Chaoba

This place became the place where the children of Suijiazhuang gathered.A group of children with their buttocks exposed came running under the call of the neighbor's children as soon as they put down their bowls. They didn't run home rolling in mud until the adults yelled and ate at their door.Because the conditions in the village have improved a bit in the past few years, most of the older children have entered the school and learned to read and write, and the place has become a bit lonely, with only bare buttocks left.So originally Sui Yiwei disdained coming here, but in order to publicize the achievements of catching the rabbit last night, Sui Yiwei still came for a stroll, afraid that the kids would not believe him, Sui Yiwei even stuffed a rabbit bone in his pants pocket.

When Sui Yiwei arrived, a group of children were chattering around.

"What are you doing?" Sui Yiwei asked while finding half a brick and stuffing it under his butt.

Qing Bao, who took the lead, looked back and saw that it was Sui Yiwei, so he rolled his eyes and didn't bother to pay attention to him.Seeing no one to talk to, Sui Yiwei ate melon seeds and took a closer look. Hey, there was a little dirty boy in a padded jacket sitting on the ground. "Hey, who does this kid belong to? Why is he still wearing a padded jacket in the hot weather?"

"Stupid you, he wears a padded jacket because he's a little hipster, you don't even know that you're a big hipster!" Qing Bao turned around and quickly choked Sui Yiwei, and a group of brats laughed coaxingly .Sui Yiwei felt very humiliated, so he spat out the melon seeds in his mouth far away.

"Come on, this is our place, we don't let you play here." A group of children started chirping to expel outsiders again.

The little Chaoba sat on the ground motionless as if he hadn't heard it.

"Hey, I'll give you a trick." Sui Yiwei just spat out a piece of melon seeds, and quickly stuffed a melon seed into his mouth, "Throw him with dirt, this kind of bastard can't understand human words, and he knows when it hurts." gone."

Qing Bao thought it was right, turned around and picked up a marble-sized stone from the ground, and threw it on Xiao Chaoba's face with a "slap".The little Chaoba's hair was so long that it covered half of his face, and the remaining half of his face was covered with dirt. At first glance, he looked like a clay figurine. The clay figurine was also slow to react, and still didn't move as if he didn't feel any pain.The group of children suddenly became courageous, and they picked up stones and clods from the ground and threw them at Chaoba. The little Chaoba felt the pain, hummed and stood up, but still refused to leave.

Sui Yiwei was eating melon seeds while watching the fun, and shouted anxiously, "Don't throw it on him, he will definitely not hurt in cotton clothes, throw it on his face, throw it on his forehead... that's right..."

Seeing that Xiao Chaoba was swaying from the beating, Sui Yiwei grinned happily, and was suddenly dazzled while smiling.Sui Yiwei stopped laughing, stared blankly at Xiao Chaoba for a while, and smacked his lips.

"Hey, hey, don't throw it away, don't beat people up again." Sui Yiwei hurriedly spat out the melon seeds.

A group of children are addicted to playing, and Sui Yiwei has no prestige, so no one listens to him at all.

Sui Yiwei had no choice but to stand up, casually took a clod the size of half a palm, shook it in his hand, and threw it on Qing Bao's head.The soil clod was hitting the back of Qing Bao's head, and the soil scattered all over his head. Qing Bao cried "Wow", and ran home, yelling loudly that he wanted people from the Public Security Bureau to arrest Sui Yiwei.The remaining group of children also ran around blindly, and I don't know who took the lead. While running, a group of children turned their heads and sang nonsense songs loudly: Old Tianbao is 38, and he is only [-] to marry a wife.The little daughter-in-law has a big belly and gave birth to a baby within two days of entering the house.That doll is also very nasty, sooner or later she will be in handcuffs!

Seeing Qing Bao and others fled in defeat, Sui Yiwei immediately felt a sense of accomplishment. He also hummed "Lao Tian Bao 38" and walked in front of Xiao Chaoba. As soon as he walked in, he could smell a pungent sour smell.Sui Yiwei shut his mouth and covered his nose and looked at him carefully from head to toe.

"What's your name?" Sui Yiwei looked down at him.

The little Chaoba took a step back, slowly tightened the padded jacket, turned around and was about to leave.

"Hey... don't go, are you stupid?" Sui Yiwei chased after him.

"Are you dumb? Are you hungry?"

Hearing this, Xiao Chao stopped, raised his head and looked at Sui Yiwei through his messy hair.

Sui Yiwei knew that he had grasped the lifeblood of this little Chaoba, so he threw the leftover sunflower head into his arms, and Xiao Chaoba followed Sui Yiwei step by step, nibbling sunflower seeds and pulling two big broken shoes.

Some people in the village were very surprised to see the strange combination of this little rascal with a little Chaoba. Tian Cai yelled at Sui Yiwei from a distance with a hoe on his shoulder: "What's the matter? This is finding a little wife for myself? You can see clearly, don't be a Bring a handle!"

Zhang Laosi also smiled at Sui Yiwei with his toothless mouth, "Stinky boy, I heard from your master that you caught a big rabbit? Did the smell of meat last night come from your house?" The Sui family man called his grandfather Master, grandma is called Lao Nai.

"Yeah, yeah, it's as big as a pot lid." Sui Yiwei deliberately pretended not to care, but felt complacent in his heart.

"Can you give me a bowl?"

Sui Yiwei immediately stopped looking at Zhang Lao Si, and raised his neck and said, "I've already run out of food!"

Hearing Sui Yiwei's voice, Laishi took a rolling pin and ran out in small steps, cursing as he ran, "You goddamn son of a bitch! You dare to throw bricks at Qingbao, go and see his head!" Get on the big bag!"

When Laishi came out tremblingly, Sui Yiwei led Xiao Chaoba and walked away swaggeringly.

"Hey, don't you think it's strange? Why does he have a little Chaoba?" Zhang Laosi scratched his back with his palm fan.

"What good things can he do!" Laishi spat on the ground, "Wasn't the rabbit he ate last night? It's a good rabbit! He will be punished sooner or later!"

As soon as Sui Yiwei tricked Xiao Chaoba into his yard, he immediately closed the gate.

The little Chaoba was not afraid, and after wiping his nose, he stretched out his hand like a dead tree branch to Sui Yiwei.

Sui Yiwei rolled his eyes, "Wait." It took him a long time to get into the room before he came out with half a cornbread.

Xiao Chao stared straight at Wotou, and stretched his hands even longer.

"Want to eat?" Sui Yiwei raised the cornbread on purpose, "You show me what's hanging around your neck, and I'll eat it for you."

Xiao Chaoba hugged the big padded jacket with only two buttons left, and walked towards the door.

"Hey...you wait..." Seeing that he wasn't fooled, Sui Yiwei went into the house again, ruthlessly grabbed a handful of peanuts to be planted in the coming year, "I just took a look, and I don't want yours. I'll give you peanuts." Sui Yiwei handed the peanuts forward.

Seeing the handful of red and plump peanuts, Xiao Chaoba was visibly shaken, and stood silently for a long time.Sui Yiwei was not in a hurry, and stood with him leisurely.

After a while, the little tide reached into the neckline and pulled out a shiny little thing.Sui Yiwei hurriedly moved his eyes closer to see that there was a small yellow and orange Maitreya Buddha tied to a thick rope!Before Sui Yiwei saw it clearly, Xiao Chaoba stuffed the things into his clothes again, stepped forward and snatched half of the cornbread and peanuts from Sui Yiwei's hand, and began to gobble them up voraciously.

Is it gold or copper?Sui Yiwei had never seen copper nor gold, so he couldn't tell the difference.Regardless of the gold and copper, let's talk about it, Sui Yiwei just made up his mind when he saw that Xiao Chaoba had already finished eating the cornbread and peanuts, and was licking the scum of the cornbread on his hands.

"Do you still want to eat?"

Xiao Chaoba quickly stretched out his hand again.

"You give me the thing on your neck to play with for two days, how about I give you two corn breads and two handfuls of peanuts?"

Now Xiao Chaoba turned around and ran out the door without even thinking.

"Hey, I want to leave after eating my food, there is no door." Sui Yiwei chased to the door, grabbed Xiao Chaoba's weed-like hair with one hand, and touched his neck with the other. As soon as he touched the rope with a handful of dirt, Sui Yiwei yelled "Ouch", "Xiao Chaoba, fuck you! How dare you bite me?!"

The arm that Sui Yiwei touched the rope was bitten by Xiao Chaoba, Sui Yiwei quickly let go of the other hand, and slapped Xiao Chaoba hard on the face.Only then did Xiao Chaoba stop talking, and pushed Sui Yiwei away, opened the door and ran out.When Sui Yiwei looked at his bitten arm, it was bleeding from the bite!

"Damn it!" Sui Yiwei thought, what's the matter?Even a little hipster dares to bully me?The more Sui Yiwei thought about it, the more wronged he felt, the more he felt that he couldn't swallow this breath, so he ran after him.

The little Chaoba may have just eaten cornbread and peanuts, and his strength is full. Wearing two torn and big PLA shoes, he can actually pedal his two short legs very fast.Sui Yiwei chased him all the way to the Mishui River with his long and thin legs.Sui Yiwei straightened his long legs and kicked forward vigorously, staggered a bit, and finally successfully kicked Xiao Chaoba down.Sui Yiwei strode over, stamped his feet a few more times, saw Xiao Chaoba rolling several times on the ground, then held him down and began to touch the little Buddha again.

"Ouch! You're here again?!" Sui Yiwei squeezed Xiao Chaoba's cheeks hard, "Ouch! I don't want your stuff anymore, so just spit it out!"

When Sui Yiwei was finally freed from Xiaochao's mouth, there was another bloody tooth mark on his arm.

Xiao Chaoba took a few steps back, panting heavily in his nostrils, half bent his body and grinned, looking like he was about to bite Sui Yiwei into pieces.

"Damn it!" Sui Yiwei originally wanted to forget it, it's not worth provoking a biting lunatic, but seeing him like that, Sui Yiwei couldn't swallow it anymore, I'm still afraid of you, a seven or eight-year-old chick? !

Sui Yiwei took a fancy to a branch on the ground, and grabbed it, "Give it to me! Otherwise, I'll beat you to death!" Sui Yiwei waved the branch in his hand pretentiously, and the dead leaves fell down with a clatter.

Xiao Chaoba was stunned, turned around and looked at the Mishui River behind him, took two steps back and jumped down with a "poof", wading through the water and then ran to the depths of the water, the little man who was more than one meter passed away in a short while. Top, no shadow.

Sui Yiwei was taken aback, "Hey! There is a puddle by the water! Don't go in there...I don't want your stuff anymore, I really don't! I won't lie to you! Come back!"

Even though Sui Yiwei was good at water, he didn't dare to go down this place easily. Everyone in Suijiazhuang knew that there were many puddles in this place, and the water was deep, so there were water ghosts.If you accidentally get entangled in your legs by a water ghost, you will never get up again. Every year in Suijiazhuang, there are always one or two young people who do not believe in evil and try their best to drown in this place.

Sui Yiwei was really startled, he shouted for a while and took two steps forward, but there was no sound in the water.Sui Yiwei's heart skipped a beat, and he looked around and saw that there was no one around. Sui Yiwei ran back, thinking while running, it's none of my business, Xiao Chaoba was stupid, he wanted to jump into the river, and he couldn't rely on others!