Cannon fodder's death manual

"Don't get excited." Bazahei rested his furry black paws on the mouse, and his golden and silver demon pupils stared at the screen for a while, "...the protagonist's actions should be a reasonable judgment under the circumstances at that time. It is said that the protagonist was targeted immediately after he was sent to prison. In order to preserve his chastity, it is not impossible to beat the whole prison by himself... But doing so will definitely make the protagonist take precautions against the other side. Just in case, find an opportunity to go to the prison in City A in the next two days, meet the protagonist Shou as a lawyer, and try to get him to stop this irresponsible behavior."

"Hmm..." Xiao Di stroked his chin and thought for a while, "That's the only way to go. I'll go meet that brat and try to save the plot... Damn this cat is endless! Love from Laozi Get off!"

"Meow—" the big humanoid cat who was pestering Xiao Di innocently called out.

Bazahei looked at the man who was so coquettishly arching around Xiao Di's neck with his face full of black lines, suddenly a mouthful of old blood clogged up in his heart, no matter how long it took him to use his body Time, now watching this body do such unscrupulous things, there is always a very strange sense of shame in my heart.

"...Fuck!" Xiao Di suddenly screamed and pushed the man in his arms away, covering his neck with one hand and defending, "Why does this gay cat still bite!"

"Meow~" the man yelled aggrievedly, the corners of his mouth were slightly stained with blood, and after being pushed away, he stuck out his tongue and licked the blood around his mouth, the whole person (the cat) looked very strange.

"Fuck! How dare you bite someone, is this cat crazy!" Xiao Di scolded, clutching his neck.

"It may be hungry, you feed it something." Bazahei inspected it with his eyes.

"You can talk when you're hungry. Labor and capital are not small dried fish. What a good cat to bite people..." Xiao Di cursed and tore apart the small dried fish on the table, grabbed a handful and threw it towards the corner as hard as he could. Get away from yourself.The attractiveness of the dried fish was indeed greater than that of Xiao Di himself, Xiao Di was secretly relieved when he saw the man crawling past the dried dried fish with a hungry expression on his face.

However, the plan couldn't keep up with the changes, and before Xiao Di had time to go to the prison in City A to rescue the plot, news came from the prison that Lan You failed to assassinate Gong Xun, and now he was locked up in a confinement room, and Gong Xun, who was seriously injured, had died He was released on parole for medical treatment.

Xiao Di:! ! !

I don't know if I should say MMP or not...

"...What should we do now?" Xiao Di looked at Fat Cat on the table with despair after the petrified state was released, "Is it okay for the protagonist to attack him! Is the injury serious?"

"Strange..." Bazahei murmured to himself in a low voice, raised his gold and silver demon pupils and looked at Xiao Di suspiciously, "Just now I monitored the current state of the protagonist Gong, and found that the protagonist Gong is fine, but the protagonist is injured. The current situation is more dangerous..."

"What's going on!?" Xiao Di became anxious when he heard that, "How could the protagonist be in danger? After he failed to assassinate the protagonist, he was also injured?"

"...I don't know, anyway, the protagonist's current state is not optimistic," Baza said with a black face of a cat worried about the country and the people. He was seriously injured and locked up in confinement, so he probably won't last long, the protagonist still has a chance to live, and the plot will collapse in minutes after he dies."

"Understood, I'll go right away!" Xiao Di promised, turned around and left with his coat on, Bazahei quickly stopped him when he saw this, "Hey! Idiot!"

"What else is there?" Xiao Di turned around in confusion.

Bazahei raised his chin at the man who was munching on small dried fish in the corner, "If you don't lock him up, he will run out by force. I can't stop him now."

Noticing Xiao Di's eyes, the man squatting in the corner raised his head and smiled innocently, the corners of his mouth were covered with minced meat from small fish.

"...Fuck! You don't have to force labor and capital to do this kind of thing!" Xiao Di cursed viciously, walked over and put the collar on the man's slender neck with a "click", and put the other end of the chain on the bedpost, looking back He glanced at Bazahei, "I'm leaving first, you look at him, if there is anything you need to contact me."

Hurriedly rushed to the prison in City A, and after handing over with the prison, Xiao Di followed the prison guards into the confinement room.

"Has Lanyou been kept in the confinement room? How is his injury? Has the prison doctor come to see him?"

"Injury?" The police officer was taken aback, "Since Lan You shot someone and hurt someone, he has been locked in a confinement room, and no prison doctor has ever come to see him... This is the room where Lan You has been locked up."

"What!!" Xiao Di became anxious when he heard that, he was locked up in confinement after suffering such a serious injury, and no doctor came to take a look, so the protagonist's current situation is not very dangerous! ! !Seeing the police officer beeping to open the door, he hastily and eagerly pushed open the heavy iron door in front of him.

"Squeak-"

The iron door was slammed open, and the glaring light from outside shone into the dark confinement room, right on the young man sitting slumped against the wall.

Lanyou was stung by the sudden bright light, and before the short-term stress blindness subsided, a figure rushed towards him, groping anxiously on him, "Lanyou! Are you okay! Are you injured? Is it? Is the wound deep? Is it serious..."

"Xiao Di..." He stared blankly at the panic-stricken man in front of him, before speaking, "...I'm fine..."

"All right?" Xiao Di looked at the protagonist Shou suspiciously. The long confinement made the protagonist Shou look a bit embarrassed, and there was even a blue stubble growing on his thin chin, but it didn't matter, he just touched it for a long time. I didn't find any wounds, and now seeing that the protagonist didn't seem to have suffered any serious injuries, I gradually felt relieved, "...It's fine, I thought you were injured."

"..." Lan You stared at him in a daze, "I'm fine...it's just that the mission failed..."

The mission failed, of course the mission will fail!If you kill the protagonist Gong with a trembling hand, who will labor and management cry to!

"It doesn't matter if the mission fails, let's find a way, as long as you are fine, everything is fine." Xiao Di lovingly patted the protagonist Shou on the shoulder, "Let's go, I'll pick you up..."

Unexpectedly, before Xiao Di finished speaking, Lan You suddenly reached out and hugged her tightly.

"Xiao Di..." Lan You murmured as she buried her head in the darkness.

Xiao Di who was hugged by force:? ? ?

The protagonist suffers from this... The assassination failed and couldn't accept the blow, so he came to labor and management for comfort?Hmm... Makes sense, it must be Jiang Zi!Counting it, this is the first time the protagonist Shou has missed an assassination attempt since his debut!As a child, it is normal to find it difficult to accept for a while, so if you ask for comfort, please ask for comfort!The broad shoulders of labor and management are here for you!

"It's okay, it's okay," Xiao Di patted the protagonist Shou's back in the attitude of a life mentor, "One failure is nothing, as long as the person is okay."

When driving the protagonist shou back to the apartment, the protagonist shou was silent all the way, seeing the protagonist shou following behind him in a trance, Xiao Di pressed the elevator and comforted him casually, "Don't think about it, it's just a mission, failure If you fail, you will fail, and if you live, you still have hope.”

"...Xiao Di, you believe me! Give me another chance, and I will definitely be able to complete the task!" Lan You, who had been silent all this time, suddenly spoke out.

"Uh, it's actually okay..." So labor and capital really don't need you to actually assassinate the protagonist Gong!What kind of trouble are you going to be so serious about! !Sao Nian, you figure it out, your main task is to fall in love, okay?What kind of messy assassination did you do without doing your job properly!

Lan You's serious tone made Xiao Di not know how to answer it for a while. Before he could react to what to say, he was held by the protagonist by the shoulder and turned around. Lan You looked closely at Xiao Di and swore to promise, "Xiao Di, trust me! When this mission is over, I will take you away! I will take you to a place where no one can find you. The two of us will live together, just you and me!"

"Take...me, go?" The incident happened suddenly, and Xiao Di didn't realize what the sentence meant for a while, so he could only repeat it mechanically with a confused face—this sentence is so informative!

"..." Under the dim light of the underground parking lot, Xiao Di's collar was slightly loose. Lan You was about to continue talking when he suddenly saw a deep tooth mark on Xiao Di's neck. The hand on Di's shoulder tightened suddenly, and his eyes staring at Xiao Di gradually became colder.

"Ding——" the elevator arrived, and the elevator door slowly opened beside the two, silently waiting for the two to enter.

However, both of them ignored them, and just stood there silently confronting each other. After a long time, Xiao Di gradually recovered from eating whales, looked dodgingly at the eyes of the protagonist Shou who was close at hand, and smiled awkwardly, without any trace Pushing away the protagonist's hand held on his shoulder, he turned and walked towards the elevator, saying hello as he walked, "Hehe, the elevator is here, Ah You, let's go..."

"Snapped!"

Lan You, who was behind him, suddenly grabbed Xiao Di's wrist, pulled Xiao Di's body back with force, took advantage of the situation and pressed Xiao Di, who was standing unsteadily, against the wall next to the elevator, then bowed his head and kissed him.

"Well……"

!!!

Caught off guard by the protagonist being pressed against the wall and gnawed, Xiao Di's eyes widened instantly and his brain froze for a moment, did he he he he he took the wrong medicine! ! !Labor and capital are cannon fodder!What is the situation now!Will the bear child kiss for comfort?What does he mean!

After kissing for a long time, Lanyou finally let go of Xiao Di, and being pressed against the wall by the protagonist, Xiao Di coughed violently for a few times and then began to breathe deeply. Lanyou looked deeply at Xiao Di's red and swollen lips and the side of his neck that was obstructing the eyes "Xiao Di, wait for me, I'll be right back."

Wait for you?What are you waiting for!Is that what you want to forget about what happened just now?Being an employer is easy to bully!Wait, what kind of eyes do you have!Dare to stare at Laozi, don't think that you are the protagonist who is labored and dare not beat you!

When Xiao Di was still in the deep shock and didn't come back to his senses, the protagonist Shou had already let go. He turned around solemnly and strode towards the car. After getting in the car, he started the car and stepped on the accelerator. It rushed out like an arrow that left the string.

"Hey! Wait..." Seeing the protagonist Shou driving the car away, Xiao Di wiped his mouth and chased a few steps forward, but Lan You had no intention of waiting for him at all, and took a deep look in the rearview mirror The man then stepped on the accelerator to the bottom.

"...Fuck! Laozi's car!" Looking at the buttocks of the car that disappeared in a flash, Xiao Di cursed viciously.

When I took a taxi back to the base, it happened to catch up with the evening rush hour. When I was stuck on the expressway, Xiao Di fidgeted and contacted Bazahei, "Bazahei! Can you monitor the location of the protagonist Shou! The protagonist Shou is not right today! I faintly It feels like he's collapsed... Bazai black? Bazai black? Bazai black?..."

Bazaar black:. . . .

Bazahei doesn't need to monitor the protagonist's position at all, because...he is in the protagonist's hands now.

Being held up in front of the protagonist, Bazai froze his body, tilted his head slightly, and pretended that he didn't understand anything, "Meow?"

Lan You drove back to the base in a murderous spirit, swiped Xiao Di's access control card all the way up to the highest floor, raised his gun and pushed open the Leader's room, and unexpectedly saw the fat cat lying on the desk facing the door .

Leader is not here?Seeing Sha Mao Lan froze for a moment, he didn't expect Xiao Di to bring Sha Mao to the Leader's room.

"Wow--" There was a sound of iron chains colliding in the bedroom. After Lanyou heard it, he raised his gun and kicked open the door of the bedroom vigilantly, pointing the gun at the person behind the door the moment the door was kicked open.

"……Um?"

Lan You was stunned by the scene in the bedroom—a handsome man with a collar around his neck was chained to the bedside, his clothes were messy and he was in a state of embarrassment. After seeing him, the man rushed towards him in surprise , but his body was grabbed by the chain around his neck with a clatter, and he couldn't move any further.

Despite the man's appearance, Lan You still didn't dare to relax at all, carefully and slowly squatted down and raised the man's face with a gun, Lan You was suddenly stunned when he saw those strange golden and silver eyes.

"...Leader?"

The man pointed at by Lanyou with a gun was ignorant of the danger, his demon eyes were full of innocence, and he even rubbed his face flatteringly against Lanyou's cold gun/barrel.

what happened?Seeing the man like this, Lan You, who wanted to assassinate the Leader, had mixed feelings in his heart. Xiao Di...

He went out of the bedroom with a heavy heart, saw the fat cat on the table, Lan You stretched out his hand to pick up the fat cat from the table, held it up to his eyes, and was a little surprised to find that the fat cat's eyes had also turned a different color.

"Fat cat," he called absently.

"Meow—" Fat Cat responded softly.

Suddenly noticing that the computer on the table was turned on, Lanyou put down the fat cat in his hand, sat in front of the computer and began to invade the computer, the fat cat on one side quietly hugged him, and stared at the screen with him without any trace , when he saw him click on a folder named "Lanyou", a strange color flashed in the golden and silver demon pupils.

What Bazahei didn't expect was that the protagonist Shou was completely unmoved after reading the file that recorded the cause and effect of the Lan family's extermination. He didn't even feel any negative emotions from the protagonist Shou in his arms. produce.

Strange... Would ordinary people be so indifferent after finding their enemies...

"Bell..." The landline next to the desk rang suddenly, startling everyone in the room, and Lan You hesitated for a moment before pressing the answer button.

It's from the Ministry of Intelligence.

"Leader, Lan You's infiltration and assassination failed. Our people got accurate information. After Gong Xun and another seriously injured prisoner were released on parole for medical treatment, they were sent to the No. [-] Hospital in City A. It is the territory of the Gong family. Should the base send people? Continue to sneak into the assassination?"

Gong Xun...seriously injured prisoner...

After the people from the intelligence department reported, Lanyou on the phone was silent for a moment, and replied briefly "no need", and then quickly hung up the phone before the person on the other side could react.

Putting the fat cat in his arms on the table, Lan You quickly left the top floor of the base after erasing the traces of computer intrusion.After Lanyou left, the fat cat on the table let out a very humane breath, and then hurriedly contacted Xiao Di through the system, "Idiot! Hurry up! The protagonist is attacked by someone who might assassinate the protagonist. Don't go back to the base right now, come to the base immediately." The First Hospital of City A stopped him as much as possible!"

As soon as the call was connected, Xiao Di's angry voice came from the other side, "Why didn't the dead fat cat answer the labor and management just now! The labor and management are blocked on the highway now! Let me tell you, the protagonist's shou has probably collapsed..."

"I know! The protagonist Shou has just returned to the base! He probably wanted to assassinate the Leader, but he didn't do it seeing the Leader's stupid look... It doesn't matter! You find a way to rush to the First Hospital of City A, the protagonist Shou is very likely Go and assassinate the protagonist Gong, if he succeeds in assassinating him, then this week's episode will collapse!"

"Fuck! The brat really doesn't let labor and management worry!"

After the call was cut off, Bazahei lay on the table thinking about it and always felt that something was wrong. The strong sense of disobedience lingered in his heart. After struggling for a long time, he turned on the monitoring system. look over...

"Fuck! How could this happen!" When seeing a certain frame, Bazahei swears a rare curse and suddenly explodes, "That idiot!"

With a cat face, he walked to the landline beside him, stretched out his furry black paws and quickly pressed a number with the pads, "Operation Department, immediately send the Alpha team to the First Hospital of City A to protect the target Gong Xun and his family." Relevant personnel, list A-level killer Lanyou of the base as a first-level dangerous person, if found, clear it immediately! Repeat, once A-level killer Lanyou is found, clear it immediately!"

When Xiao Di rushed to the No. [-] Hospital in City A, he saw Lan You's murderous back from a distance, and saw Lan You holding a gun and was about to invade the hospital, Xiao Di quickly shouted, "Lan You!"

At this time, on the roof of a certain building opposite the hospital, a black sniper/shooter/gun was erected, and the killer wearing a headset and black body armor was lying on the ground and carefully observing the center of the crosshair through the scope with a calm expression. The young man said, "A-11 is in place, and the target is in the cage."

Just as he was about to pull the trigger, the killer was taken aback, and slowly moved the scope to move a black-haired man to the center of the sight, "An unknown intruder appeared at ten o'clock and is trying to make contact with the target. A-11 requests it." Clear processing."

A gust of wind suddenly blew across the roof of the building, causing the red cloth strips tied to the railing to sway with the wind. When the wind stopped, the killer on the roof looked indifferently at the man in the center of the crosshairs, and slowly pulled the trigger.

"The system judges that this world mission is successful.

Death pain shielding rewards begin...

Confirm the death of the host, and the system will leave the world after a beep.

Beep—"