Cannon fodder's death manual

"Congratulations, Your Highness, the Emperor... has passed away."

This, this, this... is it going to die?Labor and capital just pushed him a little... and that's the end of it?Xiao Di looked in disbelief at the blue-gray face of the eldest prince's corpse on the ground, then at Eunuch Shun who was standing there respectfully and bowing to him, hesitantly asked, "Then, what should I do... "

Emma Laozi accidentally pushed their emperor to death, they, they won't execute Laozi to death!Me, me, I really didn't mean it!How did labor and capital know that the eldest prince would be so pushy!Really can't blame me!

"Your Highness, don't worry. The emperor has been on the throne for three years and has not left any heirs. Now that he died suddenly, you are the only one who inherits the thousands of miles of Xiliang!" Looking at Xiao Di's bewildered expression, Eunuch Shun smiled slightly, as if you understood.

"Huh...huh?" Suddenly realizing what Eunuch Shun said, Xiao Di stared blankly, "What did you say!"

"Your Highness, you haven't rested all night. I will send someone to send you back to Shuanghua Palace first. You should go back to Shuanghua Palace to rest first. It will be an auspicious day in three days. The enthronement ceremony will be held after the Ministry of Rites publishes the emperor's list to announce to the world." Bar!"

Eunuch Shun is worthy of being the number one caring little housekeeper around the eldest prince. When encountering difficulties, he is not only calm in the face of danger, but also calmly helps labor and management to find a way. It is simply outstanding!

"Then...then it all depends on the father-in-law, I don't know anything..." Xiao Di smiled awkwardly and bowed to the father-in-law.

"Don't worry, Your Highness... Oh, no, don't worry, the emperor, the slave will do his best to solve the emperor's worries and problems."

Eunuch Shun's words "the emperor" made Xiao Di's heart flutter, thinking that he was going to be enthroned as emperor in such a ignorant way because of a blessing in disguise, this week's cheating mission was only half completed, and he was instantly full of the eldest prince, this short-lived pervert. With a grateful heart.

He was respectfully sent back to Shuanghua Palace in a soft sedan chair by Mr. Shungong. When he arrived at the entrance of Shuanghua Palace, Xiao Di just got off the sedan chair. The cyan figure suddenly rushed up and embraced him.

"Eh..." Xiao Di, who was in a daze, was suddenly hugged tightly by Qi Yu, and he was a little confused about the situation for a while, why did the protagonist Gong come here?Didn't he talk about the stars, the moon, and life with the protagonist Shou last night?Why did you come to Laozi's Shuanghua Palace so early in the morning?

"...Xiao Di..." Hugging the disheveled boy tightly in his arms, Qi Yu murmured hoarsely with red eyes, "...Xiao Di...Xiao Di..."

"Eh... you, let me go first..." Xiao Di struggled a bit in a daze because of Qi Yu's intimate movements, but he didn't break free because Qi Yu hugged her too tightly.

Holding Xiao Di like that for a long time, Qi Yu seemed to have gradually calmed down. He slowly let go of Xiao Di and carefully looked up and down Xiao Di's body. He clenched his fist suddenly, his hoarse voice trembled out of shape, "...Xiao Di...I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

can't protect you...

Qi Yu has never hated her own weakness so much like now.

"...Well..." Xiao Di stared blankly at Qi Yu's bloodshot eyes, and secretly felt that the protagonist Gong at this moment was a bit scary, "...Q...Qi Yu, are you okay..."

"...Xiao Di, you believe me, one day... one day I will become the master of this world, and then... I will be able to protect you forever..." As if making an oath, Qi Yu made an oath in front of Xiao Di. Di said firmly in his ear.

Seeing the seriousness of the protagonist Gong, Xiao Di encouraged with a dumbfounded expression, "...uh... I believe you..."

You may not believe what Sao Nian said, but labor and management really believe in your rhetoric!Believe me, as long as you are willing to do it, the whole world will kneel and lick at your feet!Love to blind these scumbags with your protagonist aura!Damn it!

At the entrance of the Shuanghua Palace, Zhuangzhi Lingyun, who was the protagonist Gong, was encouraged affectionately, and he vowed again and again to ensure that he was fine, and finally dismissed the weird protagonist Gong. Wrapped up and entered the Shuanghua Palace, when he returned to the Shuanghua Palace and saw the sixth father-in-law approaching him worriedly, he sent the crying and crying father-in-law to boil the bath water with some headaches, and then went into his own bedroom to get ready to rest. There is too much information about what happened last night, and his low-configuration CPU can't handle it, so it takes time to go through it.

Unexpectedly, just as Xiao Di walked into the dormitory with a tired face, the door of the dormitory suddenly slammed shut behind him. The psychological shadow left by what happened last night has not been completely eliminated. After he slammed the door behind him, Xiao Di was startled and then turned around suddenly with a face of defense. When he turned around, he saw a man in black suddenly descending from the sky. Xiao Di yelled in horror, "You you you! Who are you!"

"Hush——" The man in black just jumped off the beam, when he saw Xiao Di screaming in horror, he quickly reached out to cover Xiao Di's mouth, "Don't scream! Don't scream! It's me!  … ..."

"Don't kill me! Don't kill me! I don't know anything!..." At this time Xiao Di was terrified like a frightened bird, no matter what the man in black said, he couldn't listen to anything. Grabbing at him with malicious intentions, Xiao Di thought that guy was going to kill him to silence him, so scared that he hugged his head tightly and closed his eyes for fear of seeing his blood spattered three feet, "Don't kill me! I really do not know anything……"

Seeing Xiao Di closing his eyes and shrinking his neck, looking hopeless, the man in black had a flash of contempt in his eyes, he walked over helplessly and reached out and shook Xiao Di's shoulder, "Who wants to kill you! Idiot! It's me! It's me!" I!"

After waiting for a long time without seeing the man attacking him, but shaking his shoulders instead, Xiao Di opened his eyes cautiously, and seeing the extremely beautiful golden and silver demon pupils of the human monster, he asked in a low voice with a dull expression, "... ...Who are you? What are you doing in my bedroom? Didn't you come to kill me?"

"You idiot! It's me! It's me! Baihu! Baihu! Don't you remember, you idiot?" Seeing Xiao Di's dumbfounded expression, Baihu finished cursing angrily, seeing that Xiao Di was still dumbfounded There was no response, so he gritted his teeth and put his fist on his cheek in a cute pose, "Meow~~"

Seeing that this person looked so serious but did such a cute and outrageous thing, Xiao Di was stunned. Seeing that person's beautiful gold and silver demon eyes, as if suddenly remembering something, Xiao Di cautiously pointed at that person. He called out, "... Bazahei?"

"Hmph! This seat is the White Tiger! The White Tiger!" the man emphasized with a haughty expression.

Seeing the familiar haughty expression on that man's face, Xiao Di was stunned for a moment, then looked up and down the handsome man in black and strong clothes in surprise, "...Are you really Bazahei?"

"Hmph! You idiot! Call me Baihu!" The man gave Xiao Di a haughty look.

"But...how come you look like this? Aren't you a cat..." Xiao Di asked blankly, "What's going on?"

"You idiot, how many times do I have to emphasize this! This seat is a beast! Not a cat! Not a cat!"

"Eh..." Seeing Bazahei's crazy look, Xiao Di slowly stretched out his hand and put his fist on his cheek, and said expressionlessly, "Meow——"

"Tsk! I was afraid that you, an idiot, would not be able to remember just now! Hmph! How dare you laugh at me!" Bazahei scolded angrily.

"Oh... thank you so much!" Xiao Di said perfunctorily.

"What's the matter with you idiot! How come you haven't even become an emperor after passing through for so long! Do you dare to be a little more useless!"

"I didn't know there would be an eldest prince! If he doesn't die, how can you let Laozi be the emperor! You don't even know how perverted this eldest prince is! He can even kill his own brother!" Having said that, Xiao Di Xin shuddered with lingering fear, "It's a good thing he's dead now, otherwise labor and management may really lose their virginity... By the way, labor and management will be enthroned in three days! At that time, labor and management will really be on the throne." The emperor is here!" Thinking of this, Xiao Di smiled triumphantly, "I feel like I will succeed soon!"

"Hmph!" Seeing Xiao Di's hopeless look, Bazahei snorted coldly, "Idiot!"

"By the way, why are you here this week? Aren't you a cat? Why are you like this?" Xiao Di asked.

"I am your observer, so naturally I will follow you wherever you go. If I don't pay attention, what will you do if you idiot mess up the plot!" Bazahei casually walked to the table Holding the teapot, I poured myself a glass of water, and looked at Xiao Di proudly while holding the teacup, "Also, this seat is a divine beast! Not a cat!"

"Oh... that's it... what about now? Why are you dressed like this? I feel like an assassin. I was shocked when I first appeared, and I thought you were here to kill me..."

"Didn't I tell you that I am currently using the passerby observation system! My current identity is the personal bodyguard of His Highness the Second Highness of Xiliang, so of course I want to dress like this!"

Seeing the expression of "Are you stupid" on Bazahei's face, Xiao Di asked suspiciously, "It's so amazing? This Second Highness actually has a shadow guard? There was a shadow guard who was almost killed by that perverted eldest prince last night." When it’s cold, why don’t you come out to save labor and capital! It’s almost causing labor and capital to lose their virginity!”

"Do you think this unfavored second prince will really have a shadow guard? Don't be ridiculous, I just used the system to forcibly write this identity in order to help you because you are too scumbag in combat. Otherwise, you think you will have a shadow guard." Shadow Guard? Besides, in order to write this identity, I didn’t cross over until this morning, you idiot just don’t feel grateful, and dare to blame me!” Bazahei scolded angrily.

I'm really sorry for being such a scumbag...

"...Thank you so much!" Xiao Di chuckled dryly. In fact, he didn't believe that Bazahei, who claimed to be a beast, could help him at all. Didn't Zhoumu fail happily with his help?

Having said that, Xiao Di was very happy after knowing that Bazahei also came to this world. There is always a subtle feeling of meeting an old friend in a foreign land. To everyone in this world, he is just the second child of Xiliang. Your Highness, maybe he is the real "Xiao Di" only in front of Bazahei!

Although the sudden and sudden death of the eldest prince was covered up by Eunuch Shun and said that he died of illness and was buried quickly, the sudden death of the king of a country is still difficult to convince the public. Yes.

It's just that Xiao Di didn't expect that someone would be so bold as to accuse him of killing the king and treason in public at his enthronement ceremony, and he should be punished for the crime.

On the hundred steps, Xiao Di, who was wearing a dragon robe and a golden crown on his head, was silent in the face of the aggressive accusations from the courtiers, but Eunuch Shun, who was standing beside him, spoke for him.

"Bold! How dare you disrespect the emperor! Come here! Detain all these arrogant people!"