Fake Slackers
Chapter 70
Wisdom fruit icon.
The notice reads succinctly: Dear user, your wait was not in vain, we are back again!
Xie Yu was stunned.
What come back, isn't it cold?
Forgot to uninstall it all the time, put it in the corner and never expected to be able to come back to life one day, Xie Yu stared at the notification for a long time, and then recalled the stupid thing he did during the summer vacation - staying up all night with a psychopath to compete for the first place.
Xie Yu hesitated for two seconds, and finally clicked in.
-Updating, please don't quit~
Probably because they found an investor again, the game even updated the question bank, adding new test questions from various universities in the past few months, even the test questions for the midterm exam of No. [-] Middle School.
Xie Yu glanced briefly, and found that the mode of brushing the questions has changed. Players are distinguished by bronze, silver, and gold, and props will be randomly dropped when brushing the questions, such as some hidden test papers that are not open to the public.
This kind of detailed setting makes the app more playable, and those who don't know really think it is an online game.
The game player exchange area is still the same, the few active Eddie before can't wait to set off firecrackers to celebrate.
"I love learning": I just knew that the enthusiasm for learning will never go out!
"For a better tomorrow": There is no day when the king of the question is competing for hegemony, and I can only read the test papers by myself, and I can't find anyone to accompany me during countless lonely nights.
"Top ten in grade": @英语课计人员, I have mastered the eighth grade vocabulary proficiently, come to PK.
……
"Thank you, Boss." Before Xie Yu could look carefully, Zhou Dalei came over as soon as he made a phone call, "I saw the one we played during the summer vacation when I was updating the game today, fuck it, revived?"
Da Lei's phone is full of games, which are automatically updated every day. It is estimated that there are too many games to manage, and the title king is just mixed in like that. When he was notified that the update was completed, he was also taken aback.
Xie Yu said ambiguously, "Ah."
Zhou Dalei stepped on slippers and sat on the plastic stool of the barbecue stand. The grill was behind him. The smell of smoke and barbecue wafted out along the wind. He took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it in his mouth: "This time I have entered the game hall, and I can enter with zero points."
Xie Yu: "Really."
Zhou Dalei said again: "There are grades... you know, bronze or something."
Xie Yu took a quick glance just now, and vaguely remembered what kind of king was in the level bar next to his user profile picture, so he asked casually, "Then what level are you?"
Zhou Dalei: "Me? Stubborn scrap iron."
"..."
"It's awesome. I only know bronze after playing games for so many years. I didn't expect there to be scrap iron. I've learned a lot."
Xie Yu laughed and asked again, "Where are you at the stall?"
"Yes." In the middle of speaking, Lei's mother bent over and dragged the food box. Thinking that Da Lei was in the way, she got up and kicked him again, almost kicking him off the stool.
The weather has cooled down a little bit recently, and it took a lot of effort to prepare the ingredients. When I am busy, I get angry easily. I usually think that my son is good everywhere. At this time, it is particularly unpleasant to look at: "Get out of here."
Zhou Dalei had nothing to do with this intermittent menopausal mother, and was about to walk to the side when Lei's mother wiped her hands again and asked, "Who are you talking to on the phone? Xiaoyu?"
"Let me tell him," Lei's mother snatched the phone without waiting for Da Lei's answer, "you go."
Mother Lei spoke to Xie Yu in a very nice tone, and Zhou Dalei felt that Boss Xie on the other end of the phone was like her own son.
When He Zhao opened the door and came in, Xie Yu was sitting on the bed, talking on the phone with his eyes lowered.
Xie Yu just took a shower and was wearing a sweater. Although the color is cool, but because the fabric looks soft, it makes the whole person look softer. Even his voice was soft: "Well, I know."
Lei's mother has a loud voice, even if she talks calmly with others, the volume can't be lowered: "Last time when you came back, Lei Zi's father and I were not at home, and we didn't see each other. When is the holiday, come and stay for a few days..."
Xie Yu's lower body was still the same pair of school trousers, loose fit, with a gray stripe on the side of the trouser legs, and the hem of the trousers was folded up in two, exposing a section of his ankle.
Hearing the movement at the door, Xie Yu raised his head, and then mouthed to He Zhao: close the door.
Mama Lei was talking about the new mahjong tournament on the block.
Although Xie Yu didn't do well in Heishui Street, Aunt Mei and the others were quite happy to take him out to harm others.Sometimes when I play poker with a new acquaintance and lose badly, I will ask Xie Yu to help me play a couple of rounds and get back my money.
He Zhao closed the door, shared a bed with Xie Yu, and waited for him to finish his phone call.
As Xie Yu listened, He Zhao suddenly came over and kissed him on the cheek.
Xie Yu: "...What are you doing?"
Lei's mother was halfway through speaking, when she heard the sudden sentence from the other side, she also stopped: "What?"
After He Chao made a fuss, he smiled and retreated to the right, leaning against the head of the bed and not disturbing him anymore.
Next to it was the desk. Taking advantage of Xie Yu's time on the phone, He Zhao flipped through it and found that besides the Rubik's Cube on the table, there were several books, one of which was titled "Improve Bad Temper, Facing Life Calmly" ".
He Zhao opened it, and wrote seven words on the title page: Thank you boss, happy birthday.
"This birthday present?" When Xie Yu hung up the phone, He Zhao said with a book in his hand, "Who gave it to you? It's very thoughtful."
Xie Yu took a look: "The one in the bureau."
Zhou Dalei also specially wrapped the book and tied a bowknot around it with a red ribbon.
Xie Yu laughed again thinking of this, and added: "I almost broke my leg."
But He Zhao thought, he broke his leg.
No, it is still well preserved until now.
The kid just looks hard-hearted, but that's not the case at all.
After Xie Yu finished speaking, he suppressed his smile and threw the phone aside again.
Lei's mother talked a lot just now, and Zhou Dalei tried to grab the phone but failed. After the voices on the phone stopped abruptly, he suddenly found himself a little lost.
This kind of loss is like the few days when I just moved out of Heishui Street, I woke up every morning and subconsciously wanted to go to Wang Ma's for breakfast, but found that I could no longer hear the hawking outside the window.
Xie Yu thought about it and felt irritable again.
Normally, he might just "fuck" and it would be over, but He Zhao was sitting next to him.
This idiot was reading the book Facing Life Calmly, and when he read something interesting, he read it out to him: "Little friend, have you not read this book? I think it's quite useful... Your mind determines your strength, and your realm determines your superiority. Learn more, don't know how to deal with my family every day... No, do something to me. "
He Zhao swallowed the word domestic violence.
Xie Yu opened his mouth and called him, "Brother Chao."
He Zhaonian stopped halfway through.
Xie Yu didn't know how to put it, it felt hypocritical to say such a thing, and he was not in the habit of telling others, so he immediately regretted it when he opened his mouth.
So the two looked at each other for a long time, and Xie Yu said again: "It's nothing, I'll call you."
There was never a time when this man called him brother when he was idle. He Zhao remembered that the first time was at Liu Cunhao's birthday party, but he told him 'you provoked me' when he came back after calling him.
He Zhao: "It's nothing."
In fact, it's all a big deal.
I think about a time that I can't go back to, and those noisy, philistine, and vulgar voices.
When Xie Yu was speaking, one foot hung down, barefoot, and touched the floor.
A little cool.
"Then think about something else," He Zhao laughed, "For example...the present and the future of your Brother Chao."
When He Zhao said this, he was very serious, not at all as casual as usual, with his figure reflected in his eyes.
So serious that Xie Yu crashed into it unexpectedly.
Xie Yu acted like a ghost, and the moment he leaned over to kiss He Zhao's lips, he thought to himself, why not be so pretentious, why not do it directly.
As soon as they met each other, all thoughts disappeared from their minds.
He Zhao was afraid that he would hurt him again, so he controlled it at first, until Xie Yu hooked his tongue and touched his.
Just this time is not counted.
Xie Yu's hand undid the elastic band around his waist at some point. The waist of the school trousers was already loose, but after untiing it, he directly stretched it in.
Xie Yu's fingers were a little cold, and his knuckles were slightly bent. When he first touched it, he was probably burned by the temperature of that thing, and he paused for a while and didn't dare to move.
He Zhao let out a "fuck" sound, and lowered his hand, "You want to kill me, don't you?"
It was almost time to turn off the lights, and whistles started blowing outside the dormitory building.
When the two of them got out, the bedroom was completely dark, only the sound of each other's panting could be heard, and they hurriedly entangled together.
Xie Yu groped by the bedside based on his memory, and it took him a long time to find the package of tissues.
He Zhao took it over, intending to wipe it off for him, but Xie Yu almost kicked him out of bed before his hand touched it: "...Don't touch it."
He Zhao paused for a while, then asked again, "Sleep together?"
Xie Yu asked back, "Can you sleep with a stick?"
"..."
Think about it too.
The bed is too small, if you sleep together, you must stick to it.
Xie Yu sat up and reached out to press the switch of the rechargeable lamp by the bed.
Using the light, He Zhao saw that the sweater on the child's body had been rolled up above his lower abdomen, exposing half of his waist.Looking down, it is the baggy school pants that he opened just now.
He looked at it, couldn't help but lowered his head and touched Xie Yu's mouth: "Then I'll go back."
Xie Yu: "Go away."
This puts on the attitude of not recognizing people.
He Zhao smiled and let go of him.
He Zhaoren left, but the smell in the air did not dissipate for a long time.
In addition to the lamp, Xie Yu found that the screen of the mobile phone he threw on the bed just now was also on.
Messages bounced out one by one.
Thinking that it was He Zhao who sent something again, Xie Yu hooked up his phone, slid open the screen lock, and saw more than a dozen private messages from the game.
"..."
- Dear user [jsdhwdmaX] Hello, we are the organizer of the title king.
The notice reads succinctly: Dear user, your wait was not in vain, we are back again!
Xie Yu was stunned.
What come back, isn't it cold?
Forgot to uninstall it all the time, put it in the corner and never expected to be able to come back to life one day, Xie Yu stared at the notification for a long time, and then recalled the stupid thing he did during the summer vacation - staying up all night with a psychopath to compete for the first place.
Xie Yu hesitated for two seconds, and finally clicked in.
-Updating, please don't quit~
Probably because they found an investor again, the game even updated the question bank, adding new test questions from various universities in the past few months, even the test questions for the midterm exam of No. [-] Middle School.
Xie Yu glanced briefly, and found that the mode of brushing the questions has changed. Players are distinguished by bronze, silver, and gold, and props will be randomly dropped when brushing the questions, such as some hidden test papers that are not open to the public.
This kind of detailed setting makes the app more playable, and those who don't know really think it is an online game.
The game player exchange area is still the same, the few active Eddie before can't wait to set off firecrackers to celebrate.
"I love learning": I just knew that the enthusiasm for learning will never go out!
"For a better tomorrow": There is no day when the king of the question is competing for hegemony, and I can only read the test papers by myself, and I can't find anyone to accompany me during countless lonely nights.
"Top ten in grade": @英语课计人员, I have mastered the eighth grade vocabulary proficiently, come to PK.
……
"Thank you, Boss." Before Xie Yu could look carefully, Zhou Dalei came over as soon as he made a phone call, "I saw the one we played during the summer vacation when I was updating the game today, fuck it, revived?"
Da Lei's phone is full of games, which are automatically updated every day. It is estimated that there are too many games to manage, and the title king is just mixed in like that. When he was notified that the update was completed, he was also taken aback.
Xie Yu said ambiguously, "Ah."
Zhou Dalei stepped on slippers and sat on the plastic stool of the barbecue stand. The grill was behind him. The smell of smoke and barbecue wafted out along the wind. He took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it in his mouth: "This time I have entered the game hall, and I can enter with zero points."
Xie Yu: "Really."
Zhou Dalei said again: "There are grades... you know, bronze or something."
Xie Yu took a quick glance just now, and vaguely remembered what kind of king was in the level bar next to his user profile picture, so he asked casually, "Then what level are you?"
Zhou Dalei: "Me? Stubborn scrap iron."
"..."
"It's awesome. I only know bronze after playing games for so many years. I didn't expect there to be scrap iron. I've learned a lot."
Xie Yu laughed and asked again, "Where are you at the stall?"
"Yes." In the middle of speaking, Lei's mother bent over and dragged the food box. Thinking that Da Lei was in the way, she got up and kicked him again, almost kicking him off the stool.
The weather has cooled down a little bit recently, and it took a lot of effort to prepare the ingredients. When I am busy, I get angry easily. I usually think that my son is good everywhere. At this time, it is particularly unpleasant to look at: "Get out of here."
Zhou Dalei had nothing to do with this intermittent menopausal mother, and was about to walk to the side when Lei's mother wiped her hands again and asked, "Who are you talking to on the phone? Xiaoyu?"
"Let me tell him," Lei's mother snatched the phone without waiting for Da Lei's answer, "you go."
Mother Lei spoke to Xie Yu in a very nice tone, and Zhou Dalei felt that Boss Xie on the other end of the phone was like her own son.
When He Zhao opened the door and came in, Xie Yu was sitting on the bed, talking on the phone with his eyes lowered.
Xie Yu just took a shower and was wearing a sweater. Although the color is cool, but because the fabric looks soft, it makes the whole person look softer. Even his voice was soft: "Well, I know."
Lei's mother has a loud voice, even if she talks calmly with others, the volume can't be lowered: "Last time when you came back, Lei Zi's father and I were not at home, and we didn't see each other. When is the holiday, come and stay for a few days..."
Xie Yu's lower body was still the same pair of school trousers, loose fit, with a gray stripe on the side of the trouser legs, and the hem of the trousers was folded up in two, exposing a section of his ankle.
Hearing the movement at the door, Xie Yu raised his head, and then mouthed to He Zhao: close the door.
Mama Lei was talking about the new mahjong tournament on the block.
Although Xie Yu didn't do well in Heishui Street, Aunt Mei and the others were quite happy to take him out to harm others.Sometimes when I play poker with a new acquaintance and lose badly, I will ask Xie Yu to help me play a couple of rounds and get back my money.
He Zhao closed the door, shared a bed with Xie Yu, and waited for him to finish his phone call.
As Xie Yu listened, He Zhao suddenly came over and kissed him on the cheek.
Xie Yu: "...What are you doing?"
Lei's mother was halfway through speaking, when she heard the sudden sentence from the other side, she also stopped: "What?"
After He Chao made a fuss, he smiled and retreated to the right, leaning against the head of the bed and not disturbing him anymore.
Next to it was the desk. Taking advantage of Xie Yu's time on the phone, He Zhao flipped through it and found that besides the Rubik's Cube on the table, there were several books, one of which was titled "Improve Bad Temper, Facing Life Calmly" ".
He Zhao opened it, and wrote seven words on the title page: Thank you boss, happy birthday.
"This birthday present?" When Xie Yu hung up the phone, He Zhao said with a book in his hand, "Who gave it to you? It's very thoughtful."
Xie Yu took a look: "The one in the bureau."
Zhou Dalei also specially wrapped the book and tied a bowknot around it with a red ribbon.
Xie Yu laughed again thinking of this, and added: "I almost broke my leg."
But He Zhao thought, he broke his leg.
No, it is still well preserved until now.
The kid just looks hard-hearted, but that's not the case at all.
After Xie Yu finished speaking, he suppressed his smile and threw the phone aside again.
Lei's mother talked a lot just now, and Zhou Dalei tried to grab the phone but failed. After the voices on the phone stopped abruptly, he suddenly found himself a little lost.
This kind of loss is like the few days when I just moved out of Heishui Street, I woke up every morning and subconsciously wanted to go to Wang Ma's for breakfast, but found that I could no longer hear the hawking outside the window.
Xie Yu thought about it and felt irritable again.
Normally, he might just "fuck" and it would be over, but He Zhao was sitting next to him.
This idiot was reading the book Facing Life Calmly, and when he read something interesting, he read it out to him: "Little friend, have you not read this book? I think it's quite useful... Your mind determines your strength, and your realm determines your superiority. Learn more, don't know how to deal with my family every day... No, do something to me. "
He Zhao swallowed the word domestic violence.
Xie Yu opened his mouth and called him, "Brother Chao."
He Zhaonian stopped halfway through.
Xie Yu didn't know how to put it, it felt hypocritical to say such a thing, and he was not in the habit of telling others, so he immediately regretted it when he opened his mouth.
So the two looked at each other for a long time, and Xie Yu said again: "It's nothing, I'll call you."
There was never a time when this man called him brother when he was idle. He Zhao remembered that the first time was at Liu Cunhao's birthday party, but he told him 'you provoked me' when he came back after calling him.
He Zhao: "It's nothing."
In fact, it's all a big deal.
I think about a time that I can't go back to, and those noisy, philistine, and vulgar voices.
When Xie Yu was speaking, one foot hung down, barefoot, and touched the floor.
A little cool.
"Then think about something else," He Zhao laughed, "For example...the present and the future of your Brother Chao."
When He Zhao said this, he was very serious, not at all as casual as usual, with his figure reflected in his eyes.
So serious that Xie Yu crashed into it unexpectedly.
Xie Yu acted like a ghost, and the moment he leaned over to kiss He Zhao's lips, he thought to himself, why not be so pretentious, why not do it directly.
As soon as they met each other, all thoughts disappeared from their minds.
He Zhao was afraid that he would hurt him again, so he controlled it at first, until Xie Yu hooked his tongue and touched his.
Just this time is not counted.
Xie Yu's hand undid the elastic band around his waist at some point. The waist of the school trousers was already loose, but after untiing it, he directly stretched it in.
Xie Yu's fingers were a little cold, and his knuckles were slightly bent. When he first touched it, he was probably burned by the temperature of that thing, and he paused for a while and didn't dare to move.
He Zhao let out a "fuck" sound, and lowered his hand, "You want to kill me, don't you?"
It was almost time to turn off the lights, and whistles started blowing outside the dormitory building.
When the two of them got out, the bedroom was completely dark, only the sound of each other's panting could be heard, and they hurriedly entangled together.
Xie Yu groped by the bedside based on his memory, and it took him a long time to find the package of tissues.
He Zhao took it over, intending to wipe it off for him, but Xie Yu almost kicked him out of bed before his hand touched it: "...Don't touch it."
He Zhao paused for a while, then asked again, "Sleep together?"
Xie Yu asked back, "Can you sleep with a stick?"
"..."
Think about it too.
The bed is too small, if you sleep together, you must stick to it.
Xie Yu sat up and reached out to press the switch of the rechargeable lamp by the bed.
Using the light, He Zhao saw that the sweater on the child's body had been rolled up above his lower abdomen, exposing half of his waist.Looking down, it is the baggy school pants that he opened just now.
He looked at it, couldn't help but lowered his head and touched Xie Yu's mouth: "Then I'll go back."
Xie Yu: "Go away."
This puts on the attitude of not recognizing people.
He Zhao smiled and let go of him.
He Zhaoren left, but the smell in the air did not dissipate for a long time.
In addition to the lamp, Xie Yu found that the screen of the mobile phone he threw on the bed just now was also on.
Messages bounced out one by one.
Thinking that it was He Zhao who sent something again, Xie Yu hooked up his phone, slid open the screen lock, and saw more than a dozen private messages from the game.
"..."
- Dear user [jsdhwdmaX] Hello, we are the organizer of the title king.
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