Cannon fodder's death manual

With Bazahei, the gold medal thug, the journey back to the Valley of Miraculous Doctors was much safer. Many dangers that had not yet sprouted were snuffed out in the cradle by Bazahei, and the journey was smooth and smooth. In less than three days, they returned to Yuzhou.

As soon as he entered Yuzhou, Xiao Di enthusiastically introduced to the protagonist, "In front of you is the Valley of Miraculous Doctors. Once you enter the valley, we will be home."

At this time, the protagonist Shou already knew that the cheap master he had confusedly recognized was not some random quack doctor, but the world-renowned miracle doctor Gu Guzhu. Hearing what Xiao Di said, he nodded obediently.Seeing that the protagonist Shou is so well-behaved, Xiao Di couldn't help but pat the protagonist Shou's head, and then the protagonist Shou received a cold slap from Bazahei, which made him shrink back in fright.

Xiao Di didn't notice anything, and took Bazahei's hand very naturally and said, "Go, I will take you into the valley as a teacher." Bazahei was led forward by Xiao Di contentedly, and turned around to provoke He glared at the protagonist Shou who was trembling with fright.

The protagonist Shou looked at Xiao Di's back pitifully like a small cabbage, and seemed to sense his gaze. Xiao Di turned his head and saw that he was standing still, so he greeted with a smile, "Why are you still standing there, come on!" Only then did Qingming quickly follow, Xiao Di said as he walked, "There is an eight-diagram array that I personally set up outside the Valley of the Miraculous Doctors, and outsiders can't get in. Follow closely, if you go the wrong way, you will get lost In the formation."

After hearing this, Qingming quickly followed up, closely following Xiao Di.

Xiao Di led Bazahei to the front, and followed Bazahei for half a step without any trace—he actually didn’t know much about this Eight Diagrams formation. When he left the valley before, he relied entirely on the system, but now there is Bazahei. If Hei is here, of course it all depends on him!Knowing what Xiao Di was planning, Bazahei didn't expose it, but smiled faintly, squeezed Xiao Di's hand quietly, and took the lead to walk in front.

Xiao Hei had just finished weeding the grass in the medicine field, and saw Xiao Di returning from a distance, before he could put down the hoe, he hurried forward to greet him, "Master, you are back... Hey, this is..." He looked around Xiao Di suspiciously The two boys who followed noticed that Xiao Di was still holding the hand of one of them, and frowned indistinctly, "Master, who are these two?"

Xiao Di smiled and introduced to him, "They are the disciples I harvested this time. Here, this is Bai Xiao, this is Qingming, they are both very good children. Xiaoxiao Qingming, this is your brother...Xiao Hei, Well, you can just call him Senior Brother.” After the introduction, Xiao Di felt a little embarrassed that he should actually give Xiao Hei a proper name—whether he was the dog before or the current Xiao Hei, they are all very kind What a waste of youth!

After Xiao Di's introduction, Qingming hid behind Xiao Di, and timidly called "Senior Brother", Bazahei's golden and silver demon pupils swept across Xiao Hei's handsome face, and squeezed Xiao Di's palm twice to express I was dissatisfied, and then very arrogantly ignored this "senior brother".

Xiao Hei smiled magnanimously, not as knowledgeable as this new junior, and turned to look at Xiao Di, "Master, you are exhausted from the journey, I'm going to prepare hot water to catch the wind for the master and the two juniors." Wash the dust."

Xiao Di nodded, "By the way, pack up two rooms for your juniors to live in, and settle your juniors down."

Xiao Hei smiled just right at Xiao Di, "Good master."

Seeing the smirk on the man's mouth, Bazahei turned his head to one side angrily.

Xiao Hei is a good housekeeper. During the time when Xiao Di was away, he kept the Miracle Doctor Valley in order, so Xiao Di didn't need to worry about it at all.Back in his room, Xiao Di silently gave Xiao Hei a thumbs-up. Thinking about it, even if he was not there, Xiao He insisted on cleaning his room spotlessly every day, so that he could live in it whenever he came back.

What a diligent and good young man——Xiao Di thought silently while lying on the bed.

After dinner, Xiao Di casually cared about the affairs of Miracle Doctor Valley during this period, Xiao Hei was serious and answered each item clearly, Xiao Di nodded with satisfaction, "You have worked hard during this time."

Xiao Hei smiled, "It's not hard work, it's Master, you've lost weight after being away for so long."

Xiao Di waved his hand, "It doesn't matter, after all, outside is not as good as home." Suddenly remembering that Xiao Hei seemed to be his patient, Xiao Di expressed concern, "By the way, how is your health recently, do you remember anything? "

Xiao Hei shook his head, "It's still the same, I can't remember anything. Master, don't worry too much, and I'm not in a hurry, just forget it. I think it's good to stay in the Valley of Miraculous Doctors."

"It's fine if you can think about it. Amnesia is a disease that can't be rushed. You can take the medicine I prescribed for you first, and then I will try my best to help you find a way. Alright, go and settle your two juniors. Today Let's take a rest early."

"Yes, Master."

At night, there is a cool breeze and the bright moon hangs high.In the depths of the Valley of Miraculous Doctors, in the center of the sparkling hot spring, amidst the curling water vapor, a slender figure can be vaguely seen.

"Huh—" Xiao Di soaked comfortably in the spring water, stirring with his fingertips, breaking up the moonlight.Suddenly, a fiery body was attached to his back, and the person behind him whispered in his ear, "The moon is shining brightly, and the man is shining brightly. Master, you really enjoy it."

You don't need to guess, you know which cat is behind the flirtatious side, Xiao Di patted the cat's dishonest paw, and said coldly, "I don't sleep at night, and I came to peek at the master taking a bath, I don't have you This kind of apprentice."

"Hehe..." Not scared away by Xiao Di's indifference, Bai Xiao put his head on Xiao Di's neck, and laughed a few times coquettishly, "Master is wrong, I didn't peek, I just looked at it openly. "

"Shameless, are you still reasonable?" Xiao Di elbowed the person sticking behind him, "Don't stick to labor, it's like a piece of brown sugar, if you want to wash it, wash it quickly, and go back to sleep after washing it! "

"No, master..." Bai Xiao acted coquettishly, stretched out his long arms to wrap around Xiao Di from behind, and kissed the side of Xiao Di's fair neck ambiguously, spraying hot breath on the tips of his red ears, "I'm not I came here specially to take a bath..." As he said that, he had to grope his hand downwards, and he didn't know where he touched it. Xiao Di froze, and quickly pressed his hand, "Don't be fussy, hurry up if you don't take a bath. roll!"

"...Master, you are excited."

"Fuck! Shut up! Let the labor and capital go!"

Obviously Bai Xiao will not obediently obey and stop, the poor little Xiaodi is held in someone's hand, Xiao Di can only persuade the murderer with kind words and reason, "Smile and laugh at your cousin Jiangzi, you are still a Child..." Halfway through speaking, Xiao Di suddenly exclaimed when he felt the size of the person behind him, "Why did you suddenly become so big!!!" It was different from what was agreed!Is there such a big child hanging! ! !At this time, he realized something was wrong belatedly, Xiao Di hurriedly struggled to turn around, and when he saw the man behind him, he widened his eyes and screamed, "Who are you!!!" The man behind him was obviously the same as the man in the day The skinny boy is different, and no matter how you look at it, he is more than 15 years old-it is believed that he is 25 years old!How did it develop so that it can grow so big overnight!Is this the motherland's flower? Such a big and tall guy!

The man looked at Xiao Di's stupefied stupid look, raised the corners of his mouth and smiled, and suddenly gnawed on Xiao Di's mouth, imitating the boy's innocent tone and said, "Master, I am your cutie!"

Xiao Di stared blankly at this handsome man who stood half a head taller than himself, and felt very hot, "... who are you! Who is so old and cute! My Xiaoxiao is obviously a bean sprouts, how could it be You old cucumber! Who the hell are you! How did you become so big! Don’t laugh! Don’t even think about being cute!”

"It's me! Smile!" The man made a hurt expression, but approached Xiao Di aggressively, "I always thought we were soul mates, but I didn't expect that you wouldn't recognize me just because of the body change." Oh, oh, I'm going to die of grief!"

You hate it when you shut up!My Xiaoxiao is so cute, so I don’t have your shame!

Xiao Di's back was already on the edge of the hot spring, and he was forced to retreat by the man, so he could only press hard against the man's solid chest to stop him from going any further, "Can you stop holding me before you say this? Your soul mate is on that shit of yours."

The man clasped Xiao Di's waist, pressed their bodies together tightly, and whispered in Xiao Di's ear in an ambiguous tone, "No, listen, it said it wanted to have in-depth communication with my soul mate."

"...Shameless, let me go!" Xiao Di struggled slightly in his arms, but had little effect, and clearly felt that the shit between the two of them had grown a bit bigger. His face turned dark immediately, "Let go of me! Fat cat, did you eat chemical fertilizers and suddenly became so big!...What the hell are you doing!" Xiao Di's face changed color slightly, and he was resisted by Bai Xiao gently but firmly At the edge of the hot spring, Bai Xiao stared at his flushed face, slowly lowered his body, feeling Bai Xiao's invasion, Xiao Di's breath was stagnant, the hand on Bai Xiao's arm unconsciously exerted force, and his nails were on Bai Xiao's arm. There were a few bloody scratches left on his back. After a long time, Xiao Di gradually got used to Bai Xiao's intrusion. However, as soon as he regained his strength, he began to curse without hesitation, but as Bazahei Xiao Di cursed and changed his tone, "Let go of me! Fat cat, you shameless!...Get out! Get out of here!...Don't move...don't move...fuck! Call you Don't move, are you really deaf... Uh..." Bazahei smiled, lowered his head and blocked all his changed curses in his throat, turning into a groan/groan.

"Slow down...slow down...I can't stand it...it hurts..."

"Hush—" Bai Xiao's voice sounded bewitching in Xiao Di's ears, "Master, keep your voice down, you will be heard." Although he told Xiao Di to keep his voice down, his movements below him were malicious. Speed ​​up.

"You... get out..." Xiao Di was pushed against the edge of the hot spring by Bai Xiao, her slender neck raised high, like a swan offering sacrifices, her long black hair was entangled with the two of them like seaweed, her body followed Bai Xiao's body. Xiao's movements were ups and downs, and the weight of his whole body was on that fatal point. He could only hold Bai Xiao's neck tightly to prevent himself from falling.

Seeing Xiao Di like this, Bai Xiao squinted his eyes and bit Xiao Di's fair chest, "Idiot, you are so beautiful, I really love you."

Xiao Di was full of embarrassment and anger, twisting her body to escape, struggling, but seemed to be pandering, "...fuck...fuck you..."

Seemingly a little dissatisfied with Xiao Di's opening to kneel, Bai Xiao pushed up viciously, "It would be even more beautiful if you didn't swear, master."

"...don't, don't call me master...I...I don't have a disciple like you..."

Bai Xiao also acted, looking at Xiao Di's shameful and indignant face, holding his flexible waist with his big hands, and yelling, "Master, master, master..."

Xiao Di was knocked out of tune, "Shut up...shut up...don't bark..."

"Master, master, master, master..."

"Teacher, please shut up!" Seeing that the fat cat was so annoying, Xiao Di grabbed Bai Xiao's hair and forced him to look up. He lowered his head and bit his lips fiercely, blocking it with his own mouth. his mouth.

The world is quiet, only the sound of splashing water and low panting are left in my ears.Under the silvery moonlight, two entangled figures were vaguely reflected in the hot spring, and the faint night wind blew past, stirring a pool of spring water.