Cannon fodder's death manual

"Idiot! If you don't wake up, the plot will collapse!"

Hearing Bazahei talking about the plot in a daze, Xiao Di jumped up in a jerk, sitting on the bed with disheveled hair and a flustered expression, "What's the matter? What's the matter? Why did the plot collapse?!"

Bazahei threw a pillow over and said contemptuously, "If you don't say that, you idiot will wake up!"

"..." Xiao Di hugged the pillow and reacted dully for a long time before throwing the pillow back annoyed, then fell back on the bed and pulled the quilt over his head in an instant, "Phew... dead fat cat, you scared Laozi to death... "

"Idiot! Love it!" Seeing Xiao Di lying back again, Bazahei lifted the quilt and pulled Xiao Di out of the bed, "Stay asleep! The official plot is about to begin!"

"Ah?" Xiao Di regained his energy when he heard it, and looked at Bazahei with fiery eyes, "Are you going to enter the plot? Finally, you are going to enter the plot!"

"Here," Bazahei stuffed the computer into Xiao Di's hands, "the news from the intelligence department, the protagonist Gong's family has already started to win the heir, the protagonist Gong is now in prison, the opponent of the protagonist Gong can't hold back ,I placed an order with the base this morning to kill the protagonist Gong, you should find some time to meet with the protagonist Shou recently and arrange tasks for him."

Looking thoughtfully at the handsome man with a stern face and full of aura in the computer, Xiao Di sincerely praised, "Well... he is indeed the number one general in the world. Look at his image and temperament."

Baza raised his eyebrows indistinctly, stretched out his hand and pulled the computer out of Xiao Di's arms, looked at the photo on it with disdain, and then looked at the unkempt Xiao Di on the bed, "What look!"

"That's much better than a dead fat cat like you!" Xiao Di, whose eyes were despised, scolded angrily, and then looked at Bazahei as if he suddenly remembered something interesting, "Bazahei, I recently I got to know a new girl, she looks quite in line with your aesthetics, the first time I saw her, I thought you would like her, please, I will introduce to you~" A look of begging me to agree to you.

"Sister?" Bazahei glanced at Xiao Di suspiciously, then snorted coldly at Xiao Di's complacent look, "With the eyes of a fool like you, what good girl can you see!"

"She's really a good girl! I'm a perfect match with you!" Xiao Di promised, "Lao and management guarantee it with their personality!"

"You idiot also have personality?" Bazahei snorted, "Think about how to complete the plot, you idiot! What girl are you thinking about!"

In Lanyou's apartment, the fat cat who was sleeping in the cattery suddenly sneezed, looked up and looked around in confusion, but didn't see anything special around, so he stretched out his hind paws and scratched the fluffy cat. head, and then lay down lazily.

When Lan You returned to the apartment after finishing her mission, she saw the leather shoes standing at the entrance, and her heart skipped a beat.

Walking quickly into the living room, I saw a bulging kraft paper bag on the coffee table, but I didn't see the figure of that person. Before I was disappointed, I saw the cat house in the corner of the living room, squatting there to feed the cat Xiao Di.

"Fat cat, eat more, after eating, Dad will take you on a blind date..." He fed the small dried fish in his hand to Fat Cat's mouth, and Fat Cat rubbed Xiao Di's hand obsequiously while chewing The small fish was dry, and there was a gurgling sound in his throat.

Xiao Di felt refreshed after being rubbed: being rubbed by a fat cat that looks so similar to Bazahei feels so subtle...you know that guy used to scratch his hands even if he touched him...

"...Xiao Di." Lan You shouted after standing silently behind Xiao Di and watching for a long time.

"Huh?" Xiao Di turned around and saw that it was the protagonist Shou, so he threw the dried fish in his hand to Fat Mao, patted the residue on his hand and stood up, "I'm back."

Lan You nodded, and made way for Xiao Di to sit on the sofa, "Xiao Di, why are you here?"

I'm here this month to send you to see your husband!But don't be too grateful to labor~

"Well," Xiao Di picked up the kraft paper bag on the table, "I came here this time because I have a mission for you, so I came here without permission when you were not around."

"It's okay." Seeing Xiao Di bowing his head to unpack the kraft paper bag, Lan You was a little puzzled, "What kind of mission actually asked you to come here in person?"

Of course, fried chicken is an important task!The success or failure of labor and capital and your lifelong happiness are all bet on this mission!Sao Nian, you must do a good job!

"This task is no small matter," Xiao Di said in a serious tone, took out a thick stack of documents and a bunch of messy things from the bag, and handed the documents to the protagonist Shou, "Let's take a closer look first."

Lan You has always been serious about tasks, not to mention Xiao Di was watching this time, carefully reading page by page, and memorized the contents in detail. After reading it, he picked up a The photo attached to the file, "Gong Xun, is this the assassination target?"

Xiao Di silently observed the protagonist's state of being on the sidelines, seeing that he didn't show any hot sparks when he looked at the protagonist's photos, so he tentatively asked, "...what do you think this Gong Xun... Sample?"

"The Gong family is a big force in the underworld, and Gong Xun is the number one heir. If you look at it this way, it would be very difficult to assassinate at close range, but it is not impossible. According to the information, he is now in City A Prison, although there is his influence in the prison, he can get impeccable protection in it, but City A Prison is not the prison of the Gong family after all. In a sense, the prison is a very open place. They can all go in, so," Lan You looked dangerously at the man in the photo and assured Xiao Di, "Don't worry, I can kill him."

Xiao Di listened to it and broke out in a cold sweat. Emma's analysis is so thorough, are you really going to kill your husband?Let me tell you, Sao Nian, it’s so interesting, if you really kill someone, labor and capital really can’t help you!If you really kill someone, you will almost say goodbye to the happiness of the lower body!

But having said that, looking at the aggressive photo of the protagonist Gong, you don't feel the same as the protagonist at all?The receptivity in the body is not awakened at all?Just don't want to make a promise with your body at all?Tsk, that's not right... These photos were all selected by labor and management. The hormones of the protagonist on the above are almost overflowing the photos. If you take out any random photo, you can sell it as a photo. How can you not feel it at all? ?It shouldn't be... the protagonist is so loved by you, wake up!Feel your husband's arrogance with your heart!

Could it be... there is really a problem with the vision of labor and capital?

For a moment Xiao Di fell into deep doubts about himself.

"Uh...I'm not asking you this, but looking at these photos, don't you feel anything else?" Xiao Di asked again without giving up.

"Other feelings?" Lan You was stunned for a moment, looked at the photo in his hand, then looked at Xiao Di who looked expectant, "I feel that Gong Xun is easy to kill?"

"..." Seeing that the protagonist Shou was so unresponsive, Xiao Di pointed at the protagonist's photo with his index finger, hesitating for a while and asked, "Ayou, tell me the truth, do you think this Palace How does Xun look like?"

"Looks..." Lan You glanced suspiciously at the photo under Xiao Di's hands, "About..." He usually doesn't pay attention to the appearance of the dead.

Fuck, this protagonist is a bit high-sighted!It's all like this, and it's still called "general"?You still want to marry a fairy!

"...What about temperament?"To attack or not to attack!I will ask you whether to attack or not!

"... Temperament..." Although she didn't understand why Xiao Di asked herself these things, but looking at Xiao Di with a serious expression, Lan You still carefully considered her words and said, "...it's okay!"

"Oh...forget it," Xiao Di sighed, and then patted the protagonist Shou's shoulder meaningfully, "...you will know when you meet him later." You will know how stupid you are!Wait to be slapped in the face and surrender to the charm of the protagonist Gong, the protagonist suffers!

"..." Feeling that the conversation between the two was a bit weird, just as Lan You was about to speak, Xiao Di stuffed him with what was left in his hand, "This is the new identity given to you by the base, you use this identity to sneak into the prison and finish the job." Assassination. There are also our people among the prison guards, and we will cooperate with you when the time comes, try not to reveal your identity, once exposed, Gong Xun will be on guard, and it will be difficult to get close to him."

Lanyou nodded approvingly, "I understand."

"The duration of this mission is three months. Within three months, you have to hide your identity and approach Gong Xun and kill him."

"It won't take three months," Lan You flipped through the documents in his hand and muttered, "Two weeks, two weeks at most, I'll kill him."

Xiao Di: You were awesome in that year!

Xiao Di doesn't believe the protagonist's promise at this moment—you just set a flag for yourself, Sao Nian!It is as if you are not the one who fell in love with the target and finally ran away willingly with the target!Labor and management just sit and wait to see how you slap yourself in the face!

"Hehe, then you go on." Xiao Di encouraged meaningfully.

"Meow~" At some point, the fat cat rolled to Xiao Di's feet and rubbed Xiao Di's ankle with his fat body.

Xiao Di looked down at Fat Cat, then smiled, "During your absence, I will feed Fat Cat for you first, so you can rest assured!" Anyway, you can't come back, and live with the protagonist Gong Go Sao Nian!

Finding a pet box to put the fat cat in, Xiao Di was about to leave with the fat cat in his hands. Looking at Xiao Di's slender back, Lan You suddenly felt a very strange feeling in his heart, and suddenly stretched out his hand to grab Xiao Di's wrist, "Xiao Di..."

"What are you doing?" Xiao Di looked down at the protagonist Shou who was holding his hand, and then cast doubtful eyes on the protagonist Shou's face.

"Xiao Di, I asked you before if you want to leave the base..."

Xiao Di was stunned:? ? ?

Facing the protagonist Shou's fiery eyes, Xiao Di suddenly felt as if he understood something—he said that the protagonist Shou had been brainwashed by the base for so many years, why he still betrayed the protagonist Gong after he met him, a little psychological burden No, it turned out that the protagonist Shou already had the intention of betraying the base at this time!Tsk tsk, I don't see that Sao Nian you have a lot of ideas!

Thinking of this, Xiao Di made a quick decision to add fuel to the flames. Seeing the protagonist Shou nodded firmly, "Yeah! I want to! I really want to!" His voice was firm and sonorous.

Seeing that labor and management who are life mentors want to leave the ghostly place like the base, why do you have any reason to hesitate in Sao Nian!Don't care about the base or the mission, love to be with your dear husband, Hongchen, let's go cool and unrestrained! !

Upon receiving Xiao Di's answer, Lan You suddenly smiled, relieved and as if he had made some determination, reached out and hugged Xiao Di like a superficial touch, then let go quickly, he looked seriously into Xiao Di's black eyes.

"Xiao Di, wait for me to come back..."

Xiao Di was caught off guard for a moment:? ? ?

What are you waiting for when you come back?Cannon fodder for labor and management?Hmm... The sense of sight of the death notice should not be too strong!But calculating the time, it seems that when you come back next time, it will indeed be time for labor and capital to be cannon fodder. Thinking about it this way, I am still a little excited!Come on, Sao Nian, work hard, labor and management are optimistic about you~

After thinking it over, Xiao Di lovingly patted the protagonist Shou on the shoulder, "Well, okay, I'll wait."

"Meow~" Fat Cat squatted in the cage and let out a soft cry.