Cannon fodder's death manual

Chapter 89 Wolf Totem

He followed the protagonist Shou with a hippie smile and quickly returned to the tribe. Seeing the protagonist Shou entered the house, Xiao Di happily followed and was about to go in. Unexpectedly, as soon as the protagonist Shou entered, he slammed on the door so hard that the door was almost on the ground. On Xiao Di's nose.

Touching his nose innocently, Xiao Di reached out and patted the door, "Little Zhengzheng? Open the door! You forgot about me! I'm still outside~"

"You hurry up, you are not welcome in my house!" Tang Zheng's voice came from the room.

"Biao Jiangzi, Xiao Zhengzheng! Your sheep is still here!" Xiao Di patted the door hard without giving up. The strength of his hand was not important, and the thin door panel was almost pierced by him. "I love to open the door!" , I’ll leave after I send the sheep in, I won’t lie to you! Open the door, open the door, little clang, open the door…”

Hearing the rhythmic knock on the door and the annoying voice of the orc, several veins popped up on Tang Zheng's forehead, "I gave you the sheep, I don't want it anymore."

"How can that be done! Xiao Zhengzheng, you love to open the door and let me send the sheep in. I won't blackmail your sheep, Xiao~zhengzheng, Xiao~zhengzheng, Xiao~zhengzheng..."

Feeling that if he didn't open the door, that idiot orc outside the door would keep making trouble like this. Unbearable, Tang Zheng got up quickly, walked to the door angrily in two or three steps, took a deep breath while holding down the fire, and opened the door, "I warn You don't..."

Unexpectedly, there was no one outside the door, Tang Zheng stretched out his head to look around suspiciously, and hesitantly closed the simple wooden door again when he didn't see anyone on the left or right. A stupid orc squatting on the edge of his window.

Seeing the protagonist Shou found himself, Xiao Di smiled brightly and waved at him, "Xiao Zhengzheng~"

Tang Zheng was almost annoyed by this stupid orc, so he sat down at the stone table and said patiently, "Xiao Di, what exactly do you want to do?"

"Hey, Xiao Zhengzheng, what are you talking about? Of course I'm here to deliver the sheep to you! I won't blackmail you!" Jumping out of the window with the sheep on his back, and putting the sheep in the corner, Xiao Di was fart. Dian ran to the protagonist Shou, "I took a look just now, you are too unsafe here, hey! That window, a random orc can jump in, and your door, I guess I can take a picture of it casually." It's too unsafe to smash it into pieces! Look, you are a sub-beast, and you are so beautiful, what if you are in danger living alone in such a place!"

"No, I'm safe living here." Tang Zheng looked at him expressionlessly.

"How can it be safe! Look at your door! It's as thin as a leaf...!!!" As if to prove his words, Xiao Di walked to the door in two steps and pulled the door. Unexpectedly, for a moment He didn't control his strength well, and the thin wooden board was torn off by him like this.

Dumbfounded, he looked down at the board in his hand, and then looked up at the protagonist Shou who was pressing the fire. Xiao Di was silent for a moment, then looked at the protagonist Shou and laughed twice, "...Look, I'll just say that this door is not good. Be reliable!"

Tang Zheng: . . . .

"Get out of here!!!"

Kicked out by Tang Zheng, Xiao Di patted the dirt on his body and ran back to climb by the door, "Little Zhengzheng! I didn't do it on purpose, really! Why don't you sleep at my house tonight! What can I promise?" Don't do it either!"

"Get lost!" Tang Zheng scolded blankly, and then hugged the door panel to start repairing the door. Seeing this, Xiao Di rushed over, "I'll do it! Don't bother you! Just sit down!"

He snatched the door panel from the protagonist's hand and began to show his courteousness. Unexpectedly, the door in this primitive world is quite difficult to handle. Xiao Di pretended to fight on the door frame for a long time but failed, and suddenly became anxious and sweated profusely— —What the hell labor and management don't know how to repair the door at all!Especially such strange doors in primitive society!

In the orc world, building a house is a basic skill that every orc must learn just like hunting. Sub-beasts will also include this indicator in the criteria for mate selection. As an orc, you can't build a house and want to court a mate?Go live your daydreams!

"Are you ready?" Tang Zheng asked coolly while leaning against the wall with folded arms.

"...It's coming soon, it's coming soon, don't worry Xiao Zhengzheng..." Xiao Di finished answering with sweat profusely, holding the door and turning back to the protagonist with a shy smile, "Little Zhengzheng, don't worry, go there first Sit down! I'll fix it right away."

"No, you can fix it, I'll watch." Tang Zheng pouted at him, indicating that please start your performance.

Seen by the protagonist Shou, Xiao Di was sweating all over Lushan waterfall, his sharp nails dug into the wooden board, and the door panel in his hand went straight to the door frame. Yes, Xiao Di chuckled dryly, "It's pretty serious. I don't think it can be repaired today. How about it? It's getting dark, so you can stay with me at my house first! Tomorrow I came here early in the morning to help you repair the door? Guaranteed to fix it! It’s like new!"

"Hmph!" The protagonist sneered contemptuously, walked over to take the door panel from Xiao Di's hand, put the door panel back into the door frame with two clicks, and stood at the door pointing outside after repairing, "You can go. "

Xiao Di who was slapped in the face by his strength:. . . .

Walking back disheveledly with his ears drooping, his big tail slumped behind his buttocks, an old Asian beast went out with a water basin and splashed a basin of water in front of Xiao Di, splashing mud all over Xiao Di's body. After splashing on someone, the uncle laughed, "Yo! Isn't this Xiao Di! Why, was that boy Tang Zheng rejected again?"

Xiao Di wiped the mud off his face: . . . .

Uncle, if you speak the truth again, be careful, I will beat you up!Really, it hurts me to beat someone, let me tell you!

When I got home, the sun had already set, "Gu—" When I entered the door, Xiao Di let out a stomach growl, and then Xiao Di remembered that he hadn't eaten since this morning, and stood at the door looking at the dark place with desolate eyes. At home, suddenly sadness came from it.

When he was still sad, he suddenly smelled the tempting aroma of barbecue. Xiao Di's pointed ears instantly pricked up, sniffing his nose and drooling, following the scent, he suddenly turned around, and when he turned around, he saw Bazahei holding the roasted half fan As the wild boar stood there, Xiao Di's eyes lit up immediately, as if he saw his relatives eagerly.

Seeing the big tail behind Xiao Di's buttocks wagging involuntarily, Bazahei slightly hooked the corners of his mouth, and shook the wild boar in his hand at Xiao Di, but his tone was very condescending, "Idiot, have you eaten yet?" I have half a piece of pork left, here it is for you." A look of disgust.

"I didn't eat, I didn't eat! After working all day, labor and capital are almost starved to death!" Xiao Di didn't realize that his tail had exposed his integrity, and hurriedly took the pork from Bazahei, and dragged Bazahei into the house Then he pulled a pig’s hind leg and began to eat it without any image, expressing his gratitude vaguely while eating, "Thank... thank you, Bazahei... Fortunately, you are here... otherwise labor management I guess I'll be hungry all night... um... dead fat cat, you roasted a really good pig..." While eating, as if he suddenly discovered something, Xiao Di raised his face covered with greasy minced meat, and said in surprise Looking at Bazahei, "Eh? Did you put salt in this meat? Where did you get the salt? Isn't there no salt in this world!"

Bazahei casually removed a piece of minced meat stuck to Xiao Di's hair, "There is a saltwater lake in the lost forest."

"Hmm..." Xiao Di nodded thoughtfully, and then said in surprise, "The main character didn't invent the use of lake water to dry salt! You can do it like this! Don't cheat labor, you fat cat!"

"Eat yours! Idiot!" Bazahei snorted coldly, "Don't worry about what you should worry about, and worry about it when you shouldn't worry about it! If you don't talk about the salt matter, there will be no third person Do you know, or do you prefer plain meat with nothing added?"

"No, no, no! You should add salt to me!" Xiao Di hurriedly protected all the pork on the table in his arms, and looked at Bazahei warily, "Don't compete with me!"

"Hmph! Who would compete with an idiot like you!" Bazahei gave Xiao Di a noble and cold look.

The orc's appetite was really unusually large, and the half-fan wild boar was quickly destroyed by Xiao Di. Seeing Xiao Di lying on the table contentedly rubbing his chubby belly, Bazahei stretched out his hand and squeezed the tip of Xiao Di's head. Wolf Ear, "Are you full?"

After eating and drinking, he was not very vigilant, but Xiao Di actually felt a little comfortable with Bazahei pinching his ears. The tips of his ears trembled slightly in Bazahei's hands, and his big tail dragged on the ground to sweep Sweeping back and forth, he squinted his eyes and replied lazily, "I'm full..." It looked like a salted fish.

"Since I'm full, I'm leaving." Bazahei finally pinched the pair of furry ears, and when Xiao Di got up to leave after feeding, he sat down on the table as if suddenly reacting. Get up, "Go? Where are you going?"

"Go home," Bazahei glanced at the sky outside the window, "it's getting dark, where else can we go if we don't go home."

"Home?" Xiao Di was puzzled, "Don't you live with me?"

"Did you become a pig yourself after eating a pig? This seat is the younger brother of the protagonist Gong, and of course he belongs to the same family as the protagonist Gong. The protagonist Gong looks down on you so much, this seat is sneaking out right now! "

The pointy ears drooped listlessly on his head for an instant, and Xiao Di muttered in disappointment, "Oh, I forgot, you are now in the same family as the protagonist Gong."

"What are you idiot disappointed about!" Bazahei suddenly rubbed Xiao Di's head fiercely, "At worst, I will come to see you tomorrow."

"Who, who said that the labor and management are disappointed! The ghost wants to be with a fat cat like you! Hurry up! Go! The labor and management are going to sleep! Don't affect the labor and management's rest! The labor and management still have tasks to do tomorrow!" Di Er pushes Baza Hei through the door, Xiao Di leans on the door and lets out a long breath of relief.

Strange, why be disappointed?Xiao Di thought about it suspiciously, um... I guess I got used to living with that dead fat cat in the last week, but now I'm not used to being apart... Besides, dead fat cat, he's my partner!Partner yeah!What's wrong with living closer to discuss the plot?

It was absolutely right to think so, Xiao Di nodded, he once again successfully convinced himself - don't think about these messy things, let's go to bed early!I have to get up early tomorrow to go to the plot to tease the protagonist!Hmm... The protagonist Shou said that he likes to eat wolf meat, why not get up early tomorrow and send a wild wolf to the protagonist Shou?OK, that's it!

However, this is a primitive society without an alarm clock.

After agreeing to get up early, when Xiao Di opened his eyes, it was already noon the next day, looking at the big sun on his buttocks, Xiao Di sighed, alas, it's time for dinner again.

"Goo-"

Stomach growled and protested, Xiao Di lay on the bed upright like a salted fish, with his chest pressed against his back from hunger, his eyes slowly looking around. My food and clothing problem has been solved...

--Hello?Bazaar black?Hurry up and take a look at Laozi, Laozi is already starving to death...

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