Cannon fodder's death manual

Eunuch Shun is indeed the most powerful father-in-law in Xiliang who assisted the emperors of the three dynasties. He actually anticipated today's situation early in the morning and arranged the Imperial Forest Army outside the Xuanming Hall. So they filed in one after another with the air of iron and blood, facing the righteous ministers with swords and swords, and instantly controlled the situation.

The great man once said that political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. The awe-inspiring officials of Xiliang who were still filled with righteous indignation when they saw the audience below the stage were all pale and silent when facing the swords and halberds. .

Speaking of this matter, I really have to thank the short-lived pervert of the eldest prince. No matter how you look at it, this guy is not a virtuous king. He has been in the throne for three years and has been obsessed with beauty. This is obvious to all. He is moody and arbitrary. Zhi Xiao Di also has a deep understanding. Last time, because of a word from the bear boy, he had all the people copied and beheaded!

But it is also thanks to this matter. According to Eunuch Shun, the newly appointed Minister of the Ministry of War is "one of his own people". He is loyal and loyal during the day and is a person who can be entrusted with important tasks. However, Xiao Di is not sure whether he is loyal or not. But this person must have some kind of interest relationship with Eunuch Shun. In order to promote himself and make a fortune, he will definitely not lose the chain at this critical moment of the new emperor's ascension to the throne - isn't this very powerful now!

The Imperial Forest Army detained a group of traitorous ministers who were bewitched by false rumors. Xiao Di's enthronement ceremony was held as usual. The actions of the eldest prince were unpopular. He was convinced, but no one dared to openly confront and offend Tianyan, and the second half of the ceremony also went smoothly, and Xiao Di, a salted fish, finally became the emperor smoothly.

After the enthronement ceremony, Xiao Di returned to the Shuanghua Palace with a sigh of relief, as if suddenly thinking of something, he turned to look at Eunuch Shun who was following behind him, "Eunuch Shun, those ministers who are blatantly making trouble in the court today... What will happen to them? Sample?"

Eunuch Shun bent down and bowed to him, "Your Majesty, don't worry, this servant will order people to push those traitors out of the Meridian Gate and behead them tomorrow."

Damn it's so cruel! ?

Xiao Di was taken aback by Eunuch Shun's words, and he quickly stopped him, "No! Those people's crimes don't deserve death, and besides, there are many humerus ministers from Xiliang among them. If you kill them like this, I'm afraid it will be difficult to convince everyone..."

"Your Majesty's words are wrong. Those people's disrespectful words and despise of Tianwei have turned their backs now. If the benevolence of women is ignored for a while, I'm afraid they will let the tiger go back to the mountain to help the tyrant. Moreover, the Emperor has just ascended the throne, and the whole world intends to plot against him." Rebellious people are everywhere, and for such rebellious ministers, it is better to suppress them in one fell swoop."

"But so..."

Before Xiao Di finished speaking, he was interrupted by Eunuch Shun, "Your Majesty, you are still young, and you don't need to rush to deal with major state affairs. Just leave such trivial matters to my servant, and I will do my best to help you. Your Majesty is going to work for the dog and the horse."

"But..." Xiao Di was still talking, but the sixth father-in-law rushed over from outside the door, "Your Highness! Your Highness! The Highness from Dongli has come down! He is waiting outside the hall and wants to see you!"

"Bold slave! You actually walked so fast in the emperor's bedroom, what should you do if you startled the emperor to rest!" Eunuch Shun said in a stern tone.

Seeing that Eunuch Shun was here, the sixth eunuch turned pale with fright, and hurriedly kowtowed to admit his mistake, "Damn the slave! Die the slave! Your Majesty, forgive me!..."

"It's okay, I'm not resting, get up quickly..." Xiao Di was about to comfort him when he saw Xiao Liuzi's frightened look, when he was severely interrupted by Eunuch Shun, "Your Majesty, this slave's hands and feet are indecent. I will neglect the emperor, the servants of the Ministry of Internal Affairs have newly selected a few eunuchs and maids with quick hands and feet, and will send them to you later, let them serve you personally!"

"No, no, little six is ​​fine..."

"Your majesty, you are no longer what you used to be. You must not measure the people around you by the standards of the former prince. The eunuchs and maids selected for you by the slave are smart and quick, and it is not easy to let them serve the slave. rest assured."

"Eh... well, then listen to the father-in-law..." I always feel so uncomfortable!

Seeing Xiao Di agreeing, Eunuch Shun turned and told the little six sons who were kneeling on the ground, "Go out and tell that proton Dongli that he broke into the emperor's bedroom in Xiliang whenever he wanted, but as a prisoner, don't go too far." Rampant. Drive him away quickly!"

"Hey! Don't..." Seeing Xiao Liuzi tremblingly accepting the order to go out and chase people away, Xiao Di just wanted to stop him, but Eunuch Shun cupped his hands at him, "His Royal Highness has ascended the throne now, it is better to stay away from the proton, slave Seeing that Dong Li is not a good person, he may be plotting against His Majesty."

Xiao Di:. . . .

This father-in-law has a problem with your eyesight!How come Zhoumu's handsome and handsome protagonist Gong turns into a villain in your mouth and doesn't look like a good person!If you have vision problems, go out and turn left to see an ophthalmologist!

"Forehead……"

"Today, the emperor had a lot of trivial matters on the first day of his ascension to the throne. At this time, the emperor must be physically and mentally exhausted. The servant will wait for the emperor to wash up. After washing, the emperor should rest early. The servant will come to pick you up in the Xuanming hall tomorrow morning." Eunuch Shun bowed respectfully to Xiao Di, and closed the door from the outside after going out.

"call--"

After Eunuch Shun left, the sleeping hall fell silent. Xiao Di let out a long sigh of relief and sank into the bed with relief, "Bazahei..."

As soon as the words were finished, Bazahei, who was wearing a black outfit, suddenly appeared beside Xiao Di's bed. Xiao Di lazily raised his eyelids and glanced at him, "Bazahei, this Eunuch Shun doesn't look like a good person. .”

"Of course he is not a good person," Bazahei snorted coldly, "In the past, the eldest prince was addicted to sex, and the real power in Xiliang was in his hands. Now that you are on the throne, as long as you are firmly in control, the power in Xiliang is not secure yet." Hold it firmly in his hand."

"Then what to do...wait!" As if suddenly thinking of something, Xiao Di suddenly regained his energy, a carp jumped up from the bed and looked at Bazahei with fiery eyes, "Bazahei! That foolish king's favorite in the outline Eunuch, could it be Eunuch Shun! So now is the correct outline of the plot?"

"Just realized?" Bazahei looked at Xiao Di with an idiot's gaze, "Otherwise, why do you think I keep that ambitious eunuch with ulterior motives?"

"Then, what should I do? Do I want to match his performance?"

"Do you think you still have a choice now? Don't make trouble! Now the power in Xiliang is in the hands of that eunuch, what can you do if you don't cooperate with him." Bazahei said casually, "Only your IQ?"

"Tsk, we are still not a united front, why do you cat always talk to outsiders!" Xiao Di scolded angrily.

"This seat is just an observer. If you can't participate in the plot, don't participate. Don't rely on me for everything." Even so, Bazahei still reminded, "From now on, you will be your puppet emperor. Alright, the eunuch will help you follow the outline and follow the plot."

"Hmm... a puppet... that means I don't need to worry about those important national affairs?" Xiao Di looked at Bazahei with anticipation, "Just be a salted fish! I'm very good at this!"

Now that the plot is clear, in the following days, Xiao Di will completely let himself go and become a salted fish emperor who has no ambitions, eats lazy food, and sits on the dragon chair like a mascot every morning to watch Eunuch Shun After a wonderful performance with the courtiers, he was sent back to the Shuanghua Palace by Mr. Shun's servant Haosheng in the early morning, lest he would have any contact with the courtiers.

Even if Xiao Di is such a salty fish, the people sent by Eunuch Shun will still closely monitor Xiao Di's movements openly and secretly, for fear that Xiao Di will suddenly want to turn salty fish into a counterattack, and will play the drama of coercing the emperor to make the princes wonderful.

Although it is not very free to be monitored every day, Xiao Di's life is relaxed and comfortable on the whole. Anyway, he doesn't particularly want to be the emperor for real - being an emperor is so tiring!I really don't understand why everyone has to do this kind of exhausting work. He really can't understand this kind of mentality of a model worker.

It was the next court time again, Qi Yu stood under the high palace wall of Xuanming Hall and looked at the team hurrying away from a distance. In front of the team was a gorgeous sedan chair, and the bright yellow curtains swayed vaguely. See the thin figure of the boy.

"Xiao Di..." Looking at the vague shadow, Qi Yu murmured.

This morning, when Xiao Di returned to Shuanghua Palace and was about to have a meal, suddenly a little eunuch who delivered the meal sneaked over, pretending to touch Xiao Di, and whispered, "Your Highness..."

Hearing someone calling himself, Xiao Di, who was holding a bun in his hand and was about to open his mouth to bite, was taken aback for a moment. He looked up in surprise and saw Liu Gonggong standing beside him sneakily, "Little Liu!?"

"Hush—" Seeing Xiao Di calling himself unsuspectingly, the sixth father-in-law stopped him in a low voice with an anxious expression on his face, "Hush your voice!"

Seeing the mysterious look of the sixth father-in-law, Xiao Di understood it instantly, cleared his throat and pretended to tell the eunuchs and maids waiting beside him, "You all go down, I want to eat alone." Sixth Eunuch, "You stay and serve me vegetables."

Although the people left behind by Eunuch Shun are all shouldering the heavy responsibility of monitoring Xiao Di, they will not disobey Xiao Di's ordinary orders openly. After Xiao Di ordered, they all obediently left Xiao Di's bedroom.

Seeing that those people had gone out, Xiao Di quickly turned to look at Eunuch Liu, "Little Liu! Where have you been these days! Why do you look like this now!"

"Your Highness, forgive me!" The sixth father-in-law had mixed feelings when he saw Xiao Di, "Since His Highness ascended the throne, the servant has been arranged by Eunuch Shun to pour Yexiang. Although I can't see His Highness, the servant still cares about His Highness every day..."

"Eh...it's my fault, I can't even protect you..." Xiao Di suddenly felt sorry for her.

"Your Highness is also involuntary, and this slave understands." Then, the sixth father-in-law mysteriously stuffed a note into Xiao Di's hand, "This is sent by that His Highness Dongli who took off his slave, Your Highness, you must be sure." Hide it so that no one will find it."

"Qi Yu?" Xiao Di was taken aback for a moment, why did the protagonist give Laozi a small note?

"Then Your Highness, the servant will step down first, you should be careful." The sixth father-in-law reluctantly finished speaking to Xiao Di, then hurriedly left Shuanghua Palace with his head down.

Not long after the sixth father-in-law left, Eunuch Shun rushed over after receiving the news. He didn't find any suspicious people, so he used a set of high-sounding excuses to brainwash Xiao Di. Now Eunuch Shun is a nine-thousand-year-old in Xiliang Palace As a character, Xiao Di, who is determined to be salty fish to the end, will naturally not confront him head-on. He can only nod and say yes, you are right, you are right!

Lying under the quilt at night, Xiao Di was a little puzzled after reading the note of the protagonist's attack. He asked out of thin air with a puzzled face, "Bazahei, what do you mean by the protagonist's attack? What does it mean to take me away? He wants to What are you doing?"

Before Xiao Di finished speaking, a black figure suddenly appeared in front of the bed and took the note from his hand. Bazahei frowned and read it carefully, then looked at Xiao Di who was lying on the bed with a dead body, "You idiot did it again. What's superfluous, what's going on with the protagonist Gong now! Even Dongli doesn't want to go back and wants to take you to the end of the world?"

Xiao Di was stunned: . . . . .Blame me?