farmer and snake

So the farmer had to sit down in the firewood shed.

"Hee hee, why don't I eat her for you, so you don't have to be scolded anymore," the snake demon turned into a human form and whispered in the farmer's ear at some point.

"do not."

"It's okay, don't be afraid. After I eat her, I spit out the skin and put it on my body, so that no one will know that your wife is dead." The farmer felt a little scary when he saw the snake demon's still smiling face. You shouldn't be tempted by that little dowry, let alone pick up such a thing and go home.

"Oh, baby, don't you want to, or don't dare~"

"I...I don't want to, you can go too, I want to be alone"

Seeing the farmer's downcast look, the snake demon felt bored and went out.

Alas, even the snake demon is gone, the farmer suddenly felt how this life is so miserable, he couldn't help feeling a little sore in the nose, "Xiaoqing", he said to himself.

"Hey, I'm here, I'm here", the snake demon came in with a pottery basin.

"Xiaoqing", the farmer suddenly raised his head.

"I'm~"

"Wow~" At this time, Nong Fuye didn't care too much, hugged the snake demon and started crying.

The snake demon kissed the tear stains on the farmer's face, and licked them off with a snake letter, "Get up, get up, I'll build a brazier to keep you warm, you can hug as long as you want at night♂"

The farmer remembered that he hugged the snake demon naked last night, and sat up straight with a blushing face.

"Hee hee, don't be shy, besides hugging at night, you can do anything else you want." The snake demon said to the farmer with a smile, "Do you want to watch a trick?" Then a flame was born, charcoal was lit and thrown into the pottery basin, and the firewood room became much warmer at once.

"Honey, I still have some steamed stuffed buns and steamed buns, and I can eat them when they are warmed up," the snake demon said while setting up a pot on the brazier to prepare to heat things up.

"Huh? Xiaoqing, where did you get the steamed stuffed buns and steamed buns? Why do they sound like things from my kitchen?"

"Yes, I just took it from your kitchen by the way."

farmer,"......"

"Hey, the blood sausage, beef, and shortbread you bought today are all cheaper than that woman." The snake demon felt very upset that there were only steamed stuffed buns and steamed buns tonight.

"It's okay, it's not my money anyway," the farmer said to himself.

"...", the snake demon suddenly didn't know how to comfort him, "It's okay, it's okay, follow me to protect you from now on."

"Is it just relying on your trick of turning stones into silver?"

The snake demon, "...", was speechless for a while, "Wait, I will make you delicious and spicy right away."

farmer,"......"

After saying that, the snake demon went out, turned into a boa constrictor, and sneaked into the master bedroom, where the mistress was soundly asleep.The snake demon watched the beef, hairy tripe, mushrooms and all kinds of delicious food, and then slipped into the kitchen to get the seasoning.When I went back to the woodshed, I carried a bunch of delicious food in my arms.

"Come on, baby, eat delicious food and drink spicy food", as he said, he threw all kinds of things into the pot, added water, and removed the charcoal basin and replaced it with an open fire.

"...", the farmer, "Isn't this what I bought today?"

"That's right, you can eat it after the pot boils, don't be shy, just worry about being full, I'll go back and get it if it's not enough."

"...", the farmer, "the weather is dry, be careful with the candles..."

"It's okay, I'll watch it." The snake demon smiled and took out a small bowl, "Do you want soy sauce and chili?"

"Less chili, I don't want green onions, and more pepper"

"Okay, baby~ I'll feed you later, okay?"

farmer,"......"

"Oh, I don't know your name yet." After finishing the seasoning, the snake demon sat down beside the farmer again, stretched out the snake letter and licked the farmer's face.

"Zhang Dazhuang," the farmer replied in a low voice.

"Hahahahaha", the snake demon responded to the farmer with a big laugh, "Brother Big Zhuang, hahahahaha."

"What are you laughing at, a cheap name is easy to support"

"Hahahaha"

"..." Farmer, "You are also called Xiaoqing by such a perfunctory name, don't laugh!"

"Okay, big brother, let's eat hot pot~"

Big strong "..."

"Zhuang Zhuang, what do you want to eat? Do you want a piece of beef?" The snake demon held a piece of beef in his hands, dipped it in the sauce and handed it to Li Dazhuang's mouth.Li Dazhuang looked away in disgust.

"Strong strong ♂~"

"You'd better call me Dazhuang", the farmer felt hairy when he heard it, and scolded himself for picking things up [-] times.

"Brother Da Zhuang, open your mouth, ah~" Xiaoqing blew on the beef again, and handed it to Da Zhuang's mouth.

"Bah, it's raw, you sliced ​​it too thick." Da Zhuang took a bite of the raw beef, and couldn't bear to vomit, so he simply swallowed it.

"It's okay, let's cook again," Xiaoqing said, throwing the beef slices into the pot again.

Da Zhuang, "..."

"The radish and vermicelli are ready, let's eat radish vermicelli first. Come on, open your mouth~" Da Zhuang reluctantly asked the little green snake to feed the hot pot.

Then one person and one snake ate all the radishes, vermicelli, beef, hairy tripe, blood tofu, shiitake mushrooms and other ingredients in the pot, and drank some wine.Xiaoqing also had a great time feeding Da Zhuang.Steamed buns and steamed buns have long been forgotten.

After the meal, Da Zhuang put away the bowls and chopsticks, but the woman seemed to have not woken up in the room.Da Zhuang suddenly felt a chill on his back. If he and Xiao Qing were found eating hot pot in the firewood room, he would not only be scolded but also beaten.Yes, what about the New Year’s goods eaten today! ! !Pit father ah! ! !It's all Xiaoqing's fault! ! !I was a little dizzy from drinking just now, but now I'm all sober.

"Little Qing."

"Huh?" Xiaoqing replied while spreading the quilt.

"What about... the New Year's goods that I ate today?"

"Well... shall we go to the market to buy some another day?"

"Take your pebbles to buy?"

"Yeah, when did you become so witty, Da Zhuang!"

Zhang Dazhuang wanted to cry but had no tears, it was all his fault.

"Da Zhuang, don't be in a daze, come and sleep~" Xiaoqing put hay on the bottom, spread the cloak underneath, and then put on the coat, and prepared the quilt just brought in from the back room.

Seeing that Da Zhuang was still in a daze, Xiaoqing walked over and started to take off Da Zhuang's clothes.

"I... I will do it myself", Da Zhuang was startled.

"Zhuang Zhuang~ When did you become so active~" Da Zhuang's scalp felt numb when he heard Xiao Qing's tone, and the snake demon leaned over and kissed him again.

Da Zhuang was stunned for a moment, the moonlight just shone on the snake monster's face, the amber eyes were like gems, and the face that was a little scary at the beginning actually felt a bit pretty now.He stared blankly at the snake demon for a while, not knowing what was going on in his mind.

"Why, Da Zhuang, do I look good? If you want, you can..." Before Xiaoqing finished speaking, Da Zhuang stopped her mouth, "Well...", the snake demon secretly sucked After taking a mouthful of the man's energy, he stretched out the snake letter and responded to Da Zhuang's kiss. The letter was entangled with Da Zhuang's tongue.

Classmate Da Zhuang gave up treatment, broke the can and broke...Our poor classmate Li Dazhuang, a poor word and a bad luck can run through his 32 years. Before, there were shrews cursing the street, and later, snake demons entangled him.It's a pity for our wonderful young man Li Dazhuang.Forget it, it's more interesting to give up the treatment and look at the snake demon, why not try it with him, anyway, no girl will fall in love with him, a poor ghost.

It was night, Zhang Dazhuang fell asleep with his arms around the snake demon, the snake demon's body was soft and cool.

"Xiaoqing, are you still cold?"

"It's not cold, you're so warm," the snake demon responded in bed, and rubbed its head against Zhang Dazhuang's neck.Zhang Dazhuang held the snake demon in his arms, the miserable first half of his life flashed through his mind, alas, maybe this is destiny.