Fake Slackers

When He Zhao got the test paper, he habitually scanned the questions from the beginning to the end. He had a rough idea of ​​the difficulty level of this set of questions in his heart, and then he started to write, directly drafting in the blank space of the test paper.

My mind was in a mess, and the words I wrote were also erratic.

He sat on the top step, and Xie Yu sat at the corner of the stairs. The two of them went up and down, facing each other.

He Zhao recalled what he had said to Xie Yu in the game under the title of "Question King" Eddie while he was drafting.

It seems that there are no good words.

He Zhao's brain reacted sluggishly, the tip of the pen touched the thin paper, and he didn't move after writing a square root of two.The ink gradually smudged, and after a while, he stared at the ball of black ink and remembered the most embarrassing sentence. He didn't know what to think, and said it: "...I will ask you three questions?"

Xie Yu's hat hadn't been taken off yet, it was covering his head, and he lowered his head. From He Zhao's angle, he could only see the bridge of his nose and chin. The corners of his mouth were pursed, and he seemed in a bad mood.

Can it be bad?

Holding the pen in his hand, Xie Yu felt that it was more likely that he met this idiot in a dream.Maybe it was a dream.

Xie Yu slowly breathed out on the topic: "Okay, you let me. I will let you ten."

He Zhao: "..."

The two slept in class and played games all day long, and single-handedly raised the average scores of the three classes so that the teachers in each subject wanted to jump off the cliff. The bottom of the grade who didn't even know which page to turn in the book was sitting in the corridor and uttering wild words .

Usually in school, the dialogue with the highest frequency is: Which topic is the teacher talking about?

-have no idea.

-Do you know this question?

-will not.

-I don't worry if you don't know how to do it. Then you finished copying your homework?

Now after the harsh words, I also feel a little dazed.

Xie Yu didn't choose the set of "College Entrance Examination Selection" that He Zhao brought over, and the difficulty was about the same. He tore a piece out casually, picked up the phone to check the time, and threw the phone on the ground after finishing it.

Half an hour, almost eleven o'clock.

Before seeing what He Zhao could answer, Xie Yu was still skeptical, even though there was an unbelievable idea in his heart that kept coming out.

He Chao wrote two questions in an erratic mood.

Holding the pen, the knuckles of the fingers are raised, looking at the ugly characters on the test paper that are so ugly that they fly up, and then change the pen from the right hand to the left hand in a daze.

It was not eleven o'clock when Xie Yu finished writing. Looking up, the idiot on the steps just stopped writing and put the test paper on his lap and looked at him.

The two looked at each other quietly for a while.

Xie Yu was carrying the test paper up the steps, and when he was going to get the one on He Zhao's lap, He Zhao pressed the test paper with one hand, and grabbed his wrist with the other hand, and said in a low voice, "Well, let me go horse?"

"Aren't you quite arrogant?" Xie Yu said, pulling the test paper out of his hand bit by bit, halfway through, he said, "Let go."

Xie Yu originally thought it was impossible, but when he saw the test paper... he was speechless.

Except for the first few lines of ugly characters, although the other characters on the test paper are still written wildly, they are fierce and vigorous, with a kind of unruly beauty, and they don't look like they were written by the same person as the previous few lines. of.

Xie Yu didn't know what to say, so he turned over the test paper and looked at it a few more times, making sure that he wasn't dazzled.

"I'm left-handed," He Zhao explained, feeling a little apprehensive, "but my right hand is not bad at writing, it's just that the style is different, and my right hand is more bold and free..."

He has been more fluent with his left hand since he was a child.However, the family consciously asked him to practice his right hand, and wanted to take advantage of the child's young age to be upright. After a long time, the "left" is not too obvious.

"Correct. It's shit."

Xie Yuxin said that this person came with Eddie, the title king, and it is not surprising that the handwriting suddenly became better, and the business ability can be called first-class.But he still couldn't express his anger, so he said after finishing speaking: "You may have some misunderstandings about bold and unrestrained."

The half-hour answering time is a bit tight, and He Zhao skipped a lot of steps in answering the questions. Three steps and one step, half of the large blank answering area was used. Calculate the answer in the draft area, and then directly tick the circle on the answer as the final step .

Xie Yuzai carefully looked at the first question, from the beginning to the end, and found that there was basically nothing wrong except that He Zhao made a typo and missed a decimal point when he calculated the last answer question.

He Zhao was also looking at him.

After a glance, I found that the first ten questions of my boyfriend were really empty.

It is very arrogant to say that ten questions will be allowed.

Looking down, each question is clear and concise.

He Zhao had seen that "God X" doing quizzes before, and his logical thinking couldn't fool anyone.Whether it's the choice of entry point or the habit of underlining and refining important conditions when doing the questions, they are all exactly the same as the test paper in front of you.

After checking the answers, even if you don't want to believe it anymore, the facts are right in front of you.

——At this moment, Xie Yu felt something rushing out of his mind uncontrollably.I can't describe that feeling, apart from being shocked, the most intuitive feeling is that the other person looks like an idiot, and I look even more like an idiot.

He Zhao opened his mouth, but before he could say anything, Xie Yu rolled up his sleeves and said, "I don't know what to say right now. Let's call for 10 minutes first."

He Zhao: "No, violence can't solve the problem, why don't we sit down calmly..."

"Have a good chat" before Xie Yu finished the four words, Xie Yu had already moved his hand.

He Zhao stood up with one hand on the steps, stepped back to the side, and before he could stand still, he was hit again.

Like the wind, without mercy.

The space in the corridor is small, and neither of them can use it. Although they are not serious, it is not a joke.Especially Xie Yu, a black water street fighter who would rub people on the ground if he couldn't solve anything since he was a child, and he would never talk nonsense if he could do it.

While being beaten, He Zhao said in his heart, my boyfriend, the way he does it without saying anything is so fucking cute.

Xie Yu was fierce at first, but gradually loosened his strength later on.Taking advantage of the situation, He Zhao pulled him into his arms, held the disobedient child down, and kissed him involuntarily.

The boy is tough and arrogant, but his lips are very soft.

Xie Yu leaned his back against the wall, his forehead was covered by a loose hoodie, and his vision was a little obstructed. The deepest sensation was the hand pinched on his waist by this man, and the man's hand between his lips and teeth, wanton and tough, with a Aggressive action.

Narrow corridors.

There were several people walking around on the lower floors, and the sound of footsteps slowly came up along the spiral staircase.

"I don't know what to say."

He Zhao didn't let go of him completely, his lips were as if away from the ground, especially when he opened and closed, he rubbed against Xie Yu's lips intentionally or unintentionally, and raised his hand to pull down the hat on Xie Yu's head little by little when speaking: "In this way, we Give me a kiss for 10 minutes first."

"roll."

After such a commotion, from meeting at the gate of Century City to seeing the other party's test paper with almost perfect marks, the feeling of being caught off guard gradually disappeared.

The two sat side by side on the stairs, organizing their own language.

Xie Yu wiped the corners of his mouth with his fingertips, he was so painful from being kissed by this man just now, he waited for a while before asking: "Do you have any cigarettes?"

"Kids can't smoke," He Zhao took out a lollipop with pink wrapping paper from his pocket, and he was so pissed off, he held the stick and asked, "... just make it up?"

Xie Yu took it over and removed the candy wrapper.

"What's the matter with you," Xie Yu said halfway through the teardown, recalling the study material that he put so much effort into sorting out not long ago, and said, "You fucking know that I'm sorting out that..."

He Zhao interrupted, "You are the second in grade, what's the matter with you?"

Mentioning those two study emails, Xie Yu stopped talking halfway through. Then he recalled the "Comprehensive Explanation of High School Textbooks" that inexplicably appeared on his desk back then, vaguely felt that something was wrong, and caught a clue.

"You bought the book?"

He Zhao pondered over the word "sorting out" and aftertaste: "You sent the email?"

"..."

Xie Yu didn't speak, but crumpled up the candy wrapper and held it in the palm of his hand.

Fuck, what is it all about.

Going around in a circle, it turned out that I was worrying blindly.

He Chao propped his palms on the steps, and was pinched by the edge of the steps. He suddenly wanted to laugh: "I thought...the main reason is that Wanda and the others analyzed it like that."

Xie Yu said: "It's like a fart, you can believe it if it's pulled like that."

The footsteps on the lower floors continued one after another, and now they finally stopped.

The corridor seemed a little empty.

He Zhao suppressed his smile, sat on the steps, looked down from above, cast his gaze down, was silent for a while, and then said, "Do you still remember, the last time I was eating at Dian Ji, the one I bumped into... was rubbish?" elder brother."

Xie Yu bit the candy with something in his mouth, and gave an inarticulate "um".

He Zhao thought that there would never be a day when he would take the initiative to speak out about that matter, so he could only keep it in his heart.

crushed.

Blocked, can't go up or down.

Actually it's been a few years.Many details have gradually become blurred, but whenever he thinks he can almost forget, he will always wake up sweating profusely one night.

After he finished that matter in one breath, he still didn't dare to look at Xie Yu's face.

My head is full of questions, will the children think that he is really bad, will they be disappointed in him, will they...

He Zhao thought about it, but he didn't realize that his palm had been pressed against the edge of the steps, and a mark had already appeared.

Xie Yu didn't say "it's okay, it's not your fault", nor did he say "you really did something wrong", neither blame nor comfort.

When He Zhao was getting more and more uncertain, Xie Yu held the thin plastic stick, took the candy out of his mouth, and handed it to He Zhao's mouth.

"Brother, do you want to eat?"

The author has something to say: He Zhao: Let everyone down, I am still alive.My kids are so cute.