Fake Slackers

I was really stimulated by the news that God X was yelling for a battle on the public screen, and I couldn't calm down. This group of talents who shoulder the future of the motherland secretly typed on their mobile phones during class.

It was lively for a while, and it finally calmed down.

"Conquering Peking University": No, it's time for class, I have to concentrate on listening to the class, and nothing can hinder me from listening to the class.

"985211": I am holding my mobile phone now, and every time I type a word, I feel ashamed of my school and my teacher, and I deeply feel that I have failed their expectations of me. Goodbye.Let's talk after school.

"I love learning": In this English class of ours... I have been looking at my mobile phone for the first time since I was a child, and I really feel guilty.

Xie Yu's current feeling is that he has dug a hole for himself because of his unconsciousness, and now he has to continue squatting in the hole.

The English teacher first took everyone to read the new vocabulary to be learned in this class, and then asked everyone to read each other several times to familiarize themselves.After speaking, he turned around and wrote the topic on the blackboard.

Xie Yu took advantage of the gaps in the class when he was chanting words, turned off the phone, and threw the phone back with a "bang".

Muffled, little movement.

He Zhaozheng was playing the game with his head down, and when he heard the sound, he thought that Xie Yu was too annoyed by the noise and couldn't sleep, so he subconsciously put out a hand to cover the ear of his deskmate.

He Chao brushed monsters with one hand, using five fingers as ten, and asked casually, "Noisy?"

Xie Yu was lying on his stomach, He Zhao's palm was next to his ear, and his fingertips were gently inserted into his hair. His voice was slightly blocked, and it sounded a little far away.

Xie Yu wanted to say "No, I don't sleep", but when the words came to his lips, the word turned into a word "Mmm".

The skill keys are divided into left and right sides, no matter how fast He Chao's hands are, he can't handle it with one hand.

After the other students finished reading the words, the class quieted down. He Zhao forgot to stop, and Xie Yu forgot to remind him.

This person often does these little unconscious details.

Like the sunlight coming in from the window, it calmed down all the irritated thoughts quietly.

After the English teacher finished writing the topic, she summed up the meaning of each natural paragraph and divided it into several sections. She put down the chalk, patted the dust on her hands, and said, "Have you read it all? I'll pick someone up... ..."

He looked around, and then his eyes fell on the last row.

The English teacher has nothing to say.

"I found out that the students in our class love each other very much. This kind of love between classmates is really touching," the English teacher patted the table with an eraser, and after finishing the irony, named Xie Yu and He Chao by name. "...You two, get up. Stand up for me, stand up—read this unit word once, and others are not allowed to remind."

Xie Yu stood up slowly, opened the book, and said "I can't read".

If you deliberately mispronounce the phonetic symbols, it will become distorted when you really pronounce it.

"Okay, no, what did I do in class just now, tell me no at this time," the English teacher finished speaking and shifted his target to the classmate next to Xie Yu who was still flipping through the books, "He Zhao, then think about it."

He Zhao: "Teacher, which page?"

English teacher:"……"

The English teacher didn't make things difficult for them, he really cared about them, he would faint from anger every class, let them stand and listen to Xu Qingqing read it, and let them sit down.

Holding the book in her hands, Xu Qingqing read according to the phonetic symbols. She read every word very well, and it was as if she had previewed it in advance when she went home.

He Zhao was standing, and from this height, he could just see Luo Wenqiang secretly eating biscuits diagonally opposite.

"Old Xie," He Zhao nudged Xie Yu with his elbow, "Look."

"Look at what."

Xie Yu stood a little tired, with his hands in his pockets, looked over, and saw Luo Wenqiang cautiously raised his orchid fingers, took a piece out of the biscuit box, waited for the opportunity, and waited for the English teacher not to pay attention, he took a piece of cake with extreme care. Quickly stuff it into your mouth.

Xie Yu looked at it for a while: "Has he not had breakfast?"

He Zhao said, "He told me that he ate six meat buns this morning...Maybe he's hungry again?"

When Xu Qingqing finished reading, He Chao sat down, pinched the pen cap on the table, and threw it at Luo Wenqiang's back.

Luo Wenqiang hadn't swallowed the biscuit in his mouth, he almost choked, and turned to find who hit him.

He Zhao smiled and leaned back, hinting, "Share share?"

In this way, Luo Wenqiang's biscuits were passed from the first group.

When it passed Wanda's hand, Wanda grabbed two pieces directly, and when it was passed to them, there were only a few biscuit crumbs left.It's not because I'm hungry, it's just itchy hands, and I want to have some fun stealing food in class by the way.

A box of milk and peanut-flavored biscuits, like a stowaway, was carefully passed around half the classroom.

When it was about to pass to their row, Liu Cunhao had sharp eyes and waved to Wanda when he saw it: "What, I want it, I want it too."

The English teacher was still writing sentence pattern analysis on the blackboard, and the audience kept making small moves.

When it was passed back, the biscuit box was already empty when it reached their row.

Xie Yu took it: "Beast."

He Zhao also leaned over to take a look: "Damn it, there's no one left?"

Luo Wenqiang watched his biscuits go away and never returned, and he didn't have any intention of going to class: "..."

Fuck the biscuit.

"Where are we dancing today?" After class, Universe Invincible Shuaitian gathered in the back row of the classroom to think about this question.

"Physical education class later? You can get it directly on the playground."

"No, we can't easily expose our strength."

"..."

Xie Yu didn't listen carefully to what they discussed.

He sat on the side, having nothing to do, and clicked on the Wisdom Fruit icon, logged in and saw two lines of words hanging on the public screen.

"Question King" said to "jsdhwdmaX": OK.

"Question King" said to "jsdhwdmaX": If you don't come, you are a dog.

Xie Yu probably understood why Zhou Dalei was able to go out to make an appointment because of a purple weapon.

Because of dignity.

The Cosmic Invincible Handsome Team originally planned to dance directly on the playground, but when they went there, they found that there were too many people around. The key point was that there were two very eye-catching characters in their team.

Just standing between Xie Yu and He Chao allowed them to enjoy the treatment of debuting in advance.

The music had just played at the beginning, and I couldn't stand the spectators from all directions and the sneak shots, so I finally decided to go back to the classroom to rehearse.

Before the rehearsal, Xu Jing asked first, "Are you free on the weekend..."

Liu Cunhao: "Yes, yes, yes."

Luo Wenqiang: "Yes."

Just as Xie Yu finished saying "no time", He Zhao followed suit: "I don't have time, I'm sorry."

After all, nearly half of the people did not come together, so the idea of ​​rehearsing on the weekend had to be given up.

Xu Jing turned around to adjust the audio equipment, Xie Yu asked in a low voice, "Are you going home on weekends?"

This person hasn't been back since the beginning of school, and it's almost time to go back.

"It's not an important matter." He Zhao sat on the desk, looking out of tune, and said, "If you call me brother, I won't go."

Of course he didn't call out.

A week passed quickly.

With more and more homework left, and old Tang's instructions like chanting scriptures, the weekend finally ushered in.

"Students, you must pay attention to safety when you go out on weekends." Everyone in the class has almost left, and there are only a few unlucky on-duty students left. ..."

Xie Yu tidied up his things and leaned against the back door to wait for a student on duty.

He Zhao was still cleaning the blackboard, and he could reach the top with just a stretch of his hand.

Xie Yu looked at it, a little distracted.

A few days ago, he had logged in several times to discuss the question of how to compete on Saturday with that Bu Bilian.Even though it's an appointment to meet face-to-face, there must be rules of the game.

In the end, it was discussed and discussed, and only the plan of swiping the test papers and batching the scores on the spot was feasible.

Don't ask Bi Lian to say she doesn't have any opinion, just any test paper, no matter what subject.

After finishing speaking, another five words came over: let you ask three questions.

Xie Yu has grown up to be so big, and he has only heard it from the mouth of the big fool who wiped the blackboard in front of him.

His boyfriend, to a certain extent, has so much in common with that top student whose lenses are about as thick as the bottom of a beer bottle.

"I love learning": Is everyone going? Has God X set off?

"Learning is the only thing in my life": Let's go, I am already on the way to Century City with my "Tianli 38 sets".

"Top ten in grade": On the bus, I wrote a [-]-word learning experience overnight last night, and I will talk about my learning methods, hoping to help everyone.

"Strive for the top": I also set off, very excited, and now I want to write a few questions on the car!Looking forward to the duel between God X and Don't Bilian!

……

In the early morning of the next day, these people crazily swiped the screen of the title king's hegemony exchange area.

Xie Yu was still looking at the best route recommended on the phone map.

Century City is a very popular place. Generally, if you want to hold any class reunion, it will be held in Century City.

There are everything inside, the most famous of which is the theme box with viewing equipment, but this should be the first time someone has used this viewing equipment to watch the birth of Einstein.

Xie Yu didn't bother to transfer, so he got on a direct bus.

When he went out, he deliberately wore a mask to cover most of his face. He sat in the back row and looked down at the game private message sent by the king of questions.

[Question King]: Seriously, my friend, you still have a chance to go back on your word.

[Question King]: You can't win even if you have three questions.

[jsdhwdmaX]: Huh.

Half an hour later, the title king sent another one.

[Title King]: Here I am, at the gate of Century City.

Xie Yu was a little sleepy, squinting his eyes while typing.Xin said what's the use of you when you arrive, who knows who you are, so I asked what I was wearing today and gave some characteristics.

[Question King]: It doesn't matter what you wear, the most handsome one.