Mr. Hat who was forced to lose his memory

Zhong Yuanzhong also returned home with an indescribable mood.It wasn't until he saw the photo on the living room wall that he remembered where the character at the end of the movie had met before.

Honda Chrysanthemum had told him—that man was Alfred F. Jones, the soul of America.

It's unbelievable that the national soul of such a super country is actually a young man in his early twenties... But will the national soul also appear in a movie?Still at the level of Hollywood, aren't you afraid that one day your identity will be exposed...

In the middle of the night, Zhong Yuanzhong was also awakened by a phone ringing.

Honda Ju didn't go home today, he was the only one left at home, so Zhongyuan Zhong could only get up from the bed, dragged his slippers to the living room, yawned and answered the beeping phone.

"Japan/Ben! I saw that the movie I cameo in was released in Japan, did you go see it! How do you feel!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also just woke up, and his brain hadn't come into operation yet. Faced with the indiscriminate bombardment of English, he just asked dumbly: "Are you..."

"Ah, Chuya? Hahahaha, of course the hero is Alfred! Isn't Kiku at home?"

Being out of the Central Plains like this is a bit sober, Alfred—isn’t he the soul of the United States?

"My father was working overtime today and didn't come home."

"Really...Ju is really busy. Half of the ten calls to him were not answered."

"Actually... it's because your time of calling is inappropriate." Zhong Yuanzhong also complained.

The hands of the clock hanging on the wall of the living room are almost pointing to "2". This time is in the afternoon in the United States, but it is the time when most people are asleep in Japan.

"Hahahaha, yeah, then I'll try to call him at night next time. That's right, have you seen that movie? How do you feel!"

Recalling the sci-fi movie he watched in the cinema during the day, Nakahara was also silent for a moment.

"Uh...it's pretty good..." Although there were many flaws in the process of watching, when he was really asked this question, Zhong Yuanzhong still answered against his will.

"Yes, yes! But Arthur wrote me a three-page criticism letter to hero after watching it! He said that the movie has too many slots, and it's fine if an alien undercover falls in love with a human girl. The heroine is still fucking dressed as a woman. He also criticized the hero's appearance at the end as too abrupt and personal heroism. He didn't think about the rhythm of the movie at all. Obviously, the hero is going to come on stage at a critical moment to save the world! How could that stuffy old man understand this..."

In fact, Zhongyuan Zhong also felt that what Mr. Arthur said was not wrong, and he complained precisely what he wanted to complain about.

Alfred on the opposite side talked like this for 10 minutes, and finally stopped when Nakahara Chuya yawned for the fourth time.

"Don't forget to let Ju also watch my hero movie, so good night, sweetheart!"

"Good night, Mr. Alfred..."

Although Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that he would forget about it when he woke up the next day in all likelihood.

……

The moment he walked out of the examination room, Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at the clear sky and felt a sense of loss in his heart.After this exam is over, he will graduate from junior high school and officially become a quasi-high school student.

Nakahara Nakaya stood at the school gate and looked down at his mobile phone. Occasionally, when a classmate passed by him, he would raise his head to say goodbye.The exam questions are not difficult, at least Zhongyuan Zhongye is still sure that he can be admitted to the high school that he volunteered to fill in.

Saiki Kusuo was badly beaten by Kaito Shun before, and was forced to apply for the same high school as Teruhashi Shinmi, who couldn't avoid it. Later, he wanted to go back in time and change to another high school or beat Kaito Shun with a sack on the way out of school. I stopped to prevent him from talking nonsense, but Xinmei Zhaoqiao seemed to be favored by the gods. She could always know which school Saiki Kusuo applied for at critical moments. It was useless to go back in time several times. Later, Saiki Kusuo He simply gave up on himself and returned to the PK Academy.

While waiting for someone, Zhongyuan Zhong also opened a chat website that he hadn't opened for a long time on his mobile phone.

——【Sue Herono】Join the chat room——

[Sue Herono]: Long time no see, everyone.

[Marshmallow and Marshmallow and Marshmallow]: Long time no see, Mo Heino-chan~ I haven’t seen you online for many days, we all miss you very much [laughs]

[Sue Herono]: Because I was busy with final exams and messing around with someone :D, I suddenly remembered this chat room today, so I came up for a while.What about the guy who is the boss?how are you doing now wwwwww

[Gan Le]: I don't know ☆ That guy obviously poured the most water before, but suddenly lost all news on a certain day, I don't know what happened.

[Xiaobai, the winner of life with both cats and dogs]: Could it be that he has a partner, so he changed from a fat house to a cash deposit?

[Marshmallow and Marshmallow and Marshmallow]: What!Didn’t Jitaijiang make an agreement with me before that good brothers will walk together for the rest of their lives, and whoever gets out of the order first is a dog? I didn’t expect him to betray the organization so soon!hateful!So sad!

[Xiaobai, the winner of life with both cats and dogs]: But have you noticed that Bear Hunter-chan hasn't spoken online for a long time.

[Gan Le]: That's true...

[An enthusiastic winter mushroom who did not want to be named]: According to gossip, the two of them went to jail together.

【Marshmallow and Marshmallow and Marshmallow】:?

[Life winner Xiaobai who has both cats and dogs]:?

[Mo Kurino]:?

[Gan Le]:?

[Marshmallow and Marshmallow and Marshmallow]: Damn, when did the relationship between Ji Taijiang and Bear Hunter become so good? !Are you good brothers and just squat together?

[Xiaobai, the winner of life with both cats and dogs]: What is wrong with this...

[An enthusiastic winter mushroom who did not want to be named]: Anyway, it was quite serious, and they were all locked up in a heavily guarded place, laughing.The two of them have become inmates now, and they are keen to chat and find fault with each other every day. They are living a relatively happy life, and being in prison is the same as not being in prison.

[Marshmallow and Marshmallow and Marshmallow]: A heavily guarded prison...Avengers prison?

[An enthusiastic mushroom who does not want to be named]: Wow, knowing the existence of the Avengers Prison, it seems that the identity of Marshmallow Sauce is not ordinary ww

[Gan Le]: Who can stay in this chat room for a long time, what kind of identity is it? ww

[Gan Le]: They are all a group of monsters.

[Marshmallows and Marshmallows and Marshmallows]: Gan Le Jiang, you are ashamed to complain about www

[Marshmallow and Marshmallow and Marshmallow]: But Ji Taijiang and Bear Hunter Jiang were caught in the Avengers Prison. It seems that they really committed serious crimes ww

[An enthusiastic mushroom who does not want to be named]: I roughly read the dossier. I didn’t read the bear hunter sauce, but I did see Jitai sauce. It’s really surprising. There are 138 murders involved. Not to mention cases of intimidation and fraud, it is no wonder that Ji Taijiang will be targeted by the Avengers.

[Mo Heuro]: ... Tsk, what an idiot.

[Gan Le]: What a scary person? Chi Tai Sauce ww But gratifying congratulations he finally overturned wwwww

[An enthusiastic mushroom who does not want to be named]: In that prison, there is also a salt-soaked pineapple that is so boring that it is about to go moldy. The three of them play chess and chess very happily every day, so don’t worry about them, just sauce.

[Marshmallow and Marshmallow and Marshmallow]: But it's a bit boring without a few sauces to sing with me.

[Gan Le]: I wish him and Bear Hunter Jiang a happy life in prison, puff.

A pair of cold hands suddenly penetrated into Nakahara Chuya's neck, followed by a happy voice.

"The Ice Palm attack was successful!"

"Kill you!" Zhong Yuanzhong was also shocked by the ice, and his phone almost dropped.

"Chuya has a bald neck, and he has the desire to attack." Osamu Dazai said happily.

What are you going to do with the vacation after the exam?Osamu Dazai said, of course it is to spend the world of two people.

So under Nakahara Chuya's eyes of caring for young children, Dazai Osamu happily dragged him to the playground.

The playground is huge and well equipped.Osamu Dazai experienced almost every facility, but his painting style is always different...

When riding a roller coaster——

Ordinary tourists: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Chuya Zhongya: "..." There was no fluctuation in his heart.

Osamu Dazai: "Wahhahahahaha——"

When visiting a haunted house——

Ordinary tourists: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Nakahara Chuya: "..." There was no fluctuation in his heart.

Dazai Osamu: "This beautiful ghost lady, you had an unfulfilled wish when you were alive..."

Nakahara Chuya: "Shut up."

After all this tossing, the sky finally got dark.

"Then, there's only one project left that hasn't been experienced yet." Osamu Dazai looked at Chuya Nakahara with sparkling eyes, as if expecting something.

"Huh?" Zhong Yuanzhong also recalled which item he hadn't played in the playground, and immediately refused, "No, it's too vulgar."

"I haven't said it yet, why is Chuya so eager to deny it?"

"It's just that you haven't sat on that thing before." Zhong Yuan also pointed in a certain direction with his chin, "Or are you the kind of coward who doesn't believe in our future until you sit on that thing? "

In the direction he was pointing, there was a dazzling giant spinning slowly accompanied by melodious music—it was the Ferris wheel.

This Ferris wheel has a legend that has been passed down for a long time. If a couple kisses at the highest point at zero o'clock, they will be together forever.

"That's—it's not! Congratulations, I guessed wrong too!"

Osamu Dazai walked to the depths of the amusement park, where there was an artificial lake, and there were no people there at this time.The bright moonlight reflected on the shimmering lake like scales shining with tiny starlight. A small boat was parked on the shore. Osamu Dazai stepped on the stones and jumped down to the small boat. Then he raised his hand and waved to the people on it. His movements are so natural that one wonders if he has arranged all this long ago.

Nakahara also sighed helplessly, and stepped on the stone carefully, until Osamu Dazai firmly grasped his hand.The boat is small, but can accommodate two people.In the Central Plains, there were no wooden oars for rowing, but the moment they sat down, the boat started to wobble and drifted slowly.

Noticing Nakahara Nakahara's suspicious gaze, Osamu Dazai blinked and said, "This is a magical ship."

"To make things mysterious."

"What I said is true." Dazai Osamu's tone was a little aggrieved.

After the boat drove on its own for 10 minutes, Osamu Dazai suddenly said, "I have a place I want to take you to. Do you want to go, Chuya?"

Zhong Yuanzhong was also enjoying the soft breeze with his eyes closed. Hearing this, he lazily raised his eyelids: "Huh? Where..."

Osamu Dazai didn't speak, he leaned over and hugged him suddenly, then leaned out, the rickety boat capsized instantly, and the lake warmly welcomed them.

Zhong Yuanzhong also widened his eyes, and the lake water quickly filled his mouth and nose, and he was unable to speak anymore.Originally, he possessed such abilities as gravity manipulation, so just falling into the water was no threat to him at all.However, at this moment Osamu Dazai, who has the ability to nullify, is holding him tightly, preventing him from using his ability to poke his head out of the water.

A round of full moon was quickly distorted into pieces, Nakahara was choked several times, only the black hair fluttering in the moonlight in front of his eyes - Osamu Dazai seemed to be smiling, looking down with the moonlight behind his back His iris-colored eyes were as dark as frozen blood.

Zhong Yuanzhong also wanted to scold the bastard for suddenly getting crazy, and don't pull him if he wants to commit suicide, but when he opened his mouth, he had no choice but to spit out a long series of bubbles.

At the moment when he was on the verge of suffocation, Osamu Dazai suddenly grabbed the back of his head, held his lips in his mouth and pried open the tightly closed white teeth, and let the little oxygen pass through.

If the moon appears today,

Then go boating and lingering,

Water waves rushing against the side,

The breeze blows across the lake.

Paddle into the darkness of the lake,

The scull water drops and ripples,

But Wen sincerely murmured,

——Ruyan is deeply embedded in comfort.

Yue'er listened with eager ears,

Xu Jiang approached quietly,

between our kisses,

Or hang low overhead.

You can't stop talking,

Boring and self-indulgence can be seen,

I never tire of hearing a sentence,

—Don't stop the paddle in your hand.

——Chuya Nakahara "On the Lake"

The author has something to say: Dazai: I want to take you to a place.

Jiu Ye: Where?

Dazai: Heaven.

Da Zaizu.

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The next volume is the last volume, and you little angels don’t need to fatten up, you can kill it hhhhh

Poems do not take up words, so rest assured to buy.

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