggerated modifiers. For example, although this sweater is of ordinary style, it is simple but not simple to wear on me. It has an extraordinary temperament...

Xie Yu really wanted to go to the opposite side of the road and take the return bus without saying a word.

After holding back for a while, I still couldn't hold back.

Xie Yu bowed his head and typed a line on the phone screen.

[jsdhwdmaX]: **** (sensitive words, automatically harmonized)

[Question King]:?

[Question King]: Are you swearing?

……

Xie Yu felt that if the chat continued, it would be more than just cursing.

This place is too big, integrating a shopping mall and an entertainment city. There is even a small playground in the central area, and the merry-go-round is slowly turning around.

Several little girls sat on it, and the parents squatted on the side to take pictures of their children.

Xie Yu walked through the playground, lowered his head and asked the exact location of "Question King", while walking inside.

Just now that idiot said that he was at the gate of Century City, but Xie Yu got out of the car and found that Century City has four entrances.which door.

Xie Yu covered it tightly.

He was wearing a hat and a mask, so he couldn't see his face, but the boy was tall and straight, with outstanding temperament, so it was more attractive to cover him like this.

[Question King]: I'm at Gate 3, what do you wear?

[jsdhwdmaX]: masks, hats.black.

[Question King]: All right, hurry up.

[jsdhwdmaX]: Do you have a test paper in your hand?

[Question King]: Here I am, a set of college entrance examination selections. I will choose which one I want to make later.

Entrance No. [-], just go straight through the open-air play area.

Xie Yu took out the test paper that was folded into cubes from his pocket - this was what he had discussed with Dou Bilian before. He brought a random test paper and exchanged it with each other. The answering time was shortened to half an hour.

Holding the test paper in his hand, Xie Yu subconsciously looked for that idiot in the crowd who was wearing an ordinary sweater with "extraordinary temperament" and was holding a set of "College Entrance Examination Selection".

There are a lot of people at the door, coming and going, but not many standing still waiting for someone.

Xie Yu took a few glances, and ruled out those standing at the door one by one. Finally, his gaze passed over the cleaner who was bending over to clean, and landed on the opposite guardrail.

A man sat arrogantly on the palm-width guardrail.

The man wore a thick sweater on his upper body, his long legs were swinging in the air, and a set of test papers was placed by his hand.On a red cover, with hot gold fonts, on it are four large characters - Selected for the College Entrance Examination.

Looking at it from Xie Yu's angle, all he could see was his back.

He should be quite tall.

Xie Yu glanced at it twice, and the more he looked, the more fucking familiar he looked.

It's quite similar to a certain person... in temperament and figure.

Thinking about it again, he found it impossible. His boyfriend named He Mingchao was still in bed an hour ago, and when he called him, he said that he planned to go back to sleep later.

In the end, there was a love sentence in a hoarse voice: "I saw you in my dream."

[jsdhwdmaX]: The one on the guardrail?

Xie Yu sent a sentence, and the man looked down at his phone.

After Xie Yu confirmed, he walked over holding the test paper, rolled up the test paper, and tapped the man's shoulder from a distance.

——Then Xie Yu unpreparedly met the face of the boyfriend he had promised to meet in his dream.

He Zhao pointed his fingers on the screen, before he could say the words "It's me".The private chat interface of the title king is quite conspicuous, and the small broadcast on the side comes with scrolling formulas of various subjects.

As a result, he turned his head and was speechless.

"..."

His children, even if they covered their entire faces, he could still recognize them in the crowd.He has an air of not being close to strangers all over his body, central refrigeration and air conditioning, and explosives for walking.

He Zhao couldn't hold his phone steady and almost fell off the guardrail.

The complex and fierce word "fuck" seemed extremely flat under this long exchange of gazes.

Xie Yu's hands were still stiff.

Because he was afraid of the cold, his hands were habitually half tucked in his sleeves, and only half of his fingertips were exposed. The test paper in his hand was rolled into a long strip. The title was just facing He Zhao, and it clearly said "High School Difficult Mathematics Paper A" .

Xie Yu's mind went blank.

After a while, those feats of He Chao's past came out one after another, constantly reminding him: the person in front of him is He Chaofusky, a zero-scoring composition contestant, whose masterpiece "My Back Is So Fuckingly Handsome" once Breaking the low score record of Liyang No. [-] Middle School with a ten-point math paper, and forever falling behind the grade...

With all these information piled up, Xie Yu's mind finally exploded.

He Zhao was also stunned. When he jumped off the guardrail, he felt like he was floating, and he almost stepped on the air.

Then he coughed and picked a very lame opening line: "My friend...you look familiar."

Xie Yu said, "Really."

He Zhao: "It looks a lot like my boyfriend."

Before He Zhao finished speaking, Xie Yu lifted up his sleeves little by little, calmly.

It's too annoying.

A bunch of question marks blocked.

The imaginary idiot student with glasses as thick as the bottom of a beer bottle suddenly became his boyfriend.

It became his boyfriend who was worried all day that he would have to drive an excavator after the college entrance examination, and the boyfriend who might not be able to get back to the passing mark after a 30-day course of treatment with Magic Wisdom Capsule.

"Choose a place," Xie Yu said after rolling up his sleeves, "if you don't feel ashamed here, then this is fine."

He Zhao: "..."

He Zhao was just a little short of dying on the spot.

If he hadn't just heard a voice nearby asking "Hello, I would like to ask, where is the entrance to the offline meeting of the King of Kings", he might really die.

Xue Xisheng seemed to have tidied up meticulously, and a layer of slightly greasy pomade was applied to his hair, giving him a lot of energy.Black frame, plaid shirt.

Still holding several books in his hand, Xie Yu took a cursory glance and saw "Beautiful Chemistry" and "Happy Physics".

Xie Yu: "..."

He Zhao: "..."

After a pause, He Zhao asked in a daze, "Are you running?"

"Run," Xie Yu said, "If you don't run, why don't you still go up to say hello?"

The uncle cleaner who was stopped by Xue Xisheng to ask for directions obviously didn't know much about this event: "Ah? What real dad?"

Xue Xisheng: "The King of Questions is a learning game. Today is our learning exchange meeting."

The uncle cleaner shook his head, bent down and continued to sweep the floor, and said while sweeping: "I don't know...you young people's stuff, I, an old man, don't understand, I have never heard of it."

Xue Xisheng said "Thank you, excuse me." After speaking, he raised his head and vaguely saw two figures swaying in the corner of his vision. When he wanted to take a closer look, the figures had disappeared by the side door.

Although they haven't figured out what's going on, but they have the same idea of ​​avoiding the school committee, Xie Yu, He Chao and the two ran in from the side door when they saw the right opportunity.

There are more people in Century City than outside, and there is a circle of people just waiting for the elevator.

He Zhao made a decisive decision, pushed open the door of the safe passage, and walked directly up the stairs.

The two of them took three steps at a time and ran up while holding on to the handrails. They ran up very fast, and they didn't know how many floors they ran. Just turning the corner made the world spin.

Accompanied by this dizziness, Xie Yu suddenly remembered what to do if his boyfriend didn't like to study on Baidu, which he searched a while ago.My boyfriend is the second to last in the total exam.

"He Shuai" with residual blood in math class.

And on the bus, what He Zhao said to CCB Groceries: "I've been to this place before."

……

Going back further, Xie Yu even remembered the scribbled O on the thousand paper cranes.

is zero.

Xie Yu stopped, panting lightly, raised his hand and took off one mask, which hung down and stuck to the side of his face, then he leaned against the wall and said, "Okay...don't run away."

There is no movement upstairs or downstairs in the safe passage. Everyone is waiting for the elevator. Even if there are people who take the stairs, almost no one goes to such a high floor.

He Zhao sat down directly on the steps, sitting on the steps of the corridor, intending to face up to the problems between the two of them. He didn't remember the string of gibberish game Eddie at all, so he could only ask: "What the hell is that?" X?"

Xie Yu asked back: "You, don't make a fool of yourself?"

He Zhao scratched his hair. He thought that his coping skills were pretty good, and he didn't know what to do when he encountered this incident, so he changed the topic again: "Then who is the school committee?"

Xie Yu couldn't think for a while, so he said casually, "I don't know, anyone can do it."

Xue Xisheng is a member of the title king game, it is not surprising to think about it carefully.Looking at the entire No. [-] Middle School, no matter in terms of learning attitude or hard work, there is no comparison with the Class No. [-] school committee.

I usually see him either memorizing vocabulary or brushing up questions.

After the two finished speaking, they were silent for a while.

Then Xie Yu suppressed all his emotions and handed over the test paper in his hand: "Did you bring your pen?"

He Zhao also had the same idea. If he didn't make a paper on the spot, it would be impossible to believe this bizarre coincidence.

This is too fucking...

so fucking.

He took the test paper and threw the "College Entrance Examination Collection" over: "I have it. You... pick one."

When Xie Yu went out, he never thought about it. An hour later, he and He Zhao would sit in the safe passage of Century City and write the test papers. He Chao, who has been sitting at the bottom all year round, said to him while doing the questions: " Your set of questions is too simple..."

"Your way is simply mentally retarded." Xie Yu's forehead twitched fiercely.