Cannon fodder's death manual

After receiving Xiao Di's system message, Baza, who was eating lunch at home, raised his black eyebrows slightly, finished the food in his hands calmly, wiped his mouth gracefully, raised his golden and silver demon eyes to look at the man across the table , "Brother, I'm full."

Seeing Bazahei getting up to leave, Bai Su suddenly stopped him, "Where are you going, Xiao."

"Go out for a stroll." Bazahei replied.

Bai Su acted like an older brother, frowned and tapped the table with his index finger, "I heard from them that you and that guy Xiao Di got very close recently?"

"Cough, nothing," Bazahei coughed dryly, "I'm not familiar with him."

"It's fine if you don't have one." Bai Su nodded, "That guy is nothing good, he just hangs around all day long if he doesn't learn well. Look at any adult orc in the entire Southern Wilderness tribe who is like him. Don't imitate him."

Bazahei: This seat is completely unable to refute. . . .

"..." After a subtle silence, Bazahei nodded in agreement, "He's really not very promising."

"It's good that you know," Bai Su was very satisfied with Bazahei's childishness, "Stop interacting with him from now on."

Seeing Bai Su packing up his things as if he was about to go out, Bazahei asked suspiciously, "Are you going out?"

"En." Bai Su nodded, "I made an appointment with Tang Zheng to go hunting in the Lost Forest, so you stay at home and take good care of your house."

"Tang Zheng?" Bazahei was taken aback, "But isn't he a sub-beast?"

Seeing Bazahei's surprised expression, Bai Su's smile was filled with a touch of pride, "Tang Zheng is not an ordinary sub-beast, you will know it later."

The protagonist Gong's appearance of knowing the protagonist's knowledge made Bazahei instantly vigilant, and he cautiously asked, "...Then will he be your partner?"

"Still pursuing," Bai Su smiled, "He is not easy to chase."

"Then you... Come on!" Bazahei encouraged sincerely.

When Bazahei came to Xiao Di's house with food, Xiao Di was lying on the bed straight up, when he suddenly smelled the smell of Bazahei, Xiao Di got up from the bed and swept his big tail happily on the bed, " Fat cat, you are finally here! Labor and capital are almost starved to death!"

Bazahei turned his head and silently swallowed a small mouthful of blood: "Okay... so worthless...

Throwing the food in Xiao Di's arms casually, Baza cursed bitterly, "The protagonist Gongdu went hunting with the protagonist Shou, you idiot is still in the mood to sleep here, you don't need to go to the protagonist Shou to show your presence today gone?"

Sitting on the bed, Xiao Di was munching on the takeaway delivered by Bazahei, "I planned to get up early today...but it's because I don't have an alarm clock! You can't blame me if you sleep in, and besides, I don't have any food at home. Can you blame labor and capital for waking up so hungry that you can’t get out of bed!” Obviously not!

"Are you a pig so edible!" Bazahei patted Xiao Di's head angrily, "Half a piece of pork wasn't enough for you last night!"

Xiao Di knew he was in the wrong, so he could only mutter in a low voice, "Yesterday was yesterday, shouldn't we all have lunch today..."

"By the way, did you just say that the protagonist Gong and the protagonist Shou went hunting together?" Xiao Di was surprised, "The progress is so fast? Labor and management haven't done anything yet!"

"Hmph! By the time you idiot do something, this Zhoumu will probably collapse long ago!" Bazahei despised him, but he still helped Xiao Di analyze it very carefully, "This Zhoumu itself is not very difficult. , so far the protagonist Gongshou has developed very smoothly, and they all look down on you. Next, you just need to maintain your avatar and go to the protagonist’s place from time to time to brush up your presence, promote the protagonist Gongshou’s emotional warming, and finally look for opportunities to cannon fodder That's fine, no problem."

"Hearing you say that, labor and management now feel that they will succeed in no time!" After Bazahei finished speaking, Xiao Di immediately felt that he was full of confidence and energy, and jumped off the bed to say hello He said, "Bazahei, I'm going hunting in the Lost Forest, will you go? The protagonist Shou likes to eat wolf meat, and I'm going to get him some wolf meat."

"Go by yourself! This seat is an observer! If you can't participate in the plot, don't participate!" Bazahei turned his head and snorted heavily, "This seat will definitely not help you!"

Half an hour later, Xiao Di was already standing on the wasteland on the west side of the Lost Forest, looking out over the quiet wasteland in the afternoon, his eyes were filled with endless knee-high grasses on the wasteland, and Xiao Di turned his gaze away and started one piece at a time. He took off the animal skin clothes on his body, folded them up slowly, turned around and stuffed them into Bazahei's arms behind him, then bent down and turned into a big wolf.

The big wolf stretched out a thick paw towards Bazahei, "Fatty cat, let's divide the work and cooperate, I will pull monsters, you will chop monsters, happy cooperation, come on!"

Bazahei glanced at Xiao Di's thick wolf claws with his golden and silver demon eyes, and stood there lazily without moving, completely ignoring this idiot.

The big wolf stretched its paws forward again, looked at Bazahei expectantly, "Come on!"

"..." Looking into the big wolf's black eyes for a long time, Bazahei had no choice but to compromise, lazily stretched out a slender hand to rest on the wolf's paw, and weakly opened his mouth to cooperate with this idiot, "Come on——"

Nodding in satisfaction, before turning around to pull the monster, Xiao Di did not forget to turn around and ask, "Be careful later, don't tear my clothes, fur is very expensive."

A vein popped up on Baza's black forehead, "Take your blame, you idiot!"

"Then I'll start, you get ready." After finishing speaking, the big wolf turned his head, took a deep breath, stretched his neck and raised his neck to the sky, screaming, "Aww——"

A howl of wolves spread in all directions on the empty wasteland, and spread to far, far away places. After the howl of wolves fell silent on the wasteland, nothing happened. The whole wasteland was still silent, and only the The rustle of the wind blowing through the weeds.

"Huh, why is it useless?" Big Wolf muttered softly.

"Are you sure it's useful?" Bazahei asked coolly behind Xiao Di, "You're not their companion, so why do those wolves care about you?"

"If I call him ordinarily, they will definitely ignore me. Labor and capital are not RMB, and they don't have that much face... But I wasn't calling just now!" Xiao Di turned around and explained earnestly, "What I just said You are scolding your mother! When translated, it probably means that you are making a date."

Bazahei looked at him suspiciously. Shortly after Xiao Di finished explaining, a wolf howled suddenly from afar, "Wow——"

Hearing that response, Xiao Di turned back and looked at Bazahei proudly, "Look! It said it would bring brothers over to fight one-on-one."

"One-on-one?" Bazah raised his eyebrows.

"Well, there are a bunch of them, pick you one." Xiao Di explained naturally, "You'd better be mentally prepared."

Soon, a wild wolf with a fierce head and eyes began to appear on the wasteland, stalking Xiao Di and Bazahei three layers in and out.

Xiao Di gradually began to calm down from the time when the wild wolves appeared. He hesitated and retreated to the same level as Bazahei, looked up at Bazahei uncertainly, "...die, Dead Fat Cat, this amount should be no problem! No problem, right!"

Seeing the wild wolves staring at them, Baza cursed angrily with blue veins on his black forehead, "Do you have any questions? What kind of hateful words did you idiot say! All the wild wolves within a radius of ten miles are killed by you!" Pull it over!"

Seeing a wild wolf breaking through the encirclement and rushing towards him first, Xiao Di nimbly slapped it away with his paw, as if a fuse had been lit, and the whole pack of wolves became restless, one after another the big wild wolves rushed forward With his bloody mouth open, he rushed towards the two of them.

While coping with the wolves' successive attacks, Xiao Di yelled at Bazahei, "Dead fat cat - we have to work harder - I think - it turns into wolf feces and is pulled out. It's an indecent way to die—"

"Idiot!" Baza's sharp hands with black nails pierced through the heart of a wild wolf. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a female wolf opening its mouth and biting Xiao Di. Called out.

"Aww—" The wasteland was full of wild wolves screaming one after another.

An hour later, the wolves on the wasteland experienced a frenzied beating, until there was no living wolf nearby that could stand comfortably, and Bazahei and Xiao Di lay face to face, each covered in blood and panting. On the wasteland, surrounded by blood-stained wild wolf corpses, hearing Xiao Di groaning and panting, Bazahei asked, "Are you injured, idiot."

"Small... small scratch..." Xiao Di panted and replied, "Ba... Bazahei, are you injured?"

Bazahei snorted coldly, "Who do you think this seat is!"

Raising his neck to glance at the corpses of wild wolves on the ground, Xiao Di shook his head sadly: If there is no sale, there will be no killing...

At dusk, when Tang Zheng and Bai Su returned home with their prey, they immediately saw the stupid orc squatting at the door of their house. As soon as that stupid orc saw him, he immediately laughed like a two-hundred-pound dog, " Little clang—”

Tang Zheng frowned slightly, "Why are you here again?"

"I'm here to give you a wolf!" Xiao Di moved to the side as he spoke, letting go of several wild wolf corpses piled up behind him, "Didn't you say you like wolf meat!"

"...I don't need it, take your wolf and go quickly." Tang Zheng said indifferently.

"Don't, I just beat it for you! If you accidentally beat too much, you won't be able to finish it in a while, so just accept it... Xiao Zhengzheng~Little Zhengzheng~"

"You beat these?" Bai Su, who had been silent by Tang Zheng's side, looked at Xiao Di suspiciously.

Seeing the protagonist Gong speak, Xiao Di immediately changed his face, and accused the protagonist Gong eloquently, "Bai Su! Why did you take Xiao Zhengzheng out to hunt again! Xiao Zhengzheng is so weak and you just take him out like this. What to do about the danger! What are your intentions!" After speaking, he turned to the protagonist and was persuaded by kind words, "Little Zhengzheng, you are a sub-beast, the right way is to stay at home, and don't run out casually in the future! This kind of orc looks uneasy and kind, so stay away from him in the future!"

"I don't think you are the one with good intentions!" Bai Su frowned and retorted, "Ah Zheng said he didn't want your wolf, but you insisted on giving it away. What do you mean by your intentions! Ah Zheng, ignore him, let's go into the house !"

Seeing the protagonist Gong pulling the protagonist Shou to enter the room, the protagonist Shou didn't repel or resist in the slightest, Xiao Di nodded angrily in his heart, and shouted at the backs of the two of them, "Of course it's because I like Xiao Clank! You are so uneasy and kind! If you have the guts, challenge me one-on-one! Whoever wins, Xiao Zhengzheng, will belong to him..."

As soon as Xiao Di finished speaking, the protagonist Gong threw him out by the collar, followed by his several dead wolves.

After throwing Xiao Di out, Bai Su patted the dirt on his hand and said coldly, "Ah Zheng is not an item."

Caught off guard, Xiao Di, who was thrown into the mud by a dog, did not forget his original intention, lying on the ground with a bruised nose and swollen face, and firmly swore, "I will never give up! Xiao Zhengzheng——"