Chaoba

When the two were tired, they hugged each other side by side and squinted for a while. When one woke up, the other woke up. You kiss me, I kiss you, and you started to do it again. In the end, neither of them could remember how much they had done. For the second time, I only felt that the two of them were sticky, and the skins that were stuck together seemed to be stuck together by glue, and even the thick quilt was soaked.The lights were kept on and the curtains were drawn all the time. The two of them didn't know what time it was, they just felt dizzy from the lights.

Sui Qiqing rubbed Sui Yiwei's shoulder blades with his thumb, sighed comfortably, and said with a smile, "It's really enjoyable! This is life, I'm alive again! Good brother, are you satisfied?"

Sui Yiwei cast a glance, not wanting to make him too proud, so he said, "Barely make up the payment."

"Is it just to make up for it? Who was crying and begging for mercy just now?" Sui Qiqing was about to lift the quilt as he spoke, "It seems that you are really hungry and thirsty, and I have to feed you well."

Sui Yiwei hastily held him down, "I'm quite satisfied...well, very satisfied. Suppress the smile on your lips, and I'll make persistent efforts in the future."

"Decree!" Sui Qiqing laughed and hugged him and lay back, putting her face on Sui Yiwei's chest, "Brother, when will you let me go up the mountain of swords and down the sea of ​​fire for you? I really want to do it right away."

"Chao!" Sui Yiwei also smiled, pinching his face, "Chao is so hot! We are living a good life, why do we have to go up the mountain of swords and down the sea of ​​fire? From now on, you will be honest with me... no, I Still don’t worry, I’ll take a strong rope and tie you to my belt for a lifetime.”

Sui Qiqing closed her eyes, "You said it, don't lie to me anymore. You always treat me like a child, coaxing me to lie to me. Brother, I'm already this old."

"Who made you so stupid? It's really not my fault." Sui Yiwei looked confident.Sui Qiqing hated him so much that he opened his eyes and pinched him a few more times, "You irresponsible bastard!"

Sui Yiwei froze for a moment, and thought for a while in silence.Sui Qiqing was so scared that he quickly kissed him twice, "I was joking, why do you take it seriously? Don't be angry, there is no one better than you in this world. Really, this is my truth. Good brother Just a kiss, don't be angry, just smile and kiss again, okay?"

Sui Yiwei opened his head, looked at him and said seriously: "Qiqing, tell the truth, do you think I look like Sui Tianbao? Have I followed him?"

Sui Qiqing took a close look at his bald head, held back his smile, and looked serious, "I've never met Sui Tianbao...but I think you should let him go."

Sui Yiwei's complexion suddenly turned ugly, "So you also think I'm a beast?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Sui Qiqing covered his mouth and hugged him tightly, "Don't belittle yourself in the future, listen to me. In fact, I often wonder what kind of woman your mother is, Although I have never even seen her appearance, I think she must be a woman with a very good temper and a very soft heart, very soft. She is so soft that she dare not even kill a big rabbit, and she will feel guilty if she does. Many years. As for Sui Tianbao, I have only heard about him sporadically. I think he is a heartless bastard. When I think of the things he did, I wish I could kill him. What about you? You are fun Yes, you have followed your mother in your bones, but you have followed Sui Tianbao in your skin. So you look very heartless, shameless and shameless, but your heart is as soft as water, and your kindness is in a mess Tiao, I've lived half my life, giving my heart to others, and always disregarding myself... Alas, what can I say about you? Once the two of them mixed together, you became such a strange thing. Thinking about it, I also I think you are amazing. Hey, brother, when you don’t open your mouth, you have an upright face, and some people believe you are a newly retired soldier. With this mouth, you look like a little hooligan. You skin, too Fooling people..."

Sui Yiwei rolled his eyes, "Why didn't I understand it? Are you scolding me?"

Sui Qiqing burst out laughing, "Good brother, use your toes to think about it, how can I be willing to scold you? Praise you!"

Sui Yiwei rushed forward to scratch his itch, "I don't really believe you, so scratch it first."

The two were laughing and laughing for a while, and after a while, their stomachs were growling at the same time.Sui Qiqing quickly took a breath and took the opportunity to get up, "Brother, I'll buy you some food."

"Don't go, I want to hug you all the time... By the way, there is porridge at the door, you bring it in and let's drink it."

"No, it's too cold."

"It's okay, I'm hot all over, drink something cold to get some air."

Sui Qiqing didn't have any clothes on either, she opened a slit, squinted to see if no one hurriedly bent over to bring the porridge in, it was covered with a layer of ice.The two turned on the air conditioner, and stood naked under the air conditioner with a bowl each.

Sui Yiwei laughed all of a sudden, raised his foot and scratched Sui Qiqing's leg, "You look like a moron."

Sui Qiqing blinked ambiguously, "Aren't you?"

After finally melting the ice, the two quickly picked it up and drank it. It was very refreshing to drink it cold, but both of them felt that it was gone after just one sip, and their stomachs became even more hungry.

Sui Yiwei had no other choice, "Okay, you should buy some more, buy more, and buy for six people."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the door being kicked hard, Sui Yiwei shivered in fright, and then Guo Zhuang's loud voice came in, "Sui Yiwei! Are you up yet?! Almost, it's been two and a half days, No matter how young you are, you are better than a newlywed, give me some time! Be careful to die on the bed!"

Sui Yiwei didn't dare to make a sound anymore, he sat cross-legged on the bed and kept winking at Sui Qiqing.

Sui Qiqing cleared his throat, "What's the matter?"

"I'm afraid you will starve to death, so I'll bring you some food and open the door!"

"Oh, Lao Guo is still your righteous one. I was going to let him buy food just now..." Sui Yiwei covered his mouth again.

"Yo, you're not dead yet?! I thought you were killed by that bastard?! Open the door!"

Sui Yiwei hid under the quilt and threw Sui Qiqing's underpants to him, "Open the door."

Sui Qiqing quickly put on his underpants, and opened the door while hastily pulling up his trousers and fastening his belt, "Brother Guo, thank you so much."

"Yo, it's a different person? How come you can talk all of a sudden? Take it!" Guo Zhuang handed the bag to him, squinted at the messy hickey marks on his upper body, and didn't bother to look into the room, and said something "Double the rent, the fishy smell in this room is uninhabitable for several days", turned around and left.

"Close the door!" Sui Yiwei got up again under the blanket, "I'm starving to death. Put on your clothes and don't freeze."

Sui Qiqing only put on a down jacket outside, and sat cross-legged on the bed with her arms open.

"Hey, Lao Guo treats me better, spicy pork ribs noodles! Well, six bowls! Let me say that Lao Guo is very good, right? Eat quickly." Sui Yiwei said, breaking off a large piece of pork ribs with his chopsticks and throwing his mouth , and then spit out the bones into the bag.

"Hey, why don't you eat? Don't you like it?" Sui Yiwei ate until his mouth was full of oil.

Sui Qiqing leaned closer to him, "Brother, do you like this noodle very much?"

"Well, this small place can only eat this noodle except for the rice cooked by the old Guo's wife. I haven't had enough after eating for almost a year... Ah, no..." Sui Yiwei hurriedly put down his chopsticks and wiped his mouth , "I eat plain noodles...how is this meat noodles? This damn old Guo! Amitabha Amitabha, sin sin, San Dezi, please send it to me. Sister Fa is sentient, ordinary workers support..."

Sui Qiqing listened to his nonsense Buddhist scriptures, and burst out laughing, "Okay, eat it quickly. I knew you were not a taboo, you just drank preserved egg and lean meat porridge, and you stuffed it in sweet potatoes for me." What about a big piece of beef jerky, you forgot? Sweet potatoes stuffed with eggs, eggs stuffed with beef jerky, you can figure it out. I know why you took the job in the kitchen, you often sneak in there, right? "

Sui Qiqing wiped off his sweat, saw that he knew everything, and didn't care about his image, so he picked up the noodles and started to eat, "Hey, no, there is something delicious in the temple for me to steal, I'm not afraid of you swallowing it Why don’t you go down to those clear soups with little water? I’ve been hiding that piece of beef jerky for a long time and I’m not willing to eat it. It’s cheap for you. Eat noodles, it won’t taste good after a while.”

Seeing him eating, Sui Qiqing got a great appetite, picked up a bowl of sipping and sipping, and really thought it was very delicious, thinking that he must learn how to make it for Sui Yiwei at home.

The two ate three bowls each, even drank the soup, and sat still patting their round bellies.When Sui Yiwei was happy, he decided to confess, cleared his throat, sat upright and said, "Qingqing, you should be mentally prepared, I want to tell you something very serious."

Seeing his serious expression, Sui Qiqing's heart sank again, and she pretended to be nonchalant and asked: "What's the matter? As long as you didn't secretly mention another daughter-in-law behind my back, I can forgive you."

"Uh..." Sui Yiwei hiccupped, "Where are you going? Don't laugh at me, this... Actually, that... I'm not a monk, I'm not a monk."

Sui Qiqing was shocked at first, then delighted, "Really? You didn't lie to me?"

"No..." Sui Yiwei scratched his head in embarrassment, "I... I am a fake monk. I didn't have the nerve to tell you before. I was afraid you would laugh at me, so I confessed to you that you can't laugh at me. You Even though I have been here for almost a year, in fact, I didn’t even get along with a little novice. I can’t rely on others, but I am too disappointed. I don’t know what’s wrong with me this year, especially I can sleep I sleep during the day and sleep at night, and I can fall asleep within a minute of sitting there. When I wake up in the morning, people have finished their morning classes; I don’t work hard anymore, and I am clumsy. It's easy to use; I'm also stupid, and I don't know how to recite scriptures at all. People recite it very nicely, like singing. I just don't read the key correctly, and I can't even recognize the words. I can only hum along. When I recite the group of monks I just winked and smiled, and then the little abbot had no choice but to stop me from reading. The more important thing is that my mouth is still greedy. This is the most annoying thing. I can’t control my mouth at all. If I don’t go to the monk, it’s because of it! The little abbot who I had been working hard for finally agreed to shave me, and the razor was pressed on my head. A little monk played tricks, the one who asked me to sweep the floor that day, he sued and said he saw I ate meat the day before yesterday, and I left as soon as the little abbot heard it. In fact, I was thinking that I was going to be a monk anyway. I must eat meat first, otherwise I will have no chance in the future. I don’t think it’s too much , but the little abbot didn't listen to my explanation at all... But I guess it's not just because of my mouth, but the little abbot doesn't like me at all. I went to graduate school at a young age, and even went abroad, and the rest are all serious university books, so they don't look down on me at all..."

Sui Qiqing hugged his bright head and kissed him several times without waiting for him to finish speaking, "We still look down on them, what are we fussing about with them? Then your head?"

"Oh, my bald head was shaved in a small barbershop near here. It cost two yuan, and I came up with the name after two days of thinking, but it's a pity that no one called it at all. The clothes are also not worn by other monks. I spent some money to buy them. The Buddhist scriptures were picked up by me and they don’t want them... Well, I’m probably the only monk who treats me like this. Other monks look down on me a bit , I was asked to do the dirty and tiring work by myself. Everyone who knew me at the foot of the mountain—except Lao Guo—called me a 'fake monk'. Fortunately, the little abbot was kind and didn't push me away, so I will I bought a folding bed by myself and lived up the mountain. I usually cook and wash the dishes. After eating, I wander around, worship Buddha, go to the foot of the mountain to sell things, and chat with Lao Guo. In fact, I am quite comfortable. of."

Sui Qiqing patted his bald head pityingly, "Brother, if you want to fix it yourself, you can fix it yourself. Why do you have to shave your hair? Your original hairstyle is so beautiful."

Sui Yiwei slapped his hand away, "No way? Since I was with you, you have never been willing to let me go into the barber shop. I finally spent two yuan on my head. Look at you who love you! "

Sui Qiqing didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "My silly brother, why do I love two dollars? I love your hair. Brother, it's not me praising myself, it's your facial features that are so straight and three-dimensional, I shaved the one for you Cunto suits you very well, it looks like a young man in his 24s, and he also has a very masculine flavor!"

"Really?" Sui Yiwei was coaxed to be happy again, and rubbed his head embarrassingly, "Hey, actually, I also think that a bald head is not as good-looking as before. All right, when I save it, you should shave it for me."

"En." Sui Qiqing couldn't wait to respond.

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