farmer and snake

One person and one snake walked out of the city carrying the new year's goods. The farmer was regretting why he picked up things blindly. Yes, it was all because his brain was trapped by the door that day!

"Gu~" the farmer's stomach cried out with a sense of presence.

"Baby, you are hungry~", the snake demon turned to look at him with a smile.

"There is... a little bit"

"Let's go, let's have breakfast," he said, pulling the farmer to find the breakfast stand.

The farmer suddenly remembered the memory of being forced to feed the snake demon last night, and couldn't help shivering in the cold winter wind.

"What to eat?"

"You can buy whatever you want..." the farmer thought to himself, don't have to feed him for a while, what do the two elders look like.

"Hey, that one has fried chicken," said the snake demon, who picked up a few pebbles from the ground and stuffed them into his sleeves, and dragged the farmer to the fried chicken stall.

"Boss, two servings of fried chicken." The snake demon took out the broken silver from the sleeve just now.

"You... you...", the farmer reached out and grabbed the snake demon's hand that took out the money. He felt that there was an ulterior secret between the pebbles and the broken silver.

"Why, aren't you hungry? If you don't like fried chicken, then let's buy a whole chicken. I'll show you how to swallow a live chicken~"

"No... no," the farmer felt a little scared when he thought about the scene.

"That's not letting go."

The farmer had no choice but to let go of his hand resentfully, watching the snake demon being deceived.Alas, we should take good care of him in the future so that others will suffer less.No, no, the farmer shook his head, what am I thinking, I should get rid of him quickly.

"Baby is here to eat fried chicken." The snake demon smiled and looked at him holding two pieces of fried chicken.

"I... I'm carrying something in my hand, so it's not convenient to feed you." There is a reason not to feed the snake demon, and the farmer is a little happy carrying the New Year's goods.

"Yes, then I'll feed you~" The snake demon grinningly squeezed the fried chicken and brought it to the farmer's mouth. The farmer's stomach began to growl again. Smelling the smell of fried chicken, the farmer succumbed to the fried chicken. up.

"Come on, another piece~"

The farmer ate the fried chicken fed to him by the snake demon, and his eyes were only on the fried chicken, not daring to look at the strange eyes of passers-by.

Under the weird attention of passers-by, one person and one snake left the city. The farmer carried the New Year's goods and continued to think about how to get rid of the snake demon.

"Xiaoqing... you... are you thirsty? ", the farmer pulled the snake demon to sit down, and gave him the water bag, "I...I'll go and have a urinate."

"Okay, let me look after the things for you~"

"well"

The escape plan failed on the [-]st, and the farmer was thinking about those New Year's goods, and came back after a while.

"Is it heavy or not, let me lift it for you." It seemed that the snake demon was determined to go home with him.

"No...no need"

"Come on, you're welcome," said the green snake, chanting a series of mantras, and waved the small stones into each package one by one, "Get up", following the password, the packages flew up, "Now you can relax Here, come, let's go", the snake demon stretched out his hand and pulled the farmer, and they walked back together, the package followed closely behind them like a bird, the farmer was very surprised.

"Can you do other tricks?"

"Yes, I will show you how to change slowly when I have a chance~"

"Oh... good", huh?its not right?Shouldn't I get rid of this dog skin plaster quickly!

The snake demon tilted his head again and kissed the farmer on the cheek, and said pitifully, "It's so cold outside, don't the officials worry about the slave's freezing to death~"

At this moment, the farmer scolded himself a thousand times in his heart for picking things up randomly.

Almost at the door of the house, the snake demon lifted the spell, "You take it in by yourself."

"What about you? Are you still going in?" The farmer was suddenly excited. Did the snake demon want to leave by himself?

"Of course" the snake demon smiled at the farmer, "stretch out your hand."

The farmer suddenly became decadent, and he still couldn't tear off the dog skin plaster today.I saw the snake demon put one hand in the farmer's palm, shook the black and green long sleeve with the other hand, and then turned into a small snake coiled in the farmer's hand.The farmer reluctantly took the little snake into his arms, and walked towards the hut decadently.

"Daughter-in-law... I'm back"

The farmer was about to knock on the door when the door suddenly opened and knocked the farmer on the face

"Dead man, do you still know how to come back!? Where did you go to have fun last night? Just thinking about dumping my old lady! How much money did you spend last night to hire a bitch?"

"I... I didn't spend a penny in the inn", alas, I was scolded as expected, I rubbed my nose and thought it wasn't my fault, it was all the fault of the snake demon, who insisted on staying overnight.

"Oh? What skills have you learned to make the other girl pay for it!" The woman cursed at the farmer.

"No...not a girl"

"Could it be that a man can't do it? No wonder you don't like to touch my old lady. It turns out that she is a broken sleeve!"

"...no...I'm just", poor

"You married me just because of my poor dowry! I'm so miserable~ woo woo woo" Before the farmer had time to defend himself, he was scolded by the woman again.The farmer thought to himself: Yes, I should never have coveted that little dowry.

All the new year's goods bought were taken in by the woman, "bang", the farmer was locked out of the door by himself, messy in the cold wind, oh no, there was a snake.