Mr. Hat who was forced to lose his memory

After eating and coming out, the weather outside was almost dark.So Kohei Nakaya drove his Porsche out of the parking lot, parked in front of Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Nakaya, and rolled down the window.

"Where do you live? I'll take you back."

When he asked this question, he deliberately ignored Osamu Dazai, so the guy immediately pretended to be dissatisfied and complained: "Why didn't the other Mr. Chuya also ask me where I am going?"

So the two Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at him with mentally retarded eyes.

Nakahara Zhong also bent his fingers and tapped the roof of the Porsche 911GT2, and asked intriguingly, "Do you remember this car?"

"..." Osamu Dazai immediately shifted his eyes guiltily, looking at the sky and the earth, but he did not look at Chuya Nakahara who questioned him.

How could he not remember, of course he did.

At that time, Osamu Dazai had just become the leader not long ago, and Chuya Nakahara hadn't yet cultivated the ability to remain unchanged after Mount Tai collapsed a few years later. When he was alone, Zhongyuan Zhong would immediately put on a face that stinks to death, as if he was some kind of plague god of a monstrous flood and avoided it.

Originally, Osamu Dazai was happy with the change of his former partner and current cadre. His favorite thing to do every day was to make him angry. Seeing the young man with red hair holding back his anger, but because of his status as the leader, he had to bow his head. Sleeping in the middle of the night I laugh out loud just thinking about it.

Until one day, Zhongyuan Zhong also bought a new Porsche with all the money, and took great care of it every day, just like treating his own little wife, regular car washing and maintenance must not be missed.He came to work with a radiant face every day, and even dealt with Osamu Dazai's occasional faults with kindness.

So Dazai was not happy.

Obviously, as his dog, Zhongya Nakahara is enough to just look at him every day. Is it important to have him for a mere car?It was so important that even Zhong Yuan Zhong was only thinking about maintaining that car and he was unwilling to quarrel with him.

It just so happened that a hostile organization sneaked into Yokohama, Osamu Dazai felt that this was a good opportunity, and made a wishful thinking plan, deliberately creating a loophole for those hostile organizations to lure them into the bait, and waited until all their forces were invested in it. He ordered Zhongya Zhongya to deal with them, and then borrowed Zhongya Zhongye's Porsche very openly.

Osamu Dazai didn't have the consciousness of caring for the car like Chuya Nakahara. He drove quite casually and didn't care if he got scratched.When he went deep into the enemy's nest, he would use that car to block bullets in the face of an attack. Several cars chasing the enemy during the war were chasing after him. Osamu Dazai escaped many attacks through a burst of divine manipulation, but he also succeeded in letting the enemy The car was in tatters, the mirrors were shattered, the rear bumper was knocked off, and the tires nearly blew out.

It wasn't until the Porsche drove into a dead end arranged by the enemy that Osamu Dazai got out of the car. Even facing the row of heavily armed enemies, he still smiled calmly.

"Please be merciful, everyone. I'm just a weak person. You see, I don't even have a gun on me. Don't point the gun at me. It will be bad if there is a misfire, right?" Osamu Dazai Deliberately spread his hands to show his harmlessness, "And your leader also tends to want to capture me back alive, right?"

Hearing this, the enemies all looked at each other, and the leading few communicated with each other, then still pointed their guns at him, and cautiously approached the surrounded man slowly.

Halfway through the walk, Osamu Dazai suddenly tilted his head, smiled, and then mouthed a word silently.

What he said was: [Farewell. 】

The leader who understood the mouth shape suddenly opened his eyes wide, and before he had time to yell "shoot immediately", he felt a stabbing pain in his chest, followed by a feeling of coldness that was slowly disappearing.

He lowered his head in a daze, a hole was opened in his chest and heart at some point, and the blood flowed out and stained the protective clothing red.

"What... what's going on..." Until he collapsed powerlessly and the gun fell in front of his eyes, the leader didn't know what happened.

The pair of black leather shoes came to him, and then the dropped gun was picked up.

"It's nothing." Osamu Dazai played with the loaded gun and answered his question with a smile, but there was blood in his eyes, which represented cruelty and ruthlessness. "It's just a vicious dog I raised. Come save me."

The leader turned his head back with difficulty, and all the subordinates he led fell to the ground, and none survived.

A cold object touched the back of his head, followed by a devil-like whisper: "Then, this time is really a farewell."

Zhongya Nakahara jumped down from a high place and knelt down on one knee in front of Osamu Dazai: "The enemy has been completely wiped out, and I also got a piece of information. They will detonate here in 10 minutes. Please leave as soon as possible."

After seeing how his Porsche was treated, a trace of pain and distress flashed in Nakahara Chuya's eyes, and this did not escape Osamu Dazai's eyes.

"It's not safe to leave directly like this. I want to see them blow up here with my own eyes."

So they stood on a high place in the distance and watched that place be detonated.Amidst the roaring sound, the flames reached the sky, and everything left there was gone, including Zhongye Zhongye's beloved car.

"Oh, what a pity. I just wanted to borrow Chuya's car to go out for a while, but I didn't expect to encounter such an accident." Dazai Osamu turned his back to Nakahara Chuya, his tone was not without regret, but his eyes were full of regret. Contains a crazy smile.

Zhong Yuan Zhong also replied in a low voice: "...It is worthwhile for a mere car to shine for the leader."

Osamu Dazai was very satisfied with this result.

Sure enough, in Central Plains Zhongye's heart, his status is still higher than that of a mere Porsche.

However, Osamu Dazai did not use the hands of the enemy to blow up Nakahara Chuya’s car in vain. He bought a Ferrari LaFerrari Aperta through some means shortly thereafter. tower.This car is a perfect fusion of visual beauty and functional practicality. The wide and flat body design is full of aggressiveness. The doors are opened forward and upward through hinges, and the diagonally raised doors are like the wings of a butterfly.

This can be regarded as his apology to Zhongye in the Central Plains.

Only the things you give yourself are worth protecting, just like you will attach great importance to the gift-giving owner.

In the final analysis, it is all the possessive desire deep in the heart that is at work.

But now Osamu Dazai is very clear in his heart that Nakahara Chuya would not pursue his behavior of bombing the car at that time because he is the leader he wants to be loyal to, and the leader's order is everything.Now he and Zhongyuan Zhong are no longer the superior-subordinate relationship between leaders and cadres. If Zhongyuan Zhong also pursues it, I'm afraid he will be skinned and cramped.

So when Zhongya Nakahara repeated it again, Dazai Osamu apologized decisively: "I'm sorry, I was wrong that time, who told you to love it so much at that time, I'm going to be jealous."

"Is there something wrong with you for eating the vinegar of a car?" Zhong Yuanzhong also scolded him, then opened the back door of the car and got in.

Hong Kong and Heizhong also heard their conversation from the driver's seat, and memories of four years ago suddenly flooded into their minds.

Could it be that... before Osamu Dazai defected, he bombed Lily without bombing his other vehicles because he was jealous...?

Thinking of this possibility, Hong Kong and Heizhong couldn't help shivering.

Absolutely impossible!

After Chuya Nakahara sat in the back seat, Osamu Dazai squeezed in afterward.His mobile phone was turned on, and chat messages were constantly popping up on the screen.

[Boss wife]:? ? ? ? ? ?Fuck, it turns out that you were the one who made me carry the cauldron of flying the plane? ?

[Boss Jitai]: Are you really me in a parallel world? ? ?It’s really amazing, no wonder watching you talking before felt like I was watching myself talking, and that suicide website... Well, it’s the way I can think of!

[Boss Jitai]: Wait a minute, please explain to me what happened to that photo first!How come slugs are there for you? !

[Boss Mrs.]: Answer me! !

[Boss Jitai]: Tsujishima Chuuji, don't hide on the other side of the screen and keep quiet, I know you are watching, you have the ability to snatch slugs, why don't you have the ability to answer!

[Boss Jitai]: Answer, you have the ability to snatch slugs, you have the ability to answer, answer, answer quickly, Tsujishima Zhonger quickly answer, don’t hide from the other side of the screen and keep quiet, I know you are watching!

"Excellent drama." Zhong Yuanzhong also commented.

"It's really a good show." Osamu Dazai agreed.

"You still have the nerve to say it?" Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help but give him a blank look.

On weekdays, besides his boss Jitai, the most entertaining actresses in the chat room of "Wu Jian Na Luo" belong to him, Marshmallow, Marshmallow, Marshmallow, and Gan Le. The others are self-proclaimed good-hearted people and honest I don't understand the sand sculpture netizens who are manipulated by dramatists.

It wasn't until the boss, Mrs. Dazai, swiped through countless screens that Dazai Osamu raised his hand and replied casually.

【Tsujishima Zhongji】: I'm sorry, I'm busy with dating, so I don't have time to look at my phone (ovo)ノ

A few seconds later, Hong Kong and Hei Zhongye's cell phone rang, and if he didn't answer it, he would insist on continuing to ring.Hong Kong and Heizhong also drove the car steadily while sliding the answer button.

In the next second, a voice exactly the same as Osamu Dazai came from the phone: "Slug, how can you date other stinky men behind my back!!"

something inexplicable.Gang Heizhong didn't bother to talk nonsense to him, so he hung up the phone neatly.

As a result, the people over there still persisted in making harassing calls, and the annoyed Hong Kong and Heizhong also answered the phone, replied "None of your business" and then dragged the contact person out and added it to the blacklist. Throwing the mobile phone to the co-pilot's seat, the action was very smooth and smooth, without any sloppiness.

Osamu Dazai, who had witnessed everything in the back seat, had a mysterious smile on his face, and sent a congratulatory message to his other self.

[Tsujishima Chouji]: Wow, I blocked you quite simply, how pitiful, it seems that you still have a long way to go, please come on~

He doesn't care how his boss's wife will react. After closing the phone, Chuya Zhongya's home is not far away.

"Here we are." Kohei Chuya also stopped the car by the side of the road, and Osamu Dazai and Nakahara Chuya got out of the car together.Before leaving, Zhongyuan Zhongye also exchanged contact information with Hong Kong Black Zhongye, and invited him to come to his home as a guest when he was free.

He found that he and Nakahara Chuya in this world got along very well, they were very forthright, and unless they met a bastard like Osamu Dazai, he would never get angry easily.

After Kohei Nakaya drove away, Nakahara Nakaya walked along the path towards his home, with Osamu Dazai by his side.

There is no one on the road, only a few street lamps emitting a soft light.

The two were silent all the way, but when Osamu Dazai reached out to hold his hand, Nakahara only broke free a few times and then followed him away.

Osamu Dazai's hands were cold, as if he couldn't warm them no matter how hard he covered them, which probably indirectly showed his non-human physique.

But Zhong Yuanzhong is also non-human, but his body is as warm as a small stove. When Dazai Osamu was hugging him, he joked that this is probably because we are naturally complementary.

When passing a corner, a familiar person was greeted on the opposite side.

"Huh...Mr. Dazai and Mr. Nakahara?" The light-blond, dark-skinned young man opened his eyes in surprise when he saw them, "Why are you in Tokyo... Mr. Dazai, don't you have a bad relationship with Mr. Nakahara?" ? Scolding Mr. Zhongyuan in the coffee shop every day..."

Before Chuya Nakahara could reply and deny that it wasn't us, Osamu Dazai raised his clasped hands with a smile and waved them in front of Toru Amuro.

"Oh, Mr. Amuro, you don't understand this." Dazai Osamu pretended to be another self with peace of mind, "This is also a small interest between lovers, how can a single dog without a lover understand Woolen cloth?"

Toru Amuro hadn't had time to be shocked that Osamu Dazai and Nakahara Chuya were actually lovers, but he was attracted by the provocative words behind him.

"Why not!" Toru Amuro retorted loudly, as if he was being questioned about something crucial. "My lover—but this country!"

The author has something to say: In Touzi's eyes, being questioned about not having a lover is more serious than Shuanghei having a lover [no

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