Fake Slackers

"What's wrong with the middle-aged and elderly dance competition," He Zhao said, "That's pretty cool, most people don't have this kind of opportunity yet."

Xie Yu looked at him, slowly pushed up the cuff, and moved his wrist joints a few times: "Are you sure you want to continue this topic?"

The implication is very obvious, and if you continue to fucking say it, you will die on the spot.

He Zhao continued to ask, "Did you make a big splash when you played?"

"Did you win the prize?"

"..."

Liu Cunhao and the others were signing up and discussing song selection by the way. Before they finished discussing, they heard a "bang" from the back row.

The sound of kicking tables and chairs was very familiar.

"Oh," Liu Cunhao looked back and said calmly, "Leave them alone, let's continue."

Luo Wenqiang scratched his hair and muttered: "Is it my illusion? I feel that the number of fights between the two of them seems to have decreased recently."

And as long as these two people stay together, there seems to be a barrier separating them from all the noise around them.

It's a very subtle feeling, and I can't tell what's wrong.

Xie Yu was not ambiguous at all when he said that he was superior. He Zhao took a few hits before he grabbed his wrist, and almost stepped on a chair when he stepped back: "You really beat me."

Then he added in a low voice: "Boyfriend beat me too?"

Xie Yu bent down to help the chair that fell on the ground, and pushed it to the side so as not to affect his performance: "You want to be beaten."

During the lunch break at noon, Old Tang came over to hand out his homework and brought over the news about the program preparation.

"Let me tell you something about the school celebration next month. I believe Wanda has already told you about it," Old Tang said. The audience burst into laughter, but he was helpless. Everyone actively sign up to see if we make a sketch or something else——Xu Jing, you take charge."

The literary and art committee member was called and raised his hand and said, "Good teacher."

Xie Yu has no interest in theatrical performances, and dancing on stage has left a strong mark in his life, and it can be included in the top three of the top ten embarrassing moments in life.

When Old Tang spoke, he was lying on the table and sleeping, and he didn't notice that the art committee stared at him and He Zhao for a long time.

Selfishly, Xu Jing wanted these two to take the lead.

After all, the effect of the third class of facades going up to support the stage is absolutely shocking.

And when the time comes, the leaders in the audience will rate the programs of each class. Since I participated, I definitely want to come back with the first place.

"Will He Chaohui be willing to participate?"

After Old Tang left, six or seven of them gathered in a small circle. After Xu Jing finished asking, Liu Cunhao patted the table and said, "That's for sure. You don't need to ask about it. Look at Brother Chao, the light is shining brightly, and the waves are rising on the flat ground. Where are you?" It's all his stage."

Xu Jing asked again: "What about Xie Yu?"

Liu Cunhao stopped talking.

Luo Wenqiang thought about it: "This... this is a bit difficult. How about you change someone else? Look at me. My limbs are quite coordinated."

Wanda: "It's not just big, think about which cemetery you want to bury after you die."

Several people discussed for a long time, until the class was approaching, they went downstairs to the playground to line up one after another, but they didn't discuss any results.

Physical education class was still a free activity, and the basketball team didn't welcome He Zhao, so they didn't say anything and didn't take him to play together, so this person went to Xu Qingqing's to grab two badminton rackets and brought them back: "Xie, do you want to play?"

Xie Yu stretched out his hand to take a racket, thinking that it was just badminton, straight to the point, no matter how much He Chao plays, he shouldn't be able to do anything wrong: "Go to the gymnasium?"

"See if there is still room," He Zhao said, "If it doesn't work, you can fight outside."

There are a lot of people in the gymnasium, badmintons are flying all over the sky, and there are many people sitting in the vacant rest areas on both sides.Xie Yu took the racket and walked to the innermost side before finding an empty seat.

The two stood side by side.

He Zhao unzipped his coat and first verbally demonstrated his strength.

Just after bragging, Xie Yu made a ruthless smash and flew towards him in a diagonal direction: "Stop talking nonsense."

Xu Qingqing couldn't find a place to play, so she sat on the side and was dragged by the literary and art committee to choose songs.

The style of the three songs is very hot, the kind that can blow up the school when they come out.

"Listen, which one do you like," Xu Jing said again, "Wanda and the others think the second one is better, I plan to decide on the song today. Ah, I really want to call Xie Yu into the group... But I dare not."

Xu Qingqing couldn't make a choice, she muttered "I think it's all good, it's okay", she vaguely heard the people around her discussing, she pulled out her earphones, looked up and saw two players playing in the corner boss.

Although they were standing a little bit off, but at a glance, these two stood out the most.

During the last autumn outing, the few of them joked that anyone could get lost, and brother Chao Yu from their class would never be lost, as they could be recognized just by looking at their backs.

Many people around were also looking over there, covering their mouths and whispering, "Super handsome."

After shouting 'handsome' a few times, someone said, "But they fought so hard."

Xie Yu's badminton is like beating someone, especially when he jumps up and smashes, the fierce feeling is carried by the wind.

He Zhao was unprepared at first, and was almost killed by his smash.Thanks to his quick reaction, after judging the ball's landing point, he quickly took a few steps back to catch it.

The two people come and go, and the range of movements is getting bigger and bigger.

Especially Xie Yu, he was beaten to death.

"Fuck," He Zhao became serious when he was provoked by Xie Yu's attitude, he simply took off his coat and threw it on the ground, "That's fierce, kid."

"Okay."

The indoor air circulation is not good, Xie Yu felt a little stuffy, raised his hand to pull down the zipper of the school uniform, and said, "It's better than you."

In the past, Da Lei and the others were not used to playing with him. Every time they shouted: "Are you playing or fighting? Do you understand how to cooperate? We are a team. Thank you boss, I will call you next time I am a dog."

But after a good night's sleep, the scar healed and he forgot the pain, and the next day Pidiandian came with the ball: "Let's go, let's play. I have an appointment with the Little Tigers from the next street, and we will fight to the death today."

Among the children of the same age in this block, there are fixed teams.I probably watched too many movies, and I also like to give myself a particularly shameful name.

What Little Tigers, Black Bulls.

In the middle of the fight, Xie Yu's back was sweating a little. He took off his jacket, and while He Zhao was picking up the ball, he bent over halfway, grabbed his collar and fanned the wind.

Xie Yu's thin sweater was loose in style, and when he raised his hand to catch the ball, the fabric dented along with the momentum, vaguely drawing out the outline of his waist.

Following He Zhao's angle, one can see this man's thin collarbone, and go down along the collarbone...

He was still waiting for He Zhao to throw the ball over, then he heard He Zhao say after picking up the ball, "I won't hit it anymore."

Xie Yu's fingers were still on the collar, and he didn't react: "Huh?"

He Zhao said, "You fouled."

Foul ass.

Where is the foul.

Xie Yu didn't understand, He Zhao had already called Xu Qingqing to take the seat: "Brother Qing, do you have no place to play, come here."

Xu Qingqing and Xu Jing walked over with rackets.

Xu Jing was still thinking about the program. When she saw Xie Yu, she plucked up the courage and asked, "Well, classmate Xie, our class is going to have a program. I hope you can participate. You can put forward any conditions, and the C position is also welcome." no problem……"

Xie Yu was getting dressed and just put on his clothes.

He didn't have any impression of this girl, even after school had started for so long, he couldn't remember her name.

But the girl looked at him with a serious and expectant gaze, a pair of transparent and shining eyes without impurities.

A little timid, but still standing in front of him, trying to speak the whole sentence.

Xu Qingqing stood by He Zhao's side, seeing that Xu Jing actually went up to ask, she was surprised and said, "Brother Yu has such a temper, quietly going up to seek death, even if you think about it, you know it's impossible."

But He Zhao smiled and said, "Not necessarily."

What Xie Yu and Xu Jing said, they were too far away to hear clearly, only to see Xie Yu zip up and walk over holding a badminton racket.

Xie Yu threw the racket into He Zhao's arms: "Let's go."

He Zhao took it and waved to Xu Qingqing, "Brother Qing is gone."

After waving her hand in a daze, Xu Qingqing walked forward, leaned against the net fence in the middle and asked, "How is it? What did Brother Yu say?"

Xu Jing didn't come back to her senses, she didn't answer, she just said, "Why don't you just pinch me?"

Does that mean you agreed?

Xu Jing: "It's kind of agreed, although he agreed very coldly, he told me 'whatever'."

The list of members of the third class participating in the program was quickly handed over to Lao Tang. Lao Tang emphasized several times that the emphasis was on participation, and the ranking was not important. Then they began to rehearse in a hurry during the recess time.

This group of people has a common problem. Although they don't dance very well, they are very intoxicated, and they all feel that they are too cool and handsome.

What's more, with He Chao taking the lead, the classroom immediately changed into a stage.

Only Xie Yu sat on the desk, and after memorizing the movements, he didn't move any more. Seeing this group of people going crazy.

He Zhao finished the fight and stood beside Xie Yu.

Xie Yu held a bottle of water in his hand, and handed him the mineral water he had just drunk: "The king of the stage, why don't you dance?"

He Zhao directly poured a few sips into his mouth, raised his hand and wiped the corners of his mouth and said, "This group of people grows too fast, it's so damning that the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead."

Xie Yu thought it was too noisy just now, so he plugged earphones into his ears, but now that he took them off, he realized that this group of people has completely inherited He Chao's mantle, and the stage is where there are audiences.

Liu Cunhao: "Please call us the Universe Invincible Handsome Boys Group!"

Wanda: "Friends here, let me see your hands!"

Luo Wenqiang: "Not enough! Scream louder!"

"..."

Old Wu came in with the teaching aids, was taken aback by the trio, thought he was in the wrong class, paused for a moment and then went back, confirming that the sign on the door was the second and third grades of senior high school: "What are you doing? Debut, return to the Universe Invincible Handsome Boys Group."

During class time, everyone collected their thoughts and listened to the class honestly.

After finishing a section, Lao Wu thought of something when he was assigning homework, and picked up the chalk again: "This knowledge point, there is an expansion question, I will explain it to you, although you may not understand it, let it be if you don't understand it Ah, don’t be persistent, just take what you can get.”

Xie Yu looked up at the blackboard, and found that the question types were mixed with other knowledge points, and the idea of ​​the questions was quite novel.

Most of the students lowered their heads after a few glances and gave up on this question directly.

After Xie Yu finished reading the topic, he was planning to type up a draft in the memo on his mobile phone, when he accidentally discovered that He Zhao, who had been playing games the whole class, was looking up at the blackboard.

He Zhao was still holding his phone, and the game interface stopped. The character named "He Shuai" on the screen was slashed by the boss and lost a tube of blood.