Fake Slackers

There are really many similar related questions and answers, Xie Yu found a relatively recent one and clicked in.

The question time was three days ago.

The person who asked the question first went a few blocks away from the topic, and praised his boyfriend in such a way that he was hardly a person, and then cut to the point: But his grades are not very good, and he takes the second-to-last exam every time, what's the matter? How can he correct his learning attitude?

Popular answer: How about setting a small goal first?For example, how many points to improve your grades, or what kind of school you plan to take.

The user who asked the question replied: It doesn’t have to be too good, Tsinghua University and Peking University will do.

"..."

Xie Yu raised his eyebrows at the words "second to last", and vaguely felt that the tone of the user who asked the question was a little familiar.

He didn't think much about it, and scrolled down again, and came out a bunch of "what to do if the child doesn't like to learn", and every parent in it was very anxious, and finally chatting and chatting turned into a parents' get-together.

- Where are you in high school?

- State-owned enterprises, alas, there is a lot of competition now, life is not easy.

"It's time to eat," Gu Xuelan brought the last dish out of the kitchen, untied her apron and said, "Put your phone away, don't hold it all day..."

Xie Yu pressed the power off button, and the screen went dark immediately: "Got it."

Four dishes and one soup are all home-cooked dishes.

If Zhong Guofei gets off work on time every day, he will go home to eat. Today, it seems that he is entertaining, and there are only two people at the table, Ms. Gu.

Xie Yu ate a lot of every dish, and was about to put down his chopsticks and go upstairs when he saw Gu Xuelan sitting across from him staring at him.

"Why do you just eat so little?" Ms. Gu always felt that her son was eating too little, "Are you full, and have another bowl of soup?"

Probably every parent treats their children as pigs.

Xie Yu filled another bowl of tomato and egg soup, and when he was almost finished, he said, "Mom, I'll go to Aunt Mei's tomorrow."

Gu Xuelan paused for a moment while holding the spoon, but finally said nothing: "Then you should pay attention to safety, don't cause trouble, and come back early."

Gu Xuelan doesn't like him always running to Heishui Street.

In her opinion, she had no choice but to live in such an environment, and all she encountered were good people.But after all, the concepts are different. The way Mama Lei and Aunt Mei connect with each other is that you scold me and you scold you. Sometimes the two of them would squat on the street and smoke a cigarette.

She also thought that after moving away, their relationship with Heishui Street would be far away in a year or two, two or three years.

But Xie Yu, who seemed to care nothing and didn't talk much, was in love.

In the evening, Xie Yu searched for a while for what to do if he doesn’t like studying. He searched the entire Internet, but he didn’t find any good ways to stimulate his enthusiasm for learning. Try it, there are even counterfeit medicines.

——Magic Wisdom Capsule!High-tech new products, improve intelligence, develop left and right brain, improve grades easily, do not need car accidents or lightning strikes, a course of treatment in 30 days!

Xie Yu stared at it for a while, then thought about He Chao's results, and actually wanted to place an order.

Xie Yu scrolled down, wanting to see the ingredients in this wisdom capsule, but before he could figure it out, He Zhao called.

When he was answering the call, he accidentally pressed the speakerphone, and He Zhao's words "Little friend, what are you doing" rang out.

Xie Yuxin said, he was hesitating whether to buy you a course of treatment or not.

"Nothing." Xie Yu had just taken a shower, his hair was still a little wet, and he definitely couldn't mention the Wisdom Capsule, so he asked, "What about you?"

He Zhao said, "I'm thinking about you."

The boy whispered in Xie Yu's ear twice with a serious and affectionate voice.

Then in the next second, He Zhao's EQ, which had been rising suddenly after a lot of effort, immediately dropped, because He Zhao said again: "This is the standard answer, you memorize it."

"..." I forgot.

In fact, He Zhao had endured it for a long time, and he wanted to call someone as soon as Xie Yu left.Bearing it to this point, I thought that even if Xie Yu's family needed supper, they should have finished eating by this time.

He Zhao thought of the stepbrother who was holding the script of the domineering prince, and said, "Did that mentally handicapped kid bully our children?"

"He's not here." Xie Yu was stunned for a moment before realizing who He Zhao was referring to, and when he used the word bullying, he might not be able to refer to who bullied whom. "He can't beat me either."

Zhong Jie hadn't gotten any advantage from him for so many years, and he couldn't do it in a fight, and he couldn't win a war of words.

The two chatted with each other.

"By the way, Lao Xie, have you blocked the class?"

"No, occasionally."

"I thought you were forced to leave by the school committee. The mathematical formula on his head yesterday, n=c·v, took me a whole day to memorize."

"..."

What's the use of memorizing it? It's a chemical formula.

At that time, write such a sentence on the math test paper, hoping to get a formula score?

Xie Yu felt powerless: "Then you are awesome."

The private group in class three had been secretly disbanded a long time ago. Ever since I found out that the school bully doesn't beat people and the teachers are very reasonable, I feel that there is no need to create a small group, which seems disunity.

Moreover, the old people like their head teacher had a routine and went to bed early at night, so they couldn't control them at all.

Nightlife is only for young people.

The three-class group has always been very lively, and the school committee will change their group notes into various formulas every day, and they will not forget to forcibly instill some knowledge points to them when chatting and entertaining.

Every time Wanda came out, it immediately turned into a gossip conference, moving a small bench to eat melon seeds.

The students in the class are more life-oriented. Xu Qingqing will stand at the door of the clothing store with a lot of things in her arms when she has to go shopping with her mother on weekends to express her grievances in the class: Me!Hate!shop!

At this time, Liu Cunhao and the others would comfort her: We men don't like shopping, you really deserve to be my brother Qing.

Xie Yu didn't know what to say, and because of his physique as a topic-stopper, he rarely spoke in the "Don't fight and kill" group chat.

Obviously there was nothing to talk about, but the two of them talked until late at night, and He Zhao was very good at telling jokes, even an ordinary thing that came out of his mouth became very interesting.

Until Xie Yu was a little sleepy.

It was already dark, and only the screen of the mobile phone was on in the room, emitting a glowing light.

He Zhao heard the child's voice getting weaker and weaker, occasionally responding with two monosyllabic words with a soft ending, which sounded surprisingly cute, He Zhao couldn't help lowering his voice: "Asleep?"

There was no response from the other side.

But through the phone, I can still feel my breath being entwined.

He Zhao was a little reluctant to hang up.

Satisfied, but not too satisfied.

"I recently discovered," He Zhao said in a low voice even though he knew Xie Yu couldn't hear, "... liking you seems to be addictive."

Xie Yu didn't have so many greasy thoughts, and he didn't know if it was because he thought about it every day and dreamed about it at night, but he actually had a particularly bizarre dream at night.

He dreamed that He Chao ran off to drive an excavator after the college entrance examination.

Nightmare.

Waking up took a long time and didn't slow down.

Xie Yu got up and washed his face, couldn't hold back and said to the mirror: "Fuck."

There was no one on the morning bus, so Xie Yu stuffed two earphones into his ears, planning to sleep on the bus for a while.

The bus is very bumpy, especially when turning and braking suddenly.

Xie Yu mumbled for a long time and didn't fall asleep, afraid that when he closed his eyes, it would be the scene of He Zhao sitting in the excavator smiling at him again.Then he opened his eyes and saw the constant traffic outside the window, and most of the roadsides were small stalls selling breakfast.

After getting off at the station, he lowered his head and sent a message to Zhou Dalei: Have you had breakfast yet?

- No, shall we meet Wang Ma directly later?

- Ask me for five meat buns first, I'll be right there.

At first, Wang Ma set up a small stall in the street to sell breakfast, and later she accumulated some savings, so she simply bought a small shop. The children who grew up in this area have been used to eating it for so many years. I miss you so much.

Xie Yu found a place to sit down, waited for a while, and urged Zhou Dalei to come over quickly. As soon as the message was sent, he looked up again, and a bowl of hot bean curd was already placed in front of him.

"You child, I've been watching you from afar." Wang Ma put down the bean curd, her hands were still wet, and wiped it on the apron around her waist. .”

"Wang Ma," the surrounding environment is not good, the ground is full of bumpy concrete floors, the store is too small, and the tables are placed outside if they can't fit, Xie Yu smiled and said with a spoon, "I haven't ordered this yet."

Wang Ma yelled, "I don't know what you and Lei Zai are eating? I can serve it to you with your eyes closed."

While talking, Da Lei came in with his slippers on, and was drowsy. He grabbed his hair and walked to the door of the store, and then stretched out a palm to gesture: "Wang Ma, five."

Aunt Mei is still busy in Guangmao, and she won't be free till noon, while Xie Yu plays games in Dalei's room in the morning, with a red and white machine and an old-fashioned TV that hasn't been thrown away: "Why do you still keep this thing? "

"It's nostalgic," Zhou Dalei said, "and most importantly, it's not broken! The quality is incredible to me."

Xie Yu clicked and typed, and also remembered a nostalgic past: "When you were young——your mother bought you that stuff, did you eat it, did it work?"

Zhou Dalei was puzzled: "What the hell?"

Xie Yu said: "The one that improves memory and develops intelligence."

For Zhou Dalei's academic performance, Lei's mother used crooked tricks and even forced him to drink talisman paper, but unfortunately it was useless in the end.

For a while, there was a sales promotion on TV, saying that it was a miraculous children’s health care product, which would change life and destiny, and let children win at the starting line. For the half-hour extended version of the commercial, Lei’s mother immediately called the order hotline and carried two loads of it with great hope. Big box back.

Zhou Dalei remembered: "Oh, that, look at me, does it look useful?"

Xie Yu: "..."

Xie Yuxin said: Yes, am I an idiot.

The author has something to say: Xie Yu: I can't sleep because of worry.