Chaoba

Sui Yiwei was running, when he suddenly heard a naive "help" behind him.Sui Yiwei turned around and ran desperately towards the river. Sure enough, a small black head was floating up and down in the water.

When Sui Yiwei got into the water, he cursed inwardly, damn it!Why is my head twitching again, I'm afraid I'm going to die this time!

Sui Yiwei threw off the broken straw sandals, and swam towards the head with a beautiful splash.But when Sui Yiwei swam into the deep water and raised his head, how could there be any shadow of that head?Sui Yiwei panicked a little, calmed down secretly, wiped his face, took a deep breath, and dived into a large puddle nearby.Fortunately, Xiao Chaoba's torn padded jacket was dark enough, even though the water was stirred up very muddy, Sui Yiwei recognized him with squinted eyes, accurately grabbed Xiao Chaoba's hair, wrapped his arms around his neck and swam desperately into the water.

Xiao Chaoba's big padded jacket was filled with water, like a sack full of wheat, and Sui Yiwei couldn't use his strength when he fell.Sui Yiwei couldn't exhale the breath he took, so he gritted his teeth, blushed and kicked his legs vigorously, and finally floated out of the water before he died of suffocation.Sui Yiwei pinched Xiao Chaoba's neck to keep his head out of the water. He took two deep breaths, took off his big padded jacket after a long time, and then swam towards the shore.

When he got to the shore, Sui Yiwei spat out a mouthful of river water with aquatic plants, his long legs were trembling all the time, and he squatted down on the ground.After a while, Sui Yiwei finally caught his breath, and quickly crawled over and reached out to pat Xiao Chaoba's face.broken!no response!Sui Yiwei hastily slapped him twice, but there was still no response.Sui Yiwei started to break out in cold sweat from fright, and after a while he remembered how the villagers rescued the child who fell into the water, so he quickly slapped himself hard twice to cheer himself up, threw Xiao Chaoba face down on his shoulders, and His shoulder blades, so thin as bones, supported his stomach, and he dragged his two short legs to run back and forth on the bank in circles, shouting as he ran: Come back, the soul of the fool is back, come back Eat big white steamed buns, big white steamed buns, white and fragrant.

Hearing someone shouting their souls by the Mishui River, the villagers knew that someone must have fallen into the water again. After a while, a large group of people surrounded Ulala by the Mishui River.Whenever someone fell into the water, it was the time when the people of Suijiazhuang gathered most fully and quickly.The adults all put their arms around their babies and asked each other happily: "Whose family's baby is this?" At the same time, they were also ready to show sympathy to a certain family in the village.

"I don't know, which one is it?"

"Which child is missing in the village?"

"Isn't the soul-calling coward Yiwei?"

Guang Jun shouted at Sui Yiwei: "Whose baby did you save? It's not He Wei who came to Tian's house, right?"

"You let a mouse gnaw your butt! Isn't my Hewei here well!"

Seeing so many people surrounding him, Sui Yiwei instantly felt that he had become a great hero. He ran even more vigorously, and pushed away a person who was going to carry him, "No, it's a Xiaochao who doesn't know where he came from." bar."

Hearing this, the enthusiasm of the villagers immediately dropped by more than half. They were a little disappointed and thought, why didn't it be He Wei from Lai Tian's family or Shujun from Yuwei's family who died?Xiaochaoba from outside didn't know anyone, and he didn't talk about it, so a day or two passed by.

No one rushed to recite it for Sui Yiwei, but some people suggested: "Yiwei, you can't do this, you can dance with him on your back, maybe you can come back after jumping."

Sui Yiwei carried Xiao Chaoba on his shoulders and jumped vigorously on the spot. After jumping for a long time, he jumped down his spine with sweat profusely. When Sui Yiwei was completely exhausted, he suddenly felt a spit of water on his back.

"Oh! I've come back to life!" Sui Yiwei yelled loudly and became energetic again, jumping higher, and the fine sand from his feet flew all over the sky, covering Sui Yiwei's body.

Hearing the little man on his back coughed twice, Sui Yiwei put him down, and the villagers surrounded him with a whoosh, and put their hands under his nose, really angry.

"Oh, such a poor little boy, look at how dirty he is."

"That's not it, you're still naked, and you're not wearing anything."

"It's a boy, and there's a dick." The daughters-in-law talked happily.

Sui Yiwei glanced at it, and it turned out that Xiao Chaoba was wearing a big padded jacket all over his body, and the black spots on his legs were not his pants but the dirt accumulated on his body all year round.

Xiao Chaoba slowly opened his eyes, blinked and looked at the people around him in bewilderment, and passed out again.The people around were coaxed away like flies.

"Yiwei, how did he fall into the water?" Guangjun asked, holding his nose and taking two steps back.

Hearing someone ask, Sui Yiwei lost all his vibes all of a sudden, wiped the sweat off his face and muttered in a low voice: "How do I know? He is stupid, jumping into the water by himself, he's so small."

"You're talking nonsense! I saw it just now when I folded the reeds. It's obvious that you threw him into the water with a branch!" Qing Bao said in a high-pitched voice, and turned around to hide behind Laishi.

Sui Yiwei's face turned red with embarrassment, he straightened his neck and yelled, "You're just talking nonsense, obviously I saved him, I'm Lei Feng!"

"Shameless bastard, you are pretending to be Lei Feng and hit Wu Lei Hong!" Qing Bao raised his head and shouted at Sui Yiwei, "Then why do you think you have nothing to do to save a little tide? You still asked us to throw stones at noon today. He's coming!"

"It's Sui Yiwei's fault. I saw you leading this little Chaoba." Tian Cai nodded in agreement.

Laishi poked Sui Yiwei with his finger, "That's right, this bastard is still bullying Qingbao, please touch the big bump on his head." Laishi showed the back of Qingbao's head and showed it to the people around him one by one, and he was generous It makes people touch it.

Suijiazhuang is only that big in total, and everyone knows everyone's personality well. After touching the big bag on Qing Bao's head, everyone believed in Qing Bao.

Guangjun made a serious face, and kicked Sui Yiwei, "Did you do it?! Why are you so stupid, why did Suijiazhuang produce such a thing as you!"

Sui Yiwei saw that the matter had been revealed, and the situation was not good, so he bowed his body and wanted to slip away.

Guangjun grabbed Sui Yiwei's vest, "You want to run away after getting into trouble?"

"Then what should we do? He was originally a fag that no one wanted, and now that he's come back to life, what does he think of me?" Sui Yiwei drooped his head.

"At least let this bastard manage two meals!"

"That's right, find him two more clothes to wear, and bully a little hipster, it's unconscionable."

"Didn't you catch a big rabbit, give this kid a bowl of rabbit meat!"

The sympathy of the bystanders was aroused at this time, and they rushed to fight for Xiao Chaoba's interests, as if anyone who didn't speak up would be heartless.

Sui Yiwei knew that his notorious mouth was hard to beat, so he hung his head and remained silent.

"How about this, you carry this baby back, and you take care of it for two days, after you're done, I won't let you go if you don't take care of it! Our Sui family village's Renyi name can't let you be smoked with a piece of stinky rat shit. "Guangjun took out the airs of the village chief and made a verdict, and the villagers nodded in praise. Guangjun's sentence was better than that of Bao Qingtian, the people of our Suijiazhuang are really benevolent and righteous.

Sui Yiwei kicked the sand twice, reluctantly carried Xiao Chaoba on his back and walked home under the eyes of everyone condemning him.I don't know where to throw the straw sandals, and the stones along the way hurt Sui Yiwei's feet.

What is the old saying?This is a typical case of stealing chickens and losing nothing.

When Sui Yiwei walked to the village with Xiao Chaoba on his back, he saw Sui Baozhu, who was driving two skinny goats, staggering towards the Mishui River.

"Master, what are you doing?" Sui Yiwei hurriedly stopped him.

"Oh, you didn't...you didn't drown, did you?" Sui Baozhu wiped the muddy tears from the corners of his eyes with his arm.

"No, no, don't listen to other people's nonsense, go home quickly." Sui Yiwei shook his head impatiently, then listlessly walked home with his back on his back.

Sui Baozhu couldn't believe it, tremblingly, he touched Sui Yiwei and patted his thigh twice, "Fortunately, it's not Yiwei's soul, it's a real person."

Sui Baozhu felt relieved, led the two sheep, and followed Sui Yiwei home slowly with his back arched and his hands behind his back.Sui Baozhu's eyes were not very good, he stared at Sui Yiwei's back for a long time but couldn't see what he was carrying.

"Yiwei, are you carrying a cat or a dog?"

"It's a big living person."

"Oh, we dare not eat living people."

"I didn't let you eat it, so I took it home and kept it for two days!" Sui Yiwei was very angry.

"Yeah, we're a good family, we don't eat living people." Sui Baozhu groaned for a long time before spitting old phlegm on the ground.

As soon as Sui Yiwei stepped into the house, he felt a little pain in his neck, and the pain became more and more serious, "Oh, fuck you bastard! I saved your life! I will repay you for my kindness!"

Xiao Chaoba said obediently, struggled on Sui Yiwei's body, but couldn't break free, "You give me back my things."

Hearing the crisp voice next to his ear, Sui Yiwei was taken aback: "Ah? You are not dumb? Then why are you pretending to be dumb?"

Sui Yiwei put the man down, turned around and looked at the little clay figurine: "I didn't take anything from you."

"You've seen my stuff, who are you?" The child stood on the ground with bare feet, looking at Sui Yiwei timidly.

"Yo, you're not stupid." Sui Yiwei looked him over carefully again, only to find that the child's eyes were black and bright, and they were very clear.Sui Yiwei turned his head, "Okay, I'll give it to you later, you just sit down." Sui Yiwei took a Maza and handed it to him, "Don't try to run away, I won't give it to you if you run away."

The child sat on the saddle with his bare buttocks neatly, and looked at the small courtyard curiously.It is said to be a small courtyard, but in fact, a half-person-high earth wall was built with adobe blocks around the two earthen houses. There is only a wooden bolt on the wooden door, and there is no lock.There was no brick on the ground, and the grass grew extremely high. In the grass, a field of onions was planted, half a field of spinach, and green grasshoppers were flying around.Firewood was piled up in a mess for half of the yard, and two goats were tied to the hut, grazing leisurely.