Cannon fodder's death manual

Carrying the fat cat back to the base, he hid the fat cat behind him when he entered the door, and looked at Bazahei mysteriously, "Bazahei~ labor and capital fat are here~"

"I'm back." Bazahei looked at the computer without raising his head, "How is the task completed?"

"Tsk, look at you, what question are you asking~" Xiao Di proudly said, "You are not ignorant of the ability of labor and management. As the best gold medal cannon fodder in the world, such a small task is not easy to do~"

"Your ability?" The mouse in Bazahei's hand stopped, and he looked up with contemptuous glance at Xiao Di's stupid look with his gold and silver demon eyes, "What ability do you have? The ability to collapse the plot?"

"Labor and capital are also very good at cutting! Don't you have completed four weeks!" Xiao Di angrily justified his name, "You dare not have any confidence in me."

"Hmph! I just know how much you, an idiot, weigh, so I don't worry about it!"

"Hi! Let's not mention this for now," Xiao Di stood in front of the desk with his hands behind his back in high spirits, "Damn Fat Cat, do you still remember that labor and management said they would introduce you to a girl?"

"Sister?" Bazahei was taken aback, then leaned on the leather seat with his legs crossed and stared at Xiao Di coldly, "What girl?"

But Xiao Di didn't care whether he was domineering or not, and leaned over in front of Bazahei with great interest, not letting go of the slightest expression change on Si Fat Mao's face, "The one I mentioned to you last time, it suits you very well." girl~"

The short, oily, dead and fat cat still pretends to be with me, which of us is with whom, can't you see your rippling spring heart when the labor and management~

Bazahei leaned there and looked at Xiao Di with dangerous eyes.

"Fat cat, let me tell you, labor and management took her over today!" He said, putting the cat cage hidden behind him in front of Bazahei, "Are you happy? Are you surprised?"

The fat cat in the cage called out enchantingly: "Meow~"

A vein popped up on Baza's black forehead: . . .

Without noticing the low air pressure emanating from Bazahei at all, Xiao Di took the fat cat out of the cage and held it up to his eyes for a look, then sent the fat cat in the direction of Bazahei. "How about it? It's not bad! Do you have a special relationship with you?"

Fat Mao looked at Bazahei shyly with a big face: Meow~

"...Can't you see that this is a tomcat?" Baza looked at Xiao Di darkly.

"Male?" Xiao Di put the fat cat on the table and took a look at its hind legs, then let go of his hand and said disappointedly, "I thought it was a girl...but look, does it have sex with you? Especially married couples?"

While talking, the fat cat has already rolled its fat body to Bazahei, crawled along Bazahei's expensive suit to the top of Bazahei's head, and even stretched out its furry black paws to pull the black hair on the top of Bazahei's head, Playing hard with Bazahei's head, "Meow meow~"

"Emma! Look, it really likes you too!" Xiao Di was surprised, "This is a gay cat!"

Being laid on the head by the fat cat, the image of Bazahei's domineering president suddenly disappeared, and several blue veins suddenly popped up on his forehead. After holding back for a long time, he finally burst out: "...I have told you so many times! This empress is White tiger! White tiger! Don't confuse this kind of fat cat with me..."

Unexpectedly, before the impassioned words were finished, Bazahei's expression froze with the sound of "boom—" a violent heartbeat, and then he fell limply from the seat, with the fat cat on his head It also fell softly.

Xiao Di:! ! !

Quickly catching Fat Cat with one hand, holding Baza's black tie with the other to prevent him from slipping off, he put Fat Cat on the table and hugged Baza's black upper body in his arms, slapping his face and pinching him anxiously , "Hey! Fat cat! What's wrong with you! If you don't like it, don't scare me! Wake up! I love Wake up!"

Under Xiao Di's unremitting efforts, the man in his arms finally woke up faintly, but what Xiao Di didn't expect was that the guy opened his eyes and jumped up on the ground with hands and feet, pressing his face on Xiao Di's neck Rubbing and rubbing.

"Fuck, Bazahei, why did you become so enthusiastic!!!" Xiao Di, who was caught off guard and fell to the ground, lifted his head buried in his neck with all his strength, trying to tear off the thing that was wrapped around him. "Cool Love Wake Up!"

What responded to him was a wet kiss, and the man on his body licked his face forgetfully, making a nondescript meow, "Meow———"

Xiao Disheng, who was licked with saliva all over his face, lay on the ground with nothing to love, "Fuck, fat cat, you took the wrong medicine... Don't think that you can take advantage of labor and capital by pretending to be stupid, love to let go of labor and capital..."

"Who wants to take advantage of you idiot!" Suddenly hearing Bazahei's cold voice, Xiao Di was taken aback, because the voice was obviously not from the person on him, and the person on him was meowing stupidly It's on!

Leaping over the person on his body, he looked in the direction of the sound, and stared at a pair of beautiful golden and silver demon pupils for a few seconds, then turned his eyes dullly at the man on his body, and then at the demon pupils lying on the edge of the table and looking down. Fat cat, after a few back and forth, Xiao Di kicked the person who was rubbing on him away with a look of horror, then turned around vigorously and bounced off the ground, a dagger slipped into the palm of his hand in an instant, and looked at him and fell to the side defensively The man with all four feet in the sky meowing, "Who the hell are you?!"

If the fat cat on the table is Bazahei, the one in front of him is obviously not, so who is this guy!How dare you kiss labor and capital indiscriminately!It stinks and shameless!If labor and management didn't beat him to the ground today, he wouldn't know why the flowers are so red!

……etc!This guy...couldn't be the original owner of Bazahei's body!That ghostly S/M maniac?Emma thinks so, the possibility is very high!I don't know what happened now that Bazahei is no longer in this body, so that perverted ghost and animal is likely to come back just like that... What should I do now!Otherwise kill it!Anyway, it's not an important plot character, so let's kill him for the sake of labor and management...

Here Xiao Di is brainstorming while holding a dagger as if he is facing an enemy, while Bazahei is lying on the table with black lines all over his face, "Idiot!"

"Bazahei, don't talk yet!" Xiao Di dodged to protect the fat cat on the table behind him, still pointing the dagger at the man as if he was facing an enemy, "I suspect that this guy is the original owner of your body. If he didn't react, it would be safer to kill him now, don't you think?"

"..." Bazahei looked helplessly at Xiao Di's back standing in front of him, "I am very moved to see that you are so stupid and still protecting me, but you put down the knife first."

"Put it down!" Xiao Di turned his head slightly and scolded, "Put it down and when he comes back to his senses, we're both finished! What about chastity!"

The man got up from the ground with an innocent face: Meow meow?

"You idiot, can't you tell that this guy is actually that fat cat just now!"

"Huh?" Xiao Di was taken aback, "What fat cat...fucking pervert, let go of labor and capital!" The man had already got up from the ground with hands and feet in a daze, and rushed towards Xiao Di with a hungry face, and was caught off guard. Xiao Di, who was full of arms, tried his best not to stab the dagger into the perverted kidney.

I have to say that Zhoumu Bazahei's training of Xiao Di was somewhat effective this week. He successfully turned Xiao Di from a scum with a negative five in combat power to a scum with a positive five in combat power. Knocking the idiot man to the ground with a knife in his backhand, he rubbed his shoulders and turned to look at the fat cat on the table, "What's going on?"

The fat cat sat upright on the edge of the table, with its two hind legs folded together in a very humane way, and after a moment of contemplation, he said, "Well... I don't know the specific reason, but in terms of compatibility, I don't know the reason. The seat is more compatible with the cat's body than the leader's body. After the system detects a more stable body, a spontaneous transfer occurs, and the seat is transferred to this body. Normally, this kind of thing will not happen , the current situation is either that the main god is messing with me or the system is a fool."

"Hmph, you still say you're not a cat..." Xiao Di murmured in a low voice, then lightly kicked the man lying at his feet, "Then what's in this body now is..."

"The cat."

"Fuck! Then what should we do now! We can't let the people in the base see that the leader of the base is mentally retarded!"

Bazahei pondered for a moment, "... Well, you take good care of him during this time, don't let anyone see him like this, the matter in the base is handled by this seat, just call if you have anything to do, anyway, the Leader lives in seclusion, usually It shouldn’t be a problem if you don’t show up and stick to it until the end of the story.”

In the days that followed, Xiao Di began his hard life of fighting against the big cat in human form. Speaking of which, this cat is also a miracle. As a cat, he is clinging to people like a dog, and was pressed on the bed for the Nth time. After rubbing and licking and unable to get up, Xiao Di finally broke out.

"Fuck! Fat cat! You have to think of a way! This gay cat is so clingy! Labor and management love to be annoyed to death!"

Sitting solemnly in front of the computer and stretching its furry paws, the busy fat cat glanced up casually, "Just lock it up, once and for all." Saying that, Bazahei jumped off the desk lightly, walked to In front of a cabinet, he patted the door with a meat pad, "You can try the things inside."

Lifting the big cat on his body vigorously, Xiao Di walked over and opened the cabinet door casually, "What..." After seeing the dazzling array of sex toys inside, it instantly petrified, slammed the cabinet door with a "bang" and cursed, "Damn it!" Fat cat, you are kidding me! Let Laozi use this kind of thing on him! Is Laozi a pervert!"

Bazahei casually said, "Of course you are not a pervert... Open the cabinet, there is a chain inside."

Looking at Bazahei, Xiao Di opened the cabinet suspiciously, and found a cold iron chain in a sea of ​​sex toys. After pulling it out, he was surprised to find that the other end of the chain was actually connected to a leather collar.

"What is this... Did Leader have a dog before? How could there be such a thing." Xiao Di looked at the dog leash in his hand suspiciously, feeling that it was not a good thing.

"Leader doesn't keep a dog, this is for you." Bazahei glanced at Xiao Di, "If you have nothing to do, use it to lock you up."

"Fuck!" Xiao Di threw the chain in his hand away like an electric shock, "It really isn't a good thing!"

Unexpectedly, the chain was picked up by the human-shaped big cat who drove Xiao Di over. The big cat showed great interest in this chain, fiddled with the chain on the ground with great interest, making it ding ding dong dong the sound of.

"Aren't you annoying? Use it to lock him, so you don't have to worry about it." Bazahei made suggestions on the side.

"..." Xiao Di silently stared at the man playing with the chain with his head down, and when he noticed Xiao Di's gaze, the man raised his head and smiled innocently at Xiao Di, making a nondescript meow.

"Crack!"

The belt buckle on the collar was fastened to the man's slender neck, and the man tilted his head to look at Xiao Di for some unknown reason, and stretched his neck in an attempt to bring his face closer, "Meow?"

"Wow——" Xiao Di pulled the chain hard, and the man fell to the ground unexpectedly. The collar was opened to reveal a large area of ​​attractive skin, and the black collar on the slender neck was full of imagination. It shows a bit of color/qi.

"..." Seeing that the big cat used Bazahei's body so sexually, Xiao Di gulped, and then took off the collar on the big cat's neck with a "snap" and threw it aside.

"...It's better not to lock it, just lock it up if something happens." Xiao Di spoke quickly.

Bazahei on one side gave Xiao Di a suspicious look.

While Xiao Di and Bazahei were fighting against the sticky big cat, the protagonist Shou performed well in the prison in City A, and the insiders in the prison were very competent in reporting the progress of the assassination of the protagonist Shou every now and then.

"Lanyou has successfully sneaked into the prison..."

"Lanyou is trying to get closer to the target..."

"Lanyou was attacked by prisoners during morning exercises..."

"Lanyou beat up the entire prison by himself..."

"Hmm... what!?" Xiao Di suddenly jumped up, pulled the computer and carefully stared at the information sent by the insider on the screen, "The protagonist was beaten up by a single person throughout the prison?! Didn't he be told to hide his identity? Yes! You have to rely on seduction/seduction to get close to the main character Gong! How can you get close to the main character Gong like this now! The brat really doesn’t let labor and management worry!!”