Chaoba

Sui Qiqing fell asleep for another three hours before waking up, and when she saw Sui Yiwei, she smiled silly, "Brother, I finally dreamed about you, I miss you so much, tell me you don't have a wife .”

"I'm suffocating! Untie it! I'm going to pee my crotch." Sui Yiwei tugged at his wrist.

Sui Qiqing stared at him in bewilderment, his eyes widened suddenly, "I'm not dreaming!"

"Are you stupid for sleeping? Are you stupid?" Sui Yiwei covered his crotch and shook his legs, "It's quick, brother can't hold it anymore. The keys and keys..."

Sui Qiqing touched him tentatively again, and exclaimed, "It's not a dream! Brother, brother, why are you here? I've been looking for you all over the world, I thought you were already... you're still alive and well! ...I...Why are we here?...Am I dreaming? Brother, am I dreaming?"

Seeing Sui Qiqing startled, Sui Yiwei didn't care to wake him up with his brain collapsed, and dragged him to the toilet. Fortunately, there were not many people, so he got caught up in a while, and Sui Yiwei dragged him in. up.It took four or five minutes to finish the release, and Sui Yiwei felt comfortable, feeling that his whole body was light, as if he was floating in the air.Sui Qiqing was still looking at him in a daze when he zipped the zipper up. Sui Yiwei washed his hands and wiped Sui Qiqing's face with half a handful of cold water, "Are you awake? Aren't we going home? Don't you?" Tell me you don't remember anything."

Sui Qiqing looked at him suspiciously, "Are you afraid of the needle point?"

"Ah?" Sui Yiwei was also puzzled, "What kind of needle point?"

Sui Qiqing hurriedly kissed his hand, "It doesn't matter if you're afraid, I've already thrown away all the needles at home. I'll build a wall for you, a high wall, and you'll be safe hiding inside. "

"What the hell, are you stupid for sleeping?" Sui Yiwei knocked his head unceremoniously and began to chant sutras, "Ugly baby, wake me up quickly; Ugly baby, wake me up quickly; Ugly baby, quickly wake me up... ..."

Sui Qiqing hugged him tightly all of a sudden, and Sui Yiwei wailed, feeling that his internal organs were squeezed out of shape by him.

"Brother, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I will block you, I will block you from everything. I am not afraid of ghosts, I am not afraid of you, we are still the same as before, there is nothing wrong with being a ghost, I am good food supply You, money and clothes are all burned to you, as long as...you come back to see me often..."

Sui Yiwei blinked, when did he become a ghost?

He was arguing with Sui Qiqing for some reason, people outside kept knocking on the door, so Sui Yiwei had to drag his big stuff out with great effort.After going out, Sui Yiwei realized that something was wrong, everyone kept away from him, their eyes were full of horror, it was like seeing a ghost, and they were afraid to avoid it.Sui Yiwei's heart skipped a beat, he couldn't really become a ghost...Laishi seems to have said that most ghosts don't know that he has become a ghost... But please don't, he just wanted to live a happy life with Qiqing Woolen cloth.

Sui Yiwei anxiously pulled Sui Qiqing to sit down, and then turned his head, "Qiqing, why do I think I'm not dead yet? I'm probably still alive, can you take a closer look? , Think about it, Lao Guo’s hotel, sweet potatoes and beef jerky, do you remember?”

Sui Qiqing raised his head and thought for a while, then slowly widened his eyes, "It seems to be really... Then you are not a ghost?! You are still alive!!"

"If I were a ghost, the number of times the two of us did it would have sucked out your yang energy!" Sui Yiwei saw that he was awake, and patted his face angrily.

Sui Qiqing exhaled heavily, then hugged him tightly and refused to let go, "That's great, that's great, although I don't dislike you even if you become a ghost, but it's better to be a living person after all, warm... "

"What kind of nonsense are you talking about? But why are they hiding so far from me?" Sui Yiwei scratched his head before he realized that his bald head, handcuffs and being hugged so tightly by Sui Qiqing must be treated as if he had just been hugged by Sui Qiqing. The fugitive was caught.Hey, what a mess!

Sui Yiwei pushed his head on his chest, but didn't push it away. After a while, he realized that Sui Qiqing was crying for some reason, so he could only hug him quietly.Sui Qiqing tried her best to hold back at the beginning, but the more she cried, the more addicted she became, and the more she cried, the more she cried, like a lone wolf howling, causing people around to whisper.Sui Yiwei was so agitated by his crying that he felt that he really owed this boy a lot, so he could only coax him while shaking him gently, "Brother is wrong, I will never leave you behind, and I will follow your ass every day from now on." Is the back okay? Just like when you were a child and loved to follow my butt... Do you still remember that you would follow me when I took a shit, and I will follow you to the bathroom from now on, watching you shit, watching you annoy Don't bother... Bao'er, brother is really wrong... From now on, brother will never make you feel uncomfortable..."

Sui Yiwei patted him and coaxed him for a long time before coaxing him back to normal. At first glance, Sui Qiqing's eyes were swollen like walnuts.

"Oh, you look so ugly." Sui Yiwei felt distressed at seeing him, and complained while wiping his face, "How old is he, and you will drop Jindoudou every now and then, the dolls in other kindergartens are better than you! That's it You didn't follow me, look at me, when I was Zhang... Anyway, I never cried... Tsk tsk tsk, I really didn't raise you well. It's a pity that I haven't passed on such a strong and good character to you. "

Sui Qiqing leaned on Sui Yiwei's stomach, sniffed and said, "Then you have to pass it on to me in the future."

"Oh, forget it, I won't pass it on." Sui Yiwei rubbed Sui Qiqing's head, "It's okay to cry, it proves that we are delicate. From now on, my brother will spoil you and raise you like a three-year-old baby. You cry, let you make trouble, let you shit and pee on brother's head, okay?"

Sui Qiqing chuckled all of a sudden, and blew a snot bubble in his nose.

Sui Yiwei wiped it for him, and pushed him up to let him open the handcuffs quickly. Sui Qiqing sat up straight and looked through the bag for a long time and said, "Oh, let's lock it like this first. Before going to bed, I was afraid that you would find the key and escape, so I threw it out of the window." gone."

Sui Yiwei stared wide-eyed and held back for a while, but still turned his head angrily and bit his ear.

It took a day's drive to get home, and the two of them kissed and touched yours along the way, without any shyness, and disgusted all the men, women and children in the same car, and when they were tired, they hugged each other and took a nap.

What Sui Yiwei never expected was that he was greatly deceived by Sui Qiqing.When he got home, he didn't receive any warm welcome, but all kinds of spittle.After counting this one, change to another one, and that one hasn't finished counting yet. This one can't wait to stand up and start counting his head. He couldn't even raise his head after counting, so he could only sit obediently on the small bench with his head drooping.When Sui Qiqing coaxed him to come back, he said very nicely, no matter what he had to block, but as soon as someone lost Sui Yiwei, Sui Qiqing immediately stood beside him and echoed: "My mother is right, brother, you are wrong; Our father is right, brother you are wrong to do this; brother Guangjun is right, brother you are wrong; Wang Lao is right, brother you are wrong... Sui Yiwei was so angry that he wanted to hug him The package of jerky went to the little host again.

Fortunately, after more than half a month, they finally let him go. They would only join forces to make fun of him when a group of people gathered. Will stand up for him, Sui Qiqing is worthy of being a lawyer, and he can choke that group of people speechless with a single mouth.Although Sui Yiwei made high-profile claims everywhere that he had reached the pre-host position, no one believed him at all. They said that he didn't look like a monk at all. At most, he shaved his head and went among the monks to pretend to be a little master. .Sui Qiqing also felt strange, others didn't believe it, why did she believe his nonsense back then?Alas, Sui Qiqing sighed, being cheated by him for so many years still doesn't have a long memory.

Sui Yiwei had nothing to do when he first came home. Sui Qiqing’s proposal to let him go back to the company was resolutely rejected by him. Sui Yiwei said that the company is yours and you should do it well. Anyway, you also said that you want to support me, so I will eat idle food every day. Bar.Sui Qiqing wanted him to rest for a while, so just leave him alone.

Sui Yiwei is not going back to the company, so what is he doing?sleep.I sleep every day, just after breakfast, lying on the sofa watching TV, I fell asleep, got up, had lunch, and continued to sleep.Sui Qiqing was worried that he wouldn't be able to fall asleep, okay, he can sleep like this!No more diligent than an old sow.Zhang Shicheng and Xu Guoxiang didn't move out, so they lived with them.Xu Guoxiang was holding back at the beginning, but then she couldn't see it anymore, and as she got older, the problem of broken mouth became more and more serious, so she sneaked to Sui Qiqing's place to chew her tongue and said to let your brother do some activities Well, it's not good to sleep all the time like this, but don't become a big fat man, it would be ugly to become a big fat man who looks good.Although Sui Qiqing was not worried that he was not good-looking, but he was worried that it would be bad for his health, so he lifted him from the sofa and carried him to Wang Laibin's activity center for the elderly.It was said to be an activity center, but in fact it was Wang Laibin who set up three tables under a sycamore tree in his community and recruited a group of old men to play chess together.Because only Wang Laibin is good at chess, he tactfully guided others to give him the title of "Chess King", and walked around in front of the three tables to give a group of old men blind advice.Sui Yiwei was very obedient, he went there obediently for a few days, but later he didn’t dare to go, because when he went to Wang Laibin, he would give Wang Laibin a blank stare, dislike him for not serving the society, wandering around like a vagrant every day, I’m sorry for the cultivation of the people I am even more sorry for the trust of the party.Sui Yiwei didn't see through that this was Wang Laibin's excuse because he was afraid of his own chess skills and feared that he would steal his title of "Chess King".

After Sui Yiwei's hair grew back and he changed back to his original hairstyle, he finally found something to do—to prepare for Guangjun's wedding.