Fake Slackers
Chapter 67
Two brand-new "Comprehensive Explanations of High School Textbooks", printed in red bold font on the cover: It doesn't matter if you have poor grades, choosing the right tutorial is the key to success!
Wanda finished copying the two questions, closed the exercise book, and was still struggling with He Zhao's bathing problem: "I found that the frequency of bathing with Brother Chao is quite strange. It was the same last time. Do you have a cleanliness..."
After he finished speaking, he remembered the four words Xie Yu replied to him earlier, "None of your business", and shut his mouth again.
Standing by the table, Xie Yu casually flipped through a few pages, and found that the words on the cover were really not just nonsense.
This set of tutorial books is not bad, and the knowledge points are explained thoroughly. From the book examples to the after-school exercises, there are detailed explanations. Follow its train of thought, and you can grasp the main points of each lesson.
"Who is it?" Xie Yu put his fingers on the pages of the book. He didn't see the signature. He felt that the two books looked suspicious, and wondered if someone accidentally put them in the wrong place. After asking, he added, "Take it away quickly."
Liu Cunhao was cleaning the blackboard, when he heard this, he turned his head with a rag and said, "What is it?"
Wanda, this man would go wherever he had something to do, and immediately ran over when he heard this, and sat in the empty seat in front of Xie Yu to watch: "Book? Brother Yu, isn't this yours?"
Xie Yu asked back, "Do you think this is mine?"
Wanda: "..."
That must not be like.
The two bottom masters in their class never did homework after class.The pile of books on the table looked like they were handed out at the beginning of school, and they are still the same now. They haven't been touched much, and they still look like new books.
Other than that, there is nothing more to do with learning.
Xie Yu's table was clean, and He Zhao occasionally had a few unthrown candy wrappers.
Every time the teacher gave a lecture, the two of them could not find the test papers, one was missing in the east and the other was missing in the west.Sometimes, if you are lucky, two people who lack the same needs can just make up, so they listen together.
Every time, the teachers of each subject were furious: "——what's the matter with you two, can you keep your test papers safe?"
"I was the first one to come, and I haven't seen anyone who has been in our class before." Liu Cunhao also felt that the possibility of misplacement was more likely, "I'll ask when everyone arrives later."
In the end, when the people arrived, Xie Yu went up to ask with two textbooks, but no one came out to claim them.
Liu Cunhao watched from below, and found that Xie Yu felt quite suitable to be the squad leader, full of deterrence.Standing on the podium and glancing down, the whole class immediately fell silent.
"I'll ask for the last time," Xie Yu said, "whose?"
Xu Qingqing shook her head: "Don't look at me, I don't know, it's not mine."
Luo Wenqiang bought a set a long time ago, and he had already made a lot of marks on that set of books with various markers. He also misled the topic while talking: "This set of books is very good, it is still the same as before. My tutor asked me to buy it, and I would like to sincerely thank everyone. You only need to read it for 1 minute, and you will fall in love with this set of textbooks just like me."
Xie Yu: "..."
He Zhao only entered the class when it was about to start.
When he walked to the back door, he saw a group of people gathered in the back row, chattering about something.
"What are you doing?" He Zhao curled up his fingers and knocked on the door, "...so lively in the morning."
Xie Yu had a headache from being quarreled by these people, and when he heard this, he put his hands on his forehead and turned to look behind him.
He Zhao wore a thin sweater under his school uniform jacket, his hair was not completely dry, and he was leaning against the door with a data cable in his hand.The cuffs were folded up twice, exposing half of the wrist.
The eyes of the two people met in the air for two seconds.
The eyes touched the other party, and the other voices in the ear suddenly became far away.
He Zhaoxin said it was only a weekend, why did it feel like so long had passed, this thought didn't last long, and then he heard Xie Yu say: "I don't know which idiot put two books on my desk."
He Zhao: "..."
"Brother Chao, do you know what's going on with this book?" Wanda raised her head and asked.
He Zhao: "Huh?"
Wanda added: "It is impossible for anyone to come to the classroom on weekends, and the doors and windows of our classroom are locked. How could there be two more books suddenly?"
Although the doors and windows of the classroom are locked, there is a window in the third class that is easy to loose even if it is locked, and can be opened manually by pushing it up.
He Zhao, who came in through the window to deliver books on weekends, coughed, not knowing what to say: "Ah..."
Wanda and the others guessed and guessed, but it was still the same routine: "It's either Old Tang or someone who has a crush on Brother Yu. I don't know what gift to give, and chocolates are not new enough. After much deliberation, there is only this book "High School Complete Explanation of Textbooks"..."
He Zhao: "..."
As Wanda talked, she felt that this routine seemed familiar, and she slapped her head: "Isn't this very similar to Brother Chao's email? It can't be a pair of sisters."
Xie Yu's forehead twitched.
Wanda hadn't had time to release all the emails and textbooks together for analysis, when the bell rang for class, and everyone had to go back to their seats.As soon as the bell rang, Old Tang walked in with a book and a stack of reading exercise papers.
He Zhao heaved a sigh of relief.
Xie Yu put the two textbooks aside casually.
"According to the results of your midterm exam, I found that you have lost a lot of marks in the reading questions. In today's class, we will do a few reading exercises and finish the lecture in class." Old Tang handed out the test paper and said, " You have to carefully review the questions, and when you encounter problems, think about why."
Xie Yu took the test paper passed by the students in the front row, handed it to He Zhao, and then pressed the test paper under his arm, ready to lie down and sleep for a while.
He Zhao touched him: "Old Xie."
Xie Yu: "What are you doing?"
He Zhao didn't know what to say, so he held his pen and said, "That's just... the book."
Xie Yu thought that He Zhao was jealous. This person usually can be jealous for a long time when he is playing a game, and he specifically told him not to play big adventure.
Xie Yu thought about it, and felt that he understood He Zhao's meaning: "I won't accept it."
He Zhao: "...then where are you going to put the book?"
Xie Yu decided to give his boyfriend a sense of security. Anyway, it's useless to keep things, and he can just pay back the money when the time comes: "Throw it away."
"..."
In the Chinese class, there were only three readings of modern texts. He Chao was Lao Tang's key observation object, and he would be picked up by Lao Tang to answer questions every now and then.
Xie Yu fell asleep for half a class, and when he opened his eyes again, he happened to hear Old Tang saying, "He Zhao, stand up and answer this question, why did the author cry, how did you answer it. "
He Zhao stood up, and before he could speak, Wanda and the others had already started laughing.
Old Tang: "You guys, what are you laughing at?"
Liu Cunhao boldly replied: "Let's laugh first."
He Chao lived up to Liu Cunhao's expectations at all, and analyzed the reasons for the author's tears from various angles, why the heart is too fragile, real men don't shed tears casually, and even considered the potential cause of eye disease.
"..."
After He Zhao finished speaking, the whole class was silent for a few minutes, and then burst into earth-shattering laughter: "Brother Chao, you have never let us down."
He Zhao: "It's too much to say."
Xie Yu pressed his temples, feeling a little desperate.
"You find time to come to my office," Old Tang was more desperate than Xie Yu, he was almost out of breath, took two sips of wolfberry tea, and then continued after a while, "Bring your papers when you come. "
As long as Old Tang said "find time to come here", they basically used the lack of time as an excuse.
It's okay, who wants to go to the teacher's office, as long as it can be delayed.They all hoped that it would last forever, maybe Old Tang would forget it when he was busy.
During the class break, He Zhao grabbed Luo Wenqiang's crispy noodles with a few boys in the next group. Luo Wenqiang almost jumped up and hit him: "You guys have had enough, if you take any more, you'll be gone."
He Zhao broke away and stretched out his hand to break away.
Luo Wenqiang: "Are you a bandit!"
He Chao said while breaking, "I'm still at the same table."
After Xie Yu finished a game, he just heard this sentence, stuffed his phone into his pocket, got up and walked over.
Luo Wenqiang thought that someone with a conscience finally came, so he cried out, "Brother Yu, help me."
Xie Yu pushed up his sleeves, and said to He Zhao, "You broke too much, I'll break it myself."
"..." Luo Wenqiang was shocked, "You two, bandits at the same table??"
He Zhao, who was supposed to go to the office, didn't go, but Wanda ran diligently.
Whenever there is any trouble, in order to get information, Master of Everything can even knock on the door with a question and pretend to ask the question.
As a result, every time Old Wu and the others saw him coming over with a question, they would jokingly ask, "Did you really come here to ask questions?"
"There will be a cultural performance in a while." Luo Wenqiang's crispy noodles had just been robbed for a round. Wanda came back from the office and stretched into the bag of crispy noodles while talking. We can prepare in advance, and we will strive to win at the starting line."
The art committee member of the third class is a girl who has danced since elementary school, and she was very excited when she heard the news: "Really?"
Wanda: "The school's anniversary will be in half a month, so we can't take it off."
As soon as the topic of the theatrical performance came out, the class became lively again, and only Luo Wenqiang was left saddened by the crumbs in the packaging bag.
Generally, for this kind of activity, more than a dozen people will be selected from each class to dance, sing and perform skits. The more people look at the strong aura, and they can't lose their aura if they lose anything.
The literary and art committee has already started picking people, He Zhao turned his head and asked, "Are you going, old Xie?"
Xie Yu said without thinking, "Impossible."
"Why don't you go?" He Zhao thought about the black nail polish, and the years when Xie Yu dominated the world with black nails. "You have experience, the one on your street..."
Xie Yu: "I advise you not to mention it, or I will beat you up."
Wanda finished copying the two questions, closed the exercise book, and was still struggling with He Zhao's bathing problem: "I found that the frequency of bathing with Brother Chao is quite strange. It was the same last time. Do you have a cleanliness..."
After he finished speaking, he remembered the four words Xie Yu replied to him earlier, "None of your business", and shut his mouth again.
Standing by the table, Xie Yu casually flipped through a few pages, and found that the words on the cover were really not just nonsense.
This set of tutorial books is not bad, and the knowledge points are explained thoroughly. From the book examples to the after-school exercises, there are detailed explanations. Follow its train of thought, and you can grasp the main points of each lesson.
"Who is it?" Xie Yu put his fingers on the pages of the book. He didn't see the signature. He felt that the two books looked suspicious, and wondered if someone accidentally put them in the wrong place. After asking, he added, "Take it away quickly."
Liu Cunhao was cleaning the blackboard, when he heard this, he turned his head with a rag and said, "What is it?"
Wanda, this man would go wherever he had something to do, and immediately ran over when he heard this, and sat in the empty seat in front of Xie Yu to watch: "Book? Brother Yu, isn't this yours?"
Xie Yu asked back, "Do you think this is mine?"
Wanda: "..."
That must not be like.
The two bottom masters in their class never did homework after class.The pile of books on the table looked like they were handed out at the beginning of school, and they are still the same now. They haven't been touched much, and they still look like new books.
Other than that, there is nothing more to do with learning.
Xie Yu's table was clean, and He Zhao occasionally had a few unthrown candy wrappers.
Every time the teacher gave a lecture, the two of them could not find the test papers, one was missing in the east and the other was missing in the west.Sometimes, if you are lucky, two people who lack the same needs can just make up, so they listen together.
Every time, the teachers of each subject were furious: "——what's the matter with you two, can you keep your test papers safe?"
"I was the first one to come, and I haven't seen anyone who has been in our class before." Liu Cunhao also felt that the possibility of misplacement was more likely, "I'll ask when everyone arrives later."
In the end, when the people arrived, Xie Yu went up to ask with two textbooks, but no one came out to claim them.
Liu Cunhao watched from below, and found that Xie Yu felt quite suitable to be the squad leader, full of deterrence.Standing on the podium and glancing down, the whole class immediately fell silent.
"I'll ask for the last time," Xie Yu said, "whose?"
Xu Qingqing shook her head: "Don't look at me, I don't know, it's not mine."
Luo Wenqiang bought a set a long time ago, and he had already made a lot of marks on that set of books with various markers. He also misled the topic while talking: "This set of books is very good, it is still the same as before. My tutor asked me to buy it, and I would like to sincerely thank everyone. You only need to read it for 1 minute, and you will fall in love with this set of textbooks just like me."
Xie Yu: "..."
He Zhao only entered the class when it was about to start.
When he walked to the back door, he saw a group of people gathered in the back row, chattering about something.
"What are you doing?" He Zhao curled up his fingers and knocked on the door, "...so lively in the morning."
Xie Yu had a headache from being quarreled by these people, and when he heard this, he put his hands on his forehead and turned to look behind him.
He Zhao wore a thin sweater under his school uniform jacket, his hair was not completely dry, and he was leaning against the door with a data cable in his hand.The cuffs were folded up twice, exposing half of the wrist.
The eyes of the two people met in the air for two seconds.
The eyes touched the other party, and the other voices in the ear suddenly became far away.
He Zhaoxin said it was only a weekend, why did it feel like so long had passed, this thought didn't last long, and then he heard Xie Yu say: "I don't know which idiot put two books on my desk."
He Zhao: "..."
"Brother Chao, do you know what's going on with this book?" Wanda raised her head and asked.
He Zhao: "Huh?"
Wanda added: "It is impossible for anyone to come to the classroom on weekends, and the doors and windows of our classroom are locked. How could there be two more books suddenly?"
Although the doors and windows of the classroom are locked, there is a window in the third class that is easy to loose even if it is locked, and can be opened manually by pushing it up.
He Zhao, who came in through the window to deliver books on weekends, coughed, not knowing what to say: "Ah..."
Wanda and the others guessed and guessed, but it was still the same routine: "It's either Old Tang or someone who has a crush on Brother Yu. I don't know what gift to give, and chocolates are not new enough. After much deliberation, there is only this book "High School Complete Explanation of Textbooks"..."
He Zhao: "..."
As Wanda talked, she felt that this routine seemed familiar, and she slapped her head: "Isn't this very similar to Brother Chao's email? It can't be a pair of sisters."
Xie Yu's forehead twitched.
Wanda hadn't had time to release all the emails and textbooks together for analysis, when the bell rang for class, and everyone had to go back to their seats.As soon as the bell rang, Old Tang walked in with a book and a stack of reading exercise papers.
He Zhao heaved a sigh of relief.
Xie Yu put the two textbooks aside casually.
"According to the results of your midterm exam, I found that you have lost a lot of marks in the reading questions. In today's class, we will do a few reading exercises and finish the lecture in class." Old Tang handed out the test paper and said, " You have to carefully review the questions, and when you encounter problems, think about why."
Xie Yu took the test paper passed by the students in the front row, handed it to He Zhao, and then pressed the test paper under his arm, ready to lie down and sleep for a while.
He Zhao touched him: "Old Xie."
Xie Yu: "What are you doing?"
He Zhao didn't know what to say, so he held his pen and said, "That's just... the book."
Xie Yu thought that He Zhao was jealous. This person usually can be jealous for a long time when he is playing a game, and he specifically told him not to play big adventure.
Xie Yu thought about it, and felt that he understood He Zhao's meaning: "I won't accept it."
He Zhao: "...then where are you going to put the book?"
Xie Yu decided to give his boyfriend a sense of security. Anyway, it's useless to keep things, and he can just pay back the money when the time comes: "Throw it away."
"..."
In the Chinese class, there were only three readings of modern texts. He Chao was Lao Tang's key observation object, and he would be picked up by Lao Tang to answer questions every now and then.
Xie Yu fell asleep for half a class, and when he opened his eyes again, he happened to hear Old Tang saying, "He Zhao, stand up and answer this question, why did the author cry, how did you answer it. "
He Zhao stood up, and before he could speak, Wanda and the others had already started laughing.
Old Tang: "You guys, what are you laughing at?"
Liu Cunhao boldly replied: "Let's laugh first."
He Chao lived up to Liu Cunhao's expectations at all, and analyzed the reasons for the author's tears from various angles, why the heart is too fragile, real men don't shed tears casually, and even considered the potential cause of eye disease.
"..."
After He Zhao finished speaking, the whole class was silent for a few minutes, and then burst into earth-shattering laughter: "Brother Chao, you have never let us down."
He Zhao: "It's too much to say."
Xie Yu pressed his temples, feeling a little desperate.
"You find time to come to my office," Old Tang was more desperate than Xie Yu, he was almost out of breath, took two sips of wolfberry tea, and then continued after a while, "Bring your papers when you come. "
As long as Old Tang said "find time to come here", they basically used the lack of time as an excuse.
It's okay, who wants to go to the teacher's office, as long as it can be delayed.They all hoped that it would last forever, maybe Old Tang would forget it when he was busy.
During the class break, He Zhao grabbed Luo Wenqiang's crispy noodles with a few boys in the next group. Luo Wenqiang almost jumped up and hit him: "You guys have had enough, if you take any more, you'll be gone."
He Zhao broke away and stretched out his hand to break away.
Luo Wenqiang: "Are you a bandit!"
He Chao said while breaking, "I'm still at the same table."
After Xie Yu finished a game, he just heard this sentence, stuffed his phone into his pocket, got up and walked over.
Luo Wenqiang thought that someone with a conscience finally came, so he cried out, "Brother Yu, help me."
Xie Yu pushed up his sleeves, and said to He Zhao, "You broke too much, I'll break it myself."
"..." Luo Wenqiang was shocked, "You two, bandits at the same table??"
He Zhao, who was supposed to go to the office, didn't go, but Wanda ran diligently.
Whenever there is any trouble, in order to get information, Master of Everything can even knock on the door with a question and pretend to ask the question.
As a result, every time Old Wu and the others saw him coming over with a question, they would jokingly ask, "Did you really come here to ask questions?"
"There will be a cultural performance in a while." Luo Wenqiang's crispy noodles had just been robbed for a round. Wanda came back from the office and stretched into the bag of crispy noodles while talking. We can prepare in advance, and we will strive to win at the starting line."
The art committee member of the third class is a girl who has danced since elementary school, and she was very excited when she heard the news: "Really?"
Wanda: "The school's anniversary will be in half a month, so we can't take it off."
As soon as the topic of the theatrical performance came out, the class became lively again, and only Luo Wenqiang was left saddened by the crumbs in the packaging bag.
Generally, for this kind of activity, more than a dozen people will be selected from each class to dance, sing and perform skits. The more people look at the strong aura, and they can't lose their aura if they lose anything.
The literary and art committee has already started picking people, He Zhao turned his head and asked, "Are you going, old Xie?"
Xie Yu said without thinking, "Impossible."
"Why don't you go?" He Zhao thought about the black nail polish, and the years when Xie Yu dominated the world with black nails. "You have experience, the one on your street..."
Xie Yu: "I advise you not to mention it, or I will beat you up."
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