Cannon fodder's death manual

At dusk, the orcs who were hunting outside carried their prey back to the Southern Wilderness Tribe in the setting sun. Suddenly they saw a young man carrying a dead antelope walking far away on the road. There was a violent explosion in the bushes not far from the road. Xiao Di, who was lying in ambush and watching secretly, shook one of Bazahei's arms with a frozen expression, "...Hey, hey, hey! Here it comes! Come on! Dead fat cat, see if that is right!"

"Shhh, you idiot, keep your voice down! The protagonist is a field soldier! Be careful to be discovered!" Bazahei withdrew his arm from Xiao Di's hand with a look of disgust, and watched the distance through the dense leaves. The man looking at the prey said, "The protagonist Shou should have just come back from hunting at this time, have you seen the prey in his hand! It's just that you can go to brush up your presence, go!" Bazahei pushed Xiao Di out with one hand. Bush, while pushing, whispered, "Come on!"

"...Wait, wait..." I was pushed out unexpectedly, and right in front of the protagonist Shou, Xiao Di raised his head and smiled awkwardly at the protagonist Shou after standing still, "Haha, what a coincidence, Xiao Zhengzheng, no I thought I'd meet you here..."

Fuck you fat cat, you killed labor and capital!Come on!Oil the wool!Labor and capital are not ready yet...

Tang Zheng looked defensively at Xiao Di who suddenly rolled out of the grass with his prey on his shoulder, "Xiao Di, what do you want to do?"

"Uh..." It seems that the protagonist has a lot of opinions on the original owner...

Facing the defense of the protagonist Shou, Xiao Di, who was already embarrassed, was speechless for a moment. Suddenly seeing the antelope on the protagonist Shou's shoulder, his eyes lit up, and he suddenly pulled the dead antelope off the protagonist Shou's shoulder and threw it to himself. On the shoulder, "Oh, little clang, you are hunting again! Didn't I tell you that the rough work of hunting should be left to me? How dangerous it is for you to enter the Lost Forest alone! What should you do if you encounter a wild beast! You are a sub-beast, just stay at home, you don’t have to worry about hunting..."

The prey on his shoulder was caught off guard by Xiao Di, and Tang Zheng frowned slightly—there is a huge gap between the strength of sub-beasts and orcs in this world.

"Xiao Di, what exactly do you want?" Tang Zheng said coldly.

"What else can I do?" Xiao Di smiled wretchedly, and greeted the protagonist as he walked with the antelope on his shoulders, "Of course I'm helping you carry this thing home! You weak Asian How can a beast do such a thing! Next time, if you have nothing to eat, tell me, and I will help you hunt!"

"No need, return the prey to me, I can do it myself." Tang Zheng followed up and stretched out his hand to pull the dead antelope on Xiao Di's back, but Xiao Di nimbly dodged it. After dodging, Xiao Di turned around and grinned brightly Smile, "By the way, Xiao Zhengzheng, what kind of meat do you prefer? Lamb? Venison? Or something else? Tell me and I'll get you more next time."

Tang Zheng silently looked at the sharp canine teeth in Xiao Di's mouth, "...I prefer wolf meat."

"Wolf meat!" Xiao Di turned his head and nodded while walking forward, "Wolf meat is old and unpalatable! But if you really want to eat it, Xiao Zhengzheng, I will give it to you every day from now on."

"..." The left and right couldn't snatch back the prey, and he was not yet an opponent of the orcs, so Tang Zheng could only helplessly follow behind Xiao Di, "No need, I can get what I want to eat myself."

"Little Zhengzheng, you are wrong to think so. You are a sub-beast, so you should stay at home obediently. What if you bump into something when you go out! Tell me what you want to eat in the future, and I will help you!" Said As he spoke, Xiao Di looked back at the protagonist Shou, "Little Zhengzheng, are you tired from walking? Does your foot hurt? How about I carry you away?"

Enduring Xiao Di for a long time along the way, Tang Zheng finally couldn't bear it anymore when he heard the last sentence, he raised his leg and kicked Xiao Di's ass in front of him, "...Get lost!"

The protagonist Shou is not an ordinary subbeast, he kicked Xiao Di, who is an orc, out with one kick, and was caught off guard by the protagonist Shou, who jumped forward a few steps. After standing still, Xiao Di turned the antelope on his shoulder upside down Make sure it won't fall off, and turn around to tease the protagonist Shou with a big smile on his face, "Come on! Little Zhengzheng, I'm carrying the sheep here, and I can carry you here. I'll carry you home, okay?"

"Get out!" Xiao Di was so angry that Tang Zheng took three steps and two steps forward with a cold face. Seeing this, Xiao Di quickly chased after him with a sheep on his back, and followed the protagonist with a playful smile to show his presence. "Xiao Zhengzheng, wait for me! Why are you walking so fast all of a sudden?"

"Is Xiao Zhengzheng tired from walking so fast? If you are tired, come up, and I will carry you away?"

"You're welcome! When we become partners in the future, I will carry you away every day. You can't be tired..."

"But you have to promise to give me a little orc, preferably tall and mighty like me."

"...Hey hey! It's okay if you don't want to, don't be angry! It's okay to give birth to a beautiful sub-beast like you! As long as it's born by you, I like it..."

"Hey! Go slowly, what are you doing so fast! Wait for me!"

"Xiao Zhengzheng..."

In the bushes next to the main road, a pair of gold and silver monster eyes watched the two people's backs going away through the leaves. When he saw Xiao Di's smiling face next to the protagonist, Bazahei frowned and snorted heavily.

"idiot!"