Chaoba

And you?How are you doing this year? " Sui Yiwei asked with a guilty conscience.

Sui Qiqing lay beside him, grabbed his foot and kissed him a few times, then raised her eyes, "Well, it's good. I said I was looking for you, but I was actually traveling around. There are so many interesting people and things, I have traveled most of China, if I hadn’t met you here, I would have been able to complete China, which is much more interesting than your days of knocking wooden fish every day.”

Sui Yiwei knew it well, he didn't ask any more, and kicked his foot, "What's wrong with you, your stinky feet are also delicious. Don't kiss me, it stinks."

"You still think your feet stink? I don't care. If you want to kiss your feet, you want to kiss your mouth even more. Come and give me a kiss." Sui Qiqing smiled and threw himself on him. After making a fuss shamelessly for a while, they suddenly heard Sui Qiqing's cell phone ring.

Sui Yiwei finally found a reason, he pushed his head on his chest with great effort, "Okay, okay, stop sucking, there is no milk! Don't suck me up later, it's like a woman... You answer the phone first, in case there is something urgent."

Sui Qiqing refused to listen, and switched to another sucking side, rubbing the one that had just turned red with her hands, and finally let go of her mouth reluctantly after a long while, "What else do I have to do?" He took out his phone and looked at it. , shouting "I forgot!"

"Ah? Forgot what?" Sui Yiwei hurried over to look, "Your mother?"

"Well, I was so happy that I forgot to tell them I found you."

"Unfilial son, forget your mother when you have a daughter-in-law." Sui Yiwei looked down upon his behavior.

"Little daughter-in-law, you are very filial." Sui Qiqing leaned on him with a smile, and picked up while touching his ear, "Hey, Mom, let me tell you a great thing! Well, I found it. He, Alright, sleeping and snoring loudly, eating three bowls of noodles for a meal... Where else can he be? Right next to me now, I'm holding his ear firmly! Let him run around, Now I caught him, and I will handcuff him to go home in a while! Mom, we can go home for the New Year! By the way, go and buy more food and delicious food. I will make it for him when I go back. , He has been holding back this mouth for a year, but at least it didn't spoil him."

"Here, your mother-in-law wants to talk to you." Sui Qiqing said loudly and put the phone to Sui Yiwei's ear.

Sui Yiwei was embarrassed, and felt that he was too childish for a big man to play the trick of running away from home, so he would definitely be laughed at, so he tentatively said, "Hey, I'm Yiwei, and I'm with Qiqing."

Xu Guoxiang on the phone got excited when he heard it, and started to yell "Wow", but said vigorously: "God bless, it's a good thing you are still alive, and Qiqing has a way to survive; you go home with Qiqing, come back I'll make delicious food for you, I'll make whatever you want; come back quickly, come back soon, you're not as good as you are at home, how comfortable you are at home; why are you so stupid, will you pray for Qing in the future? Hold you, I'll beat him and scold him for you, let's drive him away, don't go, you are my son too..."

Sui Yiwei had no choice but to deal with it, his eye circles were red with emotion, he was finally able to be someone else's son, proudly he kept nodding wildly, forgetting that others couldn't see.Xu Guoxiang babbled on for almost an hour, but he still didn't intend to hang up. Sui Qiqing got a little impatient playing with Sui Yiwei's toes, took the phone and said a few words in a hurry, then hung up.

Sui Yiwei immediately stood on the ground and began to dress, and urged him to kick Sui Qiqing's feet, "Get dressed quickly and go home!"

Sui Qiqing took off his clothes and threw them on the ground, and found his old clothes from the bag, "Wear this."

Sui Yiwei put it on obediently, and after taking two steps, he still felt uncomfortable, "The clothes are troublesome and uncomfortable to wear, I still wear them..."

Sui Qiqing had just put the little golden Buddha on his clothes and squinted his eyes when he heard the words, "Then you can no longer wear a monk's uniform. It is against the law for you to pretend to be a monk and sell things. Be careful that people from the Public Security Bureau will arrest you." , this sentence will be very heavy, at least seven or eight years."

As soon as Sui Yiwei heard this, he really didn't dare to talk anymore.

The two washed their faces anyway, packed their things and went to check out.Seeing Guo Zhuang sitting at the door, Sui Yiwei felt terrified, so he went over and told him that he was going home.Guo Zhuang wanted to be angry with him at first, but he couldn't bear to hear that he was leaving, so he asked him for his address and contact information, and asked him to come back to play when he was free, and brought him a big bag before leaving Sui Yiwei asked him to give him only one or two slices of his home-dried beef jerky before, and he also said that the monk can eat one slice to satisfy his hunger.Sui Yiwei hugged a bag of jerky joyfully and didn't feel sad anymore, and told Guo Zhuang to sell the Buddhist beads and amulets he put in his place, and the money he earned was just enough to cover the rent for the past few days, so he wouldn't pay him any more. The rent is gone.

Sui Yiwei originally wanted to go back to the mountain to pack up his things, but Sui Qiqing refused to let him. He thought it would be troublesome, and he was afraid that Sui Yiwei would have to eat fast and chant Buddhism when he returned home.Sui Yiwei felt it was a pity. He said that the group of monks would throw it away for him in a few days, which was a waste.Sui Qiqing said that even if you take it home, you can still recite the Buddha's name by guarding your evil roots every day?I'll throw it away for you sooner or later, so don't bring garbage home for me.Sui Yiwei also said that he didn't say hello to the group of young monks, what if they were very reluctant to part with me?Sui Qiqing said that you think too much, even the Buddha detests you very much, and they despise you even more, it just so happens that they will know how good you are if you starve them twice, let them regret it.Sui Yiwei thought about it for a while, so he didn't say anything.

The two of them could have caught the plane, but Sui Qiqing insisted on buying a hat for Sui Yiwei, and he was very lazy when buying things, so he missed the plane by picking left and right.

Sui Yiwei was so angry that he took off the big red hat on his head and threw it in his face, jumping up and down and scolding him for being a born prodigal.Sui Qiqing had nothing to say, put his hat on again, calculated the time, and dragged him to the nearby train station.The two finally got on the slowest green leather train, because at least they didn't have to wait for half a day, and they could get home 15 minutes faster than the fastest bullet train. The more important reason was that Sui Yiwei was unwilling to pay for a replacement Too much money.

Sui Yiwei didn't care about the messy noises and children's cries, he stuffed a piece of beef jerky into Sui Qiqing's mouth and leaned against him, chewing it himself and began to doze off.After a while, Sui Qiqing took a peek at him, and was surprised to find that Sui Yiwei was able to snort while chewing, chewing the jerky in his mouth after two snorts, and then snoring two more, which was quite interesting. law.Sui Qiqing smiled, and wanted to sleep very much. Although he had squinted his eyes during the two days in the hotel, he didn't dare to fall asleep, and kept a trace of consciousness all the time.Sui Qiqing was really sleepy, so after thinking about it, he handcuffed the two of them together.

Sui Yiwei was woken up by urinating, and just about to go to the bathroom, he saw Sui Qiqing also leaning against his head and fell asleep. When he lowered his head, he saw the handcuffs on their wrists, and sighed helplessly. He took off his hat to block it.Sui Yiwei was really uncomfortable, but he couldn't bear to call him, so he started to think wildly, diverted his attention, and thought of the missing person notice in his trousers pocket.When Sui Yiwei first met Sui Qiqing, he originally thought of trying to fool him away and then he would practice in the temple for ten or eight years, to save the dead, to save them far, and then to pray for him. Pray, let him live happily and live a long life.But after finding these missing person notices, Sui Yiwei only glanced at them, and immediately decided to go home with this person.

Sui Yiwei couldn't help but took out the paper with one hand, opened it and looked at it.On the top is a photo of Sui Yiwei, smiling very happily, the corners of his mouth are grinning up to the ears, even the back molars are exposed, his eyes are almost gone from smiling, Sui Yiwei thought about it for a long time but couldn’t remember what it was Taking such an ugly photo, he looks like a fool.Below the photo is Sui Yiwei's personal profile, who was born, who was not, height and weight, clothes, missing two fingers, very slippery, full of lies... just counting this content takes up a lot of space, and it is short of Sui Yiwei The size of the thing in the crotch was also hung up.The following is a letter written by Sui Qiqing, because there is not much space left, so I wrote it very briefly:

Brother, I am Qiqing.I have opened a private account for you in various banks, and you can get the money yourself, so don’t starve and freeze.Pay attention to the following points yourself:

1. Drink plenty of water.You don’t like drinking water, and you don’t bother to drink warm water every time you are handed it to you. You must pay attention to drinking plenty of water when you are outside; if you really don’t want to drink, eat more fruits. Eat, don't forget to wash.

2. Underwear must be washed by hand separately.Don't mix it with other clothes, it's not clean.The underwear must be made of pure cotton, which is comfortable to wear.

3. Cannot drive.Your hands are still not good, don't drive by yourself, you can take a taxi or take a bus, and you must sit behind the driver, never sit next to them.

4. Keep your mouth shut.If you don't sleep well, you must not eat spicy food. Drink a cup of yogurt with two spoons of honey before going to bed.Steamed buns and rice can be bought and eaten, but the dishes must be cooked by yourself as much as possible.

5. Try to sit as little as possible when you go to the hospital, and you must change your clothes when you come back.The order of seeing a doctor is to register first, then to see a doctor, and then to pay for the medicine, and finally you will be notified to take the medicine.

6. Don't touch the tip of the needle!Don't touch the tip of the needle!Don't touch the tip of the needle!

7. Never look for a wife outside! ! !I can't stand it, I really can't stand it.Come back, you can't live without me, really.

Finally, there are Sui Qiqing's various contact methods, as well as the frighteningly high rewards for clues. This is also an important reason why Sui Yiwei decided to go home with him immediately. The silly boy gave away everything for nothing, and he might have to owe a whole lot of debt.

Sui Yiwei folded the paper again and carefully put it in his pocket, thinking that those people are dead anyway, and they won't feel happy if he lives for them in so much pain, they might as well be happy.Besides, the two of them have been suffering from those things for so long, and they have paid off their debts.Sui Yiwei is very happy and relaxed now, and just wants to go home quickly and live a comfortable life.

Sui Yiwei couldn't help touching the tanned cheeks of this fool again, and thought to himself: Although this fool really loves me in this world, he alone is worth the love of ten or eight others. There is no lack of love in this life, why am I so lucky to pick up such a little thing?What does that do not touch the tip of the needle mean?