Mr. Hat who was forced to lose his memory

"I am back."

Zhongyuan Zhong also changed his shoes at the entrance and walked in.The light in the living room was still on, and Honda Ju obviously arrived home early after finishing overtime.

"Welcome back." Honda Ju sat on the sofa in the living room, with a pot of tea in front of him, which was slowly steaming.

Xiaoyu lay on the cat climbing frame and gave a listless "meow".Because of the restriction of snacks, it has been a little depressed these days, and it will only feel better when it goes out to play with cat friends.

Zhong Yuanzhong also stroked its head a few times, and counted, the next time to feed canned tuna is almost tomorrow, so he comforted him: "Be patient, Xiaoyu, this is also for your health Think about it."

After changing into home clothes, Nakahara Chuya sat down next to the sofa.Thinking of what happened outside just now, Zhong Yuanzhong also struggled for a moment, and finally decided to ask.

"The soul of the country like my father...does he also have the idea of ​​falling in love?"

"Huh?" Honda Ju turned to look at Nakahara Chuya in surprise.

"No...that, I mean..."

"It's okay, I understand what you mean." Honda Ju smiled, leaning on the sofa and looking up at the ceiling, "Love...is really a distant topic."

When he was a child and didn't know the real identity of Honda Ju, Nakahara once asked why Honda Ju didn't have a wife, and the young man only replied gently: "I'm not suitable."

At that time, the Central Plains didn't quite understand it, but now everything can be understood.

"However, such a thing as a human being marrying a country has not never happened in history."

Honda Ju took a sip of a cup of green tea and said leisurely: "In the sixteenth century, Queen Elizabeth I of England was never married. She once said that she had already married England."

This incident has also been heard in the Central Plains, and there was this anecdote in the history books.I didn't know the concept of the soul of the country before, but now that it is mentioned like this, Chuya Zhongye suddenly realized, so the queen was actually married to Mr. Arthur Kirkland at that time...?

He suddenly became a little interested in the relationship between humans and states.

"Do people like the monarch know the existence of the national soul?"

"In principle, this is the case. After all, the national soul needs to witness the change of the throne, and they often have contact with them when they are very young, so they will naturally subtly agree with the existence of the national soul."

"However... There will also be moments when the monarch and the soul of the country are in conflict. I remember that in the seventeenth century... King Louis XIV of France had a fierce conflict with Francis, the soul of the country, which also led to him directly It was publicly announced at the court and said a famous sentence at that time 'l'etat, c'estmoi'." Honda Ju explained, "That is, 'I am the country'."

For the king to say this outrageously in front of the soul of the country, one can imagine how serious their conflicts were at that time.Zhong Yuanzhong can almost imagine the reaction of the French national soul after hearing this sentence.

"However, the lifespan of human beings is limited after all, but in a hundred years, everything will disappear." Honda Ju put down the teacup, with a touch of melancholy in her tone, "So you asked me if I would have someone I want to fall in love with , I have one and only one answer - no."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also thoughtful: "Is that so..."

Honda Ju asked: "But why did Chuya suddenly ask me such a question?"

Nakahara Chuya immediately shook his head: "It's nothing, it's just my curiosity."

But... Zhong Yuanzhong also lowered his head, looking at the carpeted floor, lost in thought.

Even Honda Chrysanthemum has such an attitude, maybe Toru Amuro is destined to be a lifetime of unrequited love.

……

The next day Zhongyuan Zhong also got up early, this time there was no Edogawa Conan, so there was no accident factor, Zhongyuan Zhong also quickly completed the business in the bank smoothly.

Yesterday Osamu Dazai said that he wanted to watch a movie with Chuya. At that time, Chuya Nakahara complained about what was going on in his head.

"Because ordinary lovers don't do this!" Dazai Zhizhi straightforwardly defended, "Holding hands, hugging, kissing and having sex, we just happened to be the other way around."

"It's not because you bastard is using power for personal gain!"

"I don't care, Zhong Ye will watch a movie with me!"

In short, because the bastard insisted on doing all the things they hadn't done, Zhong Yuanzhong had no choice but to go with him.It just so happened that there was a large-scale movie theater next to the bank. Nakahara Nakaya called Dazai Osamu and went in to buy tickets.

There are currently three movies currently showing in theaters. The first movie is about youth pain. The director is AB74, and the name is really elongated.Just looking at the title of the movie, Nakahara, felt a bit of a toothache, so he decisively dropped it in the first pass.

The second is a horror-themed movie, directed by Junichi Ito, who is quite well-known in the horror comics industry, but he did not expect to enter the film industry.However, Zhong Yuanzhong also thought about the character's style... Watching this kind of horror and bloody movie during a date doesn't seem to be very appropriate.

All other choices were passed, leaving only the normal-looking movie.This is a Hollywood commercial film, no matter how bad the quality is, it shouldn't be too bad.Therefore, Zhong Yuanzhong also spent money to buy two movie tickets with the latest release time, and also bought two glasses of Coke and a bucket of popcorn by the way.

There were still 10 minutes before the film was released, and Osamu Dazai was late.Nakahara also handed over another cup of Coke. When Osamu Dazai saw the brand of Coke, he frowned and before he could speak, Zhongyuan Zhong took the lead and said: "I asked, they only have [-] Coke, do you want to drink Coke?" ○ Coke is bought when I go out.”

"Okay." Osamu Dazai accepted with a murmur.

The movie is based on a science fiction theme. It mainly talks about a distant planet in the vast universe. The aliens there fancy the rich resources of the earth, so in order to invade the earth, they send undercover agents to pretend to be human beings and live in the earth for a period of time. To understand the living customs of most human beings.It turned out that just a month before the undercover alien was about to return to his planet, he fell in love with a human girl.

Seeing this, Zhong Yuanzhong also bit the straw and took a sip of Coke, and sighed boredly.

It's another movie where you can guess the ending when you see the beginning, a typical Hollywood routine movie.The ending is nothing more than the fact that the undercover alien is influenced by the heroine, and then helps mankind fight against the alien invasion; or the heroine still vows to follow him after hearing about the identity of the undercover alien; the sad ending is that the two A person of a different species dies for love... Anyway, it's so vulgar.

"If so, what would you do?"

"Huh?" Nakahara Chuya turned his head slightly, Dazai Osamu's eyes were staring at him unblinkingly in the dark environment, as if he was expecting something.

"What would I do if I was an undercover alien and the heroine?"

"Then I will definitely kill your bastard to save the earth, idiot. And don't give me a heroine identity!"

However, the subsequent plot soon greatly exceeded his expectations.

After the undercover alien found out that he fell in love with the heroine, he hesitated in his heart for a while, and finally decided to break the taboo between species and confess to the heroine.

Unexpectedly, after listening to the confession, the heroine smiled sweetly, lifted her skirt and said, "Come on, let me show you a big baby."

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

Wait a minute, that heroine is actually a master of women's clothing! !

Zhong Yuan, who was shocked by the truth, reacted exactly the same as the undercover alien in the play.The alien came home from undercover and faced the wall in silence for one night, and then he...

He actually accepted the fact that he was already bent! !

Afterwards, the development of the plot deviated from Nakahara Chuya's expectations. The next day, the undercover alien approached the female...ah no, the male protagonist, said that he still likes him, and told his true identity, revealing his home planet An imminent plan to invade Earth.

The male lead smiled slowly after hearing this, and said, "Our earth has long known that there will be aliens to invade."

The undercover alien looked shocked: "This is impossible! In terms of technology, the earth is far behind my home planet. How do you know?"

"Because, in our country..." the male protagonist said calmly, "there is an alien raised, and its name is Tony. Any alien who plots against the earth will be sensed by Tony and told own master."

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

Wait, what kind of show operation is this? ?When did humans become strong enough to raise aliens? ? ? Tony, an alien, is willing to help humans guard against invaders? ! !

At the end of the movie, in outer space, the alien invaders drove a spaceship to approach the earth, but the spaceship was hit by a laser cannon. After a fierce battle, the alien invaders had to flee.The hero who defeated these aliens was not the hero or the undercover alien, but a strange character who had never appeared before.

The strange character was driving the spaceship, wearing blue goggles, and the most eye-catching part of his blond hair was his upturned hair.Seeing that the aliens were defeated, he burst out laughing, and the magical laughter resounded throughout the cinema.

"Well done, Tony, you really deserve to be Ben Hero's best partner, we have once again protected the earth, go back and Ben Hero will treat you to hamburgers and Coke!"

The co-pilot is a thin alien with a standard alien appearance.After it heard that sentence, a gleam of light flashed inexplicably in its two big dark eyes.

A melodious ending song resounded throughout the theater, and the movie slowly ended.

Nakahara Chuya: "...Is this the end?"

Osamu Dazai chewed the popcorn: "Yeah, otherwise Chu would think so?"

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

This movie is really full of troughs, not to mention that the undercover alien fell in love with a big guy in women's clothing, and the blond youth at the end didn't even appear in the first few 10 minutes, okay?There is not even a foreshadowing, and when he suddenly appeared on the stage, he defeated the invaders and ushered in a happy finale. There were so many slots that he didn't know which one to vomit first.

But... Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned.

Is it an illusion?He always felt that he had seen the blond youth at the end somewhere before.

The author has something to say: The plot of the movie is all made up by me, without any prototype hhhhh