Fake Slackers

Email title: Sprint for the college entrance examination and get rid of low scores.

He Zhao put down his pen; he glanced at the sender, he didn't recognize him, the new number was low-level, and he wasn't a friend.

His first reaction was spam.

When school first started, He Zhao left his parents' phone number and He Zhao left his own number.

I don’t know where to get the student materials for those training courses, and I can receive several harassing text messages every so often. After all kinds of exams, big and small, these advertisements are bombarded like crazy: Parents of classmate He Chao, you Okay, we are the XXX college entrance examination sprint class. We have already learned about your child's grades in school. We sincerely recommend our [-]-day improvement class to you, with one-on-one guidance from famous teachers...

At the gate of the No. [-] Middle School, various education and training institutions often come to distribute small leaflets, and they even pull people to do questionnaires every now and then.

He met Xie Yu once when he went out to eat with Xie Yu.

A few people stood at the intersection with watches and looked around. When they saw someone coming out of the corner restaurant, they greeted them: "Hello, classmate, can you..."

Xie Yu opened his mouth and gave him two words: "No."

"..."

Those few people were stunned for a while, probably never encountered such a thing.

When they recovered, they still refused to give up and tried to say: "That's right, we are..."

"I don't want to know," Xie Yu said, "Can you make way? It's in the way."

He Zhao wanted to laugh when he thought of this, and said to himself, his children should be the type of salesman who has the most headaches.

Don't even give others a chance to say the whole thing.

Very cold.

Clicking in with the mood of watching a garbage advertisement, He Zhao found that it was different from the [-]-day improvement class he had imagined.

——It’s really a study material email.

The kind without a word of advertisement.

There are several sections divided by subjects, all of which are important test points. The content of the whole document is quite concise and the thinking is clear. There is no nonsense in the whole article.

He Zhao glanced roughly, but didn't see any problems, it looked like it was for poor students to supplement their foundation.

In summary, this is a pretty perfect explanation of basic knowledge.

Xie Yu briefly sorted out the main points of each subject for He Zhao overnight, and was about to go to bed, when his head hit the pillow, the class broke out again.

The phone rang several times by the bedside.

[He Chao]: @V=s*h, school committee, what are you doing?

[V=s*h]: I am reciting English words.

[Luo Wenqiang]: School committee, this is the point, are you still fighting?

[V=s*h]: It’s still early, did you guys go to bed so early, I can’t sleep, and the more I look at it, the more refreshed I am.

[Luo Wenqiang]: Okay, no need to go on.The cow batch is still your cow batch.

[He Zhao]: No, I mean what are you doing emailing me in the middle of the night.

Xue Xisheng had no idea what happened.

[V=s*h]: What email?

[He Zhao]: Learning materials.

[V=s*h]:?

[He Zhao]: What do you mean by sending a question mark, isn't it you?

A mysterious study material made the class group of the second and third grades of high school feel like they had been beaten with chicken blood. This group of people stayed up most of the night and their brains were blown out. Looking at the screenshots taken by He Zhao, they imagined.

[Liu Cunhao]: Could it be Lao Wu?

[Xu Qingqing]: Impossible, Lao Wu doesn't need to use a trumpet, he can just post it and it's over.

[Liu Cunhao]: Or just ask directly? @吴正师

Excluding the school committee and math teacher, I can't think of anyone else in the class who would do this.

[Wanda]: Then, could this be the case...

In the end, they figured out an infatuated girl who had been secretly in love with He Chao for many years, couldn't ask for it, liked him to the death, and silently followed him.

[Xu Qingqing]: That must be the case, and from this information, it can also be seen that this girl has good academic performance and strong logic. For example, the explanation of this sample question is methodical.

[Wanda]: Yes, yes, yes, the love that is usually accumulated in my heart, finally spewed out on this thought-provoking night!

[He Zhao]: Ah, is that so?

"..." Xie Yu lay on the bed, pressing his forehead with one hand, not knowing whether he was scolding He Zhao or himself, he opened his mouth and choked out three words, "You idiot."

After Xu Qingqing and the others jointly analyzed it, this tortuous and bizarre secret love story is really quite plausible.

Xie Yu's information has not been sorted out yet, and what was sent out today is only the basic part. Although I am a little speechless about the excess imagination of the people in Class [-], what needs to be sorted out still needs to be sorted out.

The sample questions and knowledge points in the basic version are not enough at all, and they are still far from the level required for the college entrance examination.

The next day, Xie Yu got up and sorted out another copy.

According to the previous document, those sections are still there, but some very typical trap questions are sorted out, and various different examination methods for a knowledge point are listed respectively.

"Why do you stay in the room all day?" Near noon, Ms. Gu knocked on the door, "Come down for dinner."

After Ms. Gu finished shouting, Xie Yu said while typing on the keyboard: "Got it."

Gu Xuelan sighed: "I know, I know, I don't think you can understand it at all."

Ms. Gu muttered through the door for a while, Xie Yu finished saving the file, clicked on the mailbox, and sent it to He Zhao using the penguin account from yesterday.

[Sent successfully].

During the meal, Gu Xuelan still didn't let go of the topic just now: "What are you doing in the closed room."

Xie Yu put chopsticks and spare ribs in Gu Xuelan's bowl, and said casually, "Study."

"You don't do this."

After Xie Yu finished picking up the ribs, he picked up chopsticks and vegetables for himself, and didn't say anything else.

This kid is like this every time. Although he doesn't study much, he likes to make excuses by studying.

He said that he would not come back on weekends, so he had to stay in school and concentrate on his revision. As a result, the monthly exam was the second last in the whole grade, and he didn't know what he had reviewed.

Gu Xuelan thought about it, and thought to herself, forget it.If we continue to talk about this topic, we won't be able to eat well.

After Xie Yu had finished his meal, he went upstairs and was about to exit the Penguin account when he accidentally saw a small red dot on the mailbox.

Xie Yu clicked in, it was a new email.

Six words in the email subject: Don't love me, no result.

Sender, He Zhao.

"..."

Not to mention the content in the email, it's all about "I already have a partner".

-I have a very good relationship with my partner.

- This classmate, although I don't know who you are, I hope you understand that it is impossible between me and you.

- do you know what i mean

It seems that this person really listened to what Xu Qingqing and the others said yesterday.

Xie Yu sat in front of the computer, facing the rejection letter for a long time, not knowing how to react.

"Fuck," Xie Yu moved his fingers, closed the page, and said to himself, "...I'm your date."

He Zhao was usually so annoying that Xie Yu wanted to blacklist him, but this weekend it subsided for a while.

Xie Yu went for a walk with Ms. Gu in the nearby park after dinner. She didn't have much to talk about, so she casually mentioned something about the class. Ms. Gu was quite happy to hear it.

It was already past one o'clock in the afternoon when he received a call from He Zhao.

"It took me a long time to call you." He Zhao's voice was a little mixed, and it should be outside, "I'm afraid you didn't get up."

Just as Xie Yu entered the room, he leaned against the door and said, "What kind of species do you think I am, I need to sleep until now."

"pig?"

"You're a fucking pig."

"All right," He Zhao said, "I'm a pig."

The two chatted for a while, and Xie Yu vaguely heard someone from He Chao say: "...68 yuan, cash or Alipay?"

He Zhaozheng was talking on the phone with his mobile phone, unable to scan the QR code, he touched his pocket and said, "Cash, take a bag by the way. Thank you."

Xie Yu waited for him to pay before asking, "Are you outside?"

"Well," He Zhao stood in the bookstore. On the counter were two "Comprehensive Explanations of High School Textbooks." After shopping around for most of the day, he carefully selected after-school tutoring books for his boyfriend, and said vaguely, "...Go out and buy something. "

Xie Yu thought that He Chao mostly bought food at convenience stores and the like. There were relatively few students staying at school on weekends in No. [-] Middle School, and the cafeteria only opened a small window for them. There were not many dishes, and the taste must be incomparable to the ones at home. .

Those who stay in school either choose to go out to eat, or buy some instant noodles and snacks to cope.

The clerk found the change, packed the book and handed it to him in twos and twos.

He Zhao pushed the door out with the plastic bag in hand, looked down at the red string around his wrist, and asked Xie Yu, "Are you still wearing the bracelet?"

Xie Yu also looked down, the red string was still hanging on his wrist, and the red bean engraved with the letter Z was just on the raised joint: "Wear it, what are you doing?"

"If you don't do anything, just ask."

Although the two are not together now, it is very strange that they are suddenly very close to each other along the red line.

It even feels like breathing the same air as the other person.

The two-day weekend passed quickly, and it was Monday again in a blink of an eye.

Waiting for the bus back to school, Xie Yu looked at the time, it happened to be the time when the bell rang for Jing Zhong Pao Guo to wake up, thinking of this, he thought of Director Jiang's non-stop inspirational broadcast every morning, and every morning, the dormitory was full of The sound of howling.

Xie Yu thought about it, and then called He Zhao.

"are you awake."

"Can you sleep?" He Zhaogang was woken up by the radio, his voice was hoarse, and he sat up and asked, "Have you got in the car? What time will you be there?"

When Xie Yu was leaving the house, Ms. Gu stuffed a can of milk into his hand, and told him to drink it in the car to replenish his nutrition.The milk is hot, and he said while biting the straw, "...in half an hour."

Xie Yu's voice was quite slurred, and the ending sound lacked strength and seemed a bit soft.

He Zhao asked, "What do you eat?"

Xie Yu: "Drink milk."

"..."

Feeling that these two words sounded very strange, Xie Yu added: "Milk."

As a result, He Zhao said "fuck me" on the opposite side.

Xie Yu: "Are you sick?"

He Zhao: "Morning erection is considered a disease."

Boys are prone to certain physiological reactions in the morning, so He Zhao imagined how the children were obediently drinking milk, and blamed himself for it.

When Xie Yu arrived in the classroom, He Zhao hadn't come yet.

Wanda and the others had arrived long ago and got together to copy their homework. They didn't dare to leave blank the questions they didn't know. They had to copy a few steps. When Xie Yu came in, he raised his head and greeted him: "Brother Yu, it's so early...Brother Chao?" ?”

Xie Yu said as he walked to the back row: "He, take a shower."

Wanda: "Take a shower at this time?"

Xie Yu wanted to say something more, but when he walked to the desk and saw the two "Comprehensive Explanations of High School Textbooks" placed in the middle of his desk, he fell silent: "..."

What the hell is this?