farmer and snake

The next morning, while Li Dazhuang was sleeping in a daze, he heard the yelling again.

"Okay, Zhang Dazhuang, I went to steal someone last night and even brought it home. Wouldn't it be a slap in the face to spread the word!?" The woman scolded the confused Zhang Dazhuang and that The disheveled man was dragged out of the bed, "Boom", the woman stepped on the pot and bowl during the pushing, and she became even angrier when she saw the residue left in the pot and bowl, "The radish! You also ate the radish in the cellar Why is there still beef, Zhang Dazhuang, you even partnered with her to steal my mother’s New Year’s goods! Well, I’m going to beat this bitch to death today!”

Saying that, the woman raised her hand to slap Xiaoqing, "Get out", the snake demon pinched the woman's hand that wanted to slap him.

"Xiaoqing!" Li Dazhuang was afraid that Xiaoqing would perform the trick of devouring the living.

"Oh, this bitch's name is Xiaoqing, and he's still a man! Zhang Dazhuang, I was blind and fell in love with you pervert!" The woman stared at the man's flat chest, then looked at the snake-like monster face, "This bitch still looks so ugly...Ah!!"

The snake demon pinched the woman's wrist impatiently, causing her to scream in pain.

"Ah! Murder! Break the law! You all wait for the lawsuit!"

"It's so noisy! It's been a long time since the night before yesterday! Believe it or not, I'm telling you to shut up forever!" The snake demon was annoyed, and pinched the woman's neck fiercely with his backhand, as if he would pinch the woman's neck in the next second cut her throat.

"Xiaoqing! Calm down! Calm down!" Although Da Zhuang hated this woman, he didn't want her life.

"Calm down?" Xiao Qing turned her head to look at Li Dazhuang, put away her usual smiling face, and put on a vicious expression, her slanted vertical pupils were full of ferocity, which made Da Zhuang suddenly feel that he was still an idiot after all. Human monster.

"She called me ugly, you tell me to calm down!?"

"No... I... Xiaoqing, you look the best, let go and let's talk." Li Dazhuang frantically tried to break the snake demon's hand, the gray-black nails had already been embedded in the woman's flesh, oozing bright red. color.

"Da...Da Zhuang...help...help me", Li Dazhuang became even more flustered when he heard the woman begging for mercy.

Seeing Zhang Dazhuang's anxious expression, the snake demon was even angrier. Kui Ta Zhuang felt a little fond of this idiot last night, "Zhang Dazhuang, why don't you see her die like this? In fact, you always think I'm ugly and scary, don't you! I'm just afraid I'm not happy to eat you, so I pretend to like me, don't I!"

"No, I don't think you are ugly... let go of your hand first." Seeing this situation, Zhang Dazhuang's voice began to tremble with fear.

"Don't say anything against your will, I hate the double-decker of human beings the most!" The snake demon was full of hatred and anger, and his face became even more ferocious.He stared at Zhang Dazhuang for a while, Dazhuang was a little afraid of that ferocious face, he just lowered his head and dared not look directly.The snake demon froze for a moment, then let go of his hand suddenly, and walked away, leaving behind the woman who had recovered her life and Zhang Dazhuang who was relieved.

"Woo... Da Zhuang", the woman hugged the farmer and cried, "Da Zhuang, let's go to the police and catch this snake monster and make snake soup to see if he is still arrogant!"

"Don't, don't. Didn't you save your life, don't toss about it", he pushed the woman away and walked out the door.

"Hey, come back, what will you do if you leave me like this and kill him later!"

"I'll get you a doctor!" Da Zhuang took his clothes and went out.

He went to the town to find a doctor, the mountain road was far away, and he asked several medical clinics before finally a doctor was willing to see him.Light snow began to fall in the sky, and Da Zhuang recalled those red-faced nights, and began to worry about what Xiao Qing would do.The ferocious him or the smiling him, which one is he?

The doctor put a plaster cast on the woman's hand, put a splint on it, prescribed some medicine, and left.When asked about the cause of the injury, Da Zhuang couldn't stop the woman from yelling and scolding, and told all about the ferocity of the snake demon.

"Will you die if you don't say a few words!" After sending the doctor away, Da Zhuang got angry at the woman for the first time.

"Oh, you're so talented! You dare to scold me now that you've dealt with that snake monster! Believe it or not, I'll tell you about your affair with that snake monster next time! If it weren't for you, my wife would almost die!"

"you……"

"What's wrong with me, I'm going to sue the government tomorrow, and everyone caught the snake monster and stewed snake soup to make up for myself!"

Zhang Dazhuang felt that he couldn't reason with this woman, so he slammed the door and went out.

"I also learned how to show my face, get out of here! Who knows if you have any infectious diseases with that snake demon..."