Cannon fodder's death manual

"What superfluous things have you done, you idiot? What's going on with the protagonist Gong now! Even Dongli doesn't want to go back and wants to take you to the end of the world?" Bazahei scolded angrily.

"Then what do you think I should do?" Xiao Di asked.

"Of course I ignore it, why, don't you still want to go wandering with the protagonist!" Bazahei sneered at Xiao Di.

"How is that possible! I'm not stupid." Xiao Di spread his hands helplessly, "I did not take the wrong medicine for the protagonist Gong. I am an excellent cannon fodder with a glorious mission on my shoulders. How can I work hand in hand with the protagonist Gong!"

Ignoring the protagonist Gong's kidnapping plan, Xiao Di thought it was over, but unexpectedly, Eunuch Shun learned about the protagonist Gong's plan to kidnap Xiao Di and escape together.Knowing this, Eunuch Shun was furious, and dared to abduct my obedient little puppet?It's really not too many to die ten thousand times!Immediately, with a murderous look, he headed towards the Xingqing Palace where the protagonist attacked.

At noon, Xiao Di was taking a nap, and the sixth eunuch sneaked into the Shuanghua Palace. Seeing that Xiao Di was taking a nap, he shook him anxiously, "Your Highness! Your Highness! Go and have a look! Eunuch Shun He took people to Xingqing Palace, and said that His Highness Dongli would be bestowed with death!"

Xiao Di was shaken awake in a daze, "Er...little six...what are you talking about! Eunuch Shun? Why did he want to kill Qi Yu?!"

"For some reason, His Royal Highness Qi's plan to take you out of the palace has leaked out, and now Eunuch Shun knows about it, and Eunuch Shun said that he will kill His Highness Qi who deceived the king's heart!" Sixth Eunuch said anxiously, "Go and see Look! Your Highness Qi will die if you go late!"

Hearing that the protagonist's attack is in danger, Xiao Di got up from the bed, "I see, little six, you go first, don't let anyone find out, I'll go to Xingqing Palace right away."

After Little Six left, Xiao Di put on a brocade robe and was about to go out, but Bazahei suddenly appeared and grabbed his arm from behind, "What do you want to do?"

"Eunuch Shun found out about the protagonist Gong's plan to abduct me, and now he wants to kill the protagonist Gong!" Seeing Bazahei holding him back, Xiao Di quickly explained, "I'm going to save the protagonist Gong! Otherwise, the protagonist Gong will be killed by the eunuch." What should I do if I get killed!"

"Rescue? How do you save?" Bazaar's black and demonic gold and silver pupils stared at Xiao Di's face, "Do you think that eunuch will listen to you? If you just go like this, the eunuch will think that you want to fight with the protagonist." If you run away together, you won't let people go, I guess the protagonist Gong will die faster."

"Then...then what should we do!" Xiao Di said anxiously, "We can't just let him kill the protagonist Gong like this!"

"Of course not!" Bazahei said decisively, "But you can't go, I will go."

"You?" Xiao Di was taken aback, "Can you save the protagonist Gong?"

"I'm going to send the protagonist Gong back to Dongli directly, so that the plot can start directly." After finishing speaking, he asked Xiao Di a little worriedly, "I'm not here during this time, so be careful and listen to that eunuch obediently." If so, don’t act rashly.”

"Send it back to Dongli directly? Can you do it?" Seeing that Bazahei turned around and left, Xiao Di was still a little worried. Is this fat cat reliable?

Hearing Xiao Di questioning himself, the man in black turned his head and said proudly, "Who do you think I am!"

Bazahei deserves to be Bazahei, although usually he only watches the excitement and makes sarcastic remarks and despises Xiao Di, but when it comes to this critical moment involving the safety of the protagonist, this cat is still very powerful as an observer When it came to saving the protagonist Gong, he was not sloppy at all, he almost packed the protagonist Gong away, followed by his father-in-law and led them into the Xingqing Palace. Dongli Proton seemed to disappear out of thin air, and he searched the entire palace but could not find it.

Eunuch Shun was severely slapped in the face, and in the name of protecting the safety of the emperor, he sent more people to Shuanghua Palace to closely monitor Xiao Di, for fear that this rare obedient puppet would just disappear together with that damned Dongli proton.Xiao Di didn't say anything to the sudden increase in eyeliner around him, he still should eat and sleep, and behaved in a serious manner, obediently living the way Eunuch Shun wanted.

It is said that the protagonist Gong returned to Dongli safely under the escort of Bazahei. He seized the political power from his own emperor's brother with fierce means, and tried his best to turn the tide and save the nation when Dongli's rivers and rivers were declining. He became another iron-blooded emperor in Dongli's history.

With Xiliang's eunuchs in power and treacherous officials ravaging the country's power and declining to take care of other things, Dongli's protagonist's offensive means thunderously reorganized the court and reorganized the army. After only three years of enthronement, he successfully resolved Dongli's internal conflicts and stabilized Dongli. After the economic base and superstructure of the dynasty successfully led the people of Dongli to a well-off life, they began to prepare and send troops to attack Xiliang.

Knowing from Bazahei that the protagonist Gong has developed very well in recent years, which is no worse than what was stated in the outline, Xiao Di nodded in satisfaction. The protagonist Gong is worthy of being the protagonist Gong. I said earlier that as long as this guy wants to do it, the whole world can only kneel and lick it obediently. There is no such thing as a messy obedience to the father-in-law!No matter how awesome Eunuch Shun is, can he beat the protagonist's attack!It's just a mere eunuch, except that he is more narrow-minded than others, and his vision ability is very limited. It's easy to use some low-level means to gain power. When it comes to governing the country, this guy is an idiot. A good big Xiliang was turned into a miasma by this guy. Rampaging, happy to hear and see, makes the rivers and rivers in Xiliang worse every day.

In fact, there are many loyal people who open their eyes to see the world and want to save the country, but in the end they were brutally persecuted by Mr. Shun and his party. He resigned and returned to his hometown to protect his life and had no choice but to bow to the evil forces.

With the temples in Xiliang so smoky, the protagonist Shou’s family retreated wisely. After seeing too many of their colleagues in the court being persecuted by treacherous ministers, the Tai Tuo handed in his resignation early and brought the whole family back home. Even in this temple turmoil, he barely escaped unscathed.

However, although Master Taifu retired and returned to his hometown, it does not mean that the protagonist Shouhui will go offline so obediently. Not long after Master Taifu returned to his hometown, the protagonist Shou threw himself into the army and joined the army. Starting as a soldier, he resolutely went to the front line against Dongli's invasion. He was born and died on the battlefield. When Xiliang's mountains and rivers were broken and no one could use them, he quickly became famous on the border of Xiliang and became a member of Xiliang's fight against Dongli's invasion. general.

Seeing that the plot is gradually getting on the right track, getting closer to the correct outline of the plot bit by bit, Xiao Di, who is a puppet in the Xiliang Palace, lives happily and happily every day——according to this rhythm, the protagonist Gong will soon Being able to fall in love with the protagonist and kill each other, and then love each other as companions in the world of mortals, and then labor and capital will soon be cannon fodder hahaha...

It was morning time again, and Xiao Di was picked up by Eunuch Shun to Xuanming Palace as a mascot as usual. I thought that this morning was another boring performance where Eunuch Shun and his party praised each other and echoed each other. Xiao Di sat on the dragon chair bored and was about to play with I touched my fingers, but found that the atmosphere in Xuanming Palace today was very different from usual.

All the civil and military officials of the ranks, including Eunuch Shun standing behind Xiao Di, all looked sad and dead. Xiao Di turned his eyes around everyone's gloomy faces in doubt, wondering what happened. What could make Eunuch Shun, who holds great power, so depressed? Before Xiao Di could open his mouth to ask a question, he heard a minister below, saying that Emperor Dongli personally led troops to invade our country. In one fell swoop, he attacked at the foot of Yanming Pass. Yanming Pass is the last pass to protect the capital of Xiliang. If he breaks through Yanming Pass, the capital Yanjing will no longer have a pass to protect. day problem.

As soon as these words came out, the officials in the audience became even more panic-stricken. Originally, most of these officials were promoted by the father-in-law Shun, and the common people knew how to get benefits out of their own pockets. , I can't wait to transform my existence into air, just as if I have never appeared in this court.

The person who went to Zuo wanted to be a loyal man, and after explaining the predicament in Xiliang, he pointed out that Yanmingguan is currently short of manpower, and he may not be able to withstand Dongli's tens of thousands of cavalry. For the safety of the country, I hope the emperor will issue a decree to transfer some of the people in Yanjing. The Imperial Forest Army went to Yanming Pass to defend against the invasion of foreign enemies.

After the man finished speaking, the newly appointed Minister of the Ministry of War was in a hurry, "No! The Imperial Forest Army shoulders the heavy responsibility of guarding Yanjing. If they are transferred away so easily, wouldn't it be that the emperor's safety will be ignored!"

Xiao Di silently picked his booger: Don't be funny!Labor and capital will not take this blame!

"But your majesty! Yanming Pass is a fortress! If it is lost, Xiliang will be destroyed!"

"Bold!" The Minister of the Ministry of War immediately splashed dirty water when he saw the situation was not good, "We Xiliang country is rich and strong, and the people live and work in peace and contentment. How can you allow you to speak indiscriminately here! Your Majesty, Mr. Zhao has no intention of rebelling against the law, and he deserves to be punished!"

Xiao Di: Hehe, I just believed your evil. . . .

The minister who made the admonishment immediately became anxious when he saw a basin of dirty water pouring over him, "My Xin Zhao's loyalty to Xiliang can be learned from the sky! Now the country is in a crisis of life and death, but the emperor is blinded by these courtiers, honestly. It's my great misfortune in Xiliang! Your Majesty! I'm admonishing you with death!" As he spoke, he slammed his head towards the white marble pillar on the main hall.

"Hold him! Hurry, hurry! Hold him!" Xiao Di, who was in a daze, was taken aback by seeing this minister so loyal, and hurriedly stood up from the dragon chair to stop him, "Quick! Hold him!"

Eunuch Shun made a gesture behind Xiao Di, and the Imperial Forest Army immediately came out from the side of the hall and stopped Mr. Zhao. Seeing that Mr. Zhao's life was safe, Xiao Di breathed a sigh of relief and slowly sat back on the dragon chair.

"Now that the enemy is at hand, how do you think we should deal with it?" Xiao Di asked.

After Xiao Di asked, there was another less intense discussion. The courtiers in the audience were roughly divided into two factions. One group was led by the talented Lord Zhao just now. Pass, so as to keep the last barrier of Xiliang King's Capital.One group is eunuchs and courtiers headed by Eunuch Shun. This group of people advocates that now that Dongli’s army is approaching the city, and the royal capital Yanjing is in danger, in order to protect the safety of the emperor, the frontline troops should be transferred back to protect the royal city, and then write a letter to discuss peace with Dongli.

Xiao Di: Isn't it obvious who to listen to?Anyone with a little brain can see that Eunuch Shun and the others are not trying to kill them!

"Your Majesty, what do you think?" Mr. Shun pretended to look at Xiao Di.

Xiao Di was taken aback for a moment, and then he chuckled, "...haha, I don't understand, Mr. Shun thinks it should be whatever it is!"

Then he glanced apologetically at Mr. Zhao just now: I'm sorry brother, labor and management really want to help you but you also know that Eunuch Shun has ten thousand ways to make us shut up obediently, so I'm sorry...

Besides... that's the correct synopsis.

Xiao Di sighed helplessly.

"If Yanming Pass is breached, wouldn't that mean putting Yanjing under Dongli's sword!" Eunuch Shun said in a sharp voice, "For the safety of the emperor, our family thinks that we should take the initiative to send someone to negotiate peace with the new emperor Dongli. In order to show sincerity, the front-line soldiers should be transferred back to Yanjing to defend the capital. The new emperor Dongli was once a hostage in Xiliang and has a deep friendship with the emperor, so if he wants to negotiate a peace with him, the new emperor Dongli will not refuse."

Xiao Di: Brother, did you selectively forget that when he was the proton, did you still want to kill him? The protagonist Gong is not the holy father, why should he agree to negotiate peace with you now!

After finishing speaking, Eunuch Shun looked at Xiao Di, "What do you think, Your Majesty?"

Xiao Di smiled, "Hehe, I listen to my father-in-law."

Young Master, I will just watch how you die. Do you have any relatives with the protagonist Gong? . . .

"That's good." Seeing Xiao Di's cooperation, Eunuch Shun nodded in satisfaction, and turned his head to ask the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs, "Who are the guards at Yanming Pass now?"

"Returning to the emperor, the general guarding Yanming Pass is Sudan Qing, the son of the former Grand Tutor." The Secretary of the Ministry of War replied.

"Decree to call him back to guard the royal capital, Minister of the Ministry of Officials, and send envoys to Dongli tent to discuss peace with the new emperor of Dongli as soon as possible."

The Minister of the Ministry of Officials who was wandering in the air was suddenly named, and he quickly replied, "Minister, I accept the order!"

After the eunuch Shun finished his orders, he looked back at Xiao Di who was doing nothing, "Your Majesty is nineteen now."

"Uh..." Xiao Di looked confused, why did Lao Zi get involved?What the hell is this eunuch going to do! ?

"The emperor's harem has been empty for four years since he ascended the throne. This servant has been negligent. I heard that there is a princess in Northern Qi, Lan Xinhui, who is in full bloom. She is a match made in heaven with the emperor's golden boy and jade girl. Why don't I send envoys to Beiqi to beg for the emperor's favor?" How is the marriage?"

Xiao Di was stunned: Damn this eunuch is going to sell labor for glory!