Fake Slackers

Xie Yu's palms were still a little sticky. He looked at one, put the phone aside casually, and took out two more tissues to wipe his hands.

The sweater on his body was just changed after taking a shower, and something was stained on the hem of the clothes. It looked rather ambiguous, and a certain smell was mixed with the smell of laundry detergent.

Xie Yu rubbed it, and thought of He Zhao's hard-to-control look just now, when he finally climaxed, he bit directly on his shoulder, and his teeth penetrated bluntly.

Xie Yu paused.

According to the urine nature of this game, it is likely to be followed by some official activities, such as "Warmly celebrate the return of the King of Questions APP, and randomly distribute [-] sets of treasured exercises", or "There will be prizes for brushing the questions. Soar in the ocean of learning".

After Xie Yuzai finished wiping it carefully, he picked it up again to read it, and a private message with the theme of "The King of Titles Fighting for Hegemony Offline Meeting" came into view.

"..."

- Veteran benefits!On the road of learning, do you feel lonely, have you ever been lost, or are you trying to find a good partner to grow and learn together?

-The organizer has decided to launch an offline meet-and-greet activity!In order to give back to old users, all players who registered as a part of the Tiba family during the summer vacation can participate in this offline meeting.Let us share learning experience face to face, and use a love of learning to meet more like-minded friends.

Xie Yu opened the next unread private message with a blank face.

It is a formal invitation letter with the time and place clearly marked on it, as well as the itinerary of the meeting.

The time is exactly ten o'clock in the morning of this Saturday, in Century City.

The itinerary is very rich, except for the strange links of group writing homework, asking each other for advice, sharing one's favorite set of test papers or teaching supplementary materials, and gathering together in a small theater to watch the movie "The Birth of Einstein".

The end of the invitation is solemnly written: looking forward to your arrival.

fuck it.

Xie Yu glanced at a few articles, but didn't have the patience to continue reading.

The following should be all about other details of this offline meeting, but his intuition told him that none of the psychopaths active in the communication channel should be absent.

Sure enough, the communication channel was very lively.

Normal people should think about things like face-to-face with netizens, what clothes to wear, tidy up themselves, and appear in front of netizens with a good image.

But these guys are different.

"Serving the Motherland": Did you decide which test papers to bring to the meeting?

"For a better tomorrow": I have thought about it a long time ago, and it must be the classic and timeless "Five-Year Simulated Three-Year College Entrance Examination".This set of test papers contains an unusual power, as long as you open it, you can't control your hands that are frantically doing the questions.

"Learning is the only thing in my life": Then I will bring "Tianli 38 Sets", and then everyone will communicate with each other.

"English Class Representative": Me?I like "High School English Grammar Encyclopedia" best.Full coverage of knowledge points, different grammar learning experience, guidance from famous teachers, breaking through misunderstandings.

……

Xie Yu sat by the bed, raised his hand to take off the sweater, and planned to go to the bathroom to take a shower.

With the help of the weak light in the private guard, the water rushes on the shoulders, which hurts very slightly.Only then did Xie Yu react belatedly, and that idiot really bit him through just now.

Immediately afterwards, the phrase "future" that He Zhao said began to ring in his ears again.

have your future.

Xie Yu closed his eyes and sighed.

I don't know if it's because the water temperature is cooler, but after washing, I feel much more refreshed.No longer sleepy, Xie Yu hesitated whether to go to the King of Kings game to do a few more questions.

When I updated it before, I saw a set of "real questions from famous teachers" in the question bank. It should be that the organizer really invited famous teachers to come over and compile the questions, and finally compiled these exclusive test papers.

It's just time to take a shower, and the topic of the topic of the King of Kings has changed in the exchange area.

"I love to study": Is the duel between God X and Bilian not over yet?

"Strive for the top": Yes, and the organizers have not announced the final candidate for the title winner.

"Learning is the only thing in my life": Didn't you read the announcement?The organizer sent a private message to the two of them, saying that they would continue to follow up.

Seeing this, Xie Yu's fingers looking for the test paper paused.

The pile of private messages that I read halfway through and didn't read any further did indeed contain news about the King of Titles. Xie Yu scrolled down and saw a "summer game description".

- Dear user "jsdhwdmaX", in the summer split, your season points are equal to the user "Question King", and the outcome is undecided.Since the season is over, the competition system cannot be continued. I hope you can adjust it privately with the "King of Questions".

Xie Yu read it twice to make sure he read it correctly.

Adjust privately.

In the friend list, the user name and avatar of "Title King" are hidden, and the status bar: offline.

Xie Yu originally thought that this matter was almost over like this, maybe he was crazy and deleted the game long ago, but he was woken up by the broadcast early the next morning, and when he went online again, he accidentally received a message from the other party.

It was posted at [-] o'clock last night, and the first sentence was only two words.

[Question King]: Forget it.

Mad Dog is still continuing his inspirational speech on the radio. Although there is no exam arrangement in the near future, this does not prevent him from looking forward to the final exam: "Don't think that there is still a long time. Tomorrow and tomorrow, countless tomorrows will take you Bury. Students, it’s today, today, act quickly!”

Xie Yu sat up with one hand propped up, and thought to himself, it seems that he and this don't want Bi Lian to go together.

If there is anything to adjust, what is there to fight for.

Then Xie Yu looked down and saw two other sentences.

[Question King]: You admit defeat.

[Question King]: I'll let you go.

Just three sentences, extremely arrogant.

Xie Yu just laughed angrily.He was already a little angry at getting up, especially in this situation where someone who was sleeping soundly was woken up, and whoever beat him would blow up.

In the past, when Zhou Dalei came to look for him in the morning, if he knew that he hadn't woken up yet, he wouldn't dare to enter the house, he would yell through the door, and then he would turn around and run away.

As a result, all the online users of Title King Zhengba saw that the taciturn God X actually spoke in the communication area for the first time.

"jsdhwdmaX" said to "Question King": You idiot.

"jsdhwdmaX" said to "Question King": If you don't come to Century City on Saturday, you're a dog.

When He Zhao knocked on the door, Xie Yu was restlessly typing the last punctuation mark.

Still wailing outside the door.

Mad Dog's inspirational speech today was overdue for 5 minutes. He talked about his youthful years, but he couldn't stop talking about the topic: "When I was in high school, I got up at five o'clock every day to recite words, no matter how cold it was, Even the quilt can't keep me..."

The people in the dormitory diagonally opposite couldn't help but banged on the big wall: "Stop talking—let's let countless people bury me tomorrow."

Other students shouted from their souls: "Why can't I think about it and choose to live on campus?"

Xie Yu's expression was not very good when he opened the door.

He Zhao leaned against the door, not surprised at all, and raised his hand to smooth his hair for him quite naturally: "Kids are so irritable every morning."

Xie Yu: "I met an idiot and wanted to beat him up."

He Zhao didn't understand: "What idiot?"

"It's nothing, it's online." Xie Yu turned around, ready to wash up, and said, "Come in and close the door."

Xie Yu is not someone who likes chatting online.

He Zhao had seen his Penguin account, it looked like a trumpet account, Wanda wanted to add a friend several times but failed to do so, finally he mustered up the courage to ask him face to face, only to realize that Xie Yu usually doesn't even ask for a friend. dont see.

Wanda was devastated: "Brother Yu, I added it eight times, but you didn't see it once?"

Xie Yu: "I really didn't notice."

This person also has more friends on WeChat.

As He Zhao thought about it, he felt that his boyfriend must have seen some weird news or comments early in the morning: "Anyone can surf the Internet, so there must be some idiots."

After Xie Yu washed his face, he hung up the towel.

He Zhao habitually lay down on Xie Yu's bed, half lying down and watching him looking for clothes in the closet.

The pair of school trousers hadn't been washed yesterday, and the other set hadn't been washed yet.Xie Yu searched for a while, but could only wear private clothes, and took another sweater.

When Xie Yu changed his clothes, He Zhao felt that he was really looking for trouble for himself.

...It's okay, what door to visit early in the morning.

Terrible.

Xie Yu put on his trousers. His private clothes were no worse than a school uniform that was so loose and shapeless. After wearing it, his legs were straight and slender. The zipper of the trousers was not closed, and his fingers were on the zipper, hanging on his waist like this.

Xie Yu pulled up the zipper little by little, and asked casually, "Are you still sleeping?"

"I had this plan at first," He Zhao said, "...now I can't sleep."

He Zhao and Xie Yu went to the cafeteria to finish their meal, and when they went upstairs to the class, Luo Wenqiang was on duty.

Xie Yu walked to the back door, not wanting to go any further: "Why is he crazy?"

With a rag in his hand, Luo Wenqiang wiped the window while twisting his buttocks, recalling the dance moves he learned yesterday, humming the beat: "La la, la la la, la la."

He Zhao: "..."

"You guys are here," Luo Wenqiang saw them first, stopped twisting his buttocks, and said, "Morning."

People were coming and going in the hallway.

Xie Yu really wanted to unilaterally sever the relationship with Luo Wenqiang as a classmate.

On the other hand, He Zhao adjusted quickly, and said with a smile, "Sports Commissioner, you danced well. Your figure is graceful. If I were a girl, I would be crushed by you..."

Xie Yu: "Catch the play, it's over."