Fake Slackers

Whether it counts as seeing the parents or not, this person's behavior just now is really like that. He flicked his favor in front of Aunt Mei, and it seems that he is more like that godson.

"Forget it," Xie Yu took two steps forward, "so remember to finish eating the walnuts given by your parents."

He Zhao looked down at the bag in his hand, and the joy of his son-in-law's visit was dispelled a little.

At the dinner table just now, the two of them didn't say much to each other, for fear of talking too much, and they were all focused on the little tricks under the table, so Xie Yu complained now: "You walk in the wind in the afternoon. elder brother."

He Zhao said, "It's okay, walking on the street feels like the whole street is mine."

"Sarcasm you two, do you really climb up?"

The bus here turns every half an hour, and it is estimated that the last one has just left.The station sign is crooked, and there are no seats in the waiting area, which looks extremely poor.

When He Zhao came here, he didn't pay attention to these things. He wanted to find a place to sit, but only saw four bare piles.According to those four piles, one can imagine the original appearance of the waiting seats: "Your place is very special..."

When Xie Yu came for summer vacation, this seat was like this, and Zhou Dalei was still squatting on the side of the street waiting for him.

"It was stolen some time ago, and I found it after checking the surveillance." Xie Yu briefly introduced the theft that caused a sensation. He paused here, and then said, "It must have been stolen again."

The aunt of the neighborhood committee is always the busiest person in this block. In order to deal with the endless trifles on the street, she has to worry about it. Every so often, you can hear people from the neighborhood committee with a red armband on their arm and shouting through a loudspeaker: "Why is the manhole cover missing?" ?!—Which of you stole the manhole cover?"

"Who smashed the stop sign at the station? And the waiting seat, what's the use of sawing it with a saw and carrying it home?"

He Zhao was overjoyed when he heard it: "So funny?"

There are even more powerful ones.

The manhole cover was later found out to be stolen by a bastard in the next street. Of course, the residents in the next street wouldn’t bend their elbows. They refused to admit it, and the two streets quarreled over the manhole cover. They quarreled for a long time and almost quarreled. Get on the local news.

He Zhao asked, "There was a fight in the end?"

Xie Yu: "We didn't fight, do we look vulgar?"

"No...?"

"..."

It was not beaten, but a few aunts from the Heishui Street Neighborhood Committee stole the manhole cover from the next street without anyone noticing it was dark and windy at night.

Neighbor Street never thought that such an operation could be possible, and woke up the next morning feeling stupid.

After Xie Yu finished speaking, he saw He Zhao standing beside him in a daze, so he stopped, stretched out his hand and waved in front of this person: "Hey."

Xie Yu waved it twice, impatient, and wanted to just slap him, but He Zhao suddenly grabbed his hand, squeezed a few fingers into his fingers, and then he heard He Zhao say in a low voice: : "...Before today, I only saw this place in the photos you took."

What He Zhao didn't say was that those photos didn't come to life until today when he came here in person... The little animals that sprang out from the grass, with traces of fighting in muddy puddles on their bodies, turned black after drying. With one knot on his body, he squinted his eyes and lay on his stomach under the sun.

Every tile, every building passing by, every sound around here.

Only then did he know where Xie Yu's contradictory and attractive traits came from - to use a hard shell to block all the malice in the world, such as that irritated attitude of not getting close to strangers.

But the soft place in my heart is still spotless.

He Zhao felt that he had a lot to say, and finally took the child's hand and said, "I think I'm hopeless."

Xie Yu listened to the sound of plastic bags rubbing against each other while walking, thought of walnuts, and secretly thought: I also feel hopeless.

With this brain, eating walnuts is probably useless.

The two waited for a while, and half an hour passed, but the car still hadn't arrived.

Xie Yu wanted to check what time it is, but found that he forgot to charge it last night, the battery could not hold up, and just turned on the screen, before it turned on, it went dark again a few degrees.He touched He Zhao with his elbow: "Where's your phone?"

He Zhao said, "Trouser pocket, left side."

As soon as Xie Yu put his finger on the edge of He Zhao's trouser pocket, the denim fabric was a bit stiff, and before he put his hand in, He Zhao reminded: "Be honest, don't touch randomly."

Xie Yu paused with his fingers: "You have a beautiful idea."

19: 21.

This point is neither too early nor too late, but it also takes into account the next hour or so of driving.

Xie Yu thought about it, and decided to call Ms. Gu to inform her.

The interface of He Zhao's mobile phone is very simple, and there are not many mobile phone software, but the game category is densely packed. At first glance, only a few pink icons can be seen, and there is a familiar green mass in the corner.

Xie Yu didn't look carefully, and wanted to press the dial icon in the lower right corner, but accidentally touched the browser to the left of the dial key.

After all, it's privacy, and Xie Yu didn't have that kind of thought of flipping through his partner's phone. His hands reacted faster than his brain, and he subconsciously pressed Back to return to the main interface.

But he was sure that he saw something unusual on the browser page that passed by just now.

Xie Yu hesitated for two seconds, then clicked in again.

-Baidu Knows: Ten Kissing Skills You Must Learn.

"..."

Xie Yu raised his head and glanced at He Zhao, who had already started playing with the half-body stray cat protruding from the bushes.The boy squatted on the side of the street, holding a plastic bag in one hand, and stretched out the other hand. After whistling for a long time, the cat just stared at him warily.

In the end, He Zhao had no choice but to squat down and snap his fingers. He was handsome, but the cat whined in fright, turned its head, and burrowed into the bushes.

"Why run, I won't eat you."

Just as He Zhao was about to stand up, he found that the kid had also squatted beside him, so he turned his head and asked, "Have you finished calling?"

Xie Yu handed the phone back: "I called, but no one answered."

Ms. Gu probably left her cell phone at home when she was out on business. He didn't like to make calls to Zhong Zhai's landline. Basically, the servants answered them, and every time he answered, he would say "Second Young Master".

Little fart.

He Zhao didn't know that his secret Baidu kissing skills had been exposed, so he took the phone and stuffed it in his trouser pocket. When he stood up, he heard Xie Yu call him, "He Zhao."

He Zhao paused and looked aside: "Huh?"

Xie Yu was still squatting, but imitating how he attracted the cat just now, he hooked his fingers at him.

He Chao put one hand in his trouser pocket, bent over, and stopped when he was still some distance away from Xie Yu. He was about to say, "What are you doing, kid?" when Xie Yu grabbed his collar and pulled him down. bring.

Xie Yu's fingers tightened suddenly, and his knuckles were faintly white due to the force.He Zhao was bent over, and he was still a little unsteady.Although Xie Yu was squatting, but grabbing his collar for strength, he also got up a little bit, so simple and rude, he approached him unexpectedly.

The next second—

Xie Yu's lips pressed against his.

He Zhao was dumbfounded.

What followed was a beating heart.

He has repeatedly studied kissing techniques so many times, and at this moment, he even forgot to close his eyes.

So he saw Xie Yu's upturned face, and his neck stretched into a beautiful line. He didn't know if it was because of nervousness, but his Adam's apple moved slightly. This small movement was inconspicuous at all, but it was completely different from the strength he showed. different.

Xie Yu posted it for a while, then slowly opened his eyes.

He Zhao bumped into Xie Yu's eyes just like that.

The street lights behind the two were on, shining on the muddy ground, piercing the night and creating a beautiful halo.

Xie Yu recalled what he saw on He Zhao's phone just now, so tentatively, he stuck out the tip of his tongue a little, and softly touched He Zhao's tightly closed lips.

……

Then Xie Yu also completely forgot what was written on the kissing technique, he just remembered that the other party's lips were very soft, and his whole body would feel hot when he touched them.

Before Xie Yu let go, He Zhao heard him say, "Don't come to me, find Baidu. Brother Chao, you love to study."

The bus just turned in from the corner of the street. The line of No. 21 on the front of the bus was flashing red. The long body turned the corner. The road was uneven and potholed.

They both went back to city A, and they had to transfer halfway, and they took the same car, and they took the different car when they got to the station on No. 21 and then changed cars.

Afraid of a repeat of He Chao's 30 yuan last time, Xie Yu simply paid the fare together, and then dragged the commander to the back row.

There were not many people on the train at night, and there were only two or three people sitting in the front row.The light in the car is not good, especially when there are few people in the car, the lights in the car are not turned on very much, and it looks dark from a distance from the outside.

Especially in the corner of the back row, you can hardly see people when you sit down.

He Zhao didn't speak for a long time, Xie Yu was still thinking, this person has been shy for a long time this time, and then he heard He Zhao say in his ear, "Fuck, I'm hard."

"..."

"Just when you licked."

Xie Yu was quite calm just now, I don't know why when He Zhao mentioned "licking", all the details of the kiss just now surfaced again, and he said after a while: "You Baidu?"

He Zhao: "..."

Xie Yu: "What if I get an erection on the bus?"

Facts have proved that there is nothing to do, and no matter what to do, you can't sit next to the children.He Zhao bent over and moved forward, intending to calm down by himself.

The two sat one behind the other.

The bus bounced all the way.

When He Zhao calmed down, he cleared his throat and asked, "That... Baidu."

"I saw it by accident." Xie Yu huddled in the back row, feeling a little dizzy, "What do you think about every day?"

Since the physical education class was in the equipment room, He Zhao hadn't mentioned kissing again, and he suddenly became very ascetic, which made him feel strange.Unexpectedly, this person planned to practice kissing skills before coming to him.

He Zhao didn't speak, he lowered his head and fiddled with the phone for a while, then passed it to Xie Yu.

Xie Yu reached out to take it, and on the screen of the phone was an article that Shen Jie reposted in Penguin Space.look!nice one!

-Some first kiss killers make people kiss once and don't want to have a second kiss.

- If you don't want to be such a "killer", then you must master the following skills.

Xie Yu didn't know what to say: "Why did Shen Jie turn to this, isn't he single?"

He Zhao: "...he said he was preparing for the future."