Fake Slackers

"..."

"A fight?"

Xie Yu casually hummed "Yeah", and walked two steps forward as he said that, the stick touched the ground, and when he walked, it made a scratching sound on the concrete floor.

Zhou Dalei, who was not ready for a fight: "..."

Xie Yu is a person who can start a fight. Zhou Dalei has fought since he was a child. Without this master, the fight would have been impossible.

Every time Xie Yu stood in such a scene full of gunpowder, sometimes he didn't even need to speak, just looked at the other person, and made the other person spontaneously feel a kind of: "Okay, do you want to fight? Do you want to fight?" It's not that you look down on me!Do you think I can't beat you!

Thinking of this, Zhou Dalei stretched out his hand to pull Xie Yu: "Boss Xie, you...at least wait for me to find a handy tool."

Xie Yu handed over the stick in his hand, anyway, he can fight hand-to-hand later: "Now you have it."

"..."

Xie Yu was too conspicuous, and the group of people standing opposite them couldn't hold back. They noticed that there was a boy in the group of Guangmao who seemed to be trying to play tricks, and began to scold at the top of his throat: "Okay, today's account will be paid by us. Just do the math with you, Sister Mei, we usually respect you as the big sister in this area, that's all because of you, you really take yourself seriously—"

"Your mother, why are you talking nonsense with them?" The leader shook the cigarette ash, and walked in a straight shape, "I came here today to smash Guangzhou Trade Center!"

When He Zhao heard this, the thought in his mind was "I will surprise the kid when I see him later, I am a model of the boyfriend world, the kid will be so touched when I show up gorgeously, and then we two will hold hands and walk on the road Take a stroll romantically" the idea was instantly dispelled.

He Zhao squatted on an unfamiliar street corner, staring at the residential area of ​​different heights in front of him, and noticed the word "Guangmao".

Xin said, children's days of fighting and killing are really exciting.

Xie Yu hung up the phone, walked to the front, and asked in a low voice, "Who are you and what are you doing?...This year's gangsters can't do it."

Xie Yu listened for half a circle, and this group of people talked a lot of nonsense, and didn't hear a single word of really useful information. I don't know what they gathered here to make a fuss about.He had been patient to hear if they would say something new next time, but this group of people kept repeating their greetings and greetings to other people's eighteenth generation ancestors, and there were only a few dirty words in their stomachs over and over again.

"It's just a group of bastards, it's very annoying. I'm so fucking stupid..." Xu Yanmei just smoked a cigarette, her voice was still hoarse, she subconsciously wanted to swear, but she stopped halfway through the swearing , turned his head and stared at Xie Yu, "What are you doing, I still want to ask you what you want to do? Lei Zi, you quickly drag him back."

Zhou Dalei stood on the side, said without thinking, "I can't pull it."

Xu Yanmei: "..."

To put it simply, Xu Yanmei had a few truckloads of goods to unload a few days ago, and Guangmao didn't have enough manpower, so she asked the manager to find someone to come over. Unclean come to work.

In the end, after unloading, when I counted things, I found that the number was wrong.

Before they settled the score with them, this group of people came over to bite back, and Lai refused to leave downstairs of the Guangzhou Trade Center, saying that you wronged good people, poured dirty water on them, and wanted to blackmail a sum of spiritual compensation.

It sounds ridiculous.

But this kind of thing happens almost every day in this place.

The general culture is low and the public security is chaotic. After dropping out of school, many people would rather hang out on the streets to make some "like-minded" friends. Although small gangs and cliques can't make a big difference, there are also many random forces.

It is impossible to work part-time for a lifetime.

I also thought that I was on the road, and I felt very cool about myself.

Xu Yanmei's stalemate with them for so long is because she doesn't want to get serious with them. I don't know if it's because she's getting older and has become more and more merciless. Qun Erbi is the one who doesn't shed tears without seeing the coffin.

Taking advantage of Xie Yu's inattention, Xu Yanmei secretly threw away the small piece of cigarette butt in her hand, stood up and said, "Damn, I can't take it anymore."

"I want to blackmail my mother," Xu Yanmei said again, "to repay the mental damage, medical expenses can be considered."

Xie Yu: "Hit."

Zhou Dalei: "One beating and you will be honest."

People passing by around were all watching the excitement, but the nearby residents watched the excitement with indifference. After all, if you want to see this kind of thing, you can see it any day.No one called the police, it's a custom in the street, and you can solve your own affairs on your own street.

Xu Yanmei said, "Screw you two, hurry back!"

There are more than a dozen people on the opposite side, and they are about the same.

The two teams dawdled back and forth for almost half an hour. Xie Yu moved his wrists a few times, planning to just do it, when he heard the voices of the surrounding crowd suddenly increase a few degrees.

Xie Yu looked sideways and saw a group of people walking from the other side of the street, all holding tools in their hands, especially the leader, who walked with wind and aura.

Although they didn't know what was going on, the crowd of onlookers still consciously made way for them.

"..."

Xu Yanmei also looked over: "Who is this, what are you doing?"

Zhou Dalei looked at it, thinking about a sense of deja vu: "This buddy, looks a little... a little familiar?"

Xie Yu didn't speak, and scolded in his heart, "Fuck me."

"Eat more, how does it taste? Add another bowl of rice if it tastes good!" When Xie Yu came back to his senses, he was already sitting at the dining table at Aunt Mei's house, and he gently pounded the rice in the bowl with his chopsticks. Then he watched as Comrade Xu Yanmei picked up a piece of braised pork with the chopsticks—the chopsticks carried the meat past him, and finally landed in the bowl of the person next to him.

He Zhao said thank you several times: "The taste is very good, such as this braised pork, which is fat but not greasy and moderately salty."

Aunt Mei put another piece into He Chao's bowl, and was overjoyed by the compliment, she said proudly, "Thank you, you don't have to be polite to me."

"..."

Xie Yu put down his chopsticks, not wanting to talk much.

Zhou Dalei didn't think there was anything wrong, he was quite happy: "Hey - you were so handsome just now. Brother, where did you find so many people?"

He Zhao said, "I found a temporary group performer in a small Internet cafe on the next street."

Zhou Dalei: "..."

Just now He Zhao brought people over to town the venue in a decent manner. This person played too much, and those people really thought he was some kind of figure on the road.Zhou Dalei watched the whole process in amazement, and finally squatted on the ground covering his stomach and laughing: "Thank you, boss, your classmate is very awesome... This person will definitely do great things in the future."

Xie Yu thought: Yes, the future No. [-] excavator.Can you not be awesome?

Aunt Mei’s restaurant is small, and it’s still a small half separated from the living room. In the past, if there were many people who wanted to gather for a meal, they would set up a large folding table in the back yard, and they had to check the calendar and the weather forecast to choose a calm and auspicious place. good day.

Xie Yu leaned back and could lean against the wall.

"What's the matter?" He Zhao also put down his chopsticks, put his hand under the table, and touched him, "Why don't you eat?"

Xie Yu choked out a sentence for a long time: "I'll take it easy."

Xu Yanmei had a particularly good impression of this young man, He Zhao. Leaving aside the fact that this was the first classmate her family Xie Yu brought home, he was sweet-mouthed and could talk, and Zhou Dalei didn't even get a few pieces of that plate of braised pork. It all went into He Zhao's bowl.

"Aunt Mei, don't pick it up," Xie Yu said, sitting on the side and watching Aunt Mei endlessly pick up vegetables for He Zhao, "He can't eat anymore."

Only then did Xu Yanmei put down her chopsticks, and reflected: "It seems that I have fed a little too much."

It sounds like feeding pigs.

After the feeding was over, Xu Yanmei was still holding on to him: "How is our little Yu at school, he is easily impulsive, if you can hold him back, please persuade him..."

Xie Yu wanted to persuade Comrade Xu Yanmei that the few fights he had at school this semester were all with the person in front of her.

He Zhao opened his mouth and said, "Our little Yu... no, your little Yu, that one, is pretty good in school."

Xie Yu's right eyelid twitched, vaguely having a bad premonition.

Sure enough, in the next second, he heard He Zhao start talking nonsense, such as seriousness in class, hard work in study, solidarity and friendship, and observance of school discipline and rules all popped up.

Fearing that he would exaggerate more and more, Xie Yu pinched He Zhao's hand under the table.

Xu Yanmei didn't notice anything wrong.

She also felt that everyone had praised her so much, and she was too embarrassed to praise her, so she took the initiative to find a fault, and said: "Our Xiaoyu's grades are not very satisfactory."

"It's okay," said He Zhao, "I'm even less ideal than him."

Xu Yanmei: "..."

Zhou Dalei didn't eat his lunch, he was so hungry that he was still stuffing his mouth, picking up the leftover braised pork.

Xu Yanmei turned around and went to the kitchen to cut fruit, holding a kitchen knife to cut fruit was like slashing people, ping-pong-ping, it sounded a bit scary.

Xie Yu didn't let go of He Zhao's hand after pinching it just now, so he put a finger on his hand lightly and asked, "What are you doing here?"

He Zhao leaned into his ear and whispered, "I'm here to find you."

The two of them didn't talk anymore, they met their eyes, and suddenly they didn't need to say anything.

Xie Yu turned his eyes away, feeling that the ear He Zhao was talking to just now seemed a little hot.

Although Xu Yanmei made a lot of noise, the fruit plate she cut out looked pretty good, but there was a very unique circle of walnuts around the fruit plate.

He Zhao asked hesitantly, "...this?"

Xu Yanmei wiped her hands, walked out from the kitchen, and said unabashedly: "Eat, refresh your mind."

Xie Yu: "..."

He Zhao: "..."

When they finally left, two bags of walnuts were stuffed in their hands, the peeled ones, and they didn't know how long they had been preparing for it.Xie Yu was holding the red plastic bag, feeling a little complicated.

He Zhao was quite happy, and this happiness lasted until he walked side by side with Xie Yu to the station platform to wait for the train, and finally couldn't bear it any longer: "Does this count as meeting the parents?"