Chaoba

The new daughter-in-law that Guangjun is looking for is Lin Xi, a small third-line model, with fair skin, beautiful skin and long legs, and she is also very gentle, soft-spoken, and looks shy.Guangjun was so fascinated that he plunged into the palace of marriage like a brat.Sui Yiwei also looked hopeless, and when the little girl whispered to him, he rubbed his hands and giggled for a long time, and resolutely refused to call him sister-in-law, saying "Sister Lin" every time, and he almost forced him to call himself "Wei" brother".Sui Qiqing was so angry that she quickly pinched his ears and carried him away, and then picked him up several times on the bed, so that he didn't dare to act stupid anymore.Asking Sui Yiwei to organize the wedding, not only Guangjun was worried, but even Sui Qiqing felt uneasy in his heart, fearing that his wife would be abducted by someone else's wife.But Sui Yiwei kept making troubles on the bed for several days, and he was plausible, saying that although he is useless for other things, he is a good hand at organizing events, no one can compare to him, Sui Qiqing just won't let him do it He deliberately wanted to conceal his talent, but he didn't have a good eye.Seeing that he insisted on messing around, Sui Qiqing had no choice but to agree, and then took off his pants and pressed him firmly; as for Guangjun, thinking that he had also held a wedding for Sui Yiwei, he agreed to let him hold a wedding for himself. Yes, right is a courtesy.In addition, Guang Jun actually thinks that Sui Yiwei is quite smart and should do a good job.

The wedding theme designed by Sui Yiwei was a country wedding, which was indeed very successful, and could even be regarded as a classic wedding ceremony in Suijiazhuang, and it was used by Suijiazhuang for several years after that.What needs to be explained here is that the reason why it is successful and classic has nothing to do with Sui Yiwei's talent, mainly because this wedding strictly abides by the rituals and procedures of rural weddings, without any breakthroughs or innovations.The process is so simple and boring that it makes Guangjun jump his feet and point his fingers!First, a team of wedding cars picks up the bride, and then pays homage, and then the host, Sui Yiwei, hosts the exchange of rings, and then the bride and groom toast and eat.The only difference from Guangjun's first wedding was that this day also happened to be the relocation ceremony of Suijiazhuang, and Sui Yiwei had a buffet, so the people in Suijiazhuang and the dogs, cats, mice, The long worms and other living creatures all showed their faces, and they didn't pull any of them away. They crowded the wedding venue with their cheeks puffed up in a mess.Until the end of Sui Yiwei's hosting, Guang Jun was still vaguely expecting what kind of big move Sui Yiwei would make. As a result, Sui Yiwei took the microphone and said affectionately in the background music of "Good Luck Every Day", "Okay, today's wedding That's it, let's put away the food you are tired of, and then kick these two into the bridal chamber with your hands. Oh, by the way, everyone is welcome to come to the bridal chamber tonight."

Guangjun stopped doing it as soon as he heard it, took two steps forward and grabbed Sui Yiwei's hand, and said with a stiff smile, "Is this the end?"

Sui Yiwei blinked, "It's so organized, there was no trouble at all, it was very successful!"

After knowing Sui Yiwei's highest goal, Guangjun was completely dumbfounded. He regretted so much that he lowered his voice to discuss with Sui Yiwei: "I don't care! You can think of other activities for me, this is not lively at all, people are here Quite a lot, but I was busy eating, no one looked at me and my wife at all, we were just like two decorations, it’s rare that my wife is so beautiful today! You have to think of some lively activities for me, let me and I Show your face, daughter-in-law, or I will seriously question your ability!"

Sui Yiwei slapped his forehead, "Oh! There is one more important event, I almost forgot! I'm so stupid, you stand back." Sui Yiwei cleared his throat again, "Everyone pay attention, don't eat I’ve been eating all morning. Although I’m not short of money, don’t push yourself to death. Let me tell you first, I don’t pay for medical expenses... Well, the most important event is about to start It's a once-in-a-century event! It would be a pity if you missed it, everyone turned around to watch the excitement!"

Sure enough, the living creatures moved their mouths and turned their eyes to the stage.

Guangjun was also very happy, and obediently took the little daughter-in-law's hand and leaned back.

After Sui Yiwei shouted, he waved vigorously to Sui Qiqing who was in the audience. Sui Qiqing was looking at him with a smirk, and when he saw him waving, he hurried up to help.Sui Qiqing ran up to him out of breath and before he could stand still, Sui Yiwei knelt down in front of him with a thud.Sui Yiwei knelt down so hard that even the wooden platform shook, Sui Qiqing was so frightened that he danced and jumped back two steps.

The mouths of all the living creatures stopped moving. The people, dogs, cats, mice, and worms in the audience, as well as the Guangjun couple and Sui Qiqing on the stage all blinked at him.Sui Yiwei was also taken aback, because he originally wanted to kneel on one knee like in the movie, which is beautiful and cool, but in the midst of the flash, Sui Yiwei was entangled in which leg to kneel on, but he didn't expect two legs to kneel. I was so excited that I bent it together, and it turned out to be like my son was going to kowtow to my father.Sui Yiwei's head was running fast for a few seconds and it was still in a dead state, vaguely feeling that his marriage proposal ceremony was about to fail.Sure enough, because of slippery fingers and kneeling, the ring in the trouser pocket was not easy to hold. Sui Yiwei searched for a long time with sweat on his forehead before he found the ring. He quickly opened the box and lifted it tremblingly. Kneeling and moving two steps towards Sui Qiqing.

Except for Sui Qiqing and Guangjun on the stage, everyone still looked confused. They didn't see clearly what Sui Yiwei was up to, and they didn't know what he was doing. Kowtow for New Year's money?

Although Sui Qiqing knew what Sui Yiwei was going to do, he still couldn't believe it, and his head was dizzy.Sui Qiqing held her breath, raised her hand helplessly, put it down, raised her hand to cover her mouth, and finally covered her heart that was about to pop out.

Sui Yiwei had originally prepared a big speech, and he was confident that he could move this stinky boy to tears, but now Sui Yiwei was holding himself back to tears, and he still couldn't remember a word, the most important sentence What do you say?I marry you or you marry me?Sui Yiwei muttered in a low voice for a long time and felt that it didn't go well, so he raised his head and shouted clearly: "I want that, that, you!" He was thick-skinned enough, and after calming down for a while, he gritted his teeth and simply grabbed Sui Qiqing's left hand, wanting to put a ring on him directly, thinking that this is the case anyway, and it would be nice to be able to complete the last step perfectly.Unexpectedly, the ring became too small for some reason, and Sui Yiwei acted very rudely, almost rubbing off a layer of skin on Sui Qiqing, but he still put it on.Before he could heave a sigh of relief, Sui Yiwei realized why the ring was too small, because he was put on his middle finger by others, and he quickly grabbed Sui Qiqing's wrist and pulled it out, like pulling a carrot. After using it, I was still muttering, "I'm wrong, it seems..."

Sui Qiqing couldn't speak, stood there for a while and then knelt down with a puff, shouted "Brother" and grabbed the head in front of him and began to kiss him on the mouth.

Only then did all the living things react, their mouths finally found a function other than chewing, and they "coaxed" to blow up the pot, and the bubbling noise blasted the poplars in April into the sky.

The two shameless people on the stage gnawed for a while before regaining some consciousness, and vaguely heard scolding from the audience.

"What the hell! Shame on you! Get off! Haven't you seen so many dolls here? If you teach them badly, who are they?!"

"Hey! I saw two live rabbits! The forest is so big that there are all kinds of birds!"

"Sui Yiwei's younger brother is really well raised, and he directly raised him in his own bed. No wonder he didn't give money to his father, but gave it to him."

"No, he's just crazy! Let me tell you, why did he raise a boy and not a girl? That's what he said! This Sui Qiqing must have been fucked by him since he was a child..."

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The veins on Sui Qiqing's neck burst out, and he let go of Sui Yiwei, who was still in a daze, and was about to rush down the stage aggressively.Seeing that the scene was about to get out of control, Guangjun was so anxious that his forehead was sweating, he quickly kicked Sui Yiwei's buttocks, "What are you doing at my wedding?! You stole the limelight! Come on, grab your baby boy!" Go back!"

Sui Yiwei regained his senses for a while, and didn't want to make too much trouble, so he quickly stood up and held Sui Qiqing back, saying, "Let's go to the back, don't follow them..."

Before he finished speaking, a cake flew out from nowhere and flew straight to Sui Yiwei's forehead, and Sui Qiqing was blocked by him with his side.

Seeing the white cream falling from Sui Qiqing's head, Sui Yiwei felt distressed and anxious, picked up the microphone at his feet and yelled loudly: "Who the hell threw it?!"

No one cared about what he said, and they were all busy looking for things to throw away. All kinds of cakes, candies, glasses, and leather shoes rushed to his forehead. Sui Yiwei was so frightened that he quickly threw the microphone and ran away. Sui Qiqing moved nimbly and kept blocking him, protecting him tightly.

Seeing his little daughter-in-law being thrown all over her body, Guangjun hated his teeth so much that he picked up the microphone on the ground and said loudly, "Try throwing another damn thing! You haven't given the house yet! A set of 40 yuan Go buy it with your own money, or sleep on your mother’s street if you don’t buy it!”

After Guangjun yelled, the audience immediately fell silent, not even the cries of the children could be heard.

"Damn! What are these things!" Guangjun was so angry that he smashed the microphone on the ground, spat on the ground, turned around and pulled the frightened little daughter-in-law to leave.Several village cadres in Suijiazhuang quickly squeezed out of the crowd and grabbed him, making all kinds of low-key apologies.

Sui Yiwei hid in a corner and helped Sui Qiqing wipe off his face, seeing him smirking at himself with a head of cream and red wine on his face, Sui Yiwei felt very uncomfortable, feeling that he had wronged him again.

"Get out! What are you still doing here?!" Guangjun turned his head again, pointed at the people under the stage with his finger, and pushed away a group of village cadres who were sticking to him, "What are you doing around me? ?! Go home and get the money! Let me tell you, we have lost any of our fellowship in the village, and we can’t lose even one penny of this money!”

Sui Yiwei glanced off the stage, the group of people didn't move, they just looked at Guangjun.Sui Yiwei sighed, helped Sui Qiqing get up, patted his buttocks and walked in front of Guangjun, and smiled apologetically, "Guangjun, I'm sorry, you made me mess up again."

Guangjun wiped the sweat off his face, "It's none of your business. Damn it! A bunch of heartless bastards, I'll set them on fire as soon as the money is collected, and burn them in front of them! I'm also angry." kill them!"

Sui Yiwei thought for a while, then slowly picked up the microphone on the ground, sat cross-legged on the ground again, and smiled at the audience: "I didn't lie to you, did I? It was a big scene, right? Sigh! I have been laughed at by you since I was a child, and now I have been laughing at you all my life. The biggest jokes are all for you to read! Those...those who are unhappy to see Lao Tzu get rich should be happy now, so what if Sui Yiwei is rich, he is still a rabbit son, he still likes to be fucked in the ass, and Can't have a son, can't you? Sui Yiwei is not as good as you; and those who like to gossip are also happy, go back and talk to your seven aunts and eight aunts, just say Sui Yiwei is a pervert , I don’t like people who are protruding and backwards, but I especially like people with handles, and the embarrassment of his proposal today is enough for you to talk about for half your life. It’s done, my big joke is not enough to make you laugh Are you happy? If you are happy, give a smiley face and applaud!"

There was still no movement under the stands, so Sui Yiwei had no choice but to hold the microphone up and clap his hands, "Thank you everyone. By the way, there is another bigger scene for everyone to watch, right? That's me I'm going to have a wedding with Qiqing." After speaking, she turned her head, "Hey, Qiqing, when do you want to do it?"

Sui Qiqing's heart felt astringent, and he opened his mouth slightly, just about to explain tomorrow, but felt that it was too hasty, so he said quickly: "Just... next week."

"Okay." Sui Yiwei nodded, and then rushed down the stage and said, "We will do it next week, and I will notify you when the time comes. I will give you a letter in advance. My family can talk about Qiqing. The one in Suijiazhuang, that day Those who are willing to come to our wedding with a smile will each receive two more flats, but don’t force it, if you really can’t see it, let it go, don’t make yourself sick because of the two flats, it’s not worth it Isn’t it? Also, Gang Guangjun also said that it was you who made him angry, not me. You can figure it out yourself. Why is he happy, when he and his little wife are happy, those two buildings will still be yours." Seeing that the group of people were still in a daze, Sui Yiwei got up and raised his hands, "No, I said you are still stupid What are you doing in a daze, why are you looking like a piece of wood? Hurry up and make trouble with Teng Guangjun! He wants to make a fuss, so you make trouble with him to death! If the fuss is not enough, you will lose two buildings! Just rush to those two buildings Are you still making trouble to kill him?!"

After Sui Yiwei finished speaking, he hurriedly dragged Sui Qiqing away.Sure enough, the crowd boiled up again, rushing toward Guangjun and his little wife with a roar of chatter.

"Fuck! Sui Yiwei, you bastard!" Guangjun just finished cursing this sentence, and was carried into a big basket of wine bottles like a pig, and his little daughter-in-law was dragged away.