Chaoba

Mishui River is a good river.The Mishui River made a big bend from south to north and bypassed Suijiazhuang from the east, which not only made it easier for Suijiazhuang to drink water, but also cultivated a large flat and fertile land for Suijiazhuang on the west bank over the years. , I am very envious of Yunzizhuang on the west side of Suijiazhuang.Especially in a severe drought year like this year, the Mishui River is so good, God didn't rain a single drop, and the grass in Suijiazhuang was so green and tender, it was gratifying.

"A good river, a good river." Zhang Laosi, a foreigner at the end of the village, hid under the big locust tree and waved his broken cattail fan.

"Yes, yes, it's not that this good river will starve us to death this year." The blind woman Lai Shi responded repeatedly with her mouth puckered, rubbing corn cobs with her hands, and casually A rubbed corn cob rolled to the feet of the rice dumpling.In a short while, the small pile of golden corn cobs on the ground gradually only had red cores left, and the gray cloth was covered with corn crumbs.

"Qingbao, come back, come back, let's eat later." Lai Shi raised his neck and shouted into the sky in a drawn-out tone.After shouting, he got up and slapped the gray cloth clothes on his body, shook the dustpan full of corn grains and said, "Father Guoren, I'll cook first, so don't delay eating." Zhang Laosi patted the cattail fan In response.

After a while, a dirty and thin child rushed over quickly, passed through the century-old pagoda tree where Zhang Laosi was sitting next to, and stirred up a cloud of dust.The child rushed to eat and shouted while running, "Grandma, let me tell you, there is a little tide in the village." Zhang Laosi repeatedly slapped the dirt that was about to puff his nose, coughing and punching the child behind his buttocks. He yelled, "Qingbao...cough...slow down, Xiao Chaoba is not afraid, he will bite you and I will beat him with a stick." Chaoba is a unique dialect in this area, which means fool.

Suijiazhuang has only a few hundred acres of land from the west end of the village to the east end of the village, and it is densely packed with a hundred or so households. Except for a few migrant households with mixed surnames who live at the end of the village, the residents at the head of the village are all surnamed Sui without exception.Suijiazhuang said that the broken head was only the size of a little finger, and someone in the village cooked some oil in the pot, and the greedy little ones in the West head sucked their noses and swallowed saliva.If there is a news about a daughter-in-law stealing a man, it will be regarded as a big event in the village. It is guaranteed to make the villagers chew their mouths for several months, and it will be strange not to shame the thief to death.Therefore, the folk customs here have always been very good, and the long-mouthed daughters-in-law can only chew some unimportant things for dinner, such as porridge or steamed corn bread, which is very tasteless.No, the village has finally figured out a not-so-small event—a small tide has come to the village.Many years later, some villagers will talk about that little Chaoba, along with the weird things that happened in the village that day, such as the notorious coward Yiwei in the village who caught a white rabbit the size of a pot in the dark; Tian Fu's father, who had been paralyzed for two years, finally breathed his last; what was even more surprising was that when Xiang Toon passed by Tian Cai's house, he found a big long worm with arms and wrists twisted several times at the gate of his house. I had a tooth sacrifice for several days.But it is a pity that the villagers at that time did not thoroughly study Marxism-Leninism, and did not understand that the world is universally connected. Therefore, despite all the signs, the villagers failed to understand the secrets, and even gave people The soul-caller came to eat and found nothing wrong, although her great-grandson was the first to spot the little tide.Of course, this is for another day.Let's go back to this unusual day first. In fact, a big thing happened on this day, but few people know about it.

The village head of Suijiazhuang is Guangjun, who is only in his early twenties, a young boy with oily hair and flour noodles, but he is not to be underestimated. Although he is small, he has actually been to high school for two years and has been to four years. He went to the county seat, so he had a lot of prestige in the village.Guangjun's father is also powerful. He used to be the captain of the village, but he has been the secretary of the branch. Look, for 40 years, he has never changed anyone else. Few emperors have been in power for such a long time.All in all, Guangjun's family is a real family of officials, and everyone in the village should take a high look at it.

The setting sun was dizzy, and it finally took away some of the heat that had evaporated, making it look a little more pleasant.When Guangjun sneaked out from Huajun's house, he didn't walk on the two-foot-wide avenue next to Huajun's house, but slipped into the dry puddle behind his house.As soon as he turned around, when he looked up, he was so angry that he was half dead.I saw that rascal Sui Yiwei was lying on the window of Hua Jun's house and looking inside with a half-leg-high wooden block under his feet.This Sui Yiwei is thirteen or fourteen years old, and he is quite tall, but he has no flesh on his body. He is thin and black, and looks like corn stalks in the field from a distance. Eyeballs, no matter how you look at them, they are so obscene, and whenever there are some evil things that happen in the village, he is probably responsible for them. He is hated by everyone in the village and has gained a notorious reputation as a coward.Only his 82-year-old grandfather, Sui Baozhu, regarded him as a treasure. Whenever someone sued him, Sui Baozhu would poke his half-deaf left ear, "What are you talking about? Lah." Seeing that the theory fails, those who complained often cursed, "You son of a bitch who eats shit, follow the old dog!" Then he relieved himself.

Right now, Guangjun swallowed hard, and walked over quietly, the little rascal just opened his mouth wide and looked in his eyes, but he didn't notice it at all, until he suddenly felt a pain in his leg, and then made a "thump" sound Rolled off the window.As soon as he looked up and saw Guangjun's angry eyes, Sui Yiwei immediately laughed "hehe" twice, forced down his two thin legs that wanted to run, and hurriedly got up.

"What are you looking at, do you still want to be ashamed, little bastard?" Guang Junhu lowered his face and lowered his voice.

"Brother Guangjun, don't worry, I will definitely not tell others." Sui Yiwei looked at Guangjun carefully.

"What are you talking about? I didn't do anything! If you dare to chew a word with someone, I won't kill you!" Guang Jun poked his finger on Sui Yiwei's forehead, turned around to see if no one was there, and was about to leave.

"Hey..." Sui Yiwei grabbed his arm, "Brother Guangjun, I won't tell anyone, do you have to give us money?"

"How much do you want?" Guang Jun narrowed his eyes.

"Hey, it's not too much, just give me ten yuan."

"It's not much." Guangjun raised his foot and kicked Sui Yiwei's chest.Sui Yiwei fell to the ground with an "Ouch" and opened his mouth wide to shout, but Guangjun quickly took off a shoe and stuffed it into his mouth forcefully.Before Sui Yiwei could spit it out, Guangjun stepped on his cheek with his left foot, opened his arms, struggled to maintain his balance, then raised his other foot and kicked him hard on his chest and stomach.He kicked and shouted "ten yuan", and after kicking several ten yuan, Guangjun jumped off his face, "Is that enough?!"

Sui Yiwei coughed and spat out the dirty shoe, and spit out a few mouthfuls of soil stuck to the shoe, curled up for a long time without getting up, "Enough...enough."

Guangjun picked up the shoes, raised his legs and hopped them on twice, pointing his finger at him, "Be careful! That poor family member of yours doesn't want it, just tell me! I can't subdue you. Son?!"

Seeing Guangjun walking away cursing, Sui Yiwei got up, groping for his slender arm while cursing inwardly, what a fool you are!I'm still a generation older than you, I'm your uncle!

Unable to let go of his hatred, Sui Yiwei spat on the back wall of Huajun's house again, and cursed softly, "Bah! Shameless big ass!"

This scolding again hooked up the scene that he had just peeked at, and Sui Yiwei didn't want to go home anymore, so he turned and ran towards the village.When I ran there panting, there was no one in the field, and the work in the field was not busy at this time, and the villagers came late and left early.

The sun went down, leaving behind a dark world and densely grown wheat seedlings. A gust of hot wind blew by, and the corn stalks rustled in unison, making people breathless.Sui Yiwei looked around furtively, making sure that there was indeed no one left, so he took off his pants carelessly, closed his eyes, and thought about Huajun's wife's big buttocks slowly pulling up his little dick Come.The aroma of freshly pumped corn wafted up with heat waves, and the happy Sui Yiwei hummed twice, tilted his neck and grinned wide.

When it was over, Sui Yiwei bowed and wiped the dirty things on the grass casually, and caught a furry thing, subconsciously grabbed it vigorously and looked again, huh!What a big white rabbit!It's as big as a pot lid!

Sui Yiwei pinched the rabbit's neck and picked it up, feeling the heavy weight in his arms and the powerful kick of the rabbit's hind legs, Sui Yiwei still felt like he was dreaming. ?

That night Sui Yiwei broke in the door early, slaughtered the rabbit neatly, and boiled a big pot full of it in the pot that was rusted due to lack of oil and water all the year round. Went to Suijiazhuang.The cubs in the village who were so greedy were yelling at home, and adults scolded and dogs barked one after another.Sui Baozhu bit the rotten rabbit meat with his toothless mouth, tears and snot running down his face.At night, Sui Yiwei licked the shredded meat under his fingernails and fell into a dream with the smell of meat in his mouth. In the dream, a group of rabbits the size of a pot ran around the field, gnawed up the corn stalks, and there was an endless expanse of whiteness. "Catch the rabbit!" Sui Yiwei shouted in his dream.

Because of the rabbit meat he ate last night, Sui Yiwei was in a good mood that day. He drank another bowl of broth with the cornbread in the morning, and then walked out with half a sunflower head while belching.

On the westernmost side of Suijiazhuang, that is, to the west of Dahuaishu, there is a large vacant lot. It used to be the old house of the only landlord in the village. After the thin old landlord was overthrown, the old house was also stripped.There used to be some bricks left in the old house, but within a few years, people from Suijiazhuang broke them off one by one and put them into their own yard, and a family of bricks went into Baijiayuan.In this way, there is only one foundation left for a big house, and the original appearance of the house can still be vaguely seen. Occasionally, the children can dig out half of a blue brick when digging.