Fake Slackers
Chapter 56
Da Lei's house was still the same, even the sunken part on the TV in front of him, and the crack that opened at the corner of the screen connected with the sunken TV, looked very familiar to him.
It was accidentally smashed by Damei, and he was shocked after smashing it: "It won't be broken..."
Damei even thought about how to sell herself to pay off her debts.
However, Da Lei waved his hand and said: "It's impossible to be broken. If it really breaks, my mother has to thank you. This TV is very hard. My mother has been waiting for it to break for a long time, so she wants to find an excuse to change a new one." ...Look, there is no problem at all."
Xie Yu played for a while and didn't continue to play. He stuffed the messy quilt on Zhou Dalei's bed into a corner to barely make room for him. He leaned against the bedside table and half-lyed on the bed, looking down at the class news.
[Liu Cunhao]: Let me tell you, my dad came back drunk yesterday, hugged the toilet and called my mother's name affectionately, my mother almost kicked him into the toilet...
[Wanda]: Your father is too arrogant.
[Luo Wenqiang]: Is he still alive?
He Zhao got up quite early, Xie Yu had just received a private message from this person, and before he could reply, he saw him bubbling in the group again.
[He Zhao]: The two above, please stop.
[He Zhao]: Compared with the mouse's father, you are even worse.Shall I repeat here the heroic deeds of both of you?
Wanda immediately became honest, and had to bow his head in front of the black history.
[Wanda]: ... Hahaha, what, I suddenly remembered that I haven't finished my homework yet, my friends will meet again.
[Luo Wenqiang]: Goodbye by chance.
Xie Yu watched the two people who had said "goodbye by fate" reappear not long after, and wailed that there was too much homework.
With this effort, I can finish a set of chat papers.
Zhou Dalei was bored playing games by himself, distractedly saw Boss Xie seemed in a good mood: "What's so happy about it?"
"Chat in the group," Xie Yu explained succinctly, "Drunk and using the toilet as a wife, too much homework."
Zhou Dalei: "..."
Zhou Dalei: "Oh."
If he hadn't known this old man for so long, Xie Yu would not have known what this man was talking about, even if Xie Yu cherished words like gold, needed the other party to make up a series of words, and added a twisted narration.
"Oh" Zhou Dalei thought again, always feeling something weird, where is it?
"Shall I go to the class group?" After 2 minutes, Zhou Dalei threw down the red and white computer and almost jumped up.
Xie Yu: "What's your reaction?"
"Surprised reaction," Zhou Dalei said, "I...I really didn't expect it."
Xie Yu originally wanted to quit directly, but the words He Zhao said in his ear last night kept ringing in his ears, talking about the class group, about the school committee... So Xie Yu hesitated for a while, and planned to leave Leave a footprint before.
He flipped through the expression list, and finally found a smiling face that looked more friendly.
Then all the online students in the second and third classes of high school saw a sudden appearance in the chat box that did not fit their youth aesthetics, with a subtle indifference and a mocking expression in their eyes.
Xie Yu: [smiling].
[Wanda]: ...
[Liu Cunhao]: ...
[Luo Wenqiang]: ...
The group immediately became cold.
They were the only ones who didn't change faces.
[He Zhao]: Good morning, Xie, have you eaten yet?
Xie Yu tapped the screen twice, and before he could send it, He Zhao's call came.He was a little sleepy, and then said: "Eat, what are you doing?"
He Zhao laughed, "I don't do anything, I just want to hear what you have to say."
"A standard answer again?"
"...No," He Zhao felt that the kid might have misunderstood him, "Where are you?"
"In the house of the one who wrote a good review." Xie Yu glanced at Zhou Dalei's kennel-like bed. Although he was a little disgusted, he couldn't find another place to sleep, and said, "...Is there anything else? It's okay. I'll sleep a little longer."
Fuck me, are you still sleeping?
He Zhao connected these two sentences, feeling a bit subtle: "Where do you sleep?"
Xie Yu said: "Sleeping on the bed, where else can I sleep."
"Oh," after a while, I heard He Zhao muffled, "My little friend wants to sleep in another man's bed."
"……"are you crazy.
Zhou Dalei was still sitting on the floor playing games, Xie Yu suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, this discomfort stemmed from flirting with his boyfriend in front of his good brother for many years: "I hung up."
He Zhao was just joking. He thought he could hear a few soft words, but he thought it was good if he didn't hear it. Anyway, it's just a kid who is fine: "Well, go to sleep."
He Zhaogang hung up the phone, biting the candy in his mouth, put the phone aside, and continued to look down at the test paper. After finishing the questions, he was sorting out his thoughts when the phone screen lit up again.
It's a text message.
The cutest kid from all over the world: Other men are farts.
Just a few words, the tone is not very good, as cold as ever.He Zhao stared at it for a long time. When he realized, there was no idea of solving the problem in his mind. He just wanted to run a few laps on the playground and howl a few times.
fuck!
Round it up!
Confess!
mine alone!
Xie Yu put down the phone and finished sending text messages, and fell asleep until noon, when Zhou Dalei finally woke him up: "Boss Xie, look at the time, it's almost past meal time, why hasn't Aunt Mei come back yet? I'm hungry Flat."
At noon, the light outside was brighter, the sun came in from the balcony, and the alley was still very lively. I don't know which couple was arguing, and it could be heard clearly from half the street.
Xie Yu sat up, looked outside, and saw an aunt on the opposite balcony eating melon seeds while listening, eating two grains and persuading her: "...Why are you arguing, you guys, why don't you fight?" Already, when will the quarrel last?"
"..."
Xie Yu didn't know if he didn't sleep well, or maybe he was disturbed. His right eyelid kept twitching. He raised his hand and pressed it lightly: "Ask."
Zhou Dalei called, but no one answered.
It took several calls before they finally got through. Xu Yanmei hurriedly said that she had something to do and asked them to go to the restaurant for a meal. When she came back at night, she hung up again.
"It is said that there is something to do, it should be that there is a sudden job at Guangmao." Zhou Dalei stuffed his mobile phone into his trouser pocket, stood up and said, "What's the matter, why don't we go out to eat?"
There are not many places to eat here, just a few Shaxian snacks, which are sparsely populated.Except for those small stores that look like they are operating without a license, the only food you can eat is roadside stalls.
"Lei Zai, long time no see," the shop owner greeted people he knew passing by warmly. Zhou Dalei originally wanted to pick and choose, but now they couldn't go in and eat. "Sit down, what do you want to eat?"
Zhou Dalei found a seat by the window, sat down and said, "Just, two signs."
Xie Yu picked up a pair of chopsticks: "Acquaintance?"
"I'm not familiar with it, but this store can give me Lei Zai's name, and I can get a [-]% discount," Zhou Dalei said, "...I helped pass the level that the boss can't pass in the mobile game."
When Xie Yu hears mobile games now, he can think of some dress-up games... Zhou Dalei, who claims to be a game master who dares to play any game on the market, probably has never dabbled in this field.
The two chatted one after another, the smell of oily smoke from the back kitchen wafted from the window, and there was the sound of liquefied gas igniting the fire. After waiting for about 10 minutes, the boss brought out two rice bowls: "Two signs, slow down use!"
The boss came out to serve the meal, and then went to the back kitchen, where there were two guys in aprons.
Xie Yu had just touched the edge of the bowl, before moving his chopsticks, when the boss opened the back kitchen door, he vaguely heard the voices of those two people: "Guangmao? I heard... yes... let's fight..."
The two were chatting, when the back kitchen door was suddenly pushed open, and then they saw the boy who was sitting by the window just now standing at the door, asking coldly, "What are you hitting?"
The two were also stunned for a moment, and after realizing it, they replied: "Ah, fight...Guangmao, there are people making trouble at Guangmao, and a group of people may start fighting."
Zhou Dalei had just eaten two mouthfuls of rice, when he was dragged out by the collar of Xie, who seemed to be a little irritable. After he left the shop, he was a little confused: "What are you doing? There's shit in the rice?"
"What did Aunt Mei tell you just now?" Xie Yu asked without letting go, "What did you say?"
Turn right on this street and go straight to Guangmao.
Zhou Dalei also figured out that something was wrong, and recalled: "I have something to do at this moment, maybe I will come back later? It's gone."
Now that I think about it, Comrade Xu Yanmei's tone sounds too gentle. In the past, when a truckload of goods was delivered half an hour late, she could scold for half an hour without repetition. Today, instead of expressing her indignation for wasting her precious time , on the contrary still so calm.
Xie Yu let go of his hand: "Let's go."
"what?"
"Go and have a look."
"..."
According to the route planned by the mobile phone navigation, He Zhao changed the car twice before turning to this place that looked similar to the photos posted in someone's circle of friends.I just got out of the car, and I was a little bit unable to get down because of the potholes on the street.
He Zhao had a good chat with the old man beside him along the way, and the old man wanted to invite him to his house after getting off the car.
"No," He Zhao was surprised by the enthusiasm of the people in this area, and refused, "I still have something to do."
The old man still wanted to fight for it again: "If something is so urgent, just drink your saliva."
He Zhao smiled: "Find someone, a very important person."
He Zhao couldn't tell if he was impulsive or not, since he received that text message in the morning, he controlled himself from running around, but he couldn't control his mood of running over to find someone.
want to see him.
especially think.
However, He Zhao turned around a few times and found that he couldn't find the place, let alone where the friend's house in the police station was, and he didn't even remember his name.
When Xie Yu received the call from He Zhao, he was still at the gate of Guangmao.Their group of people is opposite to another wave of social people who are vicious on the left and white tiger on the right. The scene seems to be tense.
Before He Zhao could speak, Xie Yu held a stick in his hand and said, "I don't have time now, wait until I finish beating."
It was accidentally smashed by Damei, and he was shocked after smashing it: "It won't be broken..."
Damei even thought about how to sell herself to pay off her debts.
However, Da Lei waved his hand and said: "It's impossible to be broken. If it really breaks, my mother has to thank you. This TV is very hard. My mother has been waiting for it to break for a long time, so she wants to find an excuse to change a new one." ...Look, there is no problem at all."
Xie Yu played for a while and didn't continue to play. He stuffed the messy quilt on Zhou Dalei's bed into a corner to barely make room for him. He leaned against the bedside table and half-lyed on the bed, looking down at the class news.
[Liu Cunhao]: Let me tell you, my dad came back drunk yesterday, hugged the toilet and called my mother's name affectionately, my mother almost kicked him into the toilet...
[Wanda]: Your father is too arrogant.
[Luo Wenqiang]: Is he still alive?
He Zhao got up quite early, Xie Yu had just received a private message from this person, and before he could reply, he saw him bubbling in the group again.
[He Zhao]: The two above, please stop.
[He Zhao]: Compared with the mouse's father, you are even worse.Shall I repeat here the heroic deeds of both of you?
Wanda immediately became honest, and had to bow his head in front of the black history.
[Wanda]: ... Hahaha, what, I suddenly remembered that I haven't finished my homework yet, my friends will meet again.
[Luo Wenqiang]: Goodbye by chance.
Xie Yu watched the two people who had said "goodbye by fate" reappear not long after, and wailed that there was too much homework.
With this effort, I can finish a set of chat papers.
Zhou Dalei was bored playing games by himself, distractedly saw Boss Xie seemed in a good mood: "What's so happy about it?"
"Chat in the group," Xie Yu explained succinctly, "Drunk and using the toilet as a wife, too much homework."
Zhou Dalei: "..."
Zhou Dalei: "Oh."
If he hadn't known this old man for so long, Xie Yu would not have known what this man was talking about, even if Xie Yu cherished words like gold, needed the other party to make up a series of words, and added a twisted narration.
"Oh" Zhou Dalei thought again, always feeling something weird, where is it?
"Shall I go to the class group?" After 2 minutes, Zhou Dalei threw down the red and white computer and almost jumped up.
Xie Yu: "What's your reaction?"
"Surprised reaction," Zhou Dalei said, "I...I really didn't expect it."
Xie Yu originally wanted to quit directly, but the words He Zhao said in his ear last night kept ringing in his ears, talking about the class group, about the school committee... So Xie Yu hesitated for a while, and planned to leave Leave a footprint before.
He flipped through the expression list, and finally found a smiling face that looked more friendly.
Then all the online students in the second and third classes of high school saw a sudden appearance in the chat box that did not fit their youth aesthetics, with a subtle indifference and a mocking expression in their eyes.
Xie Yu: [smiling].
[Wanda]: ...
[Liu Cunhao]: ...
[Luo Wenqiang]: ...
The group immediately became cold.
They were the only ones who didn't change faces.
[He Zhao]: Good morning, Xie, have you eaten yet?
Xie Yu tapped the screen twice, and before he could send it, He Zhao's call came.He was a little sleepy, and then said: "Eat, what are you doing?"
He Zhao laughed, "I don't do anything, I just want to hear what you have to say."
"A standard answer again?"
"...No," He Zhao felt that the kid might have misunderstood him, "Where are you?"
"In the house of the one who wrote a good review." Xie Yu glanced at Zhou Dalei's kennel-like bed. Although he was a little disgusted, he couldn't find another place to sleep, and said, "...Is there anything else? It's okay. I'll sleep a little longer."
Fuck me, are you still sleeping?
He Zhao connected these two sentences, feeling a bit subtle: "Where do you sleep?"
Xie Yu said: "Sleeping on the bed, where else can I sleep."
"Oh," after a while, I heard He Zhao muffled, "My little friend wants to sleep in another man's bed."
"……"are you crazy.
Zhou Dalei was still sitting on the floor playing games, Xie Yu suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, this discomfort stemmed from flirting with his boyfriend in front of his good brother for many years: "I hung up."
He Zhao was just joking. He thought he could hear a few soft words, but he thought it was good if he didn't hear it. Anyway, it's just a kid who is fine: "Well, go to sleep."
He Zhaogang hung up the phone, biting the candy in his mouth, put the phone aside, and continued to look down at the test paper. After finishing the questions, he was sorting out his thoughts when the phone screen lit up again.
It's a text message.
The cutest kid from all over the world: Other men are farts.
Just a few words, the tone is not very good, as cold as ever.He Zhao stared at it for a long time. When he realized, there was no idea of solving the problem in his mind. He just wanted to run a few laps on the playground and howl a few times.
fuck!
Round it up!
Confess!
mine alone!
Xie Yu put down the phone and finished sending text messages, and fell asleep until noon, when Zhou Dalei finally woke him up: "Boss Xie, look at the time, it's almost past meal time, why hasn't Aunt Mei come back yet? I'm hungry Flat."
At noon, the light outside was brighter, the sun came in from the balcony, and the alley was still very lively. I don't know which couple was arguing, and it could be heard clearly from half the street.
Xie Yu sat up, looked outside, and saw an aunt on the opposite balcony eating melon seeds while listening, eating two grains and persuading her: "...Why are you arguing, you guys, why don't you fight?" Already, when will the quarrel last?"
"..."
Xie Yu didn't know if he didn't sleep well, or maybe he was disturbed. His right eyelid kept twitching. He raised his hand and pressed it lightly: "Ask."
Zhou Dalei called, but no one answered.
It took several calls before they finally got through. Xu Yanmei hurriedly said that she had something to do and asked them to go to the restaurant for a meal. When she came back at night, she hung up again.
"It is said that there is something to do, it should be that there is a sudden job at Guangmao." Zhou Dalei stuffed his mobile phone into his trouser pocket, stood up and said, "What's the matter, why don't we go out to eat?"
There are not many places to eat here, just a few Shaxian snacks, which are sparsely populated.Except for those small stores that look like they are operating without a license, the only food you can eat is roadside stalls.
"Lei Zai, long time no see," the shop owner greeted people he knew passing by warmly. Zhou Dalei originally wanted to pick and choose, but now they couldn't go in and eat. "Sit down, what do you want to eat?"
Zhou Dalei found a seat by the window, sat down and said, "Just, two signs."
Xie Yu picked up a pair of chopsticks: "Acquaintance?"
"I'm not familiar with it, but this store can give me Lei Zai's name, and I can get a [-]% discount," Zhou Dalei said, "...I helped pass the level that the boss can't pass in the mobile game."
When Xie Yu hears mobile games now, he can think of some dress-up games... Zhou Dalei, who claims to be a game master who dares to play any game on the market, probably has never dabbled in this field.
The two chatted one after another, the smell of oily smoke from the back kitchen wafted from the window, and there was the sound of liquefied gas igniting the fire. After waiting for about 10 minutes, the boss brought out two rice bowls: "Two signs, slow down use!"
The boss came out to serve the meal, and then went to the back kitchen, where there were two guys in aprons.
Xie Yu had just touched the edge of the bowl, before moving his chopsticks, when the boss opened the back kitchen door, he vaguely heard the voices of those two people: "Guangmao? I heard... yes... let's fight..."
The two were chatting, when the back kitchen door was suddenly pushed open, and then they saw the boy who was sitting by the window just now standing at the door, asking coldly, "What are you hitting?"
The two were also stunned for a moment, and after realizing it, they replied: "Ah, fight...Guangmao, there are people making trouble at Guangmao, and a group of people may start fighting."
Zhou Dalei had just eaten two mouthfuls of rice, when he was dragged out by the collar of Xie, who seemed to be a little irritable. After he left the shop, he was a little confused: "What are you doing? There's shit in the rice?"
"What did Aunt Mei tell you just now?" Xie Yu asked without letting go, "What did you say?"
Turn right on this street and go straight to Guangmao.
Zhou Dalei also figured out that something was wrong, and recalled: "I have something to do at this moment, maybe I will come back later? It's gone."
Now that I think about it, Comrade Xu Yanmei's tone sounds too gentle. In the past, when a truckload of goods was delivered half an hour late, she could scold for half an hour without repetition. Today, instead of expressing her indignation for wasting her precious time , on the contrary still so calm.
Xie Yu let go of his hand: "Let's go."
"what?"
"Go and have a look."
"..."
According to the route planned by the mobile phone navigation, He Zhao changed the car twice before turning to this place that looked similar to the photos posted in someone's circle of friends.I just got out of the car, and I was a little bit unable to get down because of the potholes on the street.
He Zhao had a good chat with the old man beside him along the way, and the old man wanted to invite him to his house after getting off the car.
"No," He Zhao was surprised by the enthusiasm of the people in this area, and refused, "I still have something to do."
The old man still wanted to fight for it again: "If something is so urgent, just drink your saliva."
He Zhao smiled: "Find someone, a very important person."
He Zhao couldn't tell if he was impulsive or not, since he received that text message in the morning, he controlled himself from running around, but he couldn't control his mood of running over to find someone.
want to see him.
especially think.
However, He Zhao turned around a few times and found that he couldn't find the place, let alone where the friend's house in the police station was, and he didn't even remember his name.
When Xie Yu received the call from He Zhao, he was still at the gate of Guangmao.Their group of people is opposite to another wave of social people who are vicious on the left and white tiger on the right. The scene seems to be tense.
Before He Zhao could speak, Xie Yu held a stick in his hand and said, "I don't have time now, wait until I finish beating."
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